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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by LagosIkd(m): 11:08am On Sep 19, 2017
Osey investor_op

Lmao
Have you eaten today?.. no give urself unnecessary high bp.
Your investments n sweat o fight for you (only if u seff no yash outsider for the 6years) if you did... Comon goan sit down

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Celebrities / Re: Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji: Olamide's Son Grown Up And Handsome In New Photo by LagosIkd(m): 7:13pm On Sep 16, 2017
The pikin look like ViktorYBNL

Well, what do I know
They are both YBNL-ing... hehe
Car Talk / Re: Woman Receives Ford SUV As Birthday Gift (Photo, Video) by LagosIkd(m): 5:59pm On May 31, 2017
Wife wey do well well go see well well
.... Ford is bae still
Nairaland / General / Re: 10-Year-Old Boys Stunting On Unicycles In Bariga, Lagos (Video) by LagosIkd(m): 4:35pm On May 24, 2017
Reporting live from OriOkuta Agric.
Papas joint
Hahahahaha
I read rapport naija
I rep rapport naija
OP your head full ground

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Education / Re: Photos Of The University Of Ibadan Student Who Jumped To Her Death by LagosIkd(m): 9:14am On May 05, 2017
Ref
Tram
Molly
..... the caller gave her drugs, so the after party (inside room) go make sense
..... pomo boys
Politics / Re: Tony Anenih's Daughter Owns The Apartment Raided By EFCC - Sahara Reporters by LagosIkd(m): 2:32pm On Apr 13, 2017
Bizibi:
Now this.....abeg,it is better to face my Biz.

In the last piece the facility is owned by the former PDP chairman now anenih daughter owns it.....

Muazu - owns house
Ex NNPC lives I apt 2b
Apartment raided 7b belongs to aninihs daughter..

QED
Read the tweets again
Celebrities / Re: Dangote Dances As Davido Sings At His 60th Birthday (Pics, Video) by LagosIkd(m): 1:27pm On Apr 11, 2017
CplusJason:
Furck death, na poverty me I fear pass. cool


Happy birthday Aliko.
Where you put God?
Career / Re: Customs Remove HND Dichotomy, Promote 3487 Officers by LagosIkd(m): 9:17am On Apr 11, 2017
Bleep Uniform
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: The Lies In Stephanie Otobo's BBM Chat by LagosIkd(m): 11:01am On Apr 09, 2017
motherfucker:
the chance of such is very likely tend to zero. You know why? Let's assume they had a thing, which means all was going well with heightened excitements and you know when we are excited, keeping such records will be the last thing on our mind EXCEPT things turn sour. From going well to turning sour will take nothing less than 3 months. So,back dating is the key here.

You fucking a so called waterver wch one know one day the words he said may come in handy (blackmail)
You start screen munching from day1
My babe screegrab our chat just to have the memory later incase she changed phone
So bobo murtherfucker.. everything na debate
Culture / Re: "Three Wise Men" Storm Lagos Streets (Photos) by LagosIkd(m): 6:42pm On Apr 08, 2017
Lagos @ 50
Itesiwaju Eko, oun lo je wa logun

Ritual my behind
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Cheating Girlfriend, Brings Along The Guy She’s Cheating With by LagosIkd(m): 11:11am On Apr 06, 2017
Talk2Bella:
grin this is really silly and funny

here I am wondering why people cheat tho how do y'all do it I can't even chat with 2 people at once I'd keep sending messages meant for the other to the other loool

Ah ahn
Aunty small small na in person dey turn Liar Muhamedat o

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Vera Sidika Before And After She Bleached Her Skin by LagosIkd(m): 10:27am On Apr 05, 2017
Benbisco:
Hmmm! Artificial everything! Complexion, butt, boobs, all fake ! Yet some people will term her HOT!

Too much sauce seff
grin
Crime / Re: Notorious Robber 'Ability' Rearrested After Escaping From Court In Calabar.PICS by LagosIkd(m): 10:19am On Apr 05, 2017
SirJeffry:
So even a Police Commissioner doesn't know the difference between SUVs and the brand name "JEEP"?

