horlabode:
A,rich woman that is faithful

dats not d question, pls don't plan to fail cos u will repeat d class u are not GEJ

Which one do u prefer: A rich man or woman dat cheates on you or A poor man or woman that is faithful

1. Tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind…
6. Don’t hang out with your ex when she’s not around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walk over to her after you’re done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes …or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends,as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her,don’t fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won’t come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear(she’ll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she’ll wear itto bed when you’re not with her,and feel loved).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she’s important to you
...Kindly add ur own...

Whether it’s a grandparent, a great-aunt, an old family friend or perhaps even a great-grandparent, your wedding is a perfect time to express how much you cherish an elder’s presence and respect his or her achievements. “Its payback (due gratitude) for their investment, for raising a family and struggling economically to keep a roof overhead,” Honouring grandparents with some kind of thank-you is like reciprocity. It’s important to include older relatives in a celebration because you never know if there will be a chance to repeat this acknowledgement. “It’s a happy day with everyone in a good mood and it’s a great time for photo ops, reciting a blessing or including vintage paraphernalia.”
BORROW FROM ANOTHER CULTURE
While honouring older relatives sounds like a wonderful idea, it’s actually not a common practice in traditional Western weddings that put so much focus on the bride and groom and their respective parents. Elderly relatives don’t really have any distinctive roles or special “duties” when it comes to planning a wedding, unless you take it upon yourself to include them in a significant way. Borrow inspiration from those cultures that do traditionally pay tribute to respected elders as part of the wedding rituals:
In some Chinese cultures, a traditional tea ceremony, takes place after the marriage ceremony. The bride pours tea for the eldest married relative first, which, for instance, could be the groom’s grandparents, and then continues to serve down the hierarchy of oldest to youngest.
Another example is the tribal wedding customs of the Iroquois.
On the day of the marriage ceremony, the bride’s mother and maternal grandmother accompany her to the home of the groom’s maternal grandmother. They offer her a number of wedding cakes carried in a basket–a sign that the bride’s family has approved of the marriage.
At the end of the Sikh ceremony, the pathi (the man who reads the holy book) asks the parents and grandparents to stand as he addresses them regarding their roles in supporting the couple.
IDEAS TO WELCOME THEM AND SHOW THANKS
Cultural traditions aside, everybody can and should show respect for elderly guests who are an important part of their lives. Here are ten more ideas to consider:
1. ENSURE THEIR COMFORT:
The most basic thing to start with is to make sure the wedding site can accommodate those who may be unsteady on their feet, have wheelchairs, walkers or other disabilities. Seat guests with hearing impairments close to the front or inquire about the availability of special earphones or other amplifying devices. Provide the option of a special menu in case of diet restrictions due to health problems.
2. PLAY THEIR SONG:
Have the band or DJ play the first-dance song from your grandparent’s wedding–it will be a sentimental moment for them and add a personal touch to your reception.
3. SHARE THE UNITY CANDLE:
Have grandparents from both sides pass the bride and groom each a lit candle to use to light the unity candle as a symbol of the two families coming together.
4. ENLIST THEIR EXPERIENCE:
Ask an elderly relative or friend who’s been married for a long time to say a few words, deliver a speech, give a toast or recount a humorous story about the key to a successful, happy and lasting marriage.
5. RECORD THE MOMENT:
Ask your photographer to try to get a candid or intimate shot of bride with her grandmother or grandfather and also have a posed picture taken for posterity.
6. A FLORAL TRIBUTE:
Include your grandmother’s or great- grandmother’s favorite blooms in pew markers, your bouquet, corsages and centerpieces.
7. BORROW SOMETHING FROM THEM:
Fulfill the tradition of something old and something borrowed by incorporating an elderly relative’s hairpin, brooch, vintage hanky or cuff links into your ensemble. In Jewish ceremonies, the Kiddush cup is often a family heirloom passed down for generations.
8. EXPRESS YOUR GRATITUTE:
Leave a sentimental note for parents, grandparents and great-grandparents in their respective pews.
9. MAKE HOMEMADE BONBONNIERES:
Thank guests by sending them home with beautifully wrapped treats made from one of your grandmother’s famous recipes–gingersnap cookies, biscotti, cinnamon rolls, crispy chocolate squares–with a tag detailing the no-longer secret recipe.
10. SHARE THE DAY:
Take a moment on the wedding day to sit somewhere private with a special grandparent. Talk about how you’re feeling, laugh together or simply relax and catch your breath while holding hands.http://kayzdekor..com/2015/01/thoughtful-ways-to-honour-your-elders.html

