:DThis killed me

tosyne2much:
OP, what about a guy like me who works at pepper soup joint ?

Am I not the right prospect for a sane lady ?

Ma nigga,ur indeed a true lagosian,very observant,u jus spoke my mind,I hav bin wanting to say all dis buh I don't got the time for apc e-warriors.Fashola's publicity is his strength....

Kenai:


Hahahahaaa! Oh ma days!



I have said this before and I will say it again - Fashola can only be exalted by the ignorant and uninformed.
Fashola is and has always been a mediocre bum gassed up by the syncophantic Lagos media hype, an unwarranted self-importance and a vainglorious sanctimony of unprecedented proportions.

Swell! Here our saviour comes again, dear Fashola, with his 3,500 cameramen as they commission his latest revolutionary project - A water tap!
Fashola commissions his latest 1billion-naira-per-kilometre road - Eko oni baje ooo!
Fashola and his 3,500 cameramen have turned on the streetlights - Eko oni baje ooo!
Fashola earmarks 4 billion naira for Christmas lights along our express road - Eko oni baje ooo!

But when the yearly rainy season comes in and turns the city into a modern-day Atlantis, watch his hungry internet dogs frantically search for someone else to blame. That's when you suddenly remember Lagos is "below sea level". That's when you suddenly start reading stories about how evil the locals are for "blocking the drainage canals with their filth" like the Lagos State Sanitation Department doesn't exist for a reason.
The Lekki Free Trade Zone is designed, constructed and commissioned on Twitter. The 4th Mainland Bridge is linking Lagosians to California on the pages of Osun Defender. Even the Lekki International Airport has planes landing and taking off to the Bermuda triangle, but this same turncoat has the nerve to point at others.
Under his watch, LASU tuition was jacked up to 250,000 with no infrastructural development to match the unjust hike. Thousands had to drop out under this man. But funny enough, this price hike still didn't stop his LASU from losing its NUC accreditation in various departments, including but not limited to Biology and Chemistry. But nobody talks about this.
He lambasts the president at every chance he gets, but on his failed lightrail project, he had to import 30 year old rusty decommissioned trains to fool his gullible praise-singers. As soon as his project failed, in his typical cowardly fashion, he had to turn around and blame the federal government for not bailing him out of his self-inflicted shame.

This clown talks about corruption; but tell him to sign the Freedom of Information bill and watch him sweat.
Only the ignorant exalt him.

Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Obinoscopy...

God bless u,ur family and ur entire generations...people like her don't even have good paying jobs,their husbands are their ATM,all they hav to offer is pussy

Edusouls:
you are that spirit of poverty you are binding, sorry for any man that will hook up with you as wife, cos once you invade his house with ur chronic poverty spirit, his finances will start to dwindle fast, and eventually he will end up bankrupt and miserable and he will start regreting why he married a human bad luck like you..how much do ur father earn before marrying ur mum, was it up to 50k? And you poor rif raf how much do you make a month? U are here casting and binding urself..

Bro if u noticed I wrote "met ur type" so knw I'm nt only refering to her,btw I'm igbo too imo state,orlu LGA,I love my people,but our girls too dey Bleep up

Caleycash:
abeg abeg,guy no carry d matter go tribal oo...she is on her own;Ogini di!!!

I used to think igbo girls were the best until I met your type

EggovinMma:


My brother, that was during our mother's time.Where I come from, as an igbo gurl, my father made sure he slaved to give me the best, despite the fact he is not a graduate. I CAN NOT MARRY A MAN THATS LESS THAT MY FATHER. I CAN NOT EAT THERE SQUARE MEALS IN MY FATHERS HOUSE, ONLY TO EAT ONCE A DAY IN MY HUSBAND S HOUSE.THATS ILL LUCK.I should be the one earning that kind of amount to support my husband, and not him.Its not a sin o, but it's way below what I grew up with despite we weren't rich.BROS, ONCE AGAIN HOLY GHOST FIREEEEE! !

And that was jonathans fault as well?people are criticising fashola for the trash he said,yet u call dem GeJites...lol,smh

SLIDEwaxie:
By the names of the people who were talking, I see they are not Nigerians but biafans.
Second, by default, they are Jonathan's apologists, no offence.

Every armed policemen were either on the road side or at the junction. In fact, the robbers knew this stupidity will occur.

Fool

Binotinto:
He might not be known to music lovers yet but his audacity is surely going to get him some attention. John Agoha, an up and coming music act, feels so much he had to open up to someone about it. As such, he has disclosed that he cannot wait to have Nollywood star, Geneveive Nnaji on his bed.

