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Computers / Re: In A Simplified Way,here Is How Computer Works by Keemy88(m): 10:04pm On Sep 24, 2014
I no get time to read essay abeg
Phones / Re: Latest Blackberry Passport To Cost $600 (N96,000) by Keemy88(m): 8:05am On Sep 24, 2014
I like it.
Car Talk / Re: Russian Student Pimps Her Mercedes With 1 Million Swarovski Crystals by Keemy88(m): 8:01am On Sep 24, 2014
I like her idea of selling the car And giving the money to charity.
Phones / Re: Apple Fans Around The World Finally Get The Iphone 6 (PICTURES) by Keemy88(m): 5:03pm On Sep 20, 2014
Vanity upon vanity... they No get work...useless people...they have food And money And they don't have to queue for fyellow like in Nigeria...

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Politics / Re: INVESTIGATION: AG Report Indicts Oronsaye For N123B Alleged Fraud by Keemy88(m): 2:00pm On Sep 15, 2014
and after all these allegations, nothing would happen to the man and all charges would be dropped and forgotten. That's the democracy we live In Nigeria.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: This Will Get You Confused For Some Seconds by Keemy88(m): 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2014
it got me confused for five minutes. I spent couple of minutes reading comments hoping to get the answer.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Went To NYSC And Changed by Keemy88(m): 10:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
ebujany: Hi guys..pls i have a very serious problem.

My girl went to nysc and changed totally. she's now a stranger from who i use to know. it started from wen she got to camp. wen ever i call her, she wnt pick up and wnt call back, flash or send call me sms as the case may be. wen she finally picks she will say she was busy. she told me about a corper that works in ICT in her camp and that the guy wants to help her get posted to a good PPA.

She said they normally do the fixing with money but the guys said he will do that for her with his own money. I noticed that wenever i call, she's not happy. we quarrel about everything from wer she is to wat is happeing
there.Today, she finally got posted to a nice place of PPA and I was happy for her. When i called her, her call was on call waiting OVer 10missed calls she didn't pick.

this was a girl that wen ever I call even if her call is on call waitin she will ask the caller to call her back that she wants to answer my call but she didn't. wen she finally picked she told me she was talkn with the guy.i asked wen it started that the guys call is now more important than mine.she got angry and said i shld stop calln her.am so mad ryt now don't know wat to do.

forget about her and move on with your life. it's not easy though but you can do it. she's a bad girl.
NYSC / Re: Nassarawa State B14 Let's Meet Here by Keemy88(m): 5:28pm On Aug 05, 2014
I have been on registration line since 2pm. Thank God I wentto eat at mami market before ssoldiers started chasing us for the parade. The camp looks like a place I will have fun.
NYSC / Re: Nassarawa State B14 Let's Meet Here by Keemy88(m): 7:29am On Aug 02, 2014
nnomy3: Hello my people!!!
Just got the info that I was posted to Nassarawa, don't know anything about the state, if you are informed, please help!!!