Pathetic. undecided
smiley cheesy ah ahn someone's daddy cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Mayowa Nicholas Is The New Face Of Calvin Klein (Photos) by LagosIkd(m): 4:47pm On Apr 03, 2017
pxjosh:
How your interest take epp her? undecided
Haha
RKO
Celebrities / Re: Before & After Photos Of Our Beloved 5kbae by LagosIkd(m): 11:50am On Apr 03, 2017
It's the hair tho
Braids just don't go well with her forehead. The short hair (twitter avi) fit perfect.
I don't see anything diff part from tht
Even the camera used in the R2tv photo can also be a factor.
Don't be too quick to judge
Politics / Re: DG Of The NTDC, Folorunsho Coker Smoking A Cigar (Video, Photo) by LagosIkd(m): 10:51pm On Apr 02, 2017
Uncle Folly Coker
Fathers son
Brain behind One Lagos Concert/movement
Right man for the job
Celebrities / Re: Davido Romances South African Lady After Clubbing (Photos, Video) by LagosIkd(m): 11:59am On Apr 01, 2017
Arthurwinner:
wit his voice like shit and his line wack

Udonminit

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by LagosIkd(m): 11:16pm On Mar 29, 2017
Funny when I see post where girls dey humble men to boys... wey una never marry gan.
1) man the bleep up
2) Mary go round
3) replace
4) lavish money on her
...... love s overrated btw.. go for compatibility nd perseverance
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by LagosIkd(m): 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2017
pweeryambre:


what about "VeerZara" if you into Indian movie...u will love this one... a couple in love and promised to marry then parted ways, the guy gets ready and goes to search for the lady only to somehow to get lucked up over mistaken identity or so and then spend a whooping 22years later in jail.
when he was finally released, he was so old and yet still continued to look for his Lady love and still found her waiting.
Damn!

grin off to look for it like it's a Doctorate degree

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by LagosIkd(m): 5:26pm On Mar 27, 2017
oviejnr:
The Bollywood movie, with a young boy suffering from Dyslexia (Like stars on Earth) sad cry

Oh... yeah.. I remember ds one
#teambolly

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by LagosIkd(m): 5:23pm On Mar 27, 2017
Michellla:
3 Idiots: The most emotional scene here was when Raju tries to commit suicide and Rancho and Farhan go running to save him.
That,followed by the scene when he has recovered from coma.

Raju chanchadad
Also when joey lobo died from suicide...

My most emotional movie (not to tears)
1) khabi kushi khabi gham.... for days (when the brother met, the Mama felt it and ran downstairs to the door.. many scenes o. When the papa chase am nko, or wen the housekeeper old lady realise na the young son dey deir house.... infact I dey go watch am again
2) My Name is khan (when the boy died, nd the mother sent khan on irin ajo are mabo.lol

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Conversation Between A Man & His Ex-Girlfriend Who Cheated On Him by LagosIkd(m): 12:26pm On Mar 27, 2017
SuperSuave:
"Bye bruh" grin o dun were


Wy u con thief my line na cheesy cheesy
Bruh still want sympathy chats
Weak female men oshi
Family / Re: Mother's Day: Share Those Annoying Things Your Mum Used To Do You Now Appreciate by LagosIkd(m): 12:15pm On Mar 27, 2017
My strory

Me: Dad
Dad: Yes boy


Me: Mom
Mom: Yes
Me: Where s dad

Me: Dad
Dad: My Man
Me: mom left when I was what age?

Mom: Son
Me: *looks around* Dad
Dad: My Ni88a

#end #dadismymom
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by LagosIkd(m): 5:44pm On Mar 22, 2017
enshi:
Have been dating my gf for six months now and for real i love her...
She is a banker and we met at the bank too... And sincerely she is pretty..

The issue at hand is she is always changing her dp on whatsapp and she keeps uploading selfies on fb and i am beginning to think she is seeking attention or trying to impress someone cos she is quite aware i dont like it.. ..