The singer made this disclosure in a recent interview while revealing that he is obsessed with the actress because of her petite nature as well as her bodily endowments. When asked who his ideal woman is, John said: ‘I like a woman with nice ass and bosom . Petite women like Genevieve Nnaji, I don’t get attracted to tall girls. That is what turns me on.’ He added: ‘Man! I don’t need to take my bath to do anything with her.
I can’t wait to have her on my bed.’

John, who currently has two singles on the Nigerian airwaves at the moment, however admitted that the clear class distinction between him and the actress means his dream is rather unattainable at the moment. John’s first single is titled ‘Go Down’ while the most recent one, ‘Chokomilo’ features Hypertek act, Dammy Krane.




http://www.premiumgist.com/ill-do-anything-to-have-genevieve-nnaji-on-my-bed-upcoming-artiste/

Aint nothing preety about this old cargo[quote author=lalasticlala post=31284410][/quote]

U are already rejected

courage54:
I first and foremost reject the president who tells me stealing is not corruption.

If only she'll jus stop talking and let the man do his thing..hian

AmberQueen:
Lmao!

But seriously,this woman contributes to 75% of GEJ's problems.

Why does she have to speak so carelessly

But she has made a point tho...

Anyways,GEJ till 4yrs after...

Coz they both old and ugly

ammyluv2002:
Why?

A lot of healthy good girls out there ryt?so what happens to the unhealthy ones?they don't deserve to be loved too?lol...u no nice...well apart frm that u made a lot of sense.peace!

Vyolet:
If you do not love her enough to sacrifice for her then do not go into the marriage.

There are many good girls around who are healthy with less health and financial burdens. Take your time and choose one.
Try to avoid stories that touch in the long run.

In another dimension,you can go ahead with a block mind that whatever happens is what is meant to be. If she lives to be the mother of your kids,fine and if she doesn't,you will atleast be glad you married who please your heart and no regrets.



On a lighter note,Life itself is a risk,whether AA or SS,whoever will live long will live long. The very healthy man or woman might die as a result of one thing or the other.

That is scientifically not possible bruh

richol:
pray to GOD....cos ive seen cases that the aa marrying ss nd all the children are ss

Smh

GogetterMD:
Proudly Islam

For those who keep quoting me, abeg, take a cue from history. And besides, it's not an offence to have mentioned her religion is it? Afterall it's glaring from the picture. Same way I am proud of the youngest person to have qualified with a medical degree from LUTH, also a Muslim lady. Same way you have Nobel prize winners that also wear the hijab. Don't like it, deal with it

Wetin carry u go europe

bokom:
Hello Guys

My name is UD (not real name), a Nigerian and i am married to European who is 10 years older than me. We met in Europe but got married in Lagos.

Well, after our marriage, we always have family issues and fights like every other couple, but the problem i am having with my wife is that any time we are having our small misunderstanding, she always gets physical.. Initially, its just a small slap to my face and some nail scratching on my body here and there. And when this started in Europe, i will always try to walk away or hold her hands to calm her down, but seems the more i take the beatings, the more courage and bold she becomes in always hitting me during an argument or small misunderstanding with her.

Recently, we both came back to Nigeria for a business we brought down from Europe, and since we started living in Nigeria, i couldn't hold myself any longer as i have tried so in so many occasions to avoid hitting her back, but at a point i couldn't take it any more and i had to hit her back! though not so hard, but like oyibos, her skin where i hit her turned purple color and the next day everybody at our office was looking at me like the devil himself and a woman beater... I felt very very bad that i swore never to touch her again!

But last night she came all out for me again, hitting me, throwing lamps and whatever at me, and i lost it again and had to hit her! This time a bit hard! Please what am i supposed to do because i don't feel good after this fights especially when i have to hit her back.

And some of you might ask, why are we always fighting Well, i happens to be the bread winner in my family, but my wife doesn't understand why i should give money to my brother to help him in his business or pay for a new home for my mum. She said my family is too lazy and they should go and fend for themselves. My family is all i had and i feel obliged to help them even as i have a joint business venture with my wife and we run same account, thus finds out anytime i give them money. My brother was the one who helped and paid for my studies in Europe when his business was moving fine...now i feel i have to support him too because he has some problems with his business, but my oyibo wife will not hear of it and thus leads to our fighting and she getting physical with me..

Please guys, advise me what to do if you are in my shoes...only matured advises needed. Thanks

Please speak for yourself and your unborn children,thank u

vickerz:
LOOK AT HOW PEOPLE ARE SPOILING THE FUTURE OF THEIR CHILDREN.. GEJ IS D WORSE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO NIGERIA..

