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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu: Buhari’s Government Style Is Horrible, Taken Nigeria To Stone Age by kodemann: 3:06am On Nov 13, 2021
Dele Momodu's only bit of relevance is that he is the showpiece and an outrider of the elite in Nigeria irrespective of the source of wealth or reputation.

Beyond that, he has no substance or relevance. A washed out old school celebrity journalist hopelessly out of touch with the New Nigeria and the revolution of the upcoming youth. As far as I'm concerned, he is simply a relic of yesterday's stale air, bottled in a new case. He can keep his thoughts to himself. He and Buhari are of the same ilk.
Food / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Monitor Lizard. See What He Did With It by kodemann: 9:51pm On Nov 12, 2021
Food / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Monitor Lizard. See What He Did With It by kodemann: 4:43am On Nov 07, 2021
horpeyemmi66:
When you have beef, pork, chicken, Turkey, fish, snails, mutton to eat, you decided to eat a reptile.

I am at a loss of words to describe you

Not to counter your comment. But I'd like to remind you (and everyone else reading this) that chickens and turkeys are reptiles. We just became used to them.
Romance / Re: AAU Student Slaps Her Boyfriend As He Proposes To Her in Public (VIDEO) by kodemann: 2:52am On Nov 06, 2021
A 'NO' from her is acceptable. She's well within her rights.

The slap was a step way too far in the wrong direction. Video ended too early.
Travel / Re: He Is Tired Of Canada And Wants To Come Back To Nigeria by kodemann: 4:14am On Oct 31, 2021
hakeemhakeem:
One thing we failed to understand is that a lot people in aboard wants to come back home but stay because they don't have anythings to show for the number of years they have spent.

Sit down there and keep talking rubbish.

Show what to whom? Ehn? You that live in Nigeria, show me your own achievements. If i live a good life where I can live stress free and enjoy my days with my family, Idont think there's ...

You can't understand. let me stop wasting my time.

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Celebrities / Re: Adeyinka Alaseyori Celebrates Tope Alabi's 51st Birthday After Criticizing Her by kodemann: 10:31pm On Oct 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Congratulations though....but all these gospel singer...who dey play thier songs
Secular songs anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Even the so called Christian nor dey play gospel song...

the only time them dey take that thier song serious na when them dey inside motor dey travel long distance
Especially at the beginning of the journey
Once them don travel far small them go remove am put am for secular song.
the drivers of god is good motors sabi that thing well well


LOL this is a very funny observation. Do pilots also play it before take-off? Hahahahahahahahahaha
Family / Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by kodemann: 6:30pm On Oct 27, 2021
This has to be the lamest post on nairaland. I'm even ashamed that I'm honoring it with a comment.
Religion / Re: Pandora: My Observation About Bishop Oyedepo's Tax Haven Controversy - Highered by kodemann: 1:35am On Oct 11, 2021
Nigerian pastors are dishonest. That I know.

On Sunday I'm sure he will quickly address this by telling sheeple that it's for kingdom investments and the idiots will still keep shouting "My Pastor" while waving handkerchief. Nigerians het what they deserve.

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Sports / Re: We Hoped Messi Would Play For Us For Free - Barcelona President, Joan Laporta by kodemann: 4:44am On Oct 09, 2021
Did Laporta himself offer to work for free? Messi did his job well as player. The managers of the club failed to do theirs. Messi cannot go charity work because of them.

Joker.
Politics / Re: It’s An Insult Comparing Me To Hushpuppi, Says Jailed Invictus Obi by kodemann: 6:43am On Sep 29, 2021
IS THIS ONE MAD NI? ARE YOU MAD SIR?


What is the difference between thief and criminal? WHat is annoying is that upon his release he will come back to Nigeria and still become a celebrity.

May God also punish the journalist who even went to interview him, for granting him a loud voice to speak and still influence people from jail. Stupid Invictus.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Plight Of HND Holders In The Nigerian Labor Market by kodemann: 7:43pm On Aug 24, 2021
Even within the Poly I initially attended, the lecturers that had BSc were much higher on the ladder than the HND holders. It s a systemic problem created by Nigerians for Nigerians. Nigeria is too "somehow".
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits Bola Tinubu In London by kodemann: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2021
With all the money stolen, they cannot even provide good medical facilities for themselves here in this country. Irresponsible, shameful people.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Obi Cubana: You Claim To Be Wealthy Yet ... by kodemann: 8:20pm On Jul 22, 2021
...because Obi Cubana is the *government*. This guy is dumber than I thought. I hate that I even have to dignify this post with a reply.
Politics / Re: Seven Airlines Got ₦2.84 Billion COVID-19 Stimulus Package – FG by kodemann: 4:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
What respect does anyone owe a government official that only cares about the elite of the society? Every time, the aviation industry is bailed out with billions. How about danfo drivers who provide the greater percentage of services to lagos (as a sample) but yet are threatened everyday by agbero, police, fuel hike, high maintenance due to bad roads? Where is their bailout? No bank will lend a driver and conductor money to buy a new bus but the government will easily fork out billions to pay their corrupt friends.

