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TV/Movies / Re: Pete Edochie To Feature In 'The Pledge', A Prince UC Ingawa Movie (Photos) by kelacee: 11:18pm On Jan 28, 2022
Why we have morons as elders in Biafra land is appalling. Will Pete die if he rejects the offer? Now he wants national unity because of two five hundred Maura notes bundle dangled before him by a less than 35 year old boy from the upper zoo. Why are biafran elders this useless? Really otellectual they are. MNK is the greatest man after God. He never changes and that why he is another savior. Pete I will forever hate you if u accept that useless offer. I hate the zoo and the zoo must fall. All hail Biafra, land of the rising sun ☀️
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by kelacee: 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2022
though my biafran brother are playing for the zoo con3 but I pray Tunisia wins tonight's game. 2:1 in Favour of Tunisia

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by kelacee: 9:04pm On Jan 23, 2022
though my biafran brother are playing for the zoo con3 but I pray Tunisia s tonight's game. 2:1 in Favour of Tunisia

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Religion / Re: Mbaka: They Planned To Use Prostitutes To Set Me Up Before Killing Me by kelacee: 8:38pm On Jan 03, 2022
jmoore:

He messed up and you started attacking him. That's good. Every reasonable Nigerian knows Buhari has failed to fight terrorism. Too much borrowing with nothing significant to show for it. Corruption is still on the high side.


But the Nnamdi Kanu you are now portraying as a Messiah, did he not mess up? Why didn't you attack Nnamdi Kanu?

When Nnamdi Kanu called all Igbo women prostitutes, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?
When Nnamdi Kanu promised to bring the head of Buhari, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?
When Nnamdi Kanu ordered his boys to enter bush and plan on how to attack Nigerian police/army, did you attack Nnamdi Kanu?


Hypocrite is an understatement to define Mbaka. Anyone that keeps quiet while Nnamdi Kanu was unleashing evil in Igboland is a friend of the devil.

If you are not a hypothetical clown, tell me if insult and name calling is a crime and what type of crime it is. Have u not called one a prostitute before? Why do u take offense in mnk calling an Igbo woman a prostitue? Are an Igbo man or is the woman ur mother? Boy have sense cos it's the commonest thing one ought to possess.

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Family / Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by kelacee: 8:43am On Nov 19, 2021
See if ur job allows u extra time to get something doing as a support to ur existing income. Try and allow her grow her business while you help in bringing food to the table since it is only you both. Satisfy her hunger and manage urs when u don't have much. Try and cut expenditure especially frivolous ones and see peace reign supreme in ur home. Always let her know when you have and when you don't have.

If you do all the above and she doesn't change, return the pressure to her asap.
Make ur wife ur best friend and always share good and bad with her.
Family / Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by kelacee: 8:33am On Nov 19, 2021
distinguish:
We have been married for a year now. We have been trying to conceive. Because of the emotional stress attached my wife said she can't be staying at home alone, it causes her stress. She said she wants to start doing something. At least a business.

I took a loan from my place of work and we started the business for over 2 months now. The issue now is that, I don't always have cash on me anymore. Any little money I got it's for the business. Basically, we mostly feed from the business.

Yesterday, after we returned home, she started giving me attitude, I asked her what the issue was, she started telling me how I am killing the business, not taking good care of her, not having money to take care of her and all sort of rubbish, she brought out how incompetent I am as a husband and what have you. I never said a word to reply her and its eating me up seriously, I could not sleep the whole night. This is the person that I sacrificed a lot for. I was supposed a take a professional course this November, but because of her I had to postpone it.

Please I need your advice.

