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Romance / Re: Contact 08100527234 For A Sugar Mum Anywhere In Nigeria by lawman2013: 8:40am On May 11, 2013
AM LOOKING FOR A SUGAR MUMMY....PLS U CAN CALL ME ON 08157894906
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Unity Bank Recruiting? by lawman2013: 5:18pm On May 06, 2013
stevic1: Jst ask a frnd wrkin dere nw,he said yes bt he wil send ao to apply later. Is a kind of contract staff stuff
AM STILL WAITING TOO.......MY EMAIL IS njokuosondu@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Unity Bank Recruiting? by lawman2013: 4:53pm On May 06, 2013
AM STILL WAITING TOO.......MY EMAIL IS njokuosondu@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Recruitment In Port-harcourt! by lawman2013: 7:39am On May 05, 2013
pls who can help me to submit my c.v,i am in lagos.....pls help
Entertainment / Re: Reverend Sisters Dancing To P-Square’s "Chop My Money” (Video) by lawman2013: 9:39am On Mar 11, 2013
acidtalk: Na today?
No be all those reverend fathers dey choke all those small small boys for santuary? Abi who dey use the con*doms wey dem dey find for inside latrine when them come empty am? Na me dey use am?

Abeg leave matter joh! The most criminal minded people are found in religious houses and are religious leaders themselves.


[color=#000099][/color]use ur sense well,u hav dog brain......idiot like u
Politics / Re: Police Kill 7 Robbers In Lagos by lawman2013: 9:06am On Mar 11, 2013
Ikpediarukevwe: Rubish... U kill by d gun and die by the gun.. Na xo all those yeye police take dey die like fowl.. Boy dey hustle una dey block them... Cant u kill the big politician thieves? Abi dem must carry gun first.. Kill 'em all.


what do u mean by that?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is 8 Years Old Today by lawman2013: 1:34am On Mar 10, 2013
kramer: Class of 2010 representing cool

this is wonderful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Middlesbrough Vs Chelsea - FA Cup (0 - 2) On 27th February 2013 by lawman2013: 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2013
Chelsea we not win 2day's match

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 23rd Febraury 2013 by lawman2013: 10:33am On Feb 23, 2013
[b][/b] MAN UNITED 4 V QPR 2.....i dreamt about it last night
Politics / Re: Pictures From Scene Of Explosion Under Festac Bridge In Lagos by lawman2013: 5:36pm On Feb 18, 2013
yorke1: Don't mislead people...bomb for where?
use ur brain well....think b4 u comment
Events / Re: Picture Of A Bride Drinking Star Lager On Her Day. by lawman2013: 5:08pm On Feb 18, 2013
utumunta: D husband divorced her d next day as a result of ds act. She has since relocated to nairaland and is banning ppl at will after her binge.
She is...
how sure are u?
NYSC / Re: Corper Wins Car For Maintaining Virginity Till Marriage. by lawman2013: 2:45pm On Feb 16, 2013
achi4u: who come text am?
think b4 you post
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by lawman2013: 11:12pm On Feb 15, 2013
NICE PIX
Sports / Re: Fashola Splashes N54.5m On Super Eagles by lawman2013: 10:35pm On Feb 15, 2013
What budget is all this money coming from ? It's certainly not from his own pocket huh









I DON KNOW OOO
Phones / Re: The Nigerian Blackberry Adventure - An Interesting Phenomenon by lawman2013: 9:50pm On Feb 15, 2013
I ran into an old friend...

'Izu, what's your PIN?'

'Oh, you're a BB user-- I don't have one.'

'Are you for real? idikwa backward!'

This happened about 3 years ago, and despite that I was using a mobile which cost three times my friend's Blackberry, he did insult me blithely 'You are quite backward!'

It hit me frontally: I had been caught up in the Android-iOS-?Symbian war that I had failed to notice the recent and rapid bourgeoning of RIM's Blackberry all around me; now I had to hear from an old friend that not having a Blackberry meant being backward. This puzzled me intensely, and so whetted my research. I became more attentive in the bus, in the park, in the bank.

Three Beautiful Girls with Blackberrys

I was getting back from the University one evening in a taxi with three young girls. Midway through, there is a beep and they all reach for their mobiles. One announces 'Kee BB'm? Ejirom BB'm! Echefum BB'm! Driver kwusi m, echefum BB'm'(Where's my BB? I don't have my BB! I forgot my BB! Driver stop me here, I forgot my BB!) I thought to myself, 'don't you just love to say BB?' The taxi pulled up, she whispered something to her friends and hurriedly got down. I thought to myself, my reserach in view 'I see...'

Blackberry has stolen the Nigerian phones market without much pomp or ceremony. I watched as the girls clutched their Blackberry which beeped every so often, and they had to type up a message--they seemed to be really having fun...

...I met a new friend on Yahoo! Chat

Blackberry is not just a mobile phone to the Nigerian. Yes, there's the sensationalism that comes with pinging--the only utility in so far as I can objectively assess-- but there is more. The Blackberry user expects that you be filled with respect, awe, even adulation when they announce they have a Blackberry--whether it has BIS or not seems irrelevant in the Nigerian situation. Even the monochrome screen versions are Blackberrys nonetheless and require no less respect. By now, my reasearch had taken a decidely other turn, the original research seemed humdrum and pointless now. The real reasearch was: 'Are Nigerians vain people?' The average Nigerian maintains we are not, but the facts remain that we are. We love attention, we love 'useless' little phones that cost big money, we love to 'spend money we don't have to annoy people we don't like'. While I'm typing this article, I'm on Yahoo! Chat. There's a beep:

'36qrt56p. What's yours?'

'Oh BB...I don't have one'

'emoticon: 'shocked' Izu you really need to get a life!'

KEEP IT UP

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Celebrities / Re: Goldie On What She Wants To Be Remembered For by lawman2013: 9:23pm On Feb 15, 2013
Abeg make ona help me pray oh alawi never pay me salary.?

use ur sence well
Celebrities / Re: Goldie On What She Wants To Be Remembered For by lawman2013: 8:15pm On Feb 15, 2013
please can somebody expanciate more on Goldie remembrance
Celebrities / Re: Goldie On What She Wants To Be Remembered For by lawman2013: 8:12pm On Feb 15, 2013
please can comebody expanciate more on goldie remembrance
Politics / Re: Uduaghan Renames Stadium After Keshi, Showers Gifts On Eagles by lawman2013: 7:11pm On Feb 15, 2013
Uduaghan remember to pay corpers their state alawi
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Is Dead! by lawman2013: 7:06am On Feb 15, 2013
R.I.P
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Is Dead! by lawman2013: 1:27am On Feb 15, 2013
I'm in shock. Just got a call from her best friend and my close friend, Denrele Edun. He told me Goldie died a few minutes ago in his arms at Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island. Goldie just came back from the US today he said, and was so full of life, then something went tragically wrong. Will get all the details from him in a bit, he had to switch off his phone. I'm shaking so bad. She and I had a conversation a few days ago while she was in the US. Oh dear Lord. Is this how people die? May her soul rest in peace..ame


are u sure of this infoo

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