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Romance / Re: Man Withdrawing Money With A Lady At ATM by LemonBoy1: 8:32am On May 05, 2016
nah, thats not mumu. my fiancee has my ATM card and details. Love is boundless
Politics / Re: Armed Men Crossing Benue River En-Route Agatu (Video) - SBM Intelligence by LemonBoy1: 10:38am On Apr 29, 2016
Ejemehn:
Nothing to prove these were same men involved in Agatu killing. This video could as well be an old BokoHHaram video. Look closely towards the end they approached a desert-like area and the river could be lake chad.

No evidence that it's Agatu and we should be careful how we inform or misinform

Bros, i noticed it also and started wondering if agatu was in sokoto.
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Osinbajo, Akpabio, Saraki, Dogara At The Villa.Photos by LemonBoy1: 9:26am On Apr 27, 2016
tobimillar:
See the handshake between ekweremadu and the man with green cap? These old men!!

lolss, i thought i was the only one who saw it. its for life bro
Crime / Re: Gabriel Daudu Jailed For N1.4bn Fraud by LemonBoy1: 9:58am On Apr 26, 2016
ChazzyGee:
I don't like this type of crime story and judgement delivery, so quick cos his name is not flying like Dasuki's, Kalu's, Metuh's, and even Saraki's, corrupt system of legal proceedings...
Its a shame....

Brother, you read the passage well so? His case has been lingering since April 2010, abeg how is that so quick?
Politics / Re: Currency Deal With China: Things To Know by LemonBoy1: 3:51pm On Apr 15, 2016
herbie27:
First and foremost i am nt a brother....secondly, try reading papers cos u won't get all the loan info on nairaland.

*winks*.

sorry sister
Romance / Re: Guys Are The Major Reason Most Ladies Are Still Single- Emusmith by LemonBoy1: 3:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
vizkiz:


if I slap you ehn you go vomit fuel angry

What responsibilities are you talking about? "Wifing" a liability right? Believe me, isn't gonna work undecided


in as much as i don't support you in slapping her, the FUEL involved is tempting me... (chai, this fuel crisis sef)
Politics / Re: Currency Deal With China: Things To Know by LemonBoy1: 2:41pm On Apr 15, 2016
herbie27:
The condition for that loan is that Chinese expertise will be the ones that will build the infrastructures FG wants and we will pay them for their services and payback the loan with the interest.

Who's gaining here?.

brother, any source for your claims? bubu can train nigerians you know and we become the expatriates ourselves
Politics / Re: Court Tells Saraki To Face Trial by LemonBoy1: 1:51pm On Apr 15, 2016
9jatriot:
You guys underestimate this guy. He is a drowning man, he will clutch at any straw and that makes him very dangerous. You see his next attempt at modifying the law just to suit his purpose. He sees this fight as a personal fight between him and Tinubu.
Now this is the part that has got me thinking, if Tinubu is as corrupt as he is made to look, why has Saraki not been able to drag him down??

Bros, if na you be saraki, will you not survive what is biting you first before looking for who to bite?

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Politics / Re: Court Tells Saraki To Face Trial by LemonBoy1: 1:41pm On Apr 15, 2016
dulux07:
I just hope at the end this guy, dasuki n others should get nothing less than 18years in prison. And their properties seized and auctioned by FG grin. I go like fit buy one of his benz cheesy

leave the posche for me and take the G-wagon.

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Politics / Re: Court Tells Saraki To Face Trial by LemonBoy1: 1:39pm On Apr 15, 2016
VivianUdeogu:
Why are we Igbos the only one supporting Saraki? Even his people in Kwara state have opposed him but we seem to be the only one supporting him. Some of my Ummuna brothers have even gone ahead to give him a Chieftaincy title as the new Eze Ndigbo of Biafra

chaiiii, photo shopped picture. onye awusa/onye ofe mmanu in disguise..... lmfao

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Politics / Re: Enugu Community At War Over Slavery by LemonBoy1: 10:32am On Apr 15, 2016
maadman:
..from the names of the towns and the people, one can easily tell that these are igala people and tribes on the enugu side of the boarder. ..

smh
Politics / Re: Enugu Community At War Over Slavery by LemonBoy1: 10:21am On Apr 15, 2016
CHIJIOKE1314:
The fool that wrote this trash will think he is a good servant of his pay masters..

