A couple was enjoying a dinner party at the house of friends.
Near the end of the meal, the wife slapped her husband's arm.

"that’s the third time you've gone for dessert", The hostess must think you're an absolute pig,"
"I doubt that," the husband said." I've been telling her it's for you."

I AM ASHAMED OF THIS COUNTRY. SO WE HAVE GROWN NOTORIOUS ON CORRUPT GOVERNANCE TO THE POINT OF ATTRACTING SUCH RIDICULE FROM A FOREIGNER IN SUCH FASHION?

I PARTICIPATED IN THE POLITICS SECTION IN GENUINEBOARD FORUM NOW WHERE A FORIEGNER TOLD US THE TRUTH AND CONSEQUENTLY MOCKED US. EXACTLY IN HIS WORDS:




THESE WERE STATEMENTS MADE BY CITIZENS PICKED RANDOMLY FROM DIFFERENT PART OF NIGERIA. HOW MUCH OF THIS NEGATIVE REACTIONS WILL THEY COUNT BEFORE TAKING SERIOUS ACTIONS? IT IS OBVIOUS THAT NIGERIANS ARE UNDER A SPELL. IN THEIR OWN WORDS,READ!

A man who has been in coma will sign a document of about 300 pages when he had to sign every page. Common sense tells us that is not possible. And even if he signs, was he conscious of what he was signing. Did he know the implication even to himself. Was he mentally alert to know it was the supplementary budget he was signing. You see when people talk, they should be mindful that we’re not fools.

I AM TIRED OF THIS PLACE. SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911

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I cried bitterly after experiencing serious online fraud that nearly took my life and i whispered to my self after much condolences from my co online investors and even my village people who knew about several feats i achieved since i joined the internet that it wont happen again. After much pampering from my wife and children i came back to life. I, resolved to fate after looking at the bright face of my daughter and the weak smiles of my wife. I got to my feat and decided that i will go back to the internet but swore that i will fight online scam wherever i see it and that solved it until yesterday when a friend of mine bumped into my sitting room crying at the astonishment of my wife and kid with my two visitors. i was so embarrassed that i had to start calming him down even without asking what makes him cry. Before i could say Jack Robinson, my friend held me to the collar and warned me with deep agony in his voice to run away from the internet. For more than 5hours, i and my wife with my visitor were calming him. But do you know what? my friend lost 1million dollars in online scam. This is breath taking. Please i want to solicit to my co naira landers to please suggest how we can deal with this people. the issue is that you may think it won't come your way but mark my word, any body who does genuine online transaction is at risk because they come in different ways, My friend was scammed by a company he has transacted with for six months NOT KNOWING THAT they were scheming him. why can't people raise honest sites that will ensure a little safety in online biz.Bring your own contributions to the platform IF YOU THINK THERE IS A WAY.

feel your head bro. become a professor if you can.it is better. At least job security.

@justcash.
                   Nigeria is not hard to develop. the problem is bad foundation. you can't count Z before A. it is as simple as that.

i love my girl and i am faithful to her. if you are not, i can't condemn you but it's your[color=#990000][/color] own cup of tea. what goes around,comes around.

i don't believe u.s can affect our lives the way we fear. marginalization is one word we are conversant with and any overestimation of result will only make things worse. i believe there is a being piloting the affairs of man and he is God.

i am not being sceptic or bias about this issue but this is as a result of bad governance and unequitable distribution of allocation reflecting in our society in implied mode.
I am not encouraging what these people are doing cos that is lack of self esteem and pride. i wish they will be used by God to punish the disgruntled elements of our society instead of innocent rich men who made their money blamelessly.

IT WAS REALLY AWESOME. BARCA COULD'NT BELIEVE THEIR EYES. THUMBS UP GUNNERS.

That's the kind of thing i admire. Very soon i wll drag them to court myself. When 50persons in this country sues them in different courts, let me know why they won't buckle up. Upon the poverty rate in this country,we are still loosing money under their custody.How can they convince us they are not the ones behind these acts. I am angry. serious!

 Well. i think we should'nt be pessimistic here. The issue is glaring. In as much as eagles struggled  and got the chance to qualify,i have not much doubt that they will live up to it. They did it before,why not now? the only thing is that fact remains, incognito of who uttered it. OKOCHA sounds pessimistic but faith without work is always dead.  Hope he acts on his proclaimation.

I will say this. The whole issue didn't start just recently. it was planned the way OBAMA planned his campaign. Although nigerians will always resort to other means, But come to think of it,afterall, his collegues seized the screen,so the guy was left with slim option that he had to go for the jugular. who won't if presented with such opportunity? Although there are other superpowers behind him. i hope he can bear the hotness of that seat cos that is where the real movie starts(i mean reality). i wish him luck. segun should be responsible and accept his fate if he is guilty but if he is right, God help him.

i want place them in their order; i go die
basket mount
gandoki
elenu
ali baba
ay
oguns baba
but i resent ;i go save


even the small name i go dye/die lend give am no redeem am

shew!