PS: I did not eat the food she prepared last night.
Politics / Re: Biafra: "I Used To Lecture Abaribe On How To Live In Prison" - Shehu Sani (Pix) by kelacee: 7:20am On Oct 28, 2021
The zoo must not touch these people mnk and abaribe because we will all come out for them. Do with others what pleases you but you see the above mentioned, it's gonna be suicidal. We are not joking just touch him and see how crazy we can be. All hail Biafra! ✊�✊�✊�We move
Politics / Re: Biafra: "I Used To Lecture Abaribe On How To Live In Prison" - Shehu Sani (Pix) by kelacee: 7:19am On Oct 28, 2021
The zoo must not touch these people mma and avarice because we will all come out for them. Do with others what pleases you but you see the above mentioned, it's gonna be suicidal. We are not joking just touch him and see how crazy we can be. All hail Biafra! ✊�✊�✊�We move
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Miracle Nwobodo, The Policewoman Killed By Unknown Gunmen - BBC by kelacee: 9:52am On Apr 12, 2021
techmo:
angry



RIP


Nnamdi Kanu, ESN and his supporters won't end well

Why kill an armless woman police officer for Goodness sake, what was her crime

These guys are cowards


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you and your family will never end well. did her mum cry when zoo security were killing peaceful unarmed biafrans?

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Politics / Re: Wike Bans Meeting Of Igbo Group In Oyigbo, Rivers State by kelacee: 7:54am On Apr 10, 2021
wike is a lil chap. the 12 inches plasma given to ozodimgba in imo state is too much for him to watch.
what awaits wike is a cinima.

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Crime / Re: Owerri Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners by kelacee: 5:15pm On Apr 09, 2021
Sammy07:

Actually there are Muslim Igbos ESP that Imo, Eboyin and nnsuka
But not up to 10% of Igbo population
it's no up to 0.5% of igbo population
Celebrities / Re: "This Car is Older Than Me" - Charly Boy Shows His Family's Old Car (Pix) by kelacee: 9:57pm On Apr 08, 2021
is that tinubu? I mean the stuff reading a book
Politics / Re: Imo Prison Break: Defend Yourselves Against IPOB Members – Uzodinma To Policemen by kelacee: 7:16pm On Apr 06, 2021
peacekante:
He was cheered by his supporters when he threatened that by the time he is done, Nigeria will be worse than Syria. But unfortunately his gullible brainwashed Supporters didn't ask him which part of Nigeria will be worse than Syria. His gullible Supporters thought the entire Nigeria will be affected by his terrorism. They forgot that during the civil war every part of Nigeria didn't feel the war. Life was going smoothly apart from south east where the war was fought and some part of south south. They forgot that despite the more dreaded boko haram activities, only the north east is badly hit and before the coming of this administration the north west. Boko Haram activities or terrorism didn't affect south.

His supporters are not aware that whatever system they want to apply, full blown war or guerrilla, only the south east region will feel it most. The activities of ESN Unknown Gunmen are still at its infancy stage and see the number of deaths and properties destroyed. See the number of criminals released from prison to the society. So which region will be like Syria? I am sure Nigeria will move on. That one is a given. Nigeria will only spend money on weapon and technology to tame the ESN Gunmen. But it is the south easterners that a Miscreant far away london want to make become worse than Syria.

Ndi igbo, this is how boko haram started. And more than 13years after that, Nigeria still day carry go.


after the civil war, which part of the zoo is more developed than biafra land? the zoo is gone so save ur crazy sermon as if you care.

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Politics / Re: Lawyers Declare Strike Over Insecurity In Anambra by kelacee: 8:43pm On Mar 20, 2021
[quote author=ivolt post=100054613]Hold Kanu responsible. He is in charge of the unknown gunmen. Hold mama go responsible. Ewu ohia
Politics / Re: Berom Leaders: Help Retrieve Our 55 Villages From Fulani Herdsmen by kelacee: 3:59pm On Mar 20, 2021
all hail ESN, saving the east from the zoo animals in uniform since biafran lives matter.
Politics / Re: Kazeem Tanimu Replies APC About Atiku’s Citizenship Claims, Calls Them Lairs by kelacee: 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2019
you father must be a super pornster for putting up that act that brought you to the eaeth
Celebrities / Re: Nazareth Jesse: I Hate Adultery, So My Man Must Be Handsome & Romantic by kelacee: 4:19pm On Apr 14, 2019
don't you know that adultery is for adults. why is an adult afraid of adultery?
Family / Re: Woman's Husband And Lover Fight Over Paternity Of Her Baby, She Absconds (Pic) by kelacee: 4:05pm On Apr 14, 2019
I wasn't disappointed though! I know say na them. the waman ugly like pogba of man u