Pls wat do u think

MzPreshie:
Lol..
Please send this to the next girl you like

dats vision 2025

aristocrazzy:
White fufu or yellow fufu?

pls give me d price of d two with ur area

Hello dear, hw's ur day hope all is nice, i just want to let u knw that there is something i want to ask u now which i,ve been hidding from u for a very long time, sometimes when i want to tell u i feel discouraged cos i dont knw if u re gonna respond negatively, i just want to let u knw dat what i,m about to tell you has been a burden to me for a very long tym n i jst can't keep it in my mind any longer, so pls don't feel upset when i say dis to you, just knw dat it's from my heart and it's real, pls pls pls be sincere and tell me the truth How much is fufu in your area?

lalasticlala:

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why beating them I tot we all love america, so dats d result of american films

ehisdan:
All these na small thing. The one when they annoy me pass are the commentators, the coaches and the referees. If the journey come fall for when chelsea get match that bus is in trouble.


Chelsea fans make una nor eat me raw oooo I be one of una oooo

Up chelseeeeaaaaaaaa

haba u turn chelsea fan cos u no want make dem face u. Chai...there's God oooo

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic..

wen u agree on no sex why will she chop my owo, guy no sex agreed no spending even if I buy make she say she no want cos if I ask she fit get mouth

zleemshaddy:
na dat no 2 dey vex person, imagine a woman with 6 kids n only wants to pay for 2, am lyk WTF n suddenly d woman wil begin to look @ u sitting her, emmmmmm broda plz help me lap one of them, oya junior make broda carry u

naso oooo

Rep042:
My marriage is just 1 year and few days old,but within the last 365 days,I have seen torment and hell on daily basis. We dated for 2 years before tying the knot,she's a nice person,but her mouth is destructive,she has this overbearing attitude,always trying to control me or dictate the pace,and can keep malice,anger and record of evil done to her for a long time. She's the type of person that talks very well,I mean convincely well,but unfortunately,she speaks more negative words. She can talk for hours non-stop,especially when provoked,saying all sorts of bad words.

She has threatened to kill me & send assassins after me on different occasions in the past,though I just ignored such threats.

My wife has been abusing me verbally and always say nasty things at every slightest provocation and at the same ready to engage me in fisticuffs.

She can really say unprintable words such as "it will not be well with you","as you go out,people will deal with you", "you will work like an elephant and eat like an ant", "this your certificate will never yield you any good thing", etc, name callings,abuses,curses etc.

Please Nairalanders, I will like to know if it is wrong or out of place for a working class married lady to assist her husband in paying some bills or buying some foodstuffs at home. Because,anytime she assists in doing anything,she will record it and consequently use that to abuse and insult me whenever we have misunderstanding and or exchange of words.

After our traditional marriage on December 2013,I had some financial challenges,and then my rent was due for renewable,she offered to assist,at first I was skeptical about it ,because I know her kind of person,knowing full well that she will use that to ridicule and abuse me in no distant time. But,then,I didn't have any alternative,so I allowed her pay d rent. Now,she's claiming ownership,saying ..."which house,the one that I have been paying the rent or another one"...

She has done a lot of character assassination & damages to my personality before some of her relatives & family members(Her father and two sisters),thus they all support her & no longer regard me as anybody.

Few months into our marriage,she started wearing butt pads, I told her to stop ,because I don't like the stuff,but she flared up and we had exchange of words. She told me that she has to look good to outsiders.

Throughout her pregnancy period,she wore the butt pads on daily basis even at home,I allowed her because of her condition,even though it looked disgusting on her. After she put to bed,and few days later, I told her to quit wearing that stuff, but she refused,then I seized it,she started ranting to the hearing of everyone at home & neighbors that I have taken her padded pants(aka butt pad) to native doctor. I just ignored her. Few days later, she bought another set.

On Xmas day(2014),she dressed up & wore the butt pads again,I told her to remove it ,but she refused,then i tried forcing her to do so,and that resulted to a serious fight. She tore my already ironed clothes to pieces(an expensive Indian attire I bought when I travelled to India),I tore hers too and forced the butt pads out from her body.

Hell was let loose that day,because she called her sisters,they came to my house and created a very nasty scene in my neighborhood,they insulted,ridiculed me and made a mockery of me,her elder sister who is a police officer threatened to deal with me,she was talking and hitting her hands on the ground saying that,they are going to teach me some bitter lessons in this town. I tried to respond but my Mum,who's on child's visit(Omugwo) asked me to hold my peace. It wasn't easy though,they also insulted her too.

Since that day till date,my wife doesn't talk to me. The only thing that connects us now is the new born baby.

