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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like To Date Scammers? by ladoy(m): 1:19am On Dec 31, 2008
A CHAIRMAN INDEED!!!! said it like one
WHAT EXCATLY IS THIS THREAD ASKING BOUT ANYWAY
WHY GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO MONEY? So f:::k::G DUMB

DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME?
Romance / Re: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by ladoy(m): 12:52am On Dec 31, 2008
stop this trash now!!! 
God go punish, punish you, punish your generation if you touch that girl.
you are too old for that child! angry,
WICKED MAN.
Romance / Re: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by ladoy(m): 12:39am On Dec 31, 2008
firstly i want you to undertand that there is really nothing you can do to rekindle the "love" of your patner if he intentionally chooses to withdraw it, trying would be similar to struggling desperately in hope of getting out of a quicksand - you will only sink faster.pschologically, the allure of the unknown sometimes makes us discredit the known, which has exposed its all to us and as such posses no secrets.This is usually the case with many guys that have leave their longtime seeethearts.

In the light of this, my advice would be to give him enough space to reflect upon the truly beautifull things about you-things he picked you for in the first place, and if there really is any love left for you in his heart he will miss you(as absence makes the heart grow fonder).But if not,babe, then maybe it really is time to move on (never seek for love where it doesnt exist).

But whateva you do never beg or bribe or coarse a drifting patner.IT IS PATETHIC and only proves that you were not worth it.(after all we only beg for things we dont have a right to have).
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Right Now? by ladoy(m): 3:43pm On Oct 21, 2008
no shoes, no pants, a black fitted swimming trunk that holds my buldge beautifully wink,and a black muscle top(im kinda macho) grin!
Romance / Re: What Women Look For In Men. by ladoy(m): 10:41am On Oct 03, 2008
obviously you
yemmyse:

What I want in men

1. Must be at least 6ft tall, suave and stunningly masculine.

2. must be learned and earning a 6 digit salary.

3. Must possess a heavy duty equipment between his legs. a min of 12 inches in length and must know how to use it,

4. Must be a caring, loving and God fearing christian.

5. Must not have a prior child or in debt.

6. Must not be more than 35 years of age.

7. Must be a neat freak

8. Must be ready to put my thoughts and ideas first.

9. Must be a believer in equality of sexes and the 50/50 rule.

10. Must be good with children.


Wape lepe

evidently you are still a mere child.
you shouldn't even be allowed to participate in this forum of elders and matured minds.
when you mature you surely will see things diffrently and am sure all these criteria will be reduced to one, he should just be a man.
Forum Games / Re: Between Your Legs: by ladoy(m): 10:36am On Oct 02, 2008
SHAI MY D=E=L=E DEY VEX OOO
Carefull ladies![color=#000099][/color][color=#550000][/
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by ladoy(m): 11:16am On Jun 23, 2008
I dont think licking of siliva could be anything sensual, if anything i think it'll put off the mood. i guess i'm just oldskool or something but i feel that theres a whole lot of hype about the act- in movies, novels and sorts so much so that we have  associated it(as we're being made to believe) to a paradox of pleasure-understandable, because we see and read about people french kissing and then stopping breathlessly at the evidently "estatic feeling" that it generated in them and then psychologically our subconscious registers that and then we tend to  develop a craving for it.

For me, i think i'm  just fine with conventional kissing and cuddling-what makes it special is the skill with which it is done. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Hi , This Is Yeancah by ladoy(m): 12:49pm On Jun 21, 2008
so yeancah, what imformed you to logon to this forum? seeking to increase soundcity followership via this means or possibly planning some kind of survey ? Really, i'm ok with just your name and your personality, which i'd think should be fun.

enjoy! you are most welcome! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by ladoy(m): 12:05pm On Jun 20, 2008
tongue

ran all the way back for a TONGUE!
Jokes Etc / Re: Che Make I Jump Down? by ladoy(m): 4:52pm On Jun 19, 2008
is this supposed to be a joke or something? undecided

what is the son doing encouraging his dad to jump to certain death. cry

but, undecided

wait,

i see,

hmnnnn, wink

the son must be akin or pawpaw grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need To Buy A Land by ladoy(m): 11:42am On Jun 19, 2008
@ post

bros, did you say ibadan?. well, hope you know what you doing!

heard the place is full of folks that curse for the pleasure of it, fight like titans, eat like mongrels , and most scary of all have the most terrible area boy gang in nigeria called "omo challenge".

well, i dont know how bout you but i personally wouldn't be seen a thousand miles of such a place!! wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Jesus And Terminator by ladoy(m): 11:00am On Jun 19, 2008
@clemcykul

yeah, fortunately or unfortunately thats the way of it.

