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Phones / Re: Twitter Is Down Too! Unable To Load Tweets (Photos) by kelish(f): 9:48pm On Oct 04, 2021
wahala dey o, how I go take survive now.
Sports / Re: EFL CUP : Chelsea Beat Aston Villa In EFL Cup Penalty Shoot-Out by kelish(f): 8:18pm On Sep 25, 2021
Athemisia:
No you're wrong.. it's always red
does it look normal to you
Sports / Re: EFL CUP : Chelsea Beat Aston Villa In EFL Cup Penalty Shoot-Out by kelish(f): 6:02am On Sep 23, 2021
the sky will always be blue

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TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by kelish(f): 11:54pm On Aug 29, 2021
Fifty shades of trey 1,2,3 and After series

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Chaos At Kabul Airport As Thousands Tries To Flee Afghanistan (Pictures) by kelish(f): 7:26am On Aug 16, 2021
Bar1941:
After wasting billions of tax payers money to fund and train Afghan soldiers, the Talibans encountered not even the least amount of resistance from the US-trained army. I sense sabotage on the path of the trained soldiers.

Lesson to the American government: you can take a horse to the river but you can't force it into drinking.
The American soldiers already Afghanistan
Religion / Re: Sex In The Church by kelish(f): 4:47pm On Aug 01, 2021
FeliciaOja:
The Truth is your pastor has more sex than your average Christian.
Because they know Jesus always forgives our sins.
Catholics go to confession and their sins are forgiven.
Pentecostals give their life to Christ every Sunday. All their sins for that month will be wiped away.

So it make sense that Jesus forgive an adultrous woman from hypocrites like you morden day Pharisees.
If Jesus was alive today, He will still forgive bobrisky.
That's why the most adultrous people I know always run to Jesus after they commit sin because they know Jesus will always forgive them.
That's why you see olosho call themselves " Jesus baby" " God's favourite"
"Daughter of Jesus" in their profile.
Because these hoes know if they commit 3000 sins in a day. Once they run to Jesus for forgiveness he will always forgive them.


The pastor knows that Jesus will forgive him 7 x 70 times. So a pastor can fvck and sin and still come to altar and cry for forgiveness. Sins will be cleared.
Because Jesus is the master of forgiveness
He even forgave those who crucified him.
There is no amount of sin, Jesus can't forgive. After you cheat and fvck all you need to do is run to Jesus. Your sins will



What did I just read.... Ha!
Crime / Re: Abuja Motorists Rescue Man Kidnapped While Peeing by kelish(f): 7:04am On Jul 31, 2021
when Mercy speaks for you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th May 2021 by kelish(f): 10:53pm On Jul 23, 2021
Candyness:

Boo why not. You cute and am feelin ya. Y'all been to NewYork? Could fly you down if you with it, boo

Sorry, I still can't
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th May 2021 by kelish(f): 7:43pm On Jul 22, 2021
Candyness:


hiya.
wow. Boo you very cute. Y'all fancy one on one girl on girl lesbian action? You on?

I'm sorry but No
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th May 2021 by kelish(f): 7:28pm On May 08, 2021
Blue is the colour... Every other club supporters enter busy

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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Extends Lockdown By Two Weeks In Kaduna by kelish(f): 1:58pm On Mar 29, 2021
Candyness:


I like u boo. Are y'all into girl on girl, lesbian things?
no I'm not
Romance / Re: Your Advice Will Be Appreciated by kelish(f): 1:56pm On Mar 29, 2021
toks1610:


Call or WhatsApp me on 07067474230
I will
Romance / Re: Your Advice Will Be Appreciated by kelish(f): 1:55pm On Mar 29, 2021
themaestro08:
. Unfortunately many are in this situation, its quite depressing to say the least. Still , you need to man up as there is an end in sight.

