loma:

See how people dey rush Omoba for better thing! If we fit rush enter floor like that, who says we cannot pursue the bears comot?

But na to focus on the stocks wey I get first, once we don comot bears for those ones, we will then move to yours. I promise!

Whether him be Obama in disguise sef  

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@Omoba

at hotmail dot co dot uk

Thanks!!!!

*double post,sorry*

Nice one @loma  

And,going by the "Greater Fool's" Theory,I guess that guy was "the Fool","the Greater Fool" and "the Greatest Fool" 

loma:

As them no gree make we post picture, enjoy this!


One afternoon an agbero stockbroker was cold calling potential CICOers about a stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really fly said the broker. It's currently only trading at N1 a share."

"Buy me 1000 shares," said the client. The next day the stock had jumped to N2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right about that stock, I'd like to buy 5000 more shares."

The following day the client looked in the paper and the stock had skyrocketed to N4. The client ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares," said the client.

"Wonderful!" said the broker. The following day the client looked in the paper and the stock had reached N9.

Deciding to take advantage of the huge profit he had made in just a few days(on advice from Pumping to lock in some profit), the client ran to the phone and told the broker, "Sell all my shares!"

The broker said, "To who? You were the only one buying that stock."

One more patient for Aktopgun

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loma:



The phrase Big Bang, used in reference to the sudden deregulation of financial markets, was coined to describe measures including the abolition of the distinction between stockjobbers and stockbrokers on the London Stock Exchange by the United Kingdom government in 1986.

This change in the rules of the London Stock Exchange occurred on 27 October 1986. Big Bang (never "the Big Bang" was so called because the abolition of fixed commission charges precipitated a complete alteration in the structure of the market. One of the biggest alterations to the market was the change from open-outcry to electronic, screen-based trading.

Other reforms were enacted at the same time, and it was the aggregation of the measures plus the expected increase in market activity that led to the event being called Big Bang.

See WIkipedia for more details

Open-outcry method.As seen in movies,the likes of "Trading Places"

Nigerians being effectively a loud and noisy bunch in open food markets,perhaps "open-outcry" method of trading on the floor might
make for more effective trading  

Especially with Agbero Broker  

And what's this "Big Bang" @loma?

Obviously cannot be the Universe's Origin you refer to

[size=14pt]S      a      l      u      t      e  !  ![/size]

                                   

loma:

@CrazyT,

Yeah, have seen easi's reply and contacted Seun. Hoping for something positive soon.

My hard-disk is already grumbling about cartoons that are lining up to be posted!


This reminds me of the great stock crash we had in em em em, remind me Samstone

Now,that's funny

Allow me,Samstone. . . . . . .em. . . the great stock crash which led to the great depression,that we feared back then in Yankee in 19??,em, 19. . .em. .

yodiyokun:

Aktopgun,

I am representing- What say you guys are we off to SMN?? or how far?

At least there is moderation goin on there!.

I'm game on that.Dont like moving house,though

faketan:

Please guys this my portfolio

Firstbank 1000000 units
Zenith 2000000 units
GTB 10, 000000 units
Oando 1 000 000
Chevron 1 000 000
ABC 20 000 000
Japaul 500 000
Transcorpse 50, 000 000
Afro oil 5 000 000
Wema 5 000 000

Wetin una wan make I do. Abeg Yodi and blueband make una help me manage am

@faketan

After this one,fake no fit remain for nairaland again.

Fake ti tan  

cheexy:

Krushh
Your apology has been accepted

@savylanre, loma, hhendric et all
Thanks guys

cheexy:

I saw that, lol

Off the hook!Savvy,Texas,hHendric,loma,guys. . . You made it easy for me.Thanks.

@Cheexy

No hard feelings

SavvyLanre:

cheexy never delete o, she still dey vex,
Krrush don enter trouble , make i add some more kerosine to the fire

@Cheexy go forgive,because she's[b] the[/b] pioneer Gurulette on our thread.That says she is seasoned,deep,mature,matronly

. . . . benevolent,voluminous,fantabulous. . . .

texas543:

Just delete it and she will do same too.

Roger.

cheexy:

Krrush i find that highly insulting.

In that case I appologise @cheexy.Didn't mean it literally in the least.

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*. . phew!*

Take goat across then return.

Now,take grass across and then return with with goat.

Next,take lion across and return alone.

Finally take goat across.

Chikena!

Mr. Risky:

All my riddles are always very simple, do not require analysis, so no one should be paralysed Once you answer this one, you can go and sleep. E bi like say all of us remaining now at this time, be bachelorsoooooooo


Your father has a child and your mother has a child, the child is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is s/he?

The child must be ME.

You didn't acknowledge the "option B)"as the correct answer,earlier

invisible!:

A very blind man was sitting beside a deaf/mute, begging for alms. A passer by dropped a big bill in the plate of the blind man, as the money was too big to be resisted, quickly the deaf/ mute snapped it up from the blind man's plate.

The blind man shouted 'you think I didn't see your hand'? 'just put that money down before I slap you'!

The deaf/mute asked, 'I thought you are blind'?

The blind man returned 'And I thought you were deaf and dumb'?

The passer by (a pastor) came back and said 'praise the lord, this is a double miracle'!

Why not let's say the pastor,who prior to the incident was Autistic,had also been cured!

Tripple miracle,abi?

Option B)

The lions haven't eaten for three years.

They most be dead already.

