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Family / Re: I Dont Like My Mum by Kanwulia: 12:05am On Sep 23, 2014
Gosh!
I can't stand WHINY weaklings!
WT HOLY F?

*moves on jejely*

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Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 12:03am On Sep 23, 2014
cbrass:

do i look ibo ni?

Oooooooo. . . . very CUTE! kiss
Fine boy. . . very smooth face!
No craw-craw. . .
Thain awa gooodio. . . . cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:59pm On Sep 22, 2014
Did I derail this thread? embarassed


Oooopz! Many apologies folk! grin

*i feel better*
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:58pm On Sep 22, 2014
ochon: Night of mischief? Play IT safe o. grin


I promise. . . that is it!
The MODS AND SUPER MODS ARE AWAKE TILL DAY BREAK. . .
So I have to behave now. . .

I am in a 'self-control' therapy program on NL for ONE MONTH TRIAL. . . . cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:56pm On Sep 22, 2014
cbrass:

*coughs* its not what you think nww...besides i read in a report that its good that the black tip should be given some perodic mild bites cheesy

Hmmmmm. . . yes o.
Verrrrrrrrry sweeeeeeeeeet.
But IGBO MEN CHEW THEM AND SPIT THEM OUT! embarassed
Hope you are not one? cry

ochon: True that. They'd have reported you right away. gringrin But dang!! Those juggs were huge. lipsrsealed

I am blessed in more than MANY WAYS. . . . wink
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:53pm On Sep 22, 2014
ochon: LOL. Anyway, it's nice you removed them before them mods ban you till eternity. Not that you fear bans anyway, you have a way of bringing out thousands of IDs already created. grin

You know now. . . when those MUGUS wake up the MODS. . . .
dem nor go see the original tinzzzz!
mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Off today and it is gonna be a night of mischief. . . . grin
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:51pm On Sep 22, 2014
ochon: Lord forgive me eyes. *face plam* Kanwulia, why are you now removing them? grin

I saw the 'report post' M0R0NZZZ at work. cheesy
Just having fun. . . . grin

cbrass:
chai dey look succulent ooo, can i have a bite at the tip grin

Very succulent o.


*you boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .face the topic oooooooooooooooooooo hiaaaaaaaaaaaaahn* grin
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:47pm On Sep 22, 2014
ochon: OMG!! Kanwulia, you strong gan. See as you upload your "juggs" pics!! shockedshockedshocked am I seeing double? shockedshocked

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

NL too dull jor. . . JUST TO MAKE THINGS A TAD INNARESTIN. . .
Glad you appreciate!
I am celebrating a small fortune this week. . . cheesy
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:46pm On Sep 22, 2014
cbrass:

but is that really yours wink dont lie oo

Of course they are mine.
I sent them to one of my married ex-boyfriends who could not wait for my 'services'. . . just to keep him 'warm' till I get there for Christmas! wink
Family / Re: 10 Reasons Why People Divorce by Kanwulia: 11:45pm On Sep 22, 2014
11. Because it was destined to be so! kiss
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:38pm On Sep 22, 2014
cbrass:

chaii that's big ooo shocked

Na de load wey I carry for chest be dat ooooooooooo. . . .
Show a man your other arssssets. . . .he shall forget your belly fat! wink
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:35pm On Sep 22, 2014
cbrass:

whatttttttttt shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Mu he he he he he he

All minezzzz and NATURAL TOO!
Belly fat ko. . . poohsie fat ni! grin
Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:30pm On Sep 22, 2014
Or get a bigger third leg! grin

Now, GIRL FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
WORK OUT WITH THIS LIKE I DID!!!! kiss

Verily, verily I say unto thee. . . you shall be losing more than your 'baby fat belly'!!!

GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

Family / Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by Kanwulia: 11:27pm On Sep 22, 2014
I don't have any problem with my belle fat o.
It comes with other perks!
Show off your other arssssets to 'JUXTAPOSE'! wink

*gosh. . . i am feeling naughty today* cool
Family / Re: Is It Appropriate? See What Nollywood Actress Is Doing To Her 1-yr-old Baby Girl by Kanwulia: 11:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
Jolosi pipo don come o!
The day WOR-WOR pipo without children go mien dem biziness on and off NL sha!
I shall attempt to join A CHRISTIAN CULT! cry
Family / Re: We Met On Nairaland And Today We Are Married! by Kanwulia: 11:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
gistmelove: . . . . .

You for wait make I finish na!

*am I still practicing SELF-CONTROL on NL? Or has my contract expired? . . . . .lemme go and sssssssshek. . . . *

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Family / Re: We Met On Nairaland And Today We Are Married! by Kanwulia: 11:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
I wish we could also see the DIEVORCE pictures too! cheesy
FORNICATION on NL
Marry on NL. . . .
Honeymoon on NL
OMUGUO on NL
Adultery on NL
STDS on NL

Sleep on NL
Phock on NL
DIE on NL

ASSASSINATED on NL
OBITUARY ON NL

Funeral by TEHN. . . . . .

NL THE GREAT!!!!!