Do you know how many airlines have folded up in NIgeria? Do you know how much bailout funds the owners pocketed? If I get a payout of 500m from the government, where is the inventive for me to continue business when I can pocket that money and let the airline rot. I will simply seek bankruptcy protection and move my family out. I've cashed out already. You need to start seeing this government for what they are. NIGERIA IS AN EVIL COUNTRY and people like you who haven't woken up are part of the problem. We are both here on nairaland arguing about insulting them, while they do all they can to screw us over. Wake up fool.

As far as I'm concerned, Nigeria will never be alright. Elitism and 'power-tripping' are woven into our culture. And even in bureaucratic setups like the democracy we run, it shows. This move only favors the elite who can afford air travel. This move to bail out airlines is elitist and does not care about the man on the street. Fix the roads, susidize transport, build infrastructure. Let everyone have equal opportunity.


NwaEzefuNaMba:


Even if you don't respect him as politician or President , you should at least respect him for being old enough to father you. This character of yours suggests you insult your parents and eldering ones at home.
Going all over the cyber space to insult the president will not ourst him from office neither will it cut short his life span.
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Rolls-Royce (Pictures) by kodemann: 4:12am On Jun 17, 2021
JaneYave:
Pamper yourself while you are alive biko!

Yes let him pamper himself. Afterall, the lives of Nigerian children in Kogi state without access to clean water or quality education don't matter.
Programming / Re: Looking For A Data Scientist To Help Me With These Questions by kodemann: 2:52am On Apr 20, 2021
This is academic dishonesty at its worst. You could have asked for assistance with concepts - not offer to pay someone to do an assignment for you.

Where is the honor? And you Mr. Data Scientist dropping your email address. Just know that the internet never forgets. I'll be posting a screenshots of this on my larger data science group including many nationals; and my Medium blog do folks at least know that not everyone with a Coursera certificate is worth their salt.

This is blatant dishonesty and it shows why people outside the country do not believe Nigerians even when you carry prestigious certificates.

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Religion / Re: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by kodemann: 6:19pm On Apr 16, 2021
Your dad sounds like a really stupid person. grin grin

I hope you’ve forgiven him.

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Travel / Re: Abike Dabiri Hails Abia For Being The First State To Have A Diaspora Commission by kodemann: 7:40pm On Mar 23, 2021
This useless country that only celebrates you when you succeed outside the country. This Abike woman is starting to annoy me with this diaspora scam she's carrying on her head.

The message is clear: GET OUT OF NIGERIA AND WE WILL CELEBRATE YOU.
Travel / Re: Panic As Massive Deportation Of Nigerians From Germany Begins Tomorrow by kodemann: 2:42am On Mar 16, 2021
"An obvious eyeopener was the December 10, 2020 deportation enforcement. Two young Nigerians, who had trusted and were actively cooperative in the Voluntary Return Program, were brutally deported to Nigeria."

*VOLUNTARY RETURN PROGRAM*. Sometimes I wonder if people sit down to analyze simple phrases. It is very clear - if you sign up for this program, you have signaled intention that they do not need to force you to return home. You signed up to RETURN HOME VOLUNTARILY. So it should come as no surprise that they were sent back. If they did not care to understand the consequences of entering a country illegally, then I guess it is not surprising that anyone that they also do not understand the meaning of the term. No brutality here. The statement of this writer is contradictory at its core. No need to read the rest of the article to understand what it's all about.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Indirectly Concedes Defeat, Ask Officials To Cooperate With Bidden's Team by kodemann: 7:22am On Nov 24, 2020
Which stupid Daddy??