Going into the communities sniffing out some communal crisis and transforming the story in a way to satisfy his masters in there same antics to continue to divide and rule, a system they have maintained against Ndigbo for years..

While ppl are busy struggling for survival due to lack of federal presence, jobs or any meaningful Federal developments they are busy using their media and their spoils of war to propagate poisonous information about a people which has been the norm for yrs before Social Media did the wonders of eyes opening and sharpening....

Please, writer continue as your antics is well identified even before you deliver and we are saying to you never again..

We shall stand as a people in our pursuit for freedom from this anti-human contraption called Nigeria, so we may be able to go back and identify all the evil inheritance and crush them for better living among men..

nwane, biko expatiate. is the OP lying or what

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Politics / Re: Enugu Community At War Over Slavery by LemonBoy1: 10:18am On Apr 15, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy you are wickedly funny oh, nigerian president don turn to visitor for him country agian? lmao
seunlayi:
This week be easily resolved when the president visits Nigeria
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Job Seeker Needs To Learn From Jobberman Recent Report by LemonBoy1: 10:05am On Apr 15, 2016
disserious:
Reading Statistics:
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The data used covered the period of Oct - Dec (2015) making it the last quarter of the year and the breakdowns is as follows;
• 11, 889 accounts for the total number of vacancies available on jobberman platform and they are distributed monthly thus; 4620 applicants in Oct, 4696 in Nov and 2563 in Dec.

With the data above, it can be seen that Nov has the highest number of vacancies while the figures dropped significantly in Dec.

• 737033 accounts for the total number of applicants with the monthly breakdown as; 318233 in Oct, 248347 in Nov and 170453 in December.

It can be seen here that Oct has the highest number of applicants, followed by Nov and the least being Dec.

It was reported that the dropped was as a result of seasonal variation. ( Coughing, *Oh what a jargon - I do not know how to explain this in plain terms o)

NOTE HERE: With the said data above, it can be deduced that 68.88 applicants applied to one job in Oct, 52.88 applicants applied to one job in Nov and 66.51 applicants applied to a single job in Dec.

The applicants and the vacancies ratio are so wide - Meaning there are many job seekers chasing a single job.

PERSONAL NOTE: Though the report claimed to review the data covering the last quarter of the year (The 3rd Quarter, Q3). July, August, and September was also included in some section of the report.
(I would have loved to lay my hand on the complete data set but that wasn't the case.)

In as much as I would have preferred the raw data, sadly, it was not given out. I will try as much as possible to work on the given ones.

APPLICANTS DISTRIBUTION BY STATE:

I will be commenting on this so as to help job seekers to know which state to look forward to while strategizing on their next job application.

• Lagos has the highest number of applicants with a total of 79399, followed by Abuja with a total of 14648. Leaving Rivers and Oyo with the third and fourth position with 8869 and 6489 applicants respectively.

• Yobe and Jigawa have the least number of active applicants with 82 and 87 total applicants.

VACANCIES AVAILABLE BY STATES.

The surprising thing here is that there are some states without active vacancies (i.e. ZERO VACANCIES - Like Nada), yet they claimed a good share of applicants. What are they applying for?

• States like Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bayelsa, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Jigawa, Kogi and Yobe have no vacancies yet they have a good number of applicants.

• States like Imo, Katsina, Nasarawa, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Plateau, Sokoto has 1 vacancy within the period under review.

• Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, and Oyo claimed the most share of vacancies posted with 188, 16, 15 and 9 respectively.

