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Politics / Re: Tinubu Never Campaigned As A Magician Interior Minister, Tunji-Ojo by kizzoh(m): 8:54am On Jul 29
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03y5y-kq60?si=B5IJfyUaaVgylCJ8



Min. of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo
#SundayPolitics
No he campaigned as a comedian.!!!!
Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Receives Third Shipment by kizzoh(m): 6:18pm On Dec 28, 2023
[quote author=jmoore post=127664554]

I have not seen any Nigerian that won't be happy if petrol prices are lower than the current price.

The enemies of Nigeria are those producing and distributing propaganda.[/quote
They have said it before, refining crude in Nigeria will not affect the price of its product. Don't be deceived, price of fuel will not reduce .
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Worse Than Being Broke? by kizzoh(m): 11:24am On Oct 05, 2023
post=126207739:
What is worse than being BROKE ?

Marrying a bad woman

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Family / Re: My Wedding In Few Weeks Time Is About To Crash, Please Help Me!!! by kizzoh(m): 7:26am On Aug 23, 2023
[quote author=Samfigo1 post=125291465]

Thank you for this.
I have been trying to be peaceful but the burden is much on me.
My both parents are even pensioners, the much heavier part of the load is on me.[/quot
The load will be on your bro, that's why you are the man. Don't wait on ur laws to fund ur wedding for you. If you are not ready better stay out of it, marriage is not child's play ok. No vex for my talk .
Romance / Re: I Will Soon Do The Unthinkable, Nobody Wants To Listen To My Predicament by kizzoh(m): 11:05am On Aug 22, 2023
cocoined:
Countdown to 9 PM and I'll do it. All it cost is 5h for the small bottle. I will go and get it on credit. My fam will pay for it when I'm gone.

The world is full of fake love. I know once the news circulates that I'm gone they will all act like they care. But I'll be happy that I'm in a better place then..
Ok sir

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Is In A Few Days But Am Feeling depressed and stressed Pls Help by kizzoh(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2023
judgementyard:
Good day dear nairalanders,my wedding will hold this weekend and due to many unforseen circumstances am having issues with some loan apps.
I took a loan a nd was unable to pay ,now I had to borrow from another laon app to pay the previous one.Now the circle has continued.
Now they're threatening to send massages to my family , friends and my contact list.
Insult me blame me but pls help me ,I've been able to make some part payment.
Pls help a brother,.
Just take another loan and this one paid . Case closed
Romance / Re: Pals Please Your Advice On This by kizzoh(m): 4:20pm On Apr 26, 2023
Balablue, blueblue , bulala
Family / Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by kizzoh(m): 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2022
Very sorry for your lose bro
Romance / Re: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by kizzoh(m): 8:07am On Dec 12, 2021
I used to have this problem back in the days.
Usually happens when I am with a new girl . don't worryy guy , I have the solution to your problem . chat me up on WhatsApp 08033853625. E no be watin we go talk for public.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by kizzoh(m): 3:58am On Jul 27, 2020
Ninobraw:
I am a guy of 29 years old and she's 24 years old. She is a nurse and she is working and earning good salary. We have been dating for the past 3 years, ever since she came into my life things have been moving forward. Between the space of three years I was able to buy a land and build two flat (almost completed) and also buy a nice car. All this was possible because she was in my life. She assisted me with the money she accumulated before she met me, (2 million naira) gave it to me to add it to the money I was using to build the house, she has really been the best thing that has happened to me. We both have never cheated on each other, I'm very happy having her in my life. During the period of covid 19 my business was shut down totally she was the one that sustained me Althrough and never complained.

She later resigned from her nursing work and started her own chemist shop, I supported her with 300k she rejected it and asked me to add it to the money for house project. She is making some good money from her store any way.

Now we plan to do our marriage by December and I budgeted more than 1 million naira.
the problem is that she insisted that it is too much that I should not spend more than 500k that's been a problem to us but later settle it. because she won't just listen to me she wants me to spend less than that the reason why I wanted to spend more than 1 million Naira was because she deserves it.