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Webmasters / Re: Dominic Barcity Acquires Two Cars, To Open Multi Million Naira Newspaper Firm by kelacee: 11:15pm On Apr 12, 2019
So Benz company must write format before you can be able to know its formatic? How many have you bought in your life? Envy and jealousy kills faster than you can imagin
Webmasters / Re: Dominic Barcity Acquires Two Cars, To Open Multi Million Naira Newspaper Firm by kelacee: 11:13pm On Apr 12, 2019
[quote author=michlins post=77491042]Am a bit disappointed with the Benz. I know I don't have any but I came to see AMG or 4matic at least. But kudos even V boot is still Benz [/quote


So Benz company must write format before you can be able to know its formatic? How many have you bought in your life? Envy and jealousy kills faster than you can imagin

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Celebrities / Re: Ikechukwu Threatens To Shoot SARS Officer That Harasses Him by kelacee: 11:06pm On Apr 12, 2019
Iyk de gee
Politics / Re: Certificate Saga : Buhari May Be Right. Picture. by kelacee: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
raumdeuter:
Some peoples foolishness are genetic. Below is a picture of Buharis graduating set. There were just 17 people in his class

[img]http://3.bp..com/-Z7ZUJamS_Yc/VMDqa-hSOwI/AAAAAAABeRM/YWWEopv3IiM/s1600/buhari%2Bstudent.jpg[/img]

Some of the people he graduated with are Ya'Adua Shehu, Coomasie Ibrahim, Umaru Abdulahhi, Alli Abdulahi, Kahdi Halilu etc

Your zombiesm is inherent and as a matter of fact second to none. Can you crystally point out the President Buhari the zoo head?
If you are were a student, did everyone that got admission with you graduate with you? We're there o drop out? The cow has no certificate and can not have it. Please try using your brain very well and don't make a fool of yourself more than you are being fooled.

Politics / Re: Tompolo: Emami Ayiri Is Lying Against Me! by kelacee: 3:11pm On May 17, 2016
fulanmafia:
These creek rogues can continue bombing themselves to oblivion.

There is now oil in Lagos, Dangote is building the largest refinery/petrochemical plant in Africa, the North's mineral and agricultural resources are being aggressively developed, and there is active prospecting for oil in commercial quantity in the North as we speak.

Let them continue pointing fingers and destroying their lands while sending investors packing to Lagos. No mercy for the foolish.
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I'm perplexed about the discovery of crude oil in Lagos. If it's true then, I hope it ameliorate you from leeching as a gullible parasite. I would like to confirm that there is no pipe running from East of the Niger to Southwest. then I will take you seriously.
I as well hope the it will help you get a life and try to be independent and put an end to leeching. Since you swore to die to for crude oil and now you claim you now have one, so I hope you will die no more. I guess u a yorubastard from parasite republic.
Politics / Re: Buhari Has A Heart Flowing With Milk, He Will Release Nnamdi Kanu To Me – Kalu by kelacee: 8:26pm On May 16, 2016
[quote author=Owode1 post=45683357][/quote]
Owodo, may a serious thunderous thunder strike you and your generation dead. I guess you to be a leeche from the Republic of parasit in South West. You and your ethnic group should be independent for once and stop leeching. You want darkness and I want light therefore, you have no right to force your darkness on me.
Stop leeching and work on getting your parasite Republic. May you sleep and never wake up! Ise! Ise! Ise! A yorubastard leeching since 1902.

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Crime / Re: Father Deflowers And Rapes Daughter In Ogun For Refusing More Sex (photo) by kelacee: 5:42pm On May 16, 2016
A leeche from the Republic of parasit. A fuucckkiinngg yorubastard son of a thousand fathers

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Health / Re: Bennet Ifekandu-Omalu Honored By Xavier University For Discovering Brain Injury by kelacee: 11:49pm On May 08, 2016
[color=#000099][/color] coolI can't find the team name checkers. What I can't find the team name checkers. What wrong? Don't tell me that they have all ran out of credit.

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