HE REDEFINED CURRUPTION AND STEALING


VOTE FOR CHANGE..

#CHANGE

#I HAVE DECIDED

#CHANGE IS POSSIBLE



ARENT U TIRED OF BEING RULED BY PDP FOR 15 YEARS?

BUHARI IS NOT PERFECT,, BUT IF U THINK U HOLY PAST ,CAST THE FIRST STONE

SEE HOW DEM PLENTY FOR THIS THREAD, BUNCH OF GEJ FOLLOWERS,,, MANY YEARS FROM NOW,, YOUR CHILDREN WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU....


THEN U WOULD REALIZE THAT THE OPPORTUNITY FOR CHANGE AND DEVELOPMENT WAS ONCE IN UR HANDS

:-XHoe

axortedbabe:
phyno where r u,lemme try this on u..

And what do u and ur entire generation have?

ibedun:


I have been there. The shaking Niger bridge, the Oju-iku sculpture after the bridge at Onitcha, then the market, all the way to Awka. There is usually a small city centre and the rest are hamlets. I passed a few Igwe houses.

The igbo man's mentality is to build the biggest house in the neighbourhood. The collection of new huge properties is impressive and you see the evidence of personal wealth. Evidence that money is new to these people. Igbo should stop building empty mansions all over the place and focus on creating viable Economy, self sustaining, catering for the teeming Igbo youth.

U are dumbly slow

eighTHREAD:
Ibos will do anything to inflate their importance. Saying the state government is hoarding their PVCs, when it is not INEC, is like saying that it is afraid of their voting strength when that same strength can't be placed behind sam okoroji, an ibo man, to enable him arrive alausa. This whining has to stop.

Bro do u read minds?cos u jus read mine!stupids girls that have nothing to offer be saying som1 doesn't deserve them..awon oloshi

iamjean:

see their mouth, this is the only advice girls usually give themselves "he doesn't deserve you"
who the fucck do you think you are, abeg what is your identity, evreytime feeling like one kind unique/special something like that,
this kind of he-doesnt-deserve you kindda girl are usually DUMB MORTHERFUCCKERS, that don't know SHIIT


abeg FUCCK OFF

Happy birthday beyonce-wana-be

Congrats to them

Seconded

shadelek:
Who never know say na the government in power go get their support. They also want part if national cake now. Make we nairalanders form group self. Na 200million gej go give us. The man is not stingy at all

Gej till mile 2 becomes capital of lagos state

Story for the gods

Pheals:
www.punchng.com/news/corruptionll-disappear-if-buhari-wins-says-amaechi/

Stupidity

People are good until u give them power and money dear

remsonik:
Wow this article is so on point. I met with the man too and he is a good one

A silly and childish government is what you would get

LRNZH:
I would rather be 'silly and childish' than support PDP/GEJ

GEJ has no thesis and he falsified his age.

$20Billion is still missing while the forensic audit report has dissappeared with NOI.

GEJ admitted to non performance in the South South. Not even East-West road was completed.

PEJ asked Igbos to vote for GEJ because he is their inlaw. Thatsall.

Electricity tarrif keeps increasing but MW keeps dropping. America no know this one o...

Over 200 Chibok Girls that GEJ doesn't give a damn about are lost

Chad is roaming in Nigeria territory doing Nigeria Army job without permission

Since subsidy riots of 2012, GEJ's promised refineries are still a pipe dream

Naira has depreciated to over 210 to 1 Dollar and GEJ claims transformation agenda is working

The 2nd Niger bridge cost was inflated by a factor of 3 and they will toll Ndigbo to pay for this scam

Abeg I be TaTa.

Nigeria, Sai Buhari


Lalasticlala put this thread--> https://www.nairaland.com/2122370/photos-nigeria-police-assigned-protect on FP. It is too hilarious.

He nevked you to vote Gej either

Collynzo419:
This fool represents the insolence that embodies the Jonathanian he.philosophy.

You can abuse Nigerians as much as you want, they will reply you emphatically on Febuhari 14.


How come Mr Etcetera has not questioned the intelligence of GEJ supporters if they keep supporting a man that said that - Stealing is not Corruption and How much did Nwobodo stole?


Do you know how much Nwobodo stole? $5.1M . Anyone that supports GEJ supports corruption.

Worthless huh

omenka:
Somebody should tell these guys Nigerians reserve the right to elect who leads them. They can take away their worthless oil for all we care.

I hope Marylin Ogar hasn't gone deaf and blind again.