https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fvTivDYbU




It is well. . . . . .

THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY REASONS I CAN NEVER LIVE IN NIGERIA OR ANY WHERE IN AFRICA. . . .
Most importantly. . .LIFE IS CHEAP! CHEAPER THAN THAT OF A HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN!

Tufiakwa!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSF7yRe8Dr0

olu4life:
Moved me to tears. So hating the way Brian is in pain right now. His twin brother is doing fine and not even bothered plus he's getting bigger than Brian

Soooooooooooooo. . . FASHOLA'S hospitals are for decoration ni?

cbrass:

lmao..well am a web crawler, the internet is my house,its my life,its what i eat and drink, its also my love, infact am still at the office now writing some codes for the internet, so its everything to me and i believe in it. i take everything on it serious and i donot shite on it. if i really wanted you , you cant escape my grasp o but anyway i leave you to your own oppinion

Na so e easy?
Na NL abi?
If I waka for street. . .you tink say you go fit look in my direction?
Bicos I show you pisshures of my toto and bobby ni?
LWKMD!!!!
You nor sabi say ASHAWO get level ni?
I sorry for you gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

It takes 2 to tango abi?

Abi. . . .you are used to DRUNK SKUNKS. . . .with date r-ape drugs in their circulatory systems ni?
Women do not have choices in your world right?

OYA. . . KONTINU!

Classic TOF!
Tetrology of Fallot!
Hmmmmmmm. . . .This na EMERGENCY O!

To India ke?
Hope the child survives the journey o. . . . .
I PITY AFRICA!

America! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU TO DEATH!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. . . .OP!
All the best!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNXihVJ9TLE

THEY LEARNED FROM MEN ABI?
Especially from their fathers or mothers' BOYFRIENDS!
You reap what you sow!
Amen!!!!

cbrass:

hmmmm.....ok oo *quietly zips up my trousers*

Good boy!
Hope you learned something from me today?
ONLY SHYTE ON NL.
Never mix NL affairs WITH YOUR REAL LIFE AFFAIRS!

NL is not your house or home!
Eat in YOUR HOUSE only!

We all have to get married to some other's 'remnant' abi?

Even ALL virgins have been 'fingerrred' or phocked in the azzzes!

What was the question again?

cbrass:

have you done one before to jump hastily at that conclusion

We all have our standards.
Please, feel free to exercise yours!
I don't eat where I SHYTE!
Period!

NL is for SHYTTTING ONLY!

1. United States of America:
USA is a nation of multicultured people. In
order for the USA citizens to cope up with the
challenges of advancements and development,
they live really hectic lives with lots of
workload, which means no time for the
families. Thus, USA has the highest divorce
rate in the world which has five times
increased during this year as compared to
2013.

I loooooooooooove AMERICA!!!
Marriage is not a matter of DO OR DIE.

No single AFRICAN COUNTRY?

Poverty na real BYTCH!
Awon suffering and smiling RELIGIOUS MARRIAGES. . .
Marry one. . . PHOCK 10 FREE at the h-altar!

Mu che che che che che che

cbrass:

Seven years on NL. . . .
NEVER!!!

Thanks for the fun darling. . .
Best wishes always!

cbrass:

wanna take you along with me ni

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha


I don't phock NAIRALANDERS. . . period!
A major turn-off!
YUCK!

Besides. . . I don't do 'under-age'!
55 and above only! . . . . .AND MARRIED! No single boys/men! Divorced or widowed. . .OFF LIMITS!
Very flattering sha.
I can recommend a 'few' available NL 'escorts'. . . if you want.

cbrass:

pleaassssssssssssssssssssssssssse lets leave here nwww

What is preventing you from leaving?

cbrass:

its so cold here, the AC blasting at full power...think i really need some warmth asap

You need some BELLY FAT!
Please. . . take some from the OP!

cbrass:

have you had one before

Something else to prove on NL abi?
Who gives half a phock?

cbrass:

but dont you think we are deralying this thread? pls lets leave here joh

You can only derail a BORING THREAD.
Any interesting thread can NEVER BE DERAILED!

I think the thread has outlived its usefulness.

Any woman that has REALLY HAD A BABY. . . .would not be worrying about BELLY FAT. . . barely 2 months after a SAFE DELIVERY.
The reason I am not taking it seriously.

IS THIS NOT A 'SHALLOW MESS' of a topic?

When she should be thanking her LUCKY STARS for surviving and giving birth to a healthy baby. . .she is busy worrying about belly fat.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRANTUS NONSENSICUS!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

*you don wanno gemme started*

We have been down this road many times.