APPLICATIONS BY EDUCATION

I do not think this is of much interest but it cost nothing to point it out.

• Candidates who applied through Degree, HND, and MBA/MSc took it all with numbers totaling 64564, 15160 and 11437 respectively while candidates with vocational certificate have the least figures. Of all these applicants, 67.77% are males while 32.23% are females. ( Are females not applying for jobs? - Just asking anyway!)

POINTS TO TAKE HOME

1. The most common specialization that was asked for on the Jobberman website was for Sales/Business Development, which accounted for 15.68% of jobs. IT and Education/Training both accounted for a similar share; 12.02% and 11.54% respectively. At the other extreme, only 0.12% of vacancies required a specialization in Telecom, and 0.32% required a specialization in Building Design/Architecture.

2. A slight majority (52.98%) of active vacancies had been online for more than six weeks. The lowest duration for which a vacancy had been active online was 26 days, just under four weeks. The longest duration was recorded as 195 days, slightly more than half a year. The average duration for which vacancies were active online was just over seven weeks.

3. Over the six months to December, there were only 159 active vacancies for which salary information was available. Of these, the average salary was N 127,264 per month ( Methinks they can do better here)

4. Of all the active vacancies advertised on the Jobberman website, the majority did not require a great deal of experience; 55.15% of vacancies require less than three years.

5. As at the time of the previous report, the majority of industries (23 out of 27) asked for 1-3 years of experience the most. Three industries – Legal, Oil & Gas/Mining and Manufacturing/production – asked for 3-5 years of the experience the most, and the Insurance industry most commonly advertised for entry-level positions. ( Why are people shying away from Insurance. LOL)

6. Education and Trade/Services attracted relatively few applications in relation to the number of vacancies that were posted; there were 20 applications for every Education vacancy and 33 for every Trade/Services vacancy between the months October and December

7. Even though Trade/Services was the most common industry to apply to, it did not dominate applications to the same extent as vacancies. At the other end, the industries Power/Energy and Travel/Tourism received 461 and 366 applications per vacancy over this period, suggesting that these posts were extremely competitive. ( How market?)

8. In each case, Power/Energy, Oil & Gas/Mining and Logistics/Transport were among the most competitive, occupying the first, second and third position in the earlier period, and first third and fourth in the later. Similarly, Trade/Services and Education were amongst the least competitive on the Jobberman website in each period.

9. Only 2.4% of applicants under 20 years of age were educated to above degree level, perhaps unsurprising given the length of time it takes to obtain this level of education. For applicants above 50 years old, this figure rises to 45.2%; nearly half of applicants within this age bracket have a higher qualification than a degree.

10. An estimated 59.86% of applicants were between the ages of 20 and 29, making this by far the most common age group for applicants to fall under. Very few applicants were below the age of 20, possibly a sign of the relatively high education level of applicants.

11. The industry to receive the most applications in each month was Trade/Services, which accounted for 36.02% of applications over the three month period. In October, the industry received 119,900, or 37.68% of applications, more than three times as many as Consulting which received the second largest share. However by December, this figure had fallen to 33.08%, due to a fall of 63,513 in the number of applications.

This represents a fall of 52.97%, and accounts for 42.98% of the total fall. The Consulting industry saw a comparatively modest drop of 37.11%, however, given that this industry accounted for 12.13% of the total number of applications over the period, this still accounted for 8.50% of the total decline in applications. The third largest industry over the period was ICT/Telecommunications, which received 5.91% of applications over the period. Applications to this industry fell by 51.13% between October and November, slightly more than average.

12. This fall in the number of applications was broad based; out of the 27 different industries, 23 received fewer applications during the review period. Four industries did not experience any decline in the number of applications, these industries were Construction, Power/Energy, Food services and others, but together these industries accounted for only 4.66% of applications over the period.

13. Trade/Services remained the industry to which the largest number of applications were made, and which posted the largest number of vacancies.