Her words have actually killed me psychologically, emotionally etc, to the extent that sometimes, I loose consciousness of my surrounding while driving to and fro from work , I will be lost in thought, and on a particular occasion nearly rammed another moving vehicle,if not for the speed bumps on the road that awaken my consciousness.


Her words:"if you are still regarding me as your wife,then you wasting your time". Its obvious she wants a divorce because to her,she's still very young(28 years),and can easily move on. She doesn't give a damn.

She has also repeated that same threat of killing me,these days ,the number of calls entering her phone is amazing,most times,she goes far from the house to answer those calls.

Please,kindly advice me.
Thank you.

hmmmm we'll everybody to his/her opinion but wat I see here is death if she didn't kill u, u will kill urself of thinking and embarrassment...just leave d relationship and even if u call a family meeting dey will want to settle wat can't be settled so its ur life and not ur parent or wife life,if u die together she wil re-marry. Its up to u but I will say run for ur life

Unibenstudent:
wow so can't u do some sugar coating that u have some cash in bank but for now I have only 1000 to spend.

wait oooo but u just lied and dat wat they want, even wen there's no money they want u to lie they believe its hope so. All wat they want is owo and lies(there so call hope).

wisdomguy4u:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year; and I intent to marry her. But lately, while she was in my house for a visit we had a hot quarrel ( that's normal ). She was shouting at me, calling me name and swearing ; yes, it was obvious that she was pissed off and likewise me. When things were stating to escalate, I angrily ask her the leave my house , because she was stating to create a scene in my neighborhood . That was when she said something that baffled me and got me thinking. She said a lot of bad things to me , I never took any of them to heart because I knew she was angry , but not until she said this exact words " YOU HAVE TO PAY ME FOR ALL THE SEX YOU HAD WITH ME BEFORE I WILL LEAVE".
This got me thinking, have I been dating a prostitute? Why will she quantum sex with money?
Now, she is apologizing and asking me for forgiveness . A part of me wants to continue with the affair because I still love her and we have gone a long way, moreover, I have already introduce her to my family. But , another part of me don't want to continue because I feel like I don't know her and that she might have a dark secrets which might explode after marriage.
Guys what's your say in this scenario ?

oga.. Marry her joor u sef no talk everything dat u say in harder so just take it has one of those things, she upset she didn't believe u can say dat she shld leave ur aouse after everything both of u hasve pass through so u better marry her for her to come back begging sef omo she love u b dat cos u know our beloveth girls of dis days na shout dey go use sctter everything but I can see she's humble

Wait oooo...ehn ehn I will say from 450k- 10m cos it depends on d company omo imagine working with chevron or shell or representing apple company or united nations here in nigeria u think say na small change?

ceo4eva:
Could this be the reason why someone wrote this?;

99.9% of dis generation girls are fake OMG...we guys can't just run, its a cross dat we need to carry...what a pity

IfyChuky:


Everything is virtuali at dhe xpense of money, bt we're talking abt comparative cheapness.., and datx wat dhe s.ex peddlers offer.

chai... I guess u b prof for here ooo. But omo some dey wey high die

youngds:


exactly! & most times I get lucky

u are not lucky, there's something they all see in u and dey all av there purpose... Maybe u are good on bed

IfyChuky:
what whor.es offer in xchange 4 cash has no beta name...

but u are still spending ur money

Olayinka8793:
I will appreciate that,oya email me her number sharpaly.

nairaland@ashewo.com

Olayinka8793:
Am 21 years old,single and have never had sex before as i dont have a g.f,meaning am a virgin,well i used to masturbate to make up for lack of sex(90 percent of males do according to researches) I dont care if anybody believe me or not,i just want to express myself.
My new year resolution is to break the damn virginity and am gonna start with a prostitute.

don't worry I will give u my sister

Peterockcephas:
I disagree!!!

pls give us ur point of view

youngds:
I don't even if am single or not!!

really...I guess u av so many friends, u don't even know mayb u are in a relationship with them or not...dat one sef dey

kalufelix:
Op dis yr too young 4 dis kind joke naa

me i no be virgin 4 2014 but ah wan be virgin 4 2015 is it possible?

lolzsorry u are not welcome to d club, u wil pollute us

IfyChuky:
The demerits can easily be done away with..., Xum bestfriends kud offer all that evn plus and including, ur No 10. #Lol

Alternatively.., i kud get dhe rest 4rm bestfriend and family relatives.., and fix dhe laxt wt eida a vaseline or per time. #Brothel_tinx johr...

ooops...pls explan..wat do u mean by per time

Ayo081:
@no 10 ill visit a thot zone, some nigga dey mastb.

hmmmm wasting of time...sufferness... I guess u are involve