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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is The Best Way 2 Approach A Chick On The Street? by kameel: 2:57pm On Mar 27, 2008
Inasmuch as it's not exactly the best way of meeting a girl, many times it's the only way. The only opportunity and I don't know where u at but here in Ib, forrrrget.

Case scenario:
You're just about entering a supermarket and there's this perfect female specimen sashaying out alone. At dt point u got no choice. If she's a real stunner u can't but step to the play. Mind u, most girls actually do enjoy being stepped to. You can take my word to the bank on this. There're however some serious points u need to take cognisance of to increase your chances of getting positive feedback from chicks.

Do's

1. Be well dressed.
Look impeccable.(This doesn't necessarily mean formal o!)
Since they don't announce when u'll jam them, make this a ritual. Very few girls can resist a well-clad guy (except of course your woworism negates the entire concept. Blame ya papa. )

2. By all means wear a designer perfume. Trust me it works wonders. This really should be part of (1.)above.

3. Act decisively. Don't hesitate. Act like u know what u're doing and u're in full control.
This catches them wella. Despite all the fronting girls do, they have this thing for assertive guys. I guess it's built into their genes. If there's any stuttering, signs of insecurity what have u, your chances nose-dive.

4. Have a disarming smile. It depicts a genial disposition and allows them to warm up to u easier. Don’t go grinning like a goat (or Mr Bean) either.

5. Be natural. Don't put up an act. Be yourself.
If she no dig you, she no dig you. Full stop. No Aba-made american accent will score u any correct points with a Behind chick.

6. Your first words matter greatly.
It‘s however circumstance-dependent. My guy by all means say something smart. Dem no dey teach am for school. Dt’s why there’s some soft tissue between your ears. Use it. Ready-made opening lines may be helpful but are by no means dependable especially if not original to you. A drop-dead gorgeous girl has probably heard it a trillion and one times before. Get creative my guy.


Don'ts

1. Never sound desperate. This triggers the flight instinct in them and all they want is just to get away from you. Don’t make it look like u’d get her number at gunpoint if she doesn’t spill it lero (ie jejely ) The issue of personal contact details should be approached in such a way dt it’s just the next logical thing on the lyricing agenda. A chick dt’s had a humorous and intelligent banter with a cool dude is actually most often itching to drop her details. Matter of fact, I adopt a style in which I pretend to have forgotten to ask and just as we’ve said our goodbyes I’m like “Oooh, forgive me, I almost forgot to ask for your number. . . yea rite . . . is it ok by you? Pleeeez?" (with raised eyebrows, a wink and a smile) Unless she be winch e go hard to resist.

2. For crying out loud look out for a wedding ring!!! (unless of course u got suicidal tendencies)
Never step to a married woman. I thot u knew

3. Never step to a chick who’s with a guy. Haba broosss!!! dt goes without saying. . . Ds world is not your own, u are just passing through. Dt other guy will ensure it’s a rapid exit for you.

4. It pays not to step to a chick who's with her crew.
Now this is subjective. Some high-level bad ass playas may be able to handle this kindda scenario but my guy it's a likely lose-lose situation. My level never reach dia. D girl go just take u shine in front of her girlfriends even if deep inside her she gbaduns you. Na dia way. If anything, look for a way to corner her once she steps out for even a millisecond. There's a way u can make some eye contact that she'll easily grasp and if she's game, she herself will find a way of making the move easier for you by relieving herself of her intrusive clique of friends and the rest is up to you. If she no send you, max she'll whisper to her friends to look at ds ogre who's been ogling her (drooling as well ) for the past 20mins. LMAO. Again, na dia way. As u never formally step to her, your pride's still intact my brother.

5. Never step to a pretty chick who’s obviously in a hurry. Common sense my brother.
She's not d last girl on d planet, anotha one will come biko.
eg. It’s just plain dumb to step to a briskly walking pretty chick in a tight fitting trouser-suit at 7o’clock in the morning. She’s most definitely a bank employee rushing off to work. You definitely will look like a jobless alainikannshe. (forgive me, English no fit convey d message well ).
However if u’re rocking an ochara/tear rubber Honda end-of-discussion (like me ) in my dreams or anything techqa, ol’ boy offer her a lift fast. If she agrees to hitch a ride witcha, do your thing.

Ol’ boy my fingers don dey ache on top ds my epistle to u. Note one thing however, women are d most unpredictable creatures God ever dared to create. No style is fool-proof. Dse are just guides to more effective chick hunting. Very open to criticisms and similar tips from experienced niggas in da house. (Where’s tkb417 when u need him? )
If I remember any more tips I’ll fill u in.
Do your thang.


ol boy e be like say you no get job o!!!! :Pa if you want to walk up to a lady on the street just look for the right signal and try to be nice and not too nice, and dont even ask her out there, just get to know her better then move in for the kill later. REMEMBER SEEK YE THE KINGDOM OF KNOWING HER BETTER AND EVERY OTHER "THINGS" SHALL BE ADDED ON TO YOU cheesy
Family / Re: How Will U Handle Your Husband Infidelity by kameel: 2:21pm On Mar 27, 2008
first dont go to babalawo at all, just try to talk things over with him, whatever his reasons are you need to know and dont let the truth bother you much, just try and work things out and if its not working my dear get out!!! now and fast, but remember that the other guys out there are no better than him, THE DEVIL YOU KNOW,
Jokes Etc / Re: Is This True ? by kameel: 2:45pm On Mar 26, 2008
i know women oh! i mean ladies will see you as a chauvinist, which i think you are grin whick i think you are but take this to prove that you are right.

MANsion
MANicure
MANipulate
even if you graduate from the University whatever your sex is you will be awarded with a Bachelor of Science or Arts {Bsc/Ba) why not spinster of science or arts { Psc/Pa} not to talk of MASTER oh! i mean MISTRESS DEGREES!!!!!
Romance / Re: Help, I'm In Love With My Cousin's Wife's Sister! by kameel: 4:57pm On Mar 20, 2008
bros no harm in dating and eventually marrying her, i even believe it will strenghtened the bond between the two families, for as long as your are not related, you can carry go! it means that the girls family have abundant resources, but hope their is no more ladies in their family that guys in your family can date again. it is not because of your family that
god create her family o!
Romance / Re: I Have Never Fallen In Love Before by kameel: 1:05pm On Mar 14, 2008
their is nothing bad in having not fall in love before, i think if you do its a wonderful thing but if you have not na wao! anyway just try to once in your life but caution is the word!!!! dont expect much from it " BLESSED ARE THOSE THAT EXPECT NOTHING FOR THEY SHALL NOT BE DISAPOINTED!!!!!!! BE WARNED O!!!!!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Could This Be Love Or Infatuation by kameel: 12:22pm On Feb 27, 2008
well i wont say its love or infatuation, it depends on what you see in her that makes attracts you to her, but i think you need to confront her and trash things out, the earlier the better,if it doesnt work out get out fast! a stich in time, dont play for dundee or stupid united o!
Politics / Re: Tribunal Verdict Has Vindicated Me – Obasanjo by kameel: 12:09pm On Feb 27, 2008
what a vindication! i pity this country, well we shall get there one day,yes the past administration has done its "best" as regard the election,i just want us all to remember that if this is the kind of leaders we still choose to lead us, then! NO NATION CAN RISE ABOVE THE QUALITY OF ITS LEADERSHIP!!!!! cry

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