nne3870: when i was young my aunt adds little garri to make soup thicker if watery esp bitterleaf or oha, so oneday d cocoyam i bought was not enough 4 d onugbu soup and instead of asking 4 d quantity 2 add i went 2 fetch a cup of garri, poured everythn. Low d soup was even thicker than d eba i made...lol, u can imagne d beating i recievd after a whole pot of soup went in2 d bin.

Delafruita:
rotflmao

Emmy9ite: Hehehe.....shez feeling her boy through the pix. Its possible the guy is abroad,she just wants a picture of her and the husband.

airbender: Did he die?

chief batiatus:

@gbadexy, please check your spellings eg using there instead of their etc. Better still go back to schiool and get good education if at all your retarded mind will allow. You and local people like you are lonely or prone to loneliness becos you have nothing productive to do with your time. try and mix up with enlightened people too, it will help you

ekt_bear: Snoring

Michael Manyeza: DEAR READERS, I'M GONNA TRY AND GIVE THIS TO YOU SIMPLY, AND I'LL TOUCH DELIVERANCE, THE LORD'S PRAYER, THE BLOOD OF JESUS,PREACHING AGAINST SIN AND M.ASTURBATION.
1)DELIVERANCE
DELIVERANCE MEANS REDEEMING SOMETHING FROM SOMEWHERE WHERE IT WAS "NOT SUPPOSED TO BE". IF YOU FIND THAT THING THERE AGAIN,IT'S EITHER IT WANTS TO BE THERE OR IT RETURNED BECAUSE IT THINKS YOU STOLE IT WHEN IN ACTUAL FACT IT BELONGS THERE. JESUS SUFFERED, DIED,DESCENDED, RESSURRECTED AND ASCENDED. THIS COMPLETE PROCESS DELIVERED MANKIND FROM CORRUPTION. NOW IF MANKIND IS FOUND TO STILL EXIST IN THE MENTALITY THAT THEY ARE STILL HEADED FOR CORRUPTION, SHOULD WE SAY THEY ARE NOT DELIVERED OR SHOULD WE SAY THEY LACK WISDOM. BY ONE MAN MANKIND LOST GLORY AND BY ONE MAN, MANKIND GOT HIS GLORY BACK THE BIBLE SAYS SO. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN MORE ON THIS TO YOU?NO I DO NOT THINK SO
2) THE LORD'S PRAYER WAS NOT ONLY EXAMPLARY OF HOW WE OUGHT TO PRAY, BUT WHAT TO PRAY FOR INDEED. NOW JESUS PRAYED GIVING AN EXAMPLE OF PRAYER AND INCLUDED THE THINGS TO PRAY FOR "AT THAT TIME", IS SO HARD TO REALISE WHAT HE MEANT?? OK LETS DO IT TOGETHER "OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN HEAVEN, HOLLOWED BE YOUR NAME THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH............I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT ALL BUT FROM THIS EXCERT COMES MY POINT. JESUS WAS EXALTING THE FATHER WHICH WE CAN STILL SAY IN OUR PRAYERS AT OUR ERA. BUT IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANT WHEN HE SAID "THY KINGDOM COME" THEN YOU'D KNOW WHAT PASTOR CHRIS MEANT. THE BIBLE SAYS, "SEEK YE THE KINGDOM" OF GOD GOD AND EVERYTHING ELSE SHALL BE ADDED UNTO YOU. JESUS IS TALKING OF SOMETHING CALLED THE KINGDOM OF GOD THAT MAN OUGHT TO SEEK AND TAKE POSSESSION OF. THIS IS CLEARLY NOT HEAVEN, BUT IT'S A KINGDOM BELONGING TO A PLACE CALLED HEAVEN. A KINGDOM HAS GOT PEOPLE IN IT AND THE PEOPLE LIVE A LIFESTYLE APPROVED BY THE KING. THE KING RULES HIS KINGDOM LEST HE BE OVERTHROWN BY ANOTHER. JESUS IS SAYING WE SHOULD LOOK FORWARD TO A WAY OF LIFE WHICH GOD HAS APPROVED AND WANTS. NOW ONCE YOU ARE BORN AGAIN, YOU HAVE THE LIFE OF GOD IN YOU ,YOU ARE NOW PART OF THAT KINGDOM, SIMPLE AS THAT. THATS WHAT JESUS MEANT WHEN HE SPOKE OF THE KINGDOM AS HE SAID HIS PRAYER. NOW PASTOR CHRIS MEANT THAT THIS PART OF THE LORD'S PRAYER WAS NECCESSARY BEFORE JESUS' DIED, BUT AFTER HE DIED HE GAVE US THE KINGDOM AND IT'S UP TO US TO ACCEPT IT OR NOT,SO OUR PRAYER SHOULD GO LIKE, THANK YOU FOR I'M ENJOYING THE KINGDOM. I BEG NOT TO GO FURTHER, I'VE BEEN SUCCINCT ENOUGH.
3)ABOUT THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS'
