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I went back to my kitchen and brought another hollandia, this babe upon all her packaging no sabi the names of hollandia flavours sef, na by the colour she sabi am, if u no take time maybe na for AIT news adverts she carry sabi how to pronounce the name sef...come here dey form porshe for nairalanders.

I need supplements before I go fall my hands cus if I no perform nect time when I boast for nairaland say I dey nack for 1 hour she go quote me with emoticons like or rubbish my claim...

You funny ooh! Comman finish the story joor

I went back to my kitchen and brought another hollandia, this babe upon all her packaging no sabi the names of hollandia flavours sef, na by the colour she sabi am, if u no take time maybe na for AIT news adverts she carry sabi how to pronounce the name sef...come here dey form porshe for nairalanders.

I need supplements before I go fall my hands cus if I no perform nect time when I boast for nairaland say I dey nack for 1 hour she go quote me with emoticons like shocked or rubbish my claim...

You funny ooh! Comman finish the story joor

This is why Google is important. If you had typed versaline into the search bar, it would have asked you, "did you mean vaseline?

I absolutely agree with the reading though.

Na wa oh. The funniest caption I ever saw of this picture is the one where the boy asks "so you're telling me . . . That Wande Coal is not my father?"

The source of the stranger is the most important.

evegran:
Smh.
They can simply rate it 18. How do you ban it like the country is filled with kids, dunno how their lame system works. Its pretty LAME!

No, it's not lame. Really. I'm happy we even have a censor board that's paying attention.
Adults are welcome to whatever they're interested in, but there's no need to cram such filth down our throats by putting it on display in the cinemas. It'll only cost about 100 Naira or so to buy the cd.

The writer clearly has something against Dbanj, plus the name dropping was annoying too. But I agree with the part about the Yankee twerker.
Honestly, with the number of stars we have in our country, not to mention Africa, it's insulting to expect us to be impressed by Amber Rose.

I can't believe people aren't seeing that pile of tripe for what it is . . Plain simple torture. I prefer to read than watch movies, so when it first came out, I downloaded a copy because of the noise about it, without reading a synopsis. I couldn't go beyond page 50 or so once I saw where the book was headed.
I don't know how people get turned on by pain.

As to the rich, handsome guy part you mentioned, OtunbaJega, it's only enjoyable of the guy in Q actually loves you and acts as such. Pain is not love.

Someone above said he had a bad childhood etc etc. How on earth does that make it right? The childhood should only be a factor when it's being considered whether he should go to jail or a mental institution.

This post is directed to people whose opinions of Nigerian women/ladies have been colored by the incessant threads that do nothing more than make the ladies look like complete idiots who spend their time thinking up new ways to cheat their men.
No, we're not all pea brained whores.

When I first joined Nairaland, it either was a more mature forum or posters just thought hard about what they typed online before they did.

I just read another thread about the things girls get up to in NYSC camp and I decided to create this thread to correct attempt to correct a few impressions.

A -- Believe it or not, ladies can think for themselves and are very capable of saying NO to men who want to get laid. We have to do that a lot of the time.

B -- Some of us make the effort to earn our own money via legal means and not depend on the men in our lives.

C -- A good number of women actually stay faithful to their men throughout the course of their relationship.

D -- Several ladies spend their NYSC year, not just 3-week camp celibate.

While there are girls who deserve every bad impression bandied about on NL, there are others who live their lives the best way they can, work hard, pay their own way, and do not automatically fall on their backs because some guy asked them to!

Cutehector:
been tryn to decipher it.. Lol I couldn't come to a definite coclusion. Gime more clues

Dyt:

Is it?
I removed the first,middle and fourth alphabet of my name

I took this as a puzzle too, as the witch one was confusing me and I think got it! I'd post it, but you might not like your real name put up in public. It's a religious name, and the letters you took out are vowels.

chidyhels:
Who are these 'You shouldnt have flooged them' people

Op...Go ahead and involve their parents

I was part of a bible club holiday teaching for children of primary school age
It baffled me when these children started dropping condoms, pornography, etc after different sections of counselling.
The confessions were

Thank you oh. . . I was wondering what their reason for not flogging them was. That's how children grow up to become criminals and terrorists. Raising a child is a communal effort.
Holywizard, after flogging, you should ask them where they learned that, and explain how it's wrong for them to do it. Then reach one of each child's parents and tell them what you saw.

Dear VillageBoi, thank you!

I'd never even heard about the movie until the day I saw it. I was at the cinema with a friend and immediately I saw it on the booklet, I insisted we watch it because the synopsis said it was about Benin and its war history.

I was, to put it mildly, very disappointed. It takes a special kind of movie director to make such a strong tale turn out as blah as this one did.

I notice you compared with October 1 - that movie was nothing short of brilliant.

Simply put, you're a handy scapegoat. We've all been there before, at least I definitely have, although sometimes it was my fault too.
Pele

To be fair to your boss, he may have expected that you'd know enough to send the different set of documents, depending on your usual bidding procedure.

Options include:

1. Nokia torchlight.
Reason: Battery life is almost inexhaustible. You can talk for hours.

FYI, if you know what's good for you, support it with beta fone oh e.g. iPhone 6, one of the newer Samsung Galaxies etc

2. A pretty dress.
Reason: She'll think of you whenever she wears, or intends to wear it.

3. Nightie. Not the sexy kind oh. One that's comfortable to sleep in, possibly in different colours with funny sleep related cartoons or comics on it.
Reason: Same as Number 2 above. If your girl thinks about you before going to bed, all the better for you!

So Limpopo is my personalized ringtone on your phone . . . I'm your maga abi? Goodbye.

Number 2: One of the headlights.

This is not true. Even on NL, the majority of comments are pro Buhari, and as to not focusing on issues, that's PDP mostly. It just seems really hard for APC to ignore them.

He respects her for not insisting on the official P? Someone introduce her to Tuface and his family please.

I don't understand. Doesn't he mean "employed"?

Lol. . Someone sent me this on bbm last night.
I'll simply have the refund my money, close the account, and ensure I raise a stinker about what a crappy establishment they are.

2dice:

cool what the title of the songs

The N-Word (original version) by Ice Prince.
Teaser - MI

When we drive by, e dey be like the breeze - Ice Prince
I'm a PC and he a cheap calculator - MI

The way people just make general comments here ehn . . . Smh. No, not everyone cheats on their partners. I'm sure the lady felt like a sharp babe, claiming she was cheating etc. The truth is, she's very likely a runs girl who prefers to think of her customers as boyfriends.

For God's sake, every one should stop crediting GEJ with this rail system! He's just making a lot of noise about the trains he bought!
The rail system was working BEFORE GEJ came into government.

Scam of life!
Na so ds guy go dey package MI until he leaves him in the dust.
Don't know if that's possible though. MI's lyrics are brilliant.

And when I tell people I use First Bank, they say I'm old school. Hah!

I don't know where AstraZeneca office is, but it is a plus to work with them. That I'm certain of.

I want to fuel the gen. Gimme a minute.

I've recently considered joining this natural hair crew, but maintenance is what I see as a big issue.

My scalp hurts a lot, which makes me afraid of going to salons. So, if you have an easy, layman's method of successfully dealing with natural hair and not look like an mgbeke while at it, I'm all ears eyes.

That would depend on how he deals with life post amputation. If he really tries to get over it and continue living as best as he can, yes.

But if he sits indoors all day, moaning about how life has been unfair to him, and tries to turn me to a nurse? No.