I have discussed it over with her more than four times yet she keeps doing this and has vowed never to stop ... As i write this piece 9:17AM she has changed her whatsapp dp twice ( one pic this morning at the office and the other one she had Before leaving the house).. We dont stay in same state though

Pls i need mature conttibutions on what and how exactly to tackle this and what could probably be the reason behind this

One question pls, don't be offended.. Do you have a job? I mean are you engaged productively?
Politics / Re: FG Has Challenged Us To Deliver South East –APC by LagosIkd(m): 9:53am On Mar 21, 2017
Esseite:
Are any of the already Apc states in a better shape aside Lagos?...

You put up good and great model states and watch other long to join..

Obiono asked okorocha.."since you have been in Apc, what has been the outstanding remark in Imo state"?

Security - non Apc states are most peaceful and less dramatic..
Economy - your guess is as good as mine..



Like Rivers... Cross River (Calabar)
Hate makes one look stupid sometimes
Pun intended
Romance / Re: Advice For Single Successful Guys by LagosIkd(m): 10:14am On Mar 19, 2017
BoleynDynaSTY:
lol so your point is that pretty girls aren't wife materials but the ugly ones are? cheesy.... Oya guys over to y'all

Hehehe. Wch one you dey for seff
As for me nd my success, na beauty n brain we follow.
Ugly n character can wait for the guy below me.
I go humble any babe, I no wan knw whr u learn ur character from. Na today

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by LagosIkd(m): 5:39pm On Mar 18, 2017
March 14. Lagos
Romance / Re: Ex-Boyfriend Shares Girlfriend's Nudes On Facebook. Nigerians Blast Him by LagosIkd(m): 8:56am On Mar 18, 2017
Buharimustgo:
Childish character, all this useless boys keep making things very difficult for genuine guys from obtaining nudes for their fun

Ha ha... can relate to tht painment
Politics / Re: Photos Of Hameed Ali Answering Questions In The Senate Today by LagosIkd(m): 5:42pm On Mar 16, 2017
eph123:


There are rules in every society and organisation. If he cannot abide by the stated rules (which have existed before him by the way), he should feel free to step down.

Show us where in the Customs act tht the CG must wear the uniform or a crime if he doesn't.... if the rules and constitution has tht loop hole.. then he's justified.

Note: he was appointed not promoted from customs rank (civil service)
Bt all in all there nothing wrong to wear the uniform, only tht na retired soldier.. we shuld respect tht too (to pple who know deir crase)
You appointed him cos he's capable not slaying uniform.. when Nigeria has solved most of its problem den petty things like ths can be given attention. Head of Lasman for lagos na retired police, he no dey wear deir 4x4 na... nd no bruhaha with assembly.
Senate mad

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Car Talk / Re: 2017 Jaguar Xf Premium: A Joy To Behold by LagosIkd(m): 1:08pm On Mar 07, 2017
Earth2Metahuman:
Okay

Nothing special

Prefer big daddy
Hahaha...
Just say you like your car
TV/Movies / Re: Kemen Sexually Harassed Tboss - Payporte Releases Statement by LagosIkd(m): 12:44am On Mar 06, 2017
DarkRebel101:


I was giving you the benefit of the doubt before, but now I know beyond peradventure that you are the very exemplification of a fine buffoon. A mental oyster at the very best is what you are; and the scope of your intelligence could sit comfortably on the head of the world's tiniest pin.

If you think a woman walking the streets garbed in a provocative attire is the same thing as a woman who willingly bored her way into a man's bed whilst in the buff, then I can only suggest that you institute a lawsuit against all who ever taught you in the primary and secondary school which you attended.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I must say, the monies spent by your parents on your education has gone down the plughole.

Why! Why! Just why bro...
I have something I want to gift you.... MERCY
'just have it bro' grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (1 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by LagosIkd(m): 4:41pm On Mar 04, 2017
Godhead4:
Could remember when Bournemouth were thrashing arsenal 3-0 earlier this season and we(arsenal) bounced back, making it 3-3 .

At least, I was happy with my club that we could recollise like that. But this shameless Man U go score 1 goal come allow Bournemouth recollise and then, refuse to score again.

RECOWHAT?!
Leave the TV bro...just take a walk outside and think about how your english tutorial teacher gon feel seeing this.
BTW it's Equalise or with a 'z'... any goes

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