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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 4:15pm On Jan 25, 2013
is mikel fit for this match? methinks he deliberately passes to the opponents
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by Koikoi(m): 9:16pm On Jan 24, 2013
rafhell:

You must be Sick!!!
Better go and examine your skull for fracture.

Seriously, I'm very fine and in love. btw why can't I love who I want, wanna make a choice for me?
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by Koikoi(m): 9:16pm On Jan 23, 2013
Patience Ozokwo. That woman gives me something to think about each time I see her. I love that babe tooooooooooooooo mucccccccccccccch. I can wed her over and over again. She's too too much. I'm blowing her a kiss right now. If I can only just touch her. meen, I'm on fire already
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 9:00pm On Jan 21, 2013
yarodin:

U are just as useless like your super chickens. Waka Shege

How can you call Nigeria useless when I'm a Nigerian. Go look for your own alien country. Don't call my GOD given country useless
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:57pm On Jan 21, 2013
chreld_b: i cant believe this! How I go take sleep this night?

We have seen worse things. I'm watching this match with ma gen. Can it be worse than that. Me? I go sleep soundly No shaking. The boys shud even come home early to avoid UN-necessary tension cool

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:53pm On Jan 21, 2013
yarodin: Nigeria is Useless

You are useless

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:52pm On Jan 21, 2013
1:1
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:51pm On Jan 21, 2013
Why wasn't any Nigerian ref in this competition anyway?
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:50pm On Jan 21, 2013
We will surprise this ref anyway!
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:47pm On Jan 21, 2013
Mikel shud concentrate on the mid field and forget abt trying to score. Its not in his nature to
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Koikoi(m): 8:41pm On Jan 21, 2013
chiswaggs: This ref has not been fair at all.

You speak ma mind
Food / Re: What Food Makes You Purge? by Koikoi(m): 6:07pm On Jan 10, 2013
mine? simple. Mr. Bigg's salad
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by Koikoi(m): 4:20pm On Dec 20, 2012
according to her, all men are mor0ns. Her father is a man, therefore her father is a mor0n. Come to think of it she said she's single again. How many times has she been married before.

WARNING: Men beware of this one. She's bad news calling her dad a mor0n.SMH
Politics / Re: Fashola Arrests Policeman Riding Okada On Restricted Road. by Koikoi(m): 9:16am On Nov 30, 2012
360command: Inspector Okoro, Fashola don seize your bike,kon still arrest Sani join.

Remain Adebola
Health / Re: Stammering Is Killing Me - I Can't Even Talk To A Woman - Please Advice by Koikoi(m): 1:51am On Nov 11, 2012
guy, you have to slow down, I mean real slow. I remember when I was in primary and secondary school, mehn, fighting was all I do in school everyday. Why? what I can't say with my mouth, I say it with my fist. There were words I don't dare. When reading figures, I jump the number 3, no how hard the Teacher tries to force me to pronounce 3, I would stubbornly refuse. When trying to say anything, I look around for anybody laughing and fighting starts. at home, same story. My Dad, very wise. he never asks what the problem was each time I fight and he never allow anyone to do same. Why? the real fight starts when the other guy starts telling lies against me right in my presence, knowing full well I can't deny them, cos I can't talk. but today, you won't believe I'm a stammerer except I'm angry. so, I control my anger and emotions in whatever I do. You must slow down, be very calm when about to speak. learn to control your emotions. With constant practice, you'll be amazed at yourself. I have a friend for over three years now who never knew I was a stammerer till recently when I tried to speak in anger. My guy, control it don't let it control you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Completes Signing Of Thierry Henry On Loan by Koikoi(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2012
Anoruo: what are we doing with this man again shocked, i dont think we still need Henry

what do you expect from a club that heading to the abyss? Anyway, how old is Thierry Henry now? SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Shakhtar Donetsk 3 - 2 On 7th November 2012 by Koikoi(m): 11:21pm On Nov 07, 2012
Chelsea was just fantastic tonite. Omo, I Love Chelsea die
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: New Seating Arrangement For Exams by Koikoi(m): 11:12am On Nov 06, 2012
what if it starts raining in the middle of the exams?

