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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 9:19am On Jul 26, 2019
bobowaja:

Lol... I laugh when people said d cbt was easy at my centre. All the answer options to the questions looks like an answer (a trick). You have to be calm, logical and be sure of what you know to pick the correct one.

In all honesty, the CBT was easy. But like all exams, some people will still fail. Meanwhile I dnt think it's about failure of the exam. It was about cut off mark.

If u got 65% u didn't fail but if cut off is set for 80% then u will be out of the equation. I think this is what happened to many pple. Not outright failure. because that test was cheap.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 8:29am On Jul 26, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


E go only pain me for you if after all these mockery of people who have received alert and at the end no APL for you.

You are not the only one who haven't received alert, why do you derive so much joy in mocking those who have received alert as if na you dey in charge of signing APL. Grow up dude.

I just have to like ur comment. U have spoken well.

As bad as it is that diff theories are being postulated, which may be/ or not true.

It is astonishing to see Teaser4 mocking some set of pple in the other divide so vehemently. This is the same person that says he doesn't have connections but derive so much joy in Directly mocking others.

His comments has been distasteful and..........

This is not abt whether a statement pain some pple. For an APL u haven't received but praying everyday to get, and u have the effrontery to mock others?. He needs to be guided and double up his prayers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 4:40pm On Jul 25, 2019
Can we all decide to continue this back n forth and End it when we finally get to pg 500 until the first person to get APL makes the announcement.

Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2019
I need to leave this platform for a while. U guys theories and speculations should not make me lose sight of the blessed assurance of my APL. Let me focus on other beautiful things in my life.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 1:23pm On Jul 25, 2019
BMedia:
Correlation or not, I must admit that it is comforting to be on the same unAlerted boat with the likes of our seasoned resident geniuses, Jarus & Mosgoon.

May God help us all.

Ass licker. Just pray for urself to be in the right place. Using pple to be on a side, means u r not thinking straight.

nnpc reserves the right to use any criteria to pick its employees.

So many assumed brilliant persons may not be on the list.

Pray for urself to be on the list and others u love. Not to be in one boat Dat my capsize u and the occupants

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 8:30pm On Jul 24, 2019
bobowaja:
But whey the excessive traffic today? I am still thinking why....

Apprehension. Anxiety. The end is near. �
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2019
Enrypech:


You must have been paid

I can bet a Viju milk on this

O yeah. I have have received and spent it.

Definitely will share with u the content of my APL. Keeping consoling urself.

By God's grace.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:31pm On Jul 24, 2019
bobowaja:

All dates were paid.... What we don't know is their reasons for getting paid.

Who do u know has been paid for 5th. Hasty generalization. When u dnt know. Pls keep mute.

Be there constituting nuisance until u get the picture flowwolf09 has been painting and u start scream u need alert.

But wat do we know.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:03pm On Jul 24, 2019
Teaser4:
no mind them bro...same here too... I know someone too....no shishi.. I just don't want cause unnecessary sh1t here...make everyone enjoy and believe whatever while it last...e go clear soon....

U are just a noise maker. There is nothing like too sure here. U are just hitting the polity until u r paid.

If those ur pple u know are going Tru this stages as u r, then u r all in the same boat.

What do u now say of pple who will not write test or be interviewed, but there names sent with the presidential letter head.

Dnt come here and start saying u know pple that is so sure for them. Y is Dat pple that say this are always the one Dat doesnt have connection, instead they know a friend that does.

Dumb

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 11:12am On Jul 24, 2019
chukxx:
Guys, does anyone know if NNPC will be magnanimous enough to also advice unsuccessful candidates as they send letters to the successful ones? This will forestall unnecessary waits and apprehension and will just make life easy for everyone.

Reliable thoughts please. Thank you

They won't oh. It has been a trend. If the number of pple dey are employing is about 1500 out of 6000-9000 pple interviewed, pls no one shud expect regret mail. Who has the time to send to the unsuccessful. Even small companies that interviews only 5 candidates hardly send regret mails these says

May we all here get our APL

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:33am On Jul 24, 2019
U guys should stop attacking pple who said dey just got alert. If they are lying, how does it affect u. Ur eyes is on the APL.