14. Power/Energy and Travel/Tourism were the industries to receive the most applications per each vacancy, receiving 461 and 366 respectively, which makes them the most competitive industries to apply for on the Jobberman website.

IN CONCLUSION

This report is an information haven for job seekers and I am commending jobberman to have dug this deep. I believe they can do better than this.
Also, methinks it would have been a better idea if they can give data cruncher the opportunity to lay hand on the raw data. I believe this will provide more interesting insights.

Only if site like NAIRALAND can give us such an opportunity to mine data from their platform.

The analysis would have helped many individuals and companies with the opportunity to plan and develop their business for the Nigerian markets. (Just my suggestion anyway!)

We are missing so many opportunities that only the figures can best explain, it's high time we work on this.

What are Nigerians saying?

What is trending in Nigeria?

Where is there an opportunity to explore in Nigeria?

What is marketable in Nigeria?

All these are some of the questions which data will give a sounding answer to, but all I can say is;

LalasticLala and other mods determine what trend, they give us the chance to see what they so desire we see (Judgemental - Which can be based on emotions and other factors).

And yes, they also control our voices.

That is why many here are complaining about seeing post about snake, tonto dike and so on the frontpage.

BTW, What is my business!

Data Source: Nigeria Online Recruitment Report by Jobberman and National Bureau of Statistics.

Source: https://jobbercdn.s3.amazonaws.com/files/infographic-Digest.pdf and https://jobbercdn.s3.amazonaws.com/files/Digest-of-Statistics-on-Technical-Education.pdf



another jobberman advocate. nice way to advertise.

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Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by LemonBoy1: 12:27pm On Apr 14, 2016
Oxenomy:
This is the best time for IPOB to resume it's protest..

will you lead?
Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by LemonBoy1: 12:15pm On Apr 14, 2016
ilawanson44:


I tell you! It is a right step in the right direction!

This event is to turn out in the most likely following stages:

The ICC will get more evidence to back up the cases...

Submit it to the Hague....

The International Human Rights Body will make the reports global...

Protests will be activated both in Nigeria and the Diaspora...

NATO will then wade in...

Then the NEPA Certificate Holder will be declared a tyrant and given "The Ghaddafi" treatment!

Zombies....see una life cheesy cheesy

Brother i understand what you mean and i fear the worst. But what if Nigeria decides to resign her membership to the ICC body? i believe not all countries can be subjected to ICC?
Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by LemonBoy1: 12:10pm On Apr 14, 2016
Ijaya123:


You mean you're lead by Nepa bill certificate? You must definitely possess a water bill certificate.

lolssss, dustbin bill nko? brother, how is it his fault that a nepa ..... was voted in by majority?

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Politics / Re: ICC Prosecutor Visits Nigeria - Indicates Interest To Commence Investigation by LemonBoy1: 12:05pm On Apr 14, 2016
GworoChewinMaga:


Spewing crap.
The ICC has jurisdiction over all countries signatory to it Nigeria inclusive.

Only a handful of nations like the US are not signatory to the ICC since they declared it contravenes their sovereignty.

Even at that, the ICC can request extradition for an alleged war criminal hiding in a third party nation signatory to the ICC convention.

Additionally, the Geneva convention on conflict is supreme to all UN member nations irrespective if they are not signatory to the ICC.

This was what led to the ICC issuing an arrest warrant for the Sudanese fugitive president omar Bashir where it was made clear that he ordered and orchestrated the genocide in Darfur.

Finally, the ICC was setup to try cases in failed states where institutions of Justice have collapsed.

Buhari and his criminal coward Generals will face justice for the cold blooded cowardly murder of defenseless women and children.

He will not remain in power forever and sooner or later he and his criminal gang will answer for their crimes in Zaria, the SE, Odi and in Cross River.

Oga, i wish you read his post.