You people just talk stupidly every time.
MrPresident1:
Laughing out like Daddy Kenneth Copeland

hahahahahahahahahhohohohohohohohahahahahahahahohohohohohohahahahhahohahohahohahohahohahohahohahohahahahahahahahhohohohohohahohahohaho grin grin grin grin

King Donald John Trump of America will triumph on all levels, His complete victory will be trumpeted to the whole world

Joe Biden's tenure nor dey inside Bible grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Senate Wants Age Limits Scrapped For Job Seekers by kodemann: 12:13am On Jul 17, 2020
IF they manage to pull this off, it would be one of the best policies ever. They can set an upper limit for retirement, but not recruitment. A lot of people are not helped by the restrictive school system that keeps many at home for years before they can gain entrance into a university. Upon graduation many have crossed 27/28 and are automatically disqualified from some jobs as a result.

Banks are super guilty of age discrimination. What can a 23 year-old do that I cannot do at 28 or 29?

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Politics / Re: Cardi B Nigerian Citizenship Tweet: Abike Dabiri, Bashir Ahmad React by kodemann: 5:52am On Jun 26, 2020
The hypocrisy on full display here is astonishing. This is a stripper turned musician and our officials are acting like silly lickspittles. I'm so ashamed of this stupid country.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri React To Hushpuppi's Arrest, Slams Him For Showing Off His Wealth by kodemann: 5:50am On Jun 26, 2020
This is the ugliest picture of hushpuppi online. According to the reports by Dubai Police, the suspects were raided while sleeping at night. You can tell by his swollen face. Let's hope this is an example to others that everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner.
Crime / Re: Thieves Terrorising UNN Caught In Nsukka (Photos) by kodemann: 12:03am On Jun 17, 2020
I'm no monster but I feel the need to whip them once across the chest as my contribution to justice.
Crime / Re: Man Killed Inside His Barber Shop In Nsukka, Enugu (Graphic Photos) by kodemann: 12:01am On Jun 17, 2020
Reeks of the dirty rotten cult groups common in the area.

Sad. Sad for his parents and siblings. So much potential lost to a society that has neglected its youth for so long.
Politics / Re: Atiku Shocked By Nigeria’s Debt Profile, Says Nation In Financial Crisis by kodemann: 11:55pm On Jun 16, 2020
We hear you. Laying groundwork for his next announcement. You cannot contest again. Go and rest with the monies you have stolen for so many years.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Groan, Protest DSTV/GOTV Tariff Increase by kodemann: 11:30pm On May 31, 2020
Nigerians can fight over nonsense.

DSTV is a private business and can fix prices as they want. The protest should be against the Nigerian government that aids and abets criminal monopoly by not taking action to create an environment for healthy competition in the sector.

Sorry Nigerians, until you wake up, you will keep getting fkcd by this company where the sun don't shine.

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Career / Re: Chevron To Sack 6,750 Staff by kodemann: 11:25pm On May 31, 2020
Jokerman:
This is rubbish .. must they sack??

@jokerman. Help them pay the salaries nah. Keyboard idiot like you typing nonsense.
Religion / Re: Lockdown: There Will Be A Lot Of Babies - Adeboye Says, Speaks On COVID-19 Death by kodemann: 11:23pm On May 31, 2020
So this is a prophecy? That people pay 10% of their salaries for? People are stupid if they cannot figure this out themselves. Of course if you keep sexually matured men and women locked in together for extended periods, you expect higher pregnancy rates.

We need brains in Nigeria. Wake up people.
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie: Social Distancing In Church Is Like Blasphemous Infidelity by kodemann: 11:19pm On May 31, 2020
...says an idiot who has been married and divorced many times. Stupid men of business. Not men of God in any way or form.

By their fruit you shall know them - Jesus Christ

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Politics / Re: Thread On The Snipers Of The Nigerian Army (Pictures) by kodemann: 9:35pm On May 24, 2020
The very first series of photos appears like dane guns (shakabula) used for hunting by local hunters. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by kodemann: 2:42am On May 01, 2020
*Unpopular Opinion*

The probability of getting electrocuted while charging your phone is less than 1 in 1,000,000. This because phone chargers are simply RC rectifier circuits that use very little voltage to charge your phone. Even if the insulation of your cable is compromised, there is almost no chance of getting electrocuted because there isn't simply enough voltage for you to feel a thing.
Sadly, this event will further contribute to folks carrying the fake news that phones in use while charging is a danger. False. The biggest risk from charging your phone comes not from the charger but the Li-ion battery itself as demonstrated by Samsung a few years back. A bad battery will explode faster than a charger will kill you.

*What needs to happen is this:*
The police (if they exist) needs to investigate this death thoroughly. I don't like the story, sounds like a load of horse shit.

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