So because of that we adjusted the marriage to three months time since it's just 500k I am spending now my question is can I spend 500k for a moderate marriage? And I wanted to do something tangible for her because she deserve more than everything I have, please what other things can I do for her that will be equivalent to everything she has done for me.

Since we have been dating she has never asked me for big money and also when ever I give her she always tells me that she gat money that no need to give her, in fact she love me so much that she don't even accept money from me unless gift. Now I want to do something tangible for her because since I have been dating her she doesn't allow me spent on her that much, and she doesn't complain.
If you really want to do something tangible for her as you claim why not but her a car
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by kizzoh(m): 4:53am On Jul 15, 2020
Alexgman1:
NAIRALANDERS, There is this very pretty fair lady who lives nearby and always comeby my house to jist, watch DSTV, sometimes play scrabble & chess. As we attend thesame church. But she doesnt reject drink or food each time i ask or offer to entertain her. Infact she now enters my kitchen freely. How do i politely stop or reduce her almost everyday visitation? (because of food).
This pandemic is hitting me hard & its not getting funny.
Ask her for sex

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Most Awkward sexual Turn On by kizzoh(m): 3:56pm On May 16, 2020
ManuelMount:
Mine is losing a game of soccer
Phone or real ground

Sounds funny



Drop yours
Midget , that's my fantasy. Getting down with a beautiful midget
Phones / Re: Will Lockdown Affect Prices Of Phones In Nigeria? by kizzoh(m): 2:15pm On May 06, 2020
Provoker:
Hi, I really need to know if the prices of phones will increase or decrease after this lockdown.

I intend to get a new phone
The increase in dollar will course an increase in phone price . That is expected.
Crime / Re: Man, Pregnant Wife, 3 Children Found Dead In Their Home In Enugu (Graphic Photo) by kizzoh(m): 6:16pm On May 01, 2020
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by kizzoh(m): 2:53pm On Apr 30, 2020
MrMacinterchi1:


And that was the end between both of you. what was her explanation to that?
She was raped that day ..

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by kizzoh(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2020
I have never told anyone about this ,, have kept it bottled up inside me. Guess this is an opportunity to let it out.
There was this very beautiful girl I was dating back in the days. I loved her so much , took care of all her needs including her education. Everything was going on well with us, she had proven to me countless times that the really loves me , She sticks to me like glue, never letting me out of her sight for one minute. I had no reason to doubt her love and fidelity for me .
So I was to travel out for a business trip and went to Lagos to pick up my Visa. Bae called me evey second my way back, got to town late and picked her up from school . Immediately we got home , straight to business because I missed her and we can't bear to be apart even for minute. As I removed my di..k from her vg to change position , I noticed something on the tip of my penis, pick it up and examined it and it turned out to be broken condom.
The experience still hunts me till date .

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by kizzoh(m): 10:08am On Apr 30, 2020
Frankcallys:



I believe you bro, but she is a big girl. One of her cars is a Porsche Cayenne and you know the cost. When I checked, all her cars were all registered in her true name.

While we were together, she never asked me for anything not even one rand. She just wanna be happy, loved and appreciated. She just wanted to live a simple life with me but I don't understand why all the lies and deception. And her disappearance too

The confusing part which I don't understand till this day is that she always cry emotionally when I treat her with so much love and respect. I don't get that
She is married. Now you know
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Never Apologizes by kizzoh(m): 9:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Lover boy,
Romance / Re: What Is Your Most Awkward sexual Turn On by kizzoh(m): 4:48am On Apr 14, 2020
ManuelMount:
Mine is losing a game of soccer
Phone or real ground

Sounds funny



Drop yours
Midgets

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Romance / Re: I Want To Reduce My High Libido by kizzoh(m): 2:32pm On Apr 11, 2020
bodmas119:
This day I notice my libido is too high, after like 5 round of sex I will still be feeling sexual urge. Please help me co it about to ruin my relationship.
Bros, u are jobless that's why

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Family / Re: For How Long Should An Engagement Ring Be Worn? by kizzoh(m): 6:38pm On Mar 23, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:


I hope you'll learn to see that he's really not into you like that. A man who hasn't made plans to leave and cleave definitely has no business getting married. That he is 31 doesn't mean he's ready. You cook and tend to his family whenever you are around them, right? You'll do worse when you get married. You'll become head chef and senior nanny to his siblings and aging Grandmother.
Singles with advice...lol
Have a serious discussion with him, tell him to give you a time, set your own time too since you're the one whom the shoes hurts. If he still shows signs of unseriousness and unwillingness, then I see no reason why you shouldn't start extending your search outside. This is your future. Don't ruin it. The partner you marry is liable to make or mar you.