LIFE IS A CHOICE.
Make yours. . . and let others TAKE THEIRS!

Simple!

It takes a VILLAGE. . . with the right curriculum and extra-curricular activities!

Both!

cbrass:

Alryt sorry for that o

No apologies needed o.
We are having a gooooooooood time and I am loffing it!
Putting a smile on my face. . . .

What makes you think it is all about you. . . .as a married man?
There are locks on phones for SECURITY REASONS!

It is called PRIVACY!

This is the age of INTERNET BANKING and in my case. . . MOST OF MY JOB EMAILS COME STRAIGHT TO MY PHONE!
You want me to leave all my accounts and passwords SAVED WITHIN open to 419/yahoo-yahoo clients?

I also have a TON of por-nographic data with SHOCKING VIDEOS classified only as 'seeing is believing' shared on Tango and Watsssssup!
I don want my kids to accidentally see them oooooo.

THEY ARE FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE and BEDROOM-SPICING education and ADVENTURE.


If my husband does not like it. . . .HE CAN DIE.
TEHN can gladly bury him in their 'EVIL FOREST' on NL. . . like it has buried many other unfortunate souls!
He will not be missed!

Amen!!!

cbrass:

Well you know am not a gay, so I couldn't have loved the other one , well I love the 2face so muchh, you can spice it up with the idibia

Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Oliver DE TWISSSSSSSSSSTED!!!!

Vasectomy does not involve cutting off any 'ball' o!

cbrass:

Couldn't save any before it was yanked off, would love it if you sent some personally

Which one did you like better?

The top one or bottom one?

You really don't wanno stay in ANY OF THOSE 0-STAR short-time joints in such 'local' places with bats and 'sparrows' whistling all over your windows day and night do ya?

Just attend the occasion. . . and BALE OUT before the fall of DUSK!
If you have to return. . .travel daily and leave daily.
Auchi of all places?

You can't be serious right?
Have you ever visited the place?
Na only 'AUCHI' PEEPS FIT LIVE FOR THAT KIND PLACE O. . .

You only sleep in places you know like the back of your hand in NIGERIA OR ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD. . . .

No guarantees. . . . but?

DON'T TRY IT!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2-k5sBX_g&index=6&list=PLQqfdss7X633gzfxkxszPe0N6r9-Z6qua

cbrass:

Sure I did

Hope you 'saved' your copies for some 'cold' nights too?
Do you want me to prove anything else?

Incredible topic!

Are we still discussing 'belly fat'?
Ahem!
Where were we?

OP! You dey dia?

cbrass:

lol...anyway u have made my night ...dont wanna get wet ooo...but still doubting if thats really yours, my pin is there in my signature .PROOVE IT

I hope you had fun?

cbrass:

so where to

NL of course! For cheap entertainment when I am sooooooooooooooo idle! Like today!

Till my next runzzz next month. . . and FOR XMAS(Destination LONDON, UK of course. . . my most favorite runzzz ground)!

You know EDO STATE WOMEN have the BEST reputation in EUROPAAAA?(no apologies)!
I have received my payment for SAH-VISIS' long in advance!

cbrass:

Ahahahahahh...you and I know what it could be, but not in this place o

Good idea!

I used to have so-called "best-friends". . . .till I had a better understanding of such a concept!
But as I got to know them. . . . while getting older and wiser, I had to relegate them all to the background of irrelevance because I GREW UP!
For one, I AM VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY ALLERGIC TO CHRISTIANS(no apologies), even when I was supposedly raised as one(tufiakwa to the highest order!)


I have never told them that(why should I bother with such level of irritability to my personal and professional wellbeing? )
When I am deal with them, I always use a pair of gloves and a verrrrrrrrry long spoon!

I will always treasure the memories we shared from childhood and will remain cordial and accommodating.
But never at my expense. . .
The moment they get on my last nerves with their that their self-righteous indignation. . .I DROP THEM IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR of my activities of daily living. . . and delete all their contacts from my life!

Simple!

Good news? I don't need them for anything. . . so we meet when it is only necessary.

Life has gone on sweetly and fine. . . and will go on. . . with or without them.
They have since been replaced by MY FAMILY MEMBERS!

I don't pay tribute to friends. . . ONLY FAMILY MEMBERS!


Una go soon learn. . . enjoy it while it lasts. . . IT IS YOUR TIME!

cbrass:

ahahha...my head dey swell ooo

Wetin else go swell this night?