i saw my posting to nassarawa state. I want to know the secrets to have a hitch free camp
Politics / Re: 10 US Senators Write Obama Demanding Sanctions Against Nigeria. by Keemy88(m): 5:45pm On Jul 29, 2014
stanuplane: TEN US senators have written a letter to President
Barack Obama asking him to impose economic
sanctions against Nigeria in response to the
government's hostile stance towards lesbians and
gays.
On January 7 this year, President Goodluck Jonathan
signed Nigeria's Draconian bill Same Sex Marriage
Prohibition Act into law, making anyone convicted of
being homosexual liable to 14 years in prison. Since
the law came into effect, the police have swung into
action arresting lesbians and gays across Nigeria,
while homophobic vigilante groups have also
stepped up attacks on suspected victims.
Coming at a time when several other African nations
are also clamping down severely on homosexuals,
the US senators have asked President Obama to step
in and halt the witch hunt. Those who signed the
letter include Christopher Murphy, Tammy Baldwin,
Martin Heinrich, Richard Blumenthal, Barbara
Boxer, Al Franken, Kirsten Gillibrand, Edward
Markey, Sherrod Brown and Mark Udall.
They are seeking sanctions against Nigeria, over
what they described as a growing trend of laws and
proposed legislation targeting lesbian, gay, bisexual,
and transgender (LGBT) individuals in Africa. In their
letter, the senators are seeking a review of the
African Growth and Opportunity Act (Agoa), which
allows for duty-free treatment of certain imports from
Nigeria and other sub-Saharan African countries
since 2000.
In their letter, they stated: “We, therefore, ask that
your administration review Nigeria and Uganda’s
eligibility for Agoa’s trade preference and if it is
determined that those countries are not making
continual progress in meeting the statute’s
requirements, that you take steps to revoke Agoa's
eligibility to Nigeria and Uganda, in accordance with
19 USC 2466a(a)(3),” the senators stated.
According to the senators, the enacted Same-Sex
Marriage Prohibition Act by Nigeria in January and
the enforcement of these laws would be a human
rights abuse, in violation of the standards set forth in
the Agoa. In Uganda, President Yoweri Museveni
signed a law into effect on February 24 under which
accused persons can be sent to prison for life for
aggravated homosexuality.
“These laws, combined with the growing public vitriol
by government officials and the media, threaten to
usher in an era of widespread oppression of the LGBT
community in many African countries. We believe
that the discriminatory anti-LGBT laws in those
countries represent a clear violation of human rights
and hope that the interagency process charged with
Agoa’s annual review will make this
recommendation.
"We further ask that you not restore eligibility until
these beneficiary countries have taken steps to
eliminate harsh penalties for LGBT persons,” the
senators added.
Source: www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4941

HOLY GHOST FIRE. WE don't need their economic help.
Sports / Re: Breaking News: 16yr old weightlifter Chika Amalaha Fails Doping Test by Keemy88(m): 2:05pm On Jul 29, 2014
denniece1: Nigerian 16yr old weightlifter Chika Amalaha, who won gold medal at #Glasgow2014, provisionally suspended after failing drugs test.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/494060142921781248?p=v


Not a good news, its trending on twitter

oyinbo people dey vex say 9ja win gold. they are very foolish for taking her through the drug test. this could be a planned attempt to disgrace her by issuing false drug results and stripping her off her hard earned gold medal.

I don't believe she used drugs ooo.

didn't they carry out doping test on all athletes before the competition? why suspending her when she has made glory for naija. Gold will vindicate her tomorrow in Jesus Name, amen.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Keemy88(m): 5:58am On Jul 29, 2014
WhytJane:
9

7. I Am dreading the early morning wake up ooo.

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Health / Re: How To Stay Strong In Moments Of Weakness by Keemy88(m): 2:05pm On Jul 17, 2014
It really inspired me to keep on keeping on. I'm refired to be optimistic in the scenario I have found myself.

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Education / Re: NYSC Asks Employers To Verify Corpsmembers Discharge Certificates by Keemy88(m): 9:45am On Jul 17, 2014
Ose ooo
Food / Re: Nutritional Facts About Watermelon by Keemy88(m): 8:22am On Jul 12, 2014
you people should be careful ooo....Wetin be watermelon and sex enhancing again
Health / Re: Baby Who Had Been "Cured" Of HIV Now Has The Virus Resurfacing by Keemy88(m): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2014
Give her Anointing water from T.B Joshua or Dr. Chris Oka for and her case will be history in Jesus Name.
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Make A Girl Call You Back In 10 Secs After Refusing To Pick Your Call by Keemy88(m): 11:52pm On Jan 01, 2014
Wow!!!
Romance / Re: Sex 4 A Month by Keemy88(m): 9:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
What a shameless and God fearless man. You should be begging for forgiveness from God. What goes around comes around.
Romance / Re: Yuck! What Kind Of Shape are These? Lol by Keemy88(m): 9:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
Na wa ooo
Romance / Re: SOME OF THE WORLD'S UGLIEST MEN.... [IMAGES] SHOW ME THE UGLIEST!! by Keemy88(m): 9:42pm On Dec 31, 2013
And they were all created in the image of God
Science/Technology / Re: Glo Unlimited Browsing by Keemy88(m): 12:22am On Dec 29, 2013
How much?

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Business / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by Keemy88(m): 8:11am On Dec 28, 2013
Fidelity Bank. They have never failed me.

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Computers / Re: Talk To Your PC, And Have It Talk Back. by Keemy88(m): 3:50pm On Dec 23, 2013
I would need to wear a headset to maximize this software.
Celebrities / Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrated 67th Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by Keemy88(m): 10:41am On Dec 22, 2013
Good. Happy for him.