In the end, it's all your brunt to bear. Choose wisely now to avoid coming to the front page of Nairaland tomorrow seeking for marital advice.

Ladies, even if you date a douchebag, please endeavor not to marry that douchebag. Please, see it as an importance to marry a man that has sense. You're Queens and Queens do not eat debris nor settle for less. kiss

Thread wisely and carefully. smiley


Crime / Re: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by kizzoh(m): 6:39pm On Mar 20, 2020
This story is inconclusive, how can her brother rape her to death.are u saying they have been doing it before or he just noticed her after many years of cohabitation. The story no add up ..
NYSC / Re: Tallest Abuja Corper And Shortest Corper Meet In Camp (Photo) by kizzoh(m): 6:43pm On Mar 19, 2020
Purplekush:
okay. who else is busy thinking about how it'll be if the two of them does "it" smiley
I wonder ohhh

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Romance / Re: Advice Needed Urgently :someone Is About To Die by kizzoh(m): 10:17am On Mar 02, 2020
Deathisfreee:
Before I travelled to Canada ,there’s this girl we were dating each other and still dating ...
very serious relationship,she’s a good girl ,she stayed with me when I was broke and spent her salary on me,we both knw each others parents. shes 22 ,has her masters degree already ,she has a good job and better future,very decent,honest and intelligent girl.
the problem now is, I met this white girl here in Canada dying for me .im a very smart guy and she loves me being intelligent and ready to do anything for me ,we are both in same school here doing our masters. Last week she gave me a thousand Canadian dollar as a gift and she insist I meet her parent
Pls need a good advice. I don’t want to marry 2 wives
Thanks.
Chose the one with the biggest boobs. . My one penny
Romance / Re: Wanna Teach A Few People How To Make Money by kizzoh(m): 7:41am On Nov 09, 2019
Add me...08033853625
Romance / Re: He Wants To Break My Virginity Before Marriage-help??? by kizzoh(m): 6:37am On Nov 02, 2019
midnighter:


Hm

But why are you advising her to sleep with him? He's not supposed to be disturbing her

Like seriously?

He is not supposed to be disturbing her for sex, but she can disturbie him with all her family financial problems.
You are all advising her not to give in to the man's sexual demands , but no one has told her to stop her financial demands from him too.
Op let me tell you this, that man's virginity is his money,. And he has been giving it to you freely for about two years now. You dey enjoy am e dey sweet you .
Now your turn to do something for him, you are giving excuses thinking you are smart abi.?
You can't eat your cake and have it . If you insist he waits after the wedding before giving him the pie, why don't you also wait after the wedding before getting any financial gains from him.
You think say na only you get sense abi?

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Romance / Re: Your Answer Will Be Needed For An Advice by kizzoh(m): 11:38am On Aug 20, 2019
What, am I the first to comment..

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Crime / Re: Doctor Arrested For Trying To Resuscitate Someone That Committed Suicide by kizzoh(m): 6:54pm On May 16, 2019
osuofia2:
so because he is a medical doctor that exempt him from investigation, the npf are doing their work , crime knows no profession. every body is a suspect. Nigerians are so annoying always rushing to conclusion even before knowing the true story. any person can write that nonsense and claim other wise, social media is hell in this country
Police man spotted
Travel / Re: 90% Of Lagos-Ibadan Railway Has Been Completed, See Images From Various Sites by kizzoh(m): 6:39pm On May 16, 2019
Bossjakande:
Yoruba land will be grate again its my wish in future we seprate. am not gonna lie Hausa are shame to naija. IBO are fill with hate and jelousy and my hatred for IBO grow evryday. ban me if u like I dont care
I hate you too bro.
cry cry cry[color=#990000][/color]

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