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Romance / Re: The Best Gift To Give Your Partner This Valentine by Kayslim10(m): 10:21am On Jan 31, 2013
sexkillz: Give am belle. undecided
nice one, i‘ll try it
Family / Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by Kayslim10(m): 12:38pm On Jan 16, 2013
tinu16: Ramakallah and d person will reply back Adikumllah that is for the muslims.
that is correct when the person said alhamdulilah.
Romance / Re: The Most Romantic Statement You Can Tell A Nigerian Babe by Kayslim10(m): 11:18am On Jan 07, 2013
binger: 'Nice legs...when do they open?'
i prefer this
Car Talk / Re: Has A Kid Ever Scratched Your Car? Like Written A, B. C... by Kayslim10(m): 7:11am On Nov 03, 2012
berem: And this topic made front page? Which kind topic be this? "How pikin take write A,B,C for car" WTF!
may i av d honour to invite u to my area,pls dont decline,hope u av a ride sha?
Family / Re: If Your Husband Did A Paternity Test For Your Children? by Kayslim10(m): 6:48am On Nov 03, 2012
nous: Faithful ladies how would you react if you discovered that your husband did a paternity test for your children?
that means there is no iota of trust,and one shd be prepared.
Career / Re: Top 6 Careers For Quiet People by Kayslim10(m): 12:32am On Oct 21, 2012
torhuke:
Lawyerz are quiet too.
i see so they just go to court and stare at the judge and the accused will be discharged,ode

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TV/Movies / Re: Grammatical Errors (Gbagauns) Of Nollywood by Kayslim10(m): 11:57am On Oct 17, 2012
I believe the error is from the translator
NYSC / Re: NYSC Reject Illiterate Graduates Of ESUT by Kayslim10(m): 12:32pm On Oct 15, 2012
Callotti:

I am not surprised.
KWENU!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
First to graduate. . . first in FRAUD!!!
Too many of them on NL. . . . grin
Tomorrow. . .some ashawo for grades posters will be quoting 'JAMB' statistics from ENUGU tabloids. . .
Satan don catch God for 'expo'! cheesy
thanks for the reminder,they were filled with pride when the statistic was released.
Nairaland / General / Re: Python Swallows Livestock As A Result Of The Flooding by Kayslim10(m): 8:06pm On Oct 12, 2012
otex_baba: na ph fowl
hw u take know
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Killed By JTF In Borno by Kayslim10(m): 9:42pm On Oct 07, 2012
Jakumo: Every time you turn around these days, another sex-tourist heads for heaven where 72 virgins await those who shed inoocent blood first.

Won't be long before they simply run out of virgins, like in that cartoon.
bros no one is promising any one 72 virgins and paradise for sheding blood either that of innocents or sinners, not in islam.

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Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Kayslim10(m): 8:56pm On Oct 07, 2012
A man went for HIV test on friday and was told to come back on monday the result. On sunday,the pastor declared to the people “everything you re looking forward to this week shall be positive IJN“ The man jumped up and shouted “ i reject it IJN my own go be negative“. Cherio

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Religion / Re: Why Don’t Nigerian Pastors Preach Contentment? *picture* by Kayslim10(m): 2:18pm On Oct 07, 2012
So on point, Dts because they are not contented too!
Literature / Re: How To Say "I Love You" In Different Languages by Kayslim10(m): 5:39pm On Oct 06, 2012
stjudas: The one of Chinese I'm sure its wrong. Its simply 'wo ai ni' and to ask for a phone number is 'ni de shouji hao ma shi duo shao'. Poster dnt just write trash, pls, and how are we sure that others are true.
that of french is correct!
Romance / Re: Naija Girls, Would You Date A Younger Guy? by Kayslim10(m): 5:20pm On Oct 06, 2012
Women are complex
Family / Re: The Seven(7) Habits Of Men And Women by Kayslim10(m): 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2012
@poster, nice one.

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