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Phones / Re: Lenovo P780 Smartphone by Keemy88(m): 10:41am On Dec 22, 2013
RED BULL: GENERAL
2G Network
GSM 900 / 1800 / 1900 - SIM 1 & SIM 2
3G Network
HSDPA 900 / 2100
SIM
Dual SIM
Announced
2013, June
Status
Available. Released 2013, June
BODY
Dimensions
143 x 73 x 10 mm (5.63 x 2.87 x 0.39 in)
Weight
176 g (6.21 oz)
DISPLAY
Type
IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size
720 x 1280 pixels, 5.0 inches (~294 ppi pixel
density)
Multitouch
Yes
SOUND
Alert types
Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker
Yes
3.5mm jack
Yes
MEMORY
Card slot
microSD, up to 32 GB
Internal
4/8 GB, 1 GB RAM
DATA
GPRS
Yes
EDGE
Yes
Speed
HSDPA, HSUPA
WLAN
Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi
hotspot
Bluetooth
Yes, v3.0
USB
Yes, microUSB v2.0, USB On-the-go
CAMERA
Primary
8 MP, 3264 x 2448 pixels, autofocus, LED
flash
Features
Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection
Video
Yes
Secondary
Yes, VGA
FEATURES
OS
Android OS, v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
Chipset
Mediatek MT6589
CPU
Quad-core 1.2 GHz Cortex-A7
GPU
PowerVR SGX544
Sensors
Accelerometer, proximity
Messaging
SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail,
IM, RSS
Browser
HTML
Radio
FM radio
GPS
Yes, with A-GPS support
Java
Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
Colors
Black
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
- SNS integration
- MP4/WMV/H.264/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/WMA/eAAC+ player
- Organizer
- Image/video editor
- Document viewer
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk
- Voice memo/dial
- Predictive text input
BATTERY
Li-Po 4000 mAh battery
Stand-by
Up to 840 h
Talk time
Up to 43 h (2G) / Up to 25 h (3G)

Guys, whats ur opinion about this phone?


The battery life is great but am not in love with the phone design and camera position!
Romance / Re: Best Looking Nairaland Couples 2013! by Keemy88(m): 9:33am On Dec 21, 2013
Quite a great thread to follow. I am single and enjoying a close friendship with a lady. My faraway babe Bleep up small and me just sideline her. Let's keep the pix coming smiley smiley cheesy
Phones / Re: How To Identify An Unknown Caller! by Keemy88(m): 10:12pm On Dec 20, 2013
You are a joker.

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TV/Movies / Re: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by Keemy88(m): 7:45pm On Dec 15, 2013
Terrible translations by the translators.
Career / Re: How Many Skills Did You Acquire This Year? by Keemy88(m): 8:18pm On Dec 12, 2013
I learnt how to drive shift stick.
Romance / Re: Can You Fall For Someone You've Never Met? by Keemy88(m): 9:52pm On Dec 06, 2013
abdolleez: Can you fall for someone you've never met? Maybe you met on social networks , but you've never met the person

Yes you can! I have once had the experience.
Romance / Re: I Am About To Tell My Fiancee My Secrets Please Advice by Keemy88(m): 7:22am On Dec 05, 2013
Dre19: in a day or two i will reveal to my fiancee things only me and my God knows. things like
1. i earn less than half of her salary cry
2. i lied to her that i am currently building a house while i still stay with my parents cry
3. i am a drop out from a university cry
4. i did dubious things in the past to earn money that i used to make her happy cry

Nairalanders, do you think it is wise for me to reveal all this secrets to her? do you think she will still love me for who i am? cry

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage. You have got to tell the TRUTH. Face the consequences, if she accepts you back, enjoy, if she disses you, don't be disappointed.
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by Keemy88(m): 5:08pm On Dec 02, 2013
cloudstar:

Nice, that is a good approach. The only true freedom you have are the independent choices you make. Some women are terrible just as some men are terrible as well. If you ask me now, give the whole dating thing another thought after some time. Focus on something else that is positive and that will build your person. Forgive them because hating takes too much energy and is never good for your health.

I believe you completely. I am suffering a heart break at the moment and have given dating a break. Guess heartbreak is synonymous with dating.

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