hope i scared you!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Jesus And Terminator by ladoy(m): 10:16am On Jun 19, 2008
mohammed and the terminator?


so lucky you are dear, for being only on cyberlife. wink

chai, if say na real life!

then for don dey assemble jihad for you. grin

but then, who  knows if perchance you could be by some crazy skill be identified.!

aaah!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

watch your back!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Who Knows U Better: Mom Or Wife? by ladoy(m): 5:23pm On Jun 18, 2008
my mum knows i like amala + ewedu, red colour , football ,, etc


but you see, my wife"ll know i love gulder on a benson & hedges, going from behind after shes been on top, betting a qter of my income on chelsea games,,


so who ya think know me better
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For That Special Person by ladoy(m): 1:34pm On Jun 18, 2008
who no go like find intresting babe?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ladoy(m): 12:31pm On Jun 18, 2008
our pal afroxy, iice forming THH (too hot to handle) huh? cry

scared you poor guy off huh? cry

eya. take heart bwoi. if its any consolation, its been proven that such spitfire femmes are actually the ones that are usually the most "guy knocked out" afterall.

hmnn "iice" the name sure fits. tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: How Has Nairaland Changed Your Life? by ladoy(m): 10:05am On Jun 18, 2008
my word of advice to any whose a  job, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
keep saying yeah its so funny you cant stop laughing, so hysterical,  bla  bla bla

i sorry for you

one day
you'll find your ass fired,   

the cause?bet your boss'll write

"SYMPTOMS OF EARLY STAGE MEDULAR OBLAGATER DYSFUCTIONING. evident in sporadic outburts of hysterical laughing"

then nairaland would have really changed you life!!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Witch by ladoy(m): 4:59pm On Jun 17, 2008
Jeovy:

So witch dey fly?

person way mess na im dey first smell mess. why? guilty conscience . every body gree say whitch dey fly but wink winkyou still dey ask why? guilty conscience?
Jokes Etc / Re: gongo aso by ladoy(m): 4:51pm On Jun 17, 2008
chai see old man. i sabi say na naija palava.wen musician dey collect money bar,your work na wetin who send you.


brossssssssssss i sabi you!!!!!
i sabi you!!!!!!
i no sabi youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i sabi youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
grin grin grin grin grin grin smiley wink cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


chei i don dey craze

byebye
Literature / Re: Nigerian Artistes Than Can Pass As Poets by ladoy(m): 3:14pm On Jun 17, 2008
i think 9ice would definately take the crown.i mean thats for folks who have the patience and understanding to dicepher his traditional nigerian lyrics.

Unequalled poetry in english,pidgin and yoruba. i would have highlighted some of his lyrics but you guys should know only too well-seeing that his music rules in naija at the moment.plus i would risk diluting the strong lyrics.

9ice it is!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Why Dont Nigerian Babes Faint For Performing Artist As We See In Yankee? Eeh by ladoy(m): 9:32pm On Jun 16, 2008
chai naija babe!!!!!!!!!!!! una kai so na so una dey see am. joblessness!!!!!!!!!!!!
shocked
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Interested In 3d Animation Project? by ladoy(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2008
i thinks its just A FABOULOUS IDEA.i'd love to learn the science or art is it? of 3D designing could you give me ways i acquire such knowledge.i'm determined and very persistent i promise you it wont be waste of your time.
Celebrities / Why Dont Nigerian Babes Faint For Performing Artist As We See In Yankee? Eeh by ladoy(m): 4:48pm On Jun 16, 2008
i'm an underground artiste, and i keep wondering about this.which day one babe go just faint die for show because of artiste. i' serious o!!! them go just open teeth they clap if say they  like  u or curse  you if they dont.
even for d'banj and tuface i never hear say babe faint before.
se the babes no dey look  tv see as them dey do for yankee or are they too proud to express their affection for us?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by ladoy(m): 4:12pm On Jun 16, 2008
I'm not insinuating anything my dear. It just makes me laugh that u guys don't accept what you see. You meet a lady who has all the qualities u want in a lady except for the fact that she's big and she has a big tummy. You decide to go for someone with a slim body and flat tummy. Well, go for what you want. But remember, big protuding tummies doesnt make up a person ok?
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yes say it girl!!!



(but try using tianshi herbal ok)
wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Firstinlandbank Oooooooooooo! by ladoy(m): 2:43pm On Jun 16, 2008
Hey girl
U dey fear,abi u no write well ,try cool ur mind small

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