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 Nairaland / General / Re: For Seun Osewa by laideo(f): 10:49am On Jan 26, 2010 |
OH YEAH, holla at xschoolnerd@gmail.com or on facebook its very important. |
| Nairaland / General / For Seun Osewa by laideo(f): 10:43am On Jan 26, 2010 |
SEUN WHATS UP ITS LAIDE (EXSCHOOLNERD) I NEED TO DISCUSS SOME STUFF WITH YOU, COULDNT FIND AN EMAIL ADDRESS TO CONTACT YOU WITH THATS WHY I AM POSTING THIS, PLS GET BACK AT ME, ITS VERY IMPORTANT. THANKS!!! |
| Romance / Re: I Want a Man [not edited] by laideo(f): 8:44pm On May 09, 2009 |
lol, this thread is still alive, whoooooa i hvnt been here in ages, neways yall check me out at http://madeinnaija..com thats mai blog, DIARY OF AN EXSCHOOLNERD, ciao! |
| Music/Radio / A Letter To Kanye West by laideo(f): 2:04pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Adekanye dear, (I know sey u be Yoruba boy, leave dat thing) I know you don’t know me all that well, infact you don’t know me at all, but my name is Olaide (or-lie-day) and I have watched you from afar and I have admired you for a very long time. I think you are a very confident, well spoken and intelligent young man. I can see God’s handiwork in ur coming to Nigeria. Those days my mum gave me constant abara’s in church charging me to stand up and pray and ask God “to let my Adam locate me by fire” have proved to not be in vain. I was overjoyed when I heard you were coming to Nigeria, ehen there is nothing really impossible for God o! Adewakanye I would have loved to attend your concert, but a grown ass lady like me has a 5 o’ clock curfew, I know I should flout their rules and come and see you anyways but the kind of parents I have will come to polo club and will bring the koboko out of retirement and be knocking my head all the way to the house…biko! Polo club is very far from my house o. I could damn the consequences still, if you promise to run away with me…nevertheless I wont relent, I still have your go-slow purchased c.d, never mind that it’s a bootleg…after all it’s the thought that counts….although it might skip repeatedly, that is just evidence of overplaying which also means I adore you so much I listen to you every time. I’ll have my own mini concert in my room and stare out the window starry eyed imagining what it would have been like if I were there. I am so sorry about your mother, I know the both of you were very close…may her soul rest in peace and may God give you the strength to pass through this heartwrenching time.I know she would have been a good mother in law. Adekanye I want to cook Ogbono soup for you, chei kanye you will marry me immediately. See ehn why don’t u act like my knight in shining armour and come save laipunzel from her dungeon. I am 6ft of chocolatey goodness, mammary glands to feed the world…but!, A big but there….i have a small butt(no pun intended sweerie) but I make up for it in other ways…am smart, sense of humour to die for, witty, artsy and creative like you and i know all your songs by heart. Oh kanye you should see how I defend you when my brothers rag on you, Voltron has got nothing on me….its almost like they used you to swear for me…I get all tensed up and my brothers do it deliberately to push my buttons…if that is not enough for you to come and pay my dowry I don’t know what is. There say u are arrogant and what not, but u just confident babes…I know ur good all by urself but honey I could make you better, ill upgrade you, jay and bee will have nothing on we (u see u even got me rhyming) Kanye I come with no drama, I aint gonna act like ur mama, ill rock them events with u, believe me babe I picture good. I could rock them Versace dresses and still be hood, u got that swagger that has got me hooked…(am on fire)….Adekanye Oluwest…, you are the first and last boy I will ever drop lyrics for like this oh in an attempt to toast him…but when will I get this opportunity again… I know u have one lepa shandy that is parading herself as your girlfriend, but believe me hons…if u didn’t have that doe…hmmm…I aint saying she a gold digger o! but she aint messing with no broke nigger o!, so shine ur eye like star…na dem bring u come country shey? Upgrade from lepa to moi! Adekanye this is where I sign off, I hope I have been able to convince u and not confuse u on why we need to be together. It’s fate baby!!! Its fate. Now if only I knew how I could get this to you. 1 Like |
| Webmasters / Re: Nigerian Blogs by laideo(f): 7:39pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
u can't have a NAIJA BLOG roll call without my blog now!!! www.exschoolnerd.com or www.madeinnaija..com One visit and u are hooked. |
| Webmasters / Web Designing Competition by laideo(f): 2:14pm On May 09, 2007 |
Are you creative? Can you design a hip and interactive website? Then grab the opportunity and join now!!! ‘A new dawn with Funmi website’ competition. For more information - billieuko@gmail.com or Call - 01-8910988[color=#990000][/color] |
| Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by laideo(f): 5:14pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
BOUQUI BOUQUI BOUQUI, no one else every other person is just dropping nursery rhymes for us as lyrics, and BLAZE is also aiight. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: J.t. Tom West Is Dead! by laideo(f): 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
i also heard twas a car accident, its really sad, when i heard the news i was so so shocked, May his soul rest in peace. |
| Poems For Review / Monday Blues by laideo(f): 4:58pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
