ClassCaptain:


frontpage on nairaland.. = snake, cow, tonto dikeh, five roasted in, cossy boobs, buhari says, thief caught in, advice me, my girlfriend is a girl, davido wears red..is it normal, olajumoke eats meatpie ..see how she eats it


congratulations op for eating the snake..

but if a snake eats a rat infected with lassa fever .. and a human eats the snake that eat the rat that has the lassa fever..will the snake eater contact lassa fever ??

i swear u stoopid die

ClassCaptain:


frontpage on naira Land.. = snake, cow, tonto dikeh, five roasted in, cossy boobs, buhari says, thief caught in, advice me, my girlfriend is a girl, davido wears red..is it normal, olajumoke eats meatpie ..see how she eats it


congratulations op for eating the snake..

but if a snake eats a rat infected with lassa fever .. and a human eats the snake that eat the rat that has the lassa fever..will the snake eater contact lassa fever ??

i swear u stoopid die

Dis olajumoke bae z so uglyyyy nd her smile sef

Diesel1:
u mean scotland ?

nope calabar... Nigeria

Yuck !!! Disgusting! *throws up*

Diesel1:
thanks dear.. Where are u ?

I'm in cally

gud 4 dem. Abi bobo don go strike 4 dia area? Mtcheeew

ceo247frolic:

As you can see, it's a suit with money glued all over it. (Btw, are those N10 or N100 notes on the trousers?)


http://www..net/2015/07/photo-man-decorates-his-suit-with-naira.html

y u dy lie. DATS NOT EVEN NAIRA PERHAPS THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE REAL MONEY

Best video?

If i ansa it correctly wat will b ma prize

Oh my jingles wen will all this stop

Mtcheeew

WHY DIDNT HE COVER HIMSELF WITH A BROOM

sokotoburundi:
STORY FOR THE GODS!

My dear dis z story 4 babalawo

Support or no support boobs... Harry is a dullard, very weak old president Dat even with all d support in d universe his old age and cluelessness wont let him perform

rawpadgin:
what's this one saying

im sayin dat i fink u r as ugly as a werewolf


















#na joke i dey

rawpadgin:
what's wrong with married women of these days

they won't let we cute guys rest eh

cute guy ko cute guy ni

WOW XO LOVELY. WILL BE GOOD FOR BLOW... LIPS JOB ANYWAY

Mtcheeew

Diesel1:
Dis is Diesel, I'm calling from Biafra land

Nwanne m i believe you GO BIAFRA jare

[b][/b] wot of KOLOMBO dance by our beloved HARRY SONGZ

osizi06:
Qstn: Nd where is d boi's father??

Ans: i think he ran away long time ago becos d mother had also smashed bottles nd use it on him on one or two occassions.



I smh for d woman. Wen some women are out there looking for children, u are here smashin bottles nd stabbin yurs

yea pple r lookin 4 kidz bt not satanic children

[size=8pt][/size]bread and butter, you have succeded in crowning ya self "THE FOOL OF THE MILLENNIUM".
I WONDER WERE U WERE WEN GOD WAS SHARING COMMON SENSE

sauceny:


At least 50yrs or life in prison would do.

Haba dat one is WORSTER oh! he should just die @ once. He is 26 yrs now if he comes out 50yrs later life will be so useless 4 him then @76.
Dat tym na im go dy find death

robosky02:


personally I think this dude is the best Nigeria has in terms of match reading (technical very sound)
no wonder he is in the FIFA technical study group to 2 world cup.

the other aspect of scouting and coaching players is the area he needs to work on or get people to do

I remember coach westerhof and having bonfrere jo as his match reader

Nigeria is up for good times

he has a bright future with super Eagles if NFF will let him do his work

henboy01:


Make findings before u blab,he is not Igbo. He is anochia from Delta State

excuse me is Aniocha nt igbo just because they were shared into delta state dosent mean Dat they r nt igbos

Tomfrench:
what kind of snake possesses 2 antennas

My dear da one don pass antena
Na HORN

Isa4ril:
This is the preamble of the Constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria, i hate it, i swear to God i hate it, i hate it when i see thing like this, i hate it when i see fellow Nigerian instead of thinking about how to make this great country a home for all you, the dreamer are thinking and dreaming of dividing this country. I swear it is a shame on you, a shame on your dream, a shame on all those idiots who in turn contributed stupidly in translating your most falastic dream. This is not a time of such dogmatic and mu mu dreams, this is a time where our positive thinkings should be employed. A shame, a BIG SHAME on that man or rather boy who sat on his punk ass and stupidly suggested that the Northern states will subjugate Benue and other minority ethic groups who will fall within the northern states.
Nigeria is a land of opportunities, a home for the weak, an abode for all where peoples of diverse cultures have agreed to live in peace, unity and harmony, where the strong defend the weak and the rich afford for the poor, a land blessed by God for a purpose. This is us we are the people of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
There will be nothing like dividing Nigeria and if in the nearest future there will be such an event, then lets all pray that it will be for the best interest of all Nigerians. As a political scientist, i am trained to resolve such falastic thinkings and by the Grace of his Grace we will respond to such thinkings promptly.
God bless the federal Republic of Nigeria.
Carry the message along, it is one philosophy we have refuse to oblige to.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

u are d biggest FOOL i have ever seen in my life 4 sitting down to type NONSENSE

Erukumakanaki:
the Northern beggars see this Begging thingy as an OCCUPATION (no offiense)

seriously and they now even have beggars section and forum

HungerBAD:
Is that Tonto Dikeh?

This girl should also know that there are side effects, for using bleaching agents.

This is the Chidinma or Adaobi(effect) where every young girl, wants to be fair in complexion like those ibo girls.

Inferiority complex comes to mind.

It's okay to be very dark like all the Ijaw girls, I have been seeing all my life and still be hot.

hey there... Cant u make a point wid out abusing oda pple's tribe. As if urs is d Best

Atk01:
Ha!
That's how peeps miss their blessings. The Angel will be looking for one dark skinned girl, but won't find her.

really tru i tink d chick wz okay even b4 she bleached. # am black bold and satisfied. PROUDLY AFRICAN

buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool


In other news....


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it ..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow .... Please advise me

lolz