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Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by KaineYuzedo(m): 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2013
joeace2020:

If yuzedo catch u ehn... I nor dey ooo


Wot do yo min.... my Deddi catch me?
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by KaineYuzedo(m): 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2013
Wen i wuz 5, i theif $5000 to torch Lolitas oranje

I sellybrate betday with my Deddis hard currency wen i wuz 6

I theif my deddis Punny control devise and he haff to use vaseline.... the Oyoyo was mad for longgg!!!

And final confession; I give Bruno the jaman shepard a shot of acid wen he bark at my frend from scul!! grin grin grin grin

Sports / Re: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by KaineYuzedo(m): 10:25pm On Jul 09, 2013
Austeenxx: You mean Mushin Iceland FC


No!!!! Banana Iceland... the home of the big bois, manshauna nd jips!!
Sports / Re: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by KaineYuzedo(m): 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2013
Gaddemit... Dia is no nead fur investeegashon...

What hapned took place becos M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ deddi the Oyoyo go to scout players for Banana Iceland FC and they try to imprest him, can't people try to imprest bilyonaires... Yuck!!
Religion / Re: Why Don't You Eat Before Church? by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:36pm On Jul 07, 2013
The time factor i guess... always hurrying to church before the preacher calls me unrespectful to God for being tardy!
Religion / Re: Pope To Priests - Buy Humble Cars by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:32pm On Jul 07, 2013
And to tink that ma fada the Oyoyo want to do thsankgevine with 5 big ochara jip next weak, i gess dey will mek do with the keke marwa Oyoyo will dash them now... dis pope spoil macket no be small grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Climbing A Palmtree On Set Of A Movie by KaineYuzedo(m): 10:52am On Jul 06, 2013
Mr&MrsYuzedoSon:




Who da phuck gave birth to ya? Are wez related?



Maybe... Deddi give ma momma pregnant, and they born me, i am the fourst son mehn, da jip and da manshaun are all mine. grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Climbing A Palmtree On Set Of A Movie by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:42am On Jul 06, 2013
KingPradas:

Retard park well my friend. There are to many yuzedo on this forum, yuzedo junior, mrs yuzedo it's getting really annoying find something else.


Pliss be nice, it's not the real Yuzedo da legend.... i am one of his son's

I know he will be mighty annoyed when he finds this moniker.... but pliss be nice ok... pliss
Family / Re: Woman Sleeping In A Cot While Baby Sleeps On The Bed! by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:36am On Jul 06, 2013
yuzedo: I cried when I first saw this on twitter!! grin grin grin grin grin


Deddi you are lie.... you laugh and rite chek of 3 million $$$ for my pocket money.... dunn lie pliss grin grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Two-year-old Boy Diagnosed With Cloves Syndrome by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:34am On Jul 06, 2013
Omo Daddy354: I just love the whites, they take life so simple. Look at the smile on the parents' face, that smile alone almost brought tears to my eyes.
Such a pity d baby is going through dis, may God heal him.
Also teach me to always wear a smile no mattet what.


At dis time, the tym to give uppp!!! is almost nigh!! edit ur tinkin my man
Politics / Re: Photos Of How Nigerian Prisoners Sleep And Enjoy Their Life by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:31am On Jul 06, 2013
Dreamflyin: So sad, really sad. I wish i could something apart share on my facebook and get it trending.


Come and still my fada's jip and you wil enta da prism and become their Che Guevara....


it's almost tym to give uppp!!!
Politics / Re: How To Register For Your National Identification Number (NIN) And Card by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:28am On Jul 06, 2013
i dunn nid diz... my deddi da oyoyo is well known

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Climbing A Palmtree On Set Of A Movie by KaineYuzedo(m): 12:27am On Jul 06, 2013
My fada gurl.... mehn how time flies, wen she use to do med for my deddi... she deosnt bruch tooth... yuck!!

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