MONDAY BLUES the cock crows again its the dawn of a new day his eyes still heavy with sleep he dreads the icy cold water on his bare skin clothes barely ironed shoes not quite polished room in a state of mess that'll wait,cant miss the bus again not a decent vehicle in sight he opts for the death on wheels-MOLUE thats what its called-right? the awful smell of bad breath and cheap cologne hangs in the air misplaced elbows,poKing hes ribs he sticks his head out the window for a bit of fresh,unpolluted air his heart pumps faster than usual as he crosses the mainland bridge the driver drunk with madness speeds like death awaits him he thinks about the swimming lessons he didnt take poor fella, like one with heavy fever, he begins to shake he breaths a sigh of relief as they reach the other end of the bridge driver signals to his side kick who prances about collecting the bus fare where yer moni" he shouts as if speaking to a deaf ear in a fit of anger and fustration he flings the money at him and hurries off while curses are rained on him he mutters his, under hes breath late for work the boss is down his neck again the pay isnt worth the work but there are mouths to feed he dares not talk the same menacing cycle on the journey home the sun has died and the stars rule the sky home sweet home at last just then nepa strikes, oh what a day! |
| Poems For Review / Monday Blues by laideo(f): 4:57pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
MONDAY BLUES the cock crows again its the dawn of a new day his eyes still heavy with sleep he dreads the icy cold water on his bare skin clothes barely ironed shoes not quite polished room in a state of mess that'll wait,cant miss the bus again not a decent vehicle in sight he opts for the death on wheels-MOLUE thats what its called-right? the awful smell of bad breath and cheap cologne hangs in the air misplaced elbows,poKing hes ribs he sticks his head out the window for a bit of fresh,unpolluted air his heart pumps faster than usual as he crosses the mainland bridge the driver drunk with madness speeds like death awaits him he thinks about the swimming lessons he didnt take poor fella, like one with heavy fever, he begins to shake he breaths a sigh of relief as they reach the other end of the bridge driver signals to his side kick who prances about collecting the bus fare where yer moni" he shouts as if speaking to a deaf ear in a fit of anger and fustration he flings the money at him and hurries off while curses are rained on him he mutters his, under hes breath late for work the boss is down his neck again the pay isnt worth the work but there are mouths to feed he dares not talk the same menacing cycle on the journey home the sun has died and the stars rule the sky home sweet home at last just then nepa strikes, oh what a day! 1 Like |
| Poems For Review / My African Brother by laideo(f): 4:54pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
MY AFRICAN BROTHER [center]my african brother why do u wear masks why do u try to conceal the very thing that makes u who u are u try to rid urself of all africaness my black skinned brother wearing white masks how dare u sell ur soul for a spot in their good books u seek for a check beside ur name a sign of approval, almost like fame skin;of toasted bread and coffee ur almost white, u presume be not fooled by the lightness of ur skin ur as black as can be if only u could get rid of the stain "stain" that's what u call it to u,being black causes u pain in ur dream world ur of european descent imagining ur self chattering away in brilliant oxford accent prancing on the streets of london swaps hes dashiki's for hes three piece flannel suit u turn ur nose upwards when u come across a fellow man of ur home u upset my insides u bloody sell-out u deny ur roots but i just laugh black man in white man's clothing they mock u secretly "look at that poor fool, who wants to be white" they spit on the very thought of u, my black brother be proud of who u are african from head to foot this is the very depth of ur roots:black walk proud![/center][b][/b] |
| Nairaland / General / Re: For Only Ajebos: Please No Ajepaki Allowed! by laideo(f): 2:56pm On Sep 23, 2006 |
@ ashewo, i hope u know what ur username means, before u start parading urself as an "ashewo" plus ur jokes, not funny! and this post is quite senseless, for reel seun, wake up! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us your Addictions! by laideo(f): 2:44pm On Sep 23, 2006 |
BLOGGING TEXTING |
| Poems For Review / Re: My First Time. by laideo(f): 1:24pm On Sep 23, 2006 |
this is my own account of what happened, and i dnt need to put effizi(as u put it) to pls u or anyone, if urs was better good for u, carry am go collect money from bank now, thanx to everyone else who gave me some feedback, one luv! |
| TV/Movies / Re: Best Movie Quotes by laideo(f): 1:51pm On Sep 18, 2006 |
@ soul patrol LOL! Beetle juice! Beetle juice Beetle juice!- Beetle juice nobody puts baby in the corner- dirty dancing you can't handle the truth! - a few good men |
| Forum Games / Re: tpbm (the person below me) by laideo(f): 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2006 |
nah tpbm needs to pee |
| TV/Movies / Re: Which Movies Would You Never Get Tired Of Watching? by laideo(f): 12:22pm On Sep 16, 2006 |
COYOTE UGLY , LOVE THAT MOVIE AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES- THE PIANIST (ADRIEN BRODY ROCKS) |
| Poems For Review / Re: King Of Lies! by laideo(f): 11:44am On Sep 16, 2006 |
for a while,i was wonderin where the haters at? and i was surprised someone hadn't criticised my shit yet. and am happy u came along.although am pretty sure ur ass aint no authority on whats good poetry or not but ur just expressing urself. i might not like it, but hell! its ur opinion. |