Mr. Risky:

Do you fly often?  You might find this interesting.  Even if you do not fly frequently, you might well relate to this.  In any case, just try give the correct answer here:

Now the tori,

"During the second republic in Nigeria, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Nigeria and Cameroun territories.  If you recall, the Bakassi issue was still on.   Anyway, during the flight, two of the engines failed.  The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine was also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure.  Unfortunately, the third engine failed before he had time to attempt an emergency landing, and off it went, nosedived and crashed beyond recognition at Bakassi.  Where were the survivors buried?"   A) Nigeria; B) Cameroun; C) Bakassi.

". . .crashed beyond recocnition"

No survivors' bodies to bury.

Wait a minute!"Survivors" mean "alive"

THERE WERE SURVIVORS,BUT THEY WEREN'T BURIED

Royal purple

Quote from @WanajO

wanaj0:

[size=30pt]For all the FEUDING PARTIES, let there be a CEASE FIRE now PLEASE.

All offended parties should FIND grace in their hearts to FORGIVE. Don't let us create the impression that we cannot sustain anything GOOD.

For all those offended, accept my unreserved apology!!!!!!! We must not try to kill this thread. Let's celebrate the 700 Club (sorry 700 pages) with style!!!![/size]

faketan:

haha,Trans[b]corpse[/b],na wetin remain.

O.k.! @faketan,na now I just see say na corpse you talk sef.

Even Bears go fear dat one.Dem be correct carnivore poacher.

Na de scavengers go fit chop deadibody oh!

Na Hyeina and Vulture dem go fit chop transcorpse oh!


Na joke a nak oh!For those wey dey Transcorp.

faketan:

haha, Transcorpse, na wetin remain.

Tra. .Tra. .wetin?

See Trap. See Trap ooh,for we poachers.

faketan:

haha Krrush,

I hear you

Hear me ke?

You no even see me sef.To poach na stealthy stealthy business. _{wetin this nairaland people chop remain sef.}

              

faketan:

Walahi talahi
wetinde hafen for NSE don taya me

kwuma First bank don lose £3 today. This one na NSE liphe.

this[b] bears, bears, them no even gree wait for day break.
Haba[/b]

They poach at night.

Like me. [quote][/quote]

Naijadr:

you know the more we post about these issues the more they remain. Bivins many agree with u, but notice that pumping didnt deem it worthy of a lengthy post least we deviate again. Plus Napolean deal was 2 weeks+ ago, lets let sleeping dogs lie o

That said who is on the Dunlop train?
and who dropped off the ABC bus at Ore? anyone else dropping off at Benin?? Me na across River Niger I go follow am go o!

@NaijaDr

I get jealous when I keep reading excited posts about these short train journeys;quick stops and hop overs.

Even your R T Briscoe hint,I didn't take.

It's like me,I'm on this long 2-vessel boat cruise(UBA and Diamond-all of my folio) across the Transatlantic;Captains have abandond both ships with all of its luggage and passangers,and we seem to be headed for the Bermuda Triangle  

I exaggerate sha.

bivins1:

Ladies and gentlemen
I don't post a lot but i learn a lot from this forum and in my last forum i explained why i don't do that because i am still learning the ropes. However i must say certain things in this forum doesnt make me happy. We are all here to make Money and this forum should not denigrate to calling people name. I know we are btorugh up from a country with a very rich culture and respect. However too we must call a spade a spade sometimes . we come from a country where we think the old people can never do wrong. don't misunderstand . I respect the elders a lot but we must reciprocate the respect . The way we are brought, if a child misbehaves in present of an elder we take it upon ourselves to "descend " on that child to the extent that elder will be begging for the child . Its only a shame that some elders think they know everything which is wrong. What was done to Elder napolean that has not been done to Pumping, wanajo, aktopgun, windywendysam, 4stone,. if blueband annoyed Napoleon and blueband offered an apology and Elder Napoleon would not accpt it what kind of an elder is that? if blueband was oga napoleon son, is that how he will react?
If you can't accept critism and you cannot forgive, you will not be forgiven
I hate it when People always attack pumping in this foum because that guy is a wonderful guy . Only half baked people will describe others as thin pocketed . It shows how bereft of ideas a person is when you start describing people that way.(money miss road) if you got millions nobody has come here to beg you for your money and for all i care your money is your money and don't mean anything to me
If you are an elder and you can't respect people, nobody will respect you . I will appreciate it better if you tell me why i should buy a stock rather than using underground means to corner allocations to yourself.
i no dey quick vex but i don now . see how enlightened people like aktopgun,easimoni ,grabdaloot,windy , blueband and so many other people to numerous to mention contribute to help everybody here and later you come back to call them names
I am beginning to respect that father of 2 guy. you remember how he left? he said he was very sure they were people here with multiple identity and i think he was right. he didnt stop posting. he only minimised the number of posts . I think that is a more sensible approach. father of 2 no dey vex no matter what and he has the comical way of putting thins across
sorry guys i don't mean to push this further and even though we have agreed to ignore such postings, some people need to be told the truth and maybe that will bring them to their sensing
Pumping I know say you know dey vex and you know a lot of people appreciate what you do for them. you no see as people begin drink panadol for the headache when winchcraft wan cause you. you will never walk alone and keep doing the good job

[size=13pt]The more things change,the more they remain the same [/size]

Suit yourself,greentree.

BTW,was only plucking your leaves with the "coventry" line.




Land'll soon be green

greentree:

Krrush your full of xxxx. why not go to euston station and jump on a fast train to coventry?

Don't do requests,sorry.