IT'S RELEVANTS IS IN THAT HIS BODY WAS BROKEN FOR YOU AND HIS BLOOD SHED FOR YOUR SINS TO BE CLEANED. COME ON PEOPLE, THIS IS MORE LIKE DELIVERANCE. JESUS' BLOOD WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CLEANSING OF YOUR NOW WHITE SOULS AND IT WAS DONE ONCE AND ONCE I REPEAT. THE SINS WHERE CLEANSED ONCE AND NEVER TWICE OR THRICE OR WHATEVER NUMBER OF TIMES BUT ONCE.AFTER THE BLOOD CAME THE "NAME" WOOOOOOOOO, NOW I SOUND LIKE I'M PREACHING.LET ME MAKE YOU REFER THIS TIME PHILLIPIANS 2:10, IT'LL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THE NAME. THE SAME NAME USED BY PAUL AND THE APOSTLES, NOT THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD DOESN'T PUT AWAY IGNORANCE, BUT IT PUTS YOU IN A POSITION FOR THE NAME TO WORK IT'S WONDERS. NOONE COULD DECLARE THAT HE IS RICH IN JESUS' NAME BEFORE JESUS DIED AND SEE IT COME TO BE (SAVE FOR THE APOSTLES, BUT I WONT TALK OF THAT NOW), WHY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SO DIRTY IN SINS,BUT HIS BLOOD MADE US CLEAN AND WE WERE PUT IN A POSITION OF POWEE TO USE THE NAME OF JESUS. SO FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, THE BLOOD OF JESUS HAS GOT EVERTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SOULS BEING WHITE AS SNOW, BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH CHASING DEMONS OR DEVILS , GET IT.
3)PREACHING AGAINST SIN
IS BUT ONE OF THE MOST UNWISE THINGS TO DO. JESUS SAID GO YE THEREFORE AND PREACH THE GOSPEL TO ALL LANDS. THE GOSPEL OF "SIN" NOOOOO A BIG NOOO.BUT THE GOSPEL OF LIFE. NOW WHAT HAS SIN GOT TO DO WITH WHAT JESUS WANTS. YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY HE NAMED IT THE GOSPEL OF LIFE OR THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT HE DIDN'T WANT THE SIN IN THE WORLD. SO WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY TIME ON TELLING SOMEONE NOT TO STEAL WHEN THEY ALREADY KNOW IT'S BAD. BUT INSTEAD I SHOULD HELP THEM KNOW ON HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES HAPPILY EVERYDAY. EXAMPLE IF YOU ENTER A DARK ROOM THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS LIGHT IT UP. YOU KNOW IT'S DARK BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIGHT,SO YOU PUT ON THE LIGHT, SIMPLE. I WONT SAY MUCH BECAUSE IT'S STUPID TO PREACH SIN, IT'S LIKE GOING ROUND IN CIRCLES.
4)NOW ON M.ASTURBATION.
WHEN PASTOR CHRIS TALKED OF THIS I KNEW SILLY MINDS WILL SAY THINGS THAT THEY SAID, BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTAND THINGS ONLY TO A CERTAIN CARNAL LEVEL AND THAT'S IT BOOM, THEY WONT THINK NO MORE.PASTOR CHRIS DID SAY M.ASTURBATION IS NOT A SIN, AND THAT'S A TRUTH. HE DIDN'T SAY FORNICATION AND LUSTS ARE NOT SINS. IF YOU ARE TO REPLAY THE VIDEO PASTOR CHRIS CLEARLY SAYS "M.ASTURBATION ON IT'S OWN IS NOT AS SIN".AND ALL THAT HE SAID WAS BIBLICALLY.HE SAID WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AND NOTHING ELSE. PEOPLE ARE MENTIONING FORNICATION AND LUST ETC. ALL THESE HE DIDN'T SAY ARE GOOD BUT WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE BAD BECAUSE THE BIBLE MENTIONS THEM TO BE SO.NOW CAN YOU SAY TWO MARRIED PEOPLE PERFOMING THE ACT ON EACH OTHER ARE SINNING??FOOD FOR THOUGHT,USE THE BIBLE AND NOTHING ELSE. AND AS FAR AS CHRISTIANS SHOULD BELIEVE IS WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS AND NOT WHAT THEIR OPINIONS SAY OK.HOPE YOU GOT ME.

Jasmine Jetz: D worst is peeling unripe plantain,it is so strong,it gets into ur fingernails and leaves ur hand dirty and gummy,even if u watch ur hands wit groundnut oil and omo,ur hands are stil gummy.I reali hate dat plantain

Blackbody20: Wise word you are damn right my brother.

dowjones:


gbagaun buruku !

hardbody: The sexiest thing has been reading all the sexy lines and knowing most of them to be wishes

Okija_juju:

All except using meat to eat eba..

Also


1. Hide my share of anything that was given to us, wait for others to finish theirs and then slowly eat mine.

4. Always waited to clear my fathers plate after eating so that I can grab the last remaining piece of meat in it.

10. Made Totems from Tigerhead batteries and Bic Pen covers.



11. Knelt in the backseat of the car facing back and making faces at the following car behind.
12. Used my Chruch offering money to buy Ice Cream after church and eat so fast before my daddy came out and caught me.
13. Used to play this game in school were we put one sock inside the other and use it as a weapon during break.

king ebuka: ( bt be patience because u don't know what God have for u next time)

Mr.chippychappy:



SMH no paragraphs . My advice : Don't be afraid of the ENTER button on your keyboard . OK!

swtchicgurl:

you ain't any better! Tomorrow's Leaders