I live in kd too, send me an email let's connect, I gaht a vital information for you

still up?
Romance / Re: Your Advice Will Be Appreciated by kelish(f): 1:54pm On Mar 29, 2021
CanadianNaija:
Why is your family expecting you to contribute when they're not paying your schools fees? shouldn't they let you save up the money you earn for school?

life happens
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Northern Babe (fulani) by kelish(f): 9:38pm On Mar 28, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:

am a fiction writter.. go through my previouse threads and read my completed stories... i've lost the vibe writting this story, am done.. the end!

lol grin
Patrioticbreed9:

am a fiction writter.. go through my previouse threads and read my completed stories... i've lost the vibe writting this story, am done.. the end!

lol
Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by kelish(f): 6:11pm On Feb 24, 2021
Yugosng:


Na for KD o. You go like chop bomb? grin
we dey KD we dey come... you wan scare us with bomb��

congratulations
Romance / Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by kelish(f): 9:03am On Feb 15, 2021
dude, you just don't like your brothers wife periodt or say hates

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me Because I Refused Going To Church by kelish(f): 4:20pm On Feb 07, 2021
Romanoff:
Instead of the girl to focus on whether you have an intimate relationship with God, she's bothered with you not going to church.

Church is a place where you'll find drunks, wife beaters, rapists, thieves, ritualists, fornicators and adulterers and Children of God in the same building claiming to be worshipping God, a God that many of them do not know.

May God epp us.

you can not have an intimate relationship with God. I hate going to church.

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Religion / Re: Mercy Chinwo Condemns #SilhouetteChallenge: 'Women, Know Your Worth' by kelish(f): 9:50am On Jan 30, 2021
she is right ... there are things you think beyond the moment before you do!
Romance / Re: How I Was Molested When I Just 6 By One Anty In Our Yard(true Life Story) by kelish(f): 12:47pm On Oct 03, 2020
So sad
Health / Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by kelish(f): 12:40pm On Aug 08, 2020
naniawini:
I don't use pads anymore. I'm not always comfortable. I use cotton wool.

Cheap and comfy.

How?
Science/Technology / Re: 100-Year-Old Crocodile 'King Buka' Dies In Captivity (Photos) by kelish(f): 12:01pm On Aug 06, 2020
Justdogood:

This part got me wondering? sad Like, which partner? Who saw him engage her? Who and who attended their wedding? Who saw her father give his consent? Which partner? Wakanda nansense is this. So crocodile now dey do conjugal bliss now?


Oyibo dey mad fa
Asin eh
Celebrities / Re: 14 Years After She Acted The Movie Akeelah And The Bee, See Recent Photos . by kelish(f): 10:11am On Aug 04, 2020
Wow k
Celebrities / Re: BBNAIJA: See The First House Mate To Wish Ozo A Happy Birthday by kelish(f): 10:06am On Aug 04, 2020
Happy birthday ozo
Romance / Re: I Want To Give 10k Each To 5 Ladies by kelish(f): 10:35am On Aug 01, 2020
properties4sale:
Replied.

Please also consider me too.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Do You Prefer To Be Very Rich Or Have A Very Rich Husband? by kelish(f): 4:52pm On Jul 31, 2020
ValCon888:
They'll like to be rich and also have a rich husband so they can keep their money and drain their husband dry.

You got it. There is this joy in collecting from hubby knowing fully well you've got that money. cheers
Romance / Re: I Want To Give 10k Each To 5 Ladies by kelish(f): 8:19am On Jul 31, 2020
properties4sale:

Another member disqualified.
U are chosen next, send a PM.



Please, pick me too. I will really appreciate. God bless you
Romance / Re: I Want To Give 10k Each To 5 Ladies by kelish(f): 10:10am On Jul 30, 2020
Should I send my details too... I sha no ugly
Romance / Re: Why Did She Lose Interest Suddenly? by kelish(f): 6:37pm On Jul 23, 2020
alaribe1992:





The painful thing there is I no even chop.
Reaally.. Oh wow!
Romance / Re: Why Did She Lose Interest Suddenly? by kelish(f): 6:37pm On Jul 23, 2020
alaribe1992:





The painful thing there is I no even chop.
Reaally.. Oh wow!
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Looking Unbothered Amid Davido’s Rumoured 4th Child by kelish(f): 7:31pm On Jun 09, 2020
iluvdonjazzy:
but why Davido no dey always use condoms?

The thing taya me o!
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Looking Unbothered Amid Davido’s Rumoured 4th Child by kelish(f): 6:16pm On Jun 09, 2020
Angelfrost:


A profession most ladies of her age and ilk will gladly do over most other decent professions... Come to think of it, how many professions will pay her what she has made so far, still making, and will make in future??!...

What is love?! Babe is sitting pretty jare!!! cool

Sadly, You right!

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