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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode Blasts Emir Sanusi by Kitnaija: 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2016
olillywales:
Former Aviation Minister Femi Fani Kayode has condemned Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido for blaming ex President Goodluck Jonathan for Nigeria's current woes.

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Popycock = nonsense, rubbish or garbage.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fani-kayode-blasts-emir-sanusi.html




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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Relocates From Hotel To Luxury Apartment In Surulere,lagos by Kitnaija: 9:18pm On Apr 11, 2016
olillywales:

Agege bread hawker turned model, Olajumoke Orisaguna along with her husband, Sunday and two children, Grace and Precious will move into their luxury Surulere (Lagos) apartment this week.

Sources close to Sujimoto Construction, the company that got her the apartment (rent and furnishing) for five years, told us that the finishing touches are being dabbed on the abode. And in a matter of days, the three –bedroom pad will be occupied.

The 27 year-old lucky damsel – discovered in February after the photo bombed TY Bello’s shoot of Tinie Tempah in Yaba area of Lagos – is getting ready to move from the hotel in Sabo, Yaba (Lagos) where she has made home in the last few weeks.

Before then, she was squatting at Liberty Bakery (on Commercial Avenue, Sabo) along with scores of hawkers.

Orisaguna, a hair stylist from Iree (Osun) had come to Lagos in January (her second adventure in the mega city) following closure of the Polytechnic and dwindling sales.

Now with various endorsements and gifts running into millions (from Payporte, Shirleys’s Confectionaries, Stanbic IBTC, Sujumoto Construction, Divine Eldocuments and Mrs. Abiodun Obakin of Biobak Restaurant, among others), another endorsement will be unveiled next week.

Insiders confirmed that a company producing baby products has signed her on – and the unveiling will be done next week.

From poverty to prosperity, the miracle in the life of Olajumoke Orisaguna has fascinated millions across the world…

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/olajumoke-orisaguna-relocates-from.html



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Romance / Re: 10 Pains Of Being A Bachelor In Nigeria by Kitnaija: 10:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Sensible write up
Thanks
Romance / Re: 10 Pains Of Being A Bachelor In Nigeria by Kitnaija: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2016
chandli:
Always shining your teeth grin
ahahah got some teeth prib(NA Joke oo)
Romance / 10 Pains Of Being A Bachelor In Nigeria by Kitnaija: 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2016
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Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! grin. Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told cool If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don’t have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! grin. Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day’s job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat…unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman’s sandwich) grin

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a ‘Manchelor’ without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off…apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion…before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don’t have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: ‘You dor marry?’ ‘Do you have kids you feed?’ ‘Wetin you dey use money dey do?’ See me see problem o! So I don’t have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children? grin

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, ‘Dis one fit you o! Marry am na’!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again.


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Celebrities / Davido’s Baby-mama, Sophia Momodu Contests ‘cannabis’ Medical Report by Kitnaija: 9:59pm On Jan 05, 2016


Sophia Momodu, through her lawyers has requested the original copy of the alleged medical report that Davido published 48 hours ago from Clina Lancet laboratory.

The singer had alleged that a pathology test was conducted, in which it was determined that his daughter, Imade, was fed with breast milk contaminated with cannabis.

Here is a copy of the letter sent by her lawyers to the clinic.






Thanks for reading dear readers will more appreciative if you can pay proper visit to the source ..

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Jokes Etc / Comedy Skit: MC Chyke – Have Faith by Kitnaija: 9:49pm On Jan 05, 2016



Another Hilarious Comedy Skit titled – Have Faith By MC Chyke.
A lady came into Pastor’s Chyke Office to lament about how her shop got burnt down to the ground make her lose about 300 million naira worth of goods.

Pastor chyke then told her to have faith and emulate Job in the bible. . .Then the pastor received a call from his wife. .What happened next is completely hilarious.

ENJOY!

[url=kitnaija.com/2016/01/05/comedy-skit-mc-chyke-have-faith/]Download Comedy Skit: MC Chyke – Have Faith[/url]
Romance / Re: Help…..my Boyfriend Is Addicted To Porn by Kitnaija: 12:13pm On Dec 20, 2015
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