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 Phone/Internet Market / Re: London Use Bb Phones 4 Sale @ D Best Prices by kamistura(f): 12:49pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
How much is your bold 2, bold 3, bold 5, curve 3, curve 4, torch 2 and torch 3 |
| Family / Re: Pls I Need A Nice Yoruba Name 4 Baby Boy! by kamistura(f): 3:54pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Omolarami Omolayomi Kofoworola Mosunmola Yoyinsola Lolade |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got Sms From 15,adekunbi Cresent,off Oluwaleyimu Str,allen Avenue,ikeja,lagos by kamistura(f): 12:36pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
I got text from them too, KLMV NIG. Please anybody with information about them? Are they real? |
| Adverts / Re: Job Seeker - Grab Your Own Job Interview Questions And Answers Expo Handbook by kamistura(f): 7:13pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Pls Folu500, send it to me too, kamistura@yahoo.com |
| Literature / Re: 3957 Free E-novels(limited Time Offer) by kamistura(f): 12:12am On Apr 01, 2011 |
All sidney sheldon pls. My email is kamistura@yahoo.com |
| Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Get Sydney Sheldon, John Grisham And Other Interesting Novels For Free! by kamistura(f): 10:02am On Mar 29, 2011 |
Pls i need these sheldon novels: *best laid plan *nothing last forever *morning noon night *the star shine down. my email is kamistura@yahoo.com |
| Literature / Re: John Grisham Or Sydney Sheldon by kamistura(f): 8:45pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Sidney sheldon, anytime anyday |
| Jokes Etc / Deliver Us From Akpan by kamistura(f): 2:02pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
DELIVER US FROM AKPAN AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note, In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan visits his Doctor : AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. Akpan and his wife : AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again, AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” How do you recognize Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board, Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? In a classroom: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”. AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” I think Akpan is smart, his foolishness shows he still has a brain. 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: Your Best Author by kamistura(f): 11:00am On Nov 05, 2009 |
Mine is Sydney Sheldon. He is too much |
| Literature / Re: John Grisham Or Sydney Sheldon by kamistura(f): 1:43pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
@queenesthr Yes o, Sands of time is one of my favourite Seldon novel. I love the way he link the character of a nun with a terrorist. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Carling Cup: Arsenal V Liverpool [2 - 1] on Wed 28th October by kamistura(f): 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Arsenal 3 - Liverpool 1 |
| Culture / Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by kamistura(f): 2:39pm On Oct 19, 2009 |
Good Afternoon everybody |
| Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by kamistura(f): 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
e nle nibe yen o eyin omo iya mi, e ku ise oni o |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by kamistura(f): 12:05pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
very funny joke. |
| Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by kamistura(f): 6:20pm On Oct 12, 2009 |
E dede asiko yii o gbogbo omo kaaro e jiire |
| Culture / Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by kamistura(f): 5:54pm On Oct 12, 2009 |
I am also from Osun State, Iree to be precise. under Boripe Local Govt |
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