Their telling the truth or lie in the context does not have any bearing on the APL so stop demanding for screen shot as evidence. How many of us that received earlier posted screen shots?

We shudnt allow fear and nervousness make us start behaving funny.

Let pple speak their truth. If they lie, they have succeeded in deceiving only themselves

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:03am On Jul 24, 2019
vas2net:

Also received same this morning

Your name just entered the book of life. Congrats.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 8:07am On Jul 24, 2019
BenFlash:
I really want to understand the psychology behind anyone coming here to drop a pre-meditatedly concocted info just to create confusion; if the person catches thrills from such, then I am sorry to admit, that person has serious issues and needs a well-structured mental help. My 2 'kobo'.

#crazegetgrade

I agree with oga Ben.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 7:13pm On Jul 23, 2019
ORACULUM:
Tfare received...King Anyam....everyone will receive grin grin grin

Sup? Was it received today? What day did u interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 5:30pm On Jul 23, 2019
habishat:


FCT is her state of residence

While it is well within ur right to know. Knowledge of it can make u have high blood pressure.

Whichever reason, u can't change anything now.

Let it rest
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2019
Teaser4:
access bank theory

Dey console urself. U better be calm and pray for favour.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2019
ananne:


you ate the one who is naive. if you actually read the post you will know that coming from an IOC makes it likely you will get the job even if your CBT score is low. experience is key for EH positions. your experience alone can get you the job even if you are not among the top 5 in your state based on interview scores.

You just jumped the gun simply because you want to criticise.

Look all these are just theories propounded by ur imaginations. I am fully aware of an NNPC contract staff that did the CBT but wasn't called.
She told me categorically that NNPC didn't give them any preferential treatment. All contract staff in NNPC were told to go and apply normally and if they are called for CBT dey should also partake. The only thing dat could help them was they would make the test as simple as possible.

O boy if u have experience with IOC and u didn't pass that test u ain't going no where. Dnt just quote wat u think from ur head.

U ought to have passed the test and have also the requisite experience to move further. Nobody will call u for interview when u scored 20% because u work with IOC. There was a reason the test was made so cheap.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 3:35pm On Jul 23, 2019
bobowaja:

Bros don't take it personal... It doesn't have anything to do with APL.

Are we good now? Pls don't quote me again. Thanks

U have spoken well now.

If u mis yarn again, I go quote u. Come beat me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 3:13pm On Jul 23, 2019
bobowaja:

Bros you don collect TP? grin

Me dey guess say na AB theory make u write this post

Oga calm down with this your happiness because u hvnt received alert. It does not give u APL. Even if u hv collected it doesn't guarantee u the APL.

I have verified and that access bank theory u hold with ur life is fake and lie from the pit of hell. Moreover the person Dat said it just shared her experience with access bank. Not a theory.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2019
Can anyone here confirm that some pple got tfare but their interview date wasn't 6th July.?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:03pm On Jul 23, 2019
stevie55:



Dear NNPC hopefuls,
Believe this at your own peril.
The process had gone beyond the score aggregation process when HR sent a memo to every staff last week.
Appointment list will be sent to FCC - if it isn't there already - for approval today.
This process is quicker than anyone thinks.
At this pace, if the APL isn't ready before the end of this month then I'd be very shocked.

No tension. Hakuna Matata.
Hand over everything to God and drink water.


This also does not translate to anything. Alot of nnpc staff were used for the CBT process in different locations in the country as well as Abuja for the interview process, i. e, screening, and some other functions. It is only appropriate that after the interview was done, the basis of selection will fall only on some few staff.
Therefore, the need to thank the numerous staff that facilitated the process for their role in it. Does not mean, they have finished aggregation or sent any list to FCC. U will be shocked that NNPC may not even send that list to any Fcc, this is a jungle.
So coming here to vehemently say the list is with FCC because they sent staff thank u msg holds no water for me.
Really a real source should know what transpired with regards this tfare. Y d sudden break in payments if it is meant for all.
This has been budgeted from the beginning so looking at reviewing it maybe possible but not reasonable.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 12:21pm On Jul 22, 2019
Good day guys? Has there been any news of new alert payment today? Or even from Friday last week?