We hail thee! What shall we ever do WITHOUT THEE? shocked

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Family / Re: Photos: Dad Got Daughter Pregnant In Igbeti Oyo State, Incest Victim Gives Birth by Kanwulia: 11:02pm On Sep 22, 2014
Honestly!
What can NIGERIA do about these TRIBES OF MONKEY'S with incessssstuous heritage/legacies and ANCESTRAL FOUNDATIONS? undecided
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by Kanwulia: 10:56pm On Sep 22, 2014
holyfather:


you're quite funny though grin grin

shocked :oyou do a lot of cursin out shaa...not quite cool

I have a VERRRRRRRRRRRRY VERRRRRRRRRRRRY SHORT FUSE!
No apologies! grin
I am an AFRICAN WOMAN ke!
Civilization nor dey my dictionary o!
Say wetin happen? cool

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Crime / Re: Two Men Caught With Human Head In Olufana Village In Ibadan. by Kanwulia: 5:15pm On Sep 22, 2014
Nmeri17: Where is madam kanwulia?? sebi u said its only ibgos that do suchs smiley

Lemme put it this way.

You have the SHERIFF of ritual-killing TRIBES wink. . . (inserts 4 letters here. . . . beginning with a "LAY-"TER" I. . . .
Then you have the "DEPURRRRY"! wink The tribe beginning with the "LAY-TER" Y!
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by Kanwulia: 4:57pm On Sep 22, 2014
SwagPower: Lolzxxx.. tru talk... BTW U a revenge fan?

holyfather:




you're so on point here,my friend.
a million likes.

Oh yes oh! Na so egg dey take rotten for h-inside fridge abi?


After she watch the LIVE RITUAL OF ABORTION FINISH. . . . I GO TIE THAT HER USSSSSSSSSELESS AZZZE TO THE ABORTION TABLE. . . OPEN HER STOOPID NYANSH WIDE. . . . AND SHARPEN 2 CUTLASSES AROUND HER NECK. . . . grin
Ask her quietly. . . . 'DO YOU 'COPY'. . .OR SHOULD I 'ROGER' YOU'? grin

If she see man. . . she go RRRRRRRRRRRRRUN FAR!
Boyfriend ko. . . .NANZENZE!
Then face the so-called boyfriend's PARENTS! I WILL DRIVE STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TO GO AND RAISE HELL DIA FOR 24 HOURS!. . . CUSSING AND SWEARING UP AND DOWN THEIR STREET NAYKED!!!! kiss

I will not even address the so called randy-puppy who started phocking IN UTERO!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Like asssssshawo fada. . . like SUPER ASSSSSHAWO SON! No be im papa teach am how to phock? angry
BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTARDS!!!! angry


Yes o! Revenge is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! A huge fan! cool
AMERICANS TOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
Shegey!!!! cool




Where the heck is NOLAN ROSS? cry
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by Kanwulia: 4:41pm On Sep 22, 2014
darlingnuel: What's "LIFE procedure"? Or did you mean 'LIVE procedure'?

Yes! kiss

Absolutely!

Thank you! cheesy


*a pro LIFE procedure* wink
Family / Re: How Do You Control Your Sexual Urge When Your Wife Is Menstruating by Kanwulia: 9:22pm On Sep 21, 2014
GET A WAX JOB!
Is the mouth menstruating too? grin

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Family / Re: If Your Partner Could Make More Money, Would You Stay Home With The Kids? by Kanwulia: 9:06pm On Sep 21, 2014
NO! kiss

I am not a MARY POPPINS! kiss
Family / Re: Female Breadwinners Lament 'we Slave To Feed Our ‘househusbands’ by Kanwulia: 9:01pm On Sep 21, 2014
SAMBARRY: Exactly. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop.hiaannnn like the elders say stoopeedity fuels laziness

I say na choice o.
Everyone has the choice to be a monkey or baboon.
Na the 'end-game' be the most important thing o.
There is good investment. . . and there is bad investment. kiss
Family / Re: Female Breadwinners Lament 'we Slave To Feed Our ‘househusbands’ by Kanwulia: 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2014
SAMBARRY: Madamosele kanwulia where are you?

anyway nothing to say because as my mother will say



AS YOU LAY YOUR BED SO YOU WILL LIE.if you marry a lazy man that's your headache. Keep being the man while the transgendered remains the housewife or figure head husband



I dey hia o!
Back from work o Jare.
2 more nights to go!
BA wo ni?
Se da da ni? wink


Ermmmmm? My husband dey work o!
Every woman has the right to choose!
If I you are slaving to feed a man or woman. . . .
It is called CHOICE! kiss
Family / Re: Best Dog Breed For A Lady Living Alone..your Suggestions.. by Kanwulia: 3:39pm On Sep 20, 2014
uchetobi:


cheesy


Haaaaaaaaa!
Here kams my NL h-elder! wink
WelKAM!
7 years o!

Hip hop hooray
Eeeeeeeeh
Ooooooooh
Family / Re: Best Memories In Our Life by Kanwulia: 10:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
Everything in AMERICA!
Nothing about Nigeria! kiss
Family / Re: 7 Nigerian Men Talk About Being Stay-at-home Dads by Kanwulia: 3:06pm On Sep 17, 2014
I feel exactly the same way some of these men feel!

Tufiakwa to the the thought! kiss

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Family / Re: Why Do Ladies Go With Tissue Paper If They Want To Piss? by Kanwulia: 2:53pm On Sep 17, 2014
Why do men look for tissue paper when they wanno phock? wink

*to clean over-flowing custard*
Family / Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 2:50pm On Sep 17, 2014
Nmeri17:

I remember you're married to a Nigerian man. Is he the reason why u think 75% of other Nigerian men are like him

Will you keep KWAYET?
OYA CONTINUU!

Today is a new day.

*can't believe i went 24 hours without a cuss-out feat*!

*chai diarrrris godiooooh!*

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Family / Re: Water Sacrifice by Kanwulia: 5:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
kreamidiva:


grin grin grin grin i see u...

Keep up the good works...

Lol

I have 12 hour to go!

*praying to LUCIFER for strength*

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