| Poems For Review / Police Ko,polis Ni by laideo(f): 12:57pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
[b][center] the masses sing on a daily basis "oga polis" i dey come o hold ur gun well accidental discharge ke! he stands by the road lookin for yellow and black stripes "oya stop there! settle me abeg! a scrawny 20naira is thrown his way "u know say dem never pay us" he sings all day that na why whenever we see bus we dey celerate park! park! he's spotted his afternoon meal ah! no fire extinguisher trouble dey o! a 100 naira note finds its way into his hands "ah oga me" he praises and with the loot in his boot the man escapes kpaow!! kpaow!! thief!! thief!! hello! polis polis! armed robbers they rob me pls come quick "ehn, wetin, u talk i no hear u o!" come quick you too dey shout chineke mei! they r inside my house come quick why are yoiu shouting on me? if i no come ko? No service, signal is poor, call back later, he drops come quick ko come quick ni na who one die i still get wife i still get pikin i never see slary polis ko polis ni [/center][/b] |
| Poems For Review / Shallowville! by laideo(f): 12:44pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
this poem is about my school(UNILAG), and the lenghts at which some of us go to be noticed and to keep up.and if ur not focused and have ur head on straight u get ll caught up in the hype. [center]we strive to impress those by whom we are opressed who have unlimited acess to six digit accounts and were born with silver spoons in their mouths yet we starve to acquire things they get on a platter resulting in headaches and ulcers and out poor stomachs are left to suffer the consequences of our low-self esteem compounded with a hollowness within there are no lenghts so extreme we couldnt possibly reach so we pilfer our paents pockets just to keep up with the jones's some of us offer ourselves like meat to old men who desire young things and in retun they dip into their pockets to reward us for services we give and with these disgraceful resources we buy loius vuitton purses and engage in shoppin sprees hoping to fill the void within but soon we come to realise those from whom the scales have fallen from their eyes we are residents of shallowville a sad place where our worth is measured by the material things we so treasure and if this vicious cycle isnt stopped we find ourselves back at square one still trying to impress those by whom we are opressed, [/center] |
| Forum Games / Re: tpbm (the person below me) by laideo(f): 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
kinda tpbm is over 23 |
| Poems For Review / Re: My First Time. by laideo(f): 12:32pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
no problem!!!!!!!!!! |
| Music/Radio / Re: Ciara's New Video by laideo(f): 12:28pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
the video was crazy!! pls give props when props are due, the girl can dance her ass off.and the song is aiight, keeps ur head bumpin n makes u wanna dace. |
| Music/Radio / Re: Whats Your Current Ringtone? by laideo(f): 12:20pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
cassie- me and you and dance tonight by lucy pearl |
| Forum Games / Re: What Would You Do If? by laideo(f): 11:56am On Sep 13, 2006 |
i wouldnt cry over spilt milk wwyd if you found out your husband was the baby ur mother abandoned at birth. |
| Poems For Review / Re: King Of Lies! by laideo(f): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2006 |
first of all, how have u been girlie, been missing in action on nairaland, missed ur posts. yeah i wrote it!!!! thnx for the feedback. much luv! |
| Forum Games / Re: tpbm (the person below me) by laideo(f): 11:42am On Sep 13, 2006 |
homophopic- hates gays and lesbians u gat that right!!, sarcastic as hell tpbm reads the bible everyday |
| Forum Games / Re: Questions And Answer (game) by laideo(f): 7:07pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
mo money mo problems -diddy n mase wat song always makes u cry. |
| Poems For Review / King Of Lies! by laideo(f): 7:05pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
his praises all sugar coated and sweet u are the most beautiful,he says and turns to the other gurl "u too are beautiful , my dear" my black sisi am fondly called she's yellow sisi as soon as i turn skin, like that of the yellow paw paw lips as sucullent as the sweetest orange eyes shinier than a miliion stars buttocks fuller than the fat woman's waist slimmer than a bamboo stick so convincing. yet he lies thru hes teeth all deceit,candy coated lips mr double talk. dont believe his lies even if he swears to the skies he'll butter u up on both sides but if ur smart enough take every word with a pinch of salt the king of lies flee from him n be wise, |
| Poems For Review / My First Time. by laideo(f): 7:02pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
heaven on earth a paradise i hadnt experienced yet hard hands on my naked skin swimming in a sea of blankets exploring each other like new terrain a little bit of pleasure and pain naked bodies entwined souls met left in a state of bliss and all things sweet ur adventurous lips planting soft kisses the creaking of the bed drowned by loud moans not of one in great pain but of intense pleasure our first time not a cheap sensual thrill but the physical expression of the love we deeply feel, |
| Forum Games / Re: What Would You Do If? by laideo(f): 6:54pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
listen to the radiyooooo!!!!! wwyd if u had a day to live |
| Forum Games / Re: Questions And Answer (game) by laideo(f): 6:48pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
fart! wats ur favorite ice cream flavour? |
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