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9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'.

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows 98.

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.

7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."

4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.

2. You keep losing dates on left turns.

1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.

BY THE TIME YOU ARE PROMISING THE BOY YOU DONT KNOW THAT TIME AND YOU PROMSE HIM THAT YOU WQE MARRY HIM AND THE BOY IS DOING EVERY THING FOR YOU AND LATER BETRAYED THE BOY THAT IS WHY ALWAYS DISTURB YOU
YOU BETER DROP YOUR BABY AND AND LEAVE YOUR HBUSBAND AND GET MARRY WITH THE BOY BECAUSE THE BOY HAVE  BAD PLAN FOR YOU OKAY

i believe on that because one of my friend got one girl online till now they are still together may people have know them

hi people of the naira land i need your advice on this matter,
I WANT TO STEP INTO ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP NOW WHAT ARE THE THINGS I SHOULD BEWERE OF AND WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR THE GIRL AM TALKING ABOUT IMMEDIATELY SEX WITH HER SHOULD I DO THAT SO THAT THIS WOULD NOT BE LIKE THE FIRST GIRL OKAY

it because you dont know what happen this is want happen read this:-
how will u feel when your girl friend gets pregnant without you sleeping with her and since you started your realationship you never slept with her.
   This  is how we start the relationship, i saw the girl one day passing and i call her and she answer me and i told her that i love her but she tell me that did I know that she is a xtain and I is a muslim we stop that day.
the second day she agreeed, u know now  normal runs.
               she do come to my place and i neverknew what was inside of her.can u imagine she called d realationship quits n later came 2 apologise which i had no choice but 2 ascept her bak because i believe she was still her self(VIRGIN).
           unfotunately,i got d news that she was pregnant 4 an Igbo guy.i was heartbroken n was higly disappointed in her
    i need your opion guys what should i do.i'm very depressed now n i havnt seen her since then.please help me out.

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how will u feel when your girl friend gets pregnant without you sleeping with her and since you started ur realationship you never slept with her.
This is how we start the relationship, i saw the girl one day passing and i call her and she answer me and i told her that i love her but she tell me that did I know that she is a xtain and I is a muslim we stop that day.
the second day she agreeed, u know now normal runs.
she do come to my place and i neverknew wat was inside of her.can u imagine she called d realationship quits n later came 2 apologise which i had no choice but 2 ascept her bak because i believe she was still her self(VIRGIN).
unfotunately,i got d news dat she was pregnant 4 an Igbo guy.i was heartbroken n was higly disappointed in her
i need ur opion guys wat should i do.i'm very depressed now n i havnt seen her since then.pls help me out.