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Sports / Re: AWC 2012: Nigeria Vs Cote D' Ivoire (3 - 1) On Saturday November-4-2012 by Koikoi(m): 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2012
which station can I watch it pls?
Religion / Re: Has Anybody Here Ever Seen A Ghost? by Koikoi(m): 1:22pm On Oct 28, 2012
seen a ghost. That's fairy. Don't believe in ghosts and so, can't see them. Are they human? Do they exists?
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of Python Killed In A Flooded House In Yenagoa by Koikoi(m): 11:29pm On Oct 19, 2012
didadavid:

Do you eat snakes, hook me up, I eat snakes too. Have someone who supplies me.

hook me up. can't wait to eat that sweet looking reptile. my mouth waters!
Music/Radio / Re: Lessons To Learn From Tonto Dikeh’s Music Adventure by Koikoi(m): 11:25pm On Oct 19, 2012
anybody pls, can I hear the song?
Crime / Re: Mother Of Lloyd (One Of The UNIPORT 4) Expresses Shock by Koikoi(m): 11:42am On Oct 09, 2012
I'm dumbfounded. I cannot speak! Broad daylight just turned dark for the families of these young men. How can one see a video such as this about a loved one? God is on the throne and will give his judgement. I still do not believe that man can be this evil. Water and fire will not wash the hands of these barbaric beasts. They shall know no peace all the days of their lives and in death they will perpetually be burnt for this is the curse they have put on their own heads! PAIN shall remain their companion
Religion / Re: Your Thoughts On Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Church by Koikoi(m): 2:58pm On Sep 22, 2012
Choose you whom thou shall serve. Pls, do not criticize the choice of other people for at the end we shall all reap the fruits of the choices we made, good or evil.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Agrees To Reverse N5000 Note Plan by Koikoi(m): 9:07pm On Sep 19, 2012
Ile-Ife:
[size=15pt]Just because this guy listens to and considers all quarters does not make a fool. Nigerians want a beast and i pray God gives them one.[/size]

softly, softly. I pray GOD would not punish us because of the many idi0ts on this forum
Politics / Re: FG Endorses N5000 Note Introduction by Koikoi(m): 12:39pm On Sep 05, 2012
When Soludo tried re-decimalization of the naira, he was cut down by the late Yar adua. Why can't Goodluck do the same?
Career / Re: The Relevance Of Lawyers In The Development Of Nigeria? by Koikoi(m): 6:36pm On Sep 04, 2012
I'm a Lawyer, trouble is my work.

saw the above written on a sticker in a guys car the other day and wonder if he was afraid of trouble, otherwise that was a negative ad.
Politics / Re: A LASTMA Official 'Arresting' A Driver ( Pic) by Koikoi(m): 4:06pm On Aug 31, 2012
akpanbaba: Folks Danfo drivers should be treated this way.You dont have to blame Fashola because Danfo drivers are possessed.

I must agree with you here. These Danfo Driver are nothing but wicked devils behind the wheels. They are all accidents that must happen! They are the boko haram of lagos

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Literature / Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by Koikoi(m): 12:31am On Aug 24, 2012
[size=20pt]UTM![/size]
Politics / Re: Five Policemen Arrested For Improper Dressing by Koikoi(m): 11:26am On Aug 21, 2012
Spirit96: HERE IS MY SUGGESTION 2 IGP, THEN U WILL HV GALLANT NPF:
1. LET UR BOYS BE FULLY KITTED
2 LET THEM BE ADEQUATELY EQUIPPED
3. LET THEIR WELFARE BE ENHANCED
4. LET THEM BE TRAINED N RETRAIN
5. LET THEM BE REGIMENTED
6. LET THEM BE WELL ORIENTED.
WITH DIS, THERE'S NO NEED 2 INDULGE IN A HACULLEEN JOB OF ARREST.

This 6-point agenda still wont work in an environment like ours where the average policeman or woman believes that they are ogas to the rest of us. They need a complete re-orientation. The present crop of policemen are corrupt and untraineable! what we need is a complete revolution of the whole system
Phones / Re: Cosmic Ray: Did You Switch-Off Your Phone Last Night by Koikoi(m): 12:40pm On Aug 16, 2012
Babaofor: I dey craze?

YES
Nairaland / General / Re: Public Bus Crushed By Train In Ikeja (Pic) by Koikoi(m): 8:38pm On Aug 15, 2012
If that dude can face a train, imagine what would happen when he faces another car on the road. just imagin it!

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