The number of pple dey have paid are few from what it seems. Even outside this platform, the number of pple paid is insignificantly lower than the number interviewed.

I think flowwolf09 should expantiate more on his theory. He seems to have an info we dnt have here. Becos if truly nnpc wanted to pay everybody that early, by now they should have finished paying. It is not rocket science.

In summary u may want to be happy if u have been paid. Its a good sign.

But all should be calm and let's see how it unfolds.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2019
Teekaystreamz:
For a brief description of a compensation analyst functions:

"In the recruiting industry, a compensation analyst is a specialist in employee compensation like salaries and benefits packages. These specialized human resources professionals are highly trained in labor costs, salary analysis and benefits structures. Compensation analysts use metrics and models to understand current salary trends and predict future trends. A compensation analyst can work with recruiters and other HR professionals to help develop compensation plans and ensure that employees are getting fair pay and benefits for their work. Compensation analysts are generally employed by recruiting firms or organizations as part of a human resources department. For recruiters looking to expand their skill set, compensation analysis can be a great addition to general recruiting knowledge and make a recruiter more competitive in the job market"

Apparently seems they handle salaries/compensation of employees. Perhaps people receiving transport fares from the compensation analyst were the successful ones.

Another theory.

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you. I have to apologize to flowwolf09 for countering his theory. He was correct. Hot sauce.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2019
Alert seen. APL next. No contest.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 12:59pm On Jul 18, 2019
Flowwolf09 I would like us to talk away from here. Kindly signify when u r online.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 11:03pm On Jul 17, 2019
BenFlash:


Street is not for everyone, secondly there is no law against having a regular paying job and still have your street hustle by the side.

I like ur flow of thoughts. Mature mind. Pple need to face reality and learn.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:52pm On Jul 17, 2019
BenFlash:


Perhaps because it was a Saturday, if true

I was interviewed sat 6th. 1.30pm. No alert yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:28pm On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


What every front line staff know is what you are bragging about.

If u knew u won't be arguing with BenFlash. The guy Don leave u go sleep. I will do same. Good night.

No one is bragging. Ur tots have been misplaced through out today. May God give u better tots for tomorrow.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:21pm On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


You just dey start your lesson. Instead of you to say NEFT is T+1. But can reflect after EOD which is basically next day in the receiving bank.

I think pple shud stop arguing with u. Including me.
U need a lot of enlightenment.

Humble urself and learn from experienced guys.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:18pm On Jul 17, 2019
flowwolf09:


NEFT is not NIP. Why do NEFT same day when you can just deal on NIP. I don't get.

Read and comprehend young man.

NIP is instant payment. But the limit is lower than NEFT. Limit for nip is usually N1m for other banks and upto N5m for same bank. NEFT can have upto 100m.

NEFT is 24hrs but in reality I have seen it drop same day. When it is done very early in the morning. I mean very early.

Y do pple use NEFT. Becos it is a 24 hrs hit, it gives u room to recall a transaction and also when u exhaust ur limit on NIP.

This is simple to comprehend oga.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 10:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
hafeezsemzy:


Of course if any theory was to make sense not that top 1% which goes against every recruitment process in the world. It's the worst theory in 2019.

Bro I just tire. The flowolf guy na learner.

Note: NEFT usually drops the next day, but i have witnessed NEFT dropping d same day. It has to be done as early as possible very early in the morning. It is not cast in stone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 9:55pm On Jul 17, 2019
Jiang:
grin Everybody will receive transport fare unless you did not sign out. The conspiracy might be fun but some people might actually believe it. In summary every body go eventually get alert.


My sauce is very reliable grin

That is the prayer bro. But to talk abt 1% suitable for now is the most crazy ascertion I have heard in a while.

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