Pussyisgud:
This boy after smoking igbo begin to type nonsense

Shut ya mouth and learn.

Mikespecialone:
The left one looks unhappy, like , why u go buy me Hyundai con buy her Toyota

Hyundai is better than Toyota.

Who took the picture?

Ibecon:
Very good move
About three years ago when i was still a student of Nsukka, some masquerades flogged me on my back while i was on a bike because I didn’t give them money.
As i felt the skin peeling lash on my back I jumped down from the bike and punched the masquerade. After the punch, i held him and pulled him close to me and looked into his eyes furiously. While looking into his eyes, all i saw was fear.
In a split second, the indigenes came out and held me, o boy wetin that masquerade boy gain flog me after support came no be here. Till today i still feel two different dents on my skull. I HATE NSUKKA PEOPLE, this is the reason that town can never decelerate despite being the first town in Ala Igbo to get a university and federal presence

You just typed trash at the end of it all.


Nsukka, being just a remote area, LGA for that matter is far more developed than some State Capitals in this Country that have been gulping money from FAAC every month.

Even your State might even be one among them.

I didn't go through.

But one thing that has gone through my mind, if they jam you on "oppression" duty, you will see the Tiger in them.

Look at the manner they are all hiding their face in "humility".

Zzz

Namaster:
It's funny when women that look like badly-made EBA think they have a choice when it comes to marriage.

This one should be grateful if any man looks at her twice.

"She fit still get monie, and someone like you will look at her hundred times".

If you think ARSENAL will the EPL Championship 2024 press like.

If you think it's MANCITY, Press share.

"Men dey mad"!!!

If you have anyone living in PH, please ask him or her "wetin happen for Petrochemical side on Friday night"

Those guys taking shots and video are just close to be dead fellows.

As it happened in PH on Friday night, men were even getting closer to see it very well, so as to say it all, the fire 🔥 fired like Bruno Fernandez shot outside eighteen yards box and engulfed them and devored them.

Andre Onana, what annoys me most is that he has a good name but has a bad hand.

A hand that cannot catch football while he claims to be a goalkeeper.

I told people as we were watching Chelsea Match that I Play football better than Nicolas Jackson.

Two men in particular took it personal.

If not the present of the attached Armed Mobile Police Men in that area, it would have turned to Isreal verses Palestine.

A moment of silence to the lost Souls at (Eleme Road) East/West road in Portharcourt.

I didn't go through, but what flashed across my mind as I glanced through;

"South Africans wan cum start todey mumu like Onyibo"

It's Batists and Obidients obviously.

Most of them believe and follow just like Sheep.

As soon as the first Sheep has entered the road, even if Dangote Trucks are coming in chain, the rest will follow suit.

Tribute to the lost Souls at East/West road in Portharcourt.

Please can I ask just a question.

Do we have repented KH that have been assimilated into NA or disloyal Soldiers that have been assimilated into BK?

Just a question...

I didn't go through the video clip.

But what cut across my mind when the Top Line hit my palm is "Nawawa!!! Nothing Man Pikin nogo see for Naija".

I didn't go through down, not because it's too long but because going by the Top Story;

What flashed into my mind is; Little by little, the World is becoming a fun Place to be.

I didn't go through, but going by the big Story.

What gushed out of my mouth when the big Story hit my corner;

Omoh!!! When Nigeria is still in the dream of having a constant Power.

I needed to go through.

Do you know that most people use Voice Note as if it's "formings"?

When in actually sense, most of them that use it, use it just to get away with their poor writing skills.

I didn't go through down.

But that guy did it just to hit it that he actually or finally "nailed" it.

He took so much prestige to sex.

Sex is nothing.

If you belong to Soapy crew, you will understand better.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

My niggarrrrrrrrrr
Not bad..

Him go fall out in the next five years

As na day and night them dey count

But him fuckkk up why he nor use he mother name buy those cars and land way Efcc seize so

Gosh!!!

Nobi today rant online every now and then.

Imagine you! Why him no use him Momma name buy those Cars and Property?

Na wetin you dey do?

You still be small pikin though.

I have one just answer to this.

Nigerians are wicked and are ever ready to unleash wickedness to their fellow.

Nigerian business men, trader, bother petty and mega business owner are "Shylock" business men.

In my area, an old woman that is selling Okra would want to buy Land, "them go tell you say na the same Potacut way all of us dey".

Which win, make I no talk wetin dey ma mind.

D kind of men way EFCC dey nab now, If yhu know, yhu know.

If yhu no know, yhu gat to know.

Nawao!

Men dey hussle ooh!!

I didn't go through but going by the Top Story;

I thought President Tinubu has excercised his Power on that case by desolving it to a melting point.

kunle4toyeyaho:
Because we don't just pick any day spuriously as the day for celebration.Why are you not talking about the greater confusion that December 25 and January 7 pose ?

Which confusion is January 7 causing for you?

Noble4life:
Why Dem no go clap? All those our fifty fifty naira wey Dem dey collect from our account reach for Dem to clap na😜😜

This is a core reason you need to put "Smart Cash" into consideration.

I am just a "Smart Cash" Customer.

It is said; "The Prove of the pooding is in the eating".

Bulldozer90:
easy bro. oyiboupdate is in prison right now but Kanu is not.

Why is he in the Prison Bro?

I didn't go through, but going by the headline:

Why wouldn't Army arrest the two gold miners that fetched that special solid 🪨 mineral in Zamfara last time out?

Rapmoney or whatever you call yourself.

Stop making people to hate who gave them Jobs.

There is even no Job in Naija, people are surviving, you are dishing protocol.

If they eventually loose the bird at hand, how would they manage to catch the two in the bush?

I didn't go through the letters but going by the Photos; The one on the brown is no no for me but the one on the ash is cool.

Some men like it Orange, others prefer Paw paw while some Gees will tell you it's watermelonic that rocks their Boat, others will even tell you if not Pineapple count them off.

Me, I like Paw paw and Apple .

Tell us yours.

Has First Bank started the act of the mushroom loan APP?

However, the fear of the recapitalisation is the beginning of wisdom.

I didn't see the Video.

But OBJ should take it easy with all these his "gra gra" so that it will be said that he is not just Hale and hearty but strong and kicking.

Papa, you're old for goodness sake. Just take it cool.

I didn't go down through, but going by the big Story; Omo Baba Omo, c'mon shut up ya mouth! which time be the time way you been no get moni?

Adeleke Baba no born you inside moni?

Jennyclay:
You men should continue to stab yourselves to death, that’s non of my business!!!

My own is that government should place a banned on these loan shark companies.

Nigerians don’t pay back loans so i wonder why all these Loan shark companies are still in existence

Them say na good Deik go reset ya brain and set of mind on men.