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Politics / Re: Fg’s N5,000 Conditional Cash Transfer List Of 8 States READY! by LemonBoy1: 10:57am On Apr 14, 2016
Sanchez01:

Internet is a need. AFFORDABLE? Well, that's debatable.

nwane internet is internet. affordable or not.
Politics / Re: Senators Loyal to Saraki advised him to Resign- Vanguard by LemonBoy1: 2:30pm On Apr 06, 2016
Firefire:
Bukola Saraki and his entire generation have the spirit of Kleptomania.

The END has come for the fraudulent family.

Allahu'akbar.

For those still defending looters in this country, may peace be far from you all. Ameen.


My anger is that he is not using a bullet proof G wagon. its an insult to us.
Science/Technology / Re: Science Has Discovered Hell: Science Finally Agrees That Hell Is Real by LemonBoy1: 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2016
Mrjo:
Who will lead them? Bt i hav somebody in mind bt 1st suggest. c

you mean on NL?
Science/Technology / Re: Science Has Discovered Hell: Science Finally Agrees That Hell Is Real by LemonBoy1: 3:47pm On Apr 01, 2016
Mrjo:
So u mean sinners should get prepare to moveto their planent?

and maybe the atheists as well.

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Science/Technology / Science Has Discovered Hell: Science Finally Agrees That Hell Is Real by LemonBoy1: 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2016
excerpts....

...Hell has an address: 55 Cancri-e is the first alien planet to have some of its surface features directly observed. And it’s no tropical paradise.

For some time 55 Cancri-e has been considered “strange.” Some felt it may be made of diamond. Others suggested it was covered in exotic fluids.

So an international team of astronomers headed up by the University of Cambridge has examined data captured by NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope about this 40 light-year-distant “super-Earth.”

Orbiting a sun-like star in the constellation Cancer, the astronomers observed the rocky planet through several entire orbits — each just 18 hours.....

http://nypost.com/2016/03/31/heres-a-first-look-at-an-alien-planet/

Car Talk / Re: Is It Ok To Drive This Car As A Lady(photo)? by LemonBoy1: 4:28pm On Mar 11, 2016
Please its not okay. Am a dude, just buy the car for me!!! lolssss
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by LemonBoy1: 12:34pm On Mar 11, 2016
it should also be extended to banks. Access and UBA banks for instance. they are becoming crazy with the sms tool
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by LemonBoy1: 11:21am On Mar 11, 2016
ernie1234:
FINALLY.........

Only in PMB Government such can Happen.

Thank God

Bros eh, u no de fear? hope you are ready for the bashing
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by LemonBoy1: 11:19am On Mar 11, 2016
Tochaigh:
Lol. I am very sure this affects them as lawmakers also.

Etisalat doesn't care if you are a lawmaker or street hawker, they will bombard you.

Like this one from Etisalat

hahahhahhahahahahahahha....... did you reply?
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by LemonBoy1: 11:17am On Mar 11, 2016
orijintv:
Pls I Want It Resolved Nd Stamped Immediately. .

The Onli Message I Nid Frm Mtn Nd Etisalat Is " Dear Customer , Due To Ur Loyalty Towards Our Network Nd Incessant Recharge Yu Just Won Urself The Sum Of 10millionaire smiley Or We Want Yu To Become Our Ambassador "" . . Na Dat Time IGo Knw Say God Don Finally Pick Mai Call After Ova 35trillion Missed Calls Frm Mhe smiley[color=#990000][/color]

Bros, MTN de send messages in short forms too? e.g nd, Yu, Urself etc. thought its only thelma on bbm
Politics / Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by LemonBoy1: 10:43am On Mar 11, 2016
judondasylva:
pls for those foolish people that defend this government over its slow pace and blame it on the previous government should read this about how america recovered from recession.

Bros, nigerians aren't civilized yet. What pains me most is that even very many educated nigerians are not civilized. Hence the things you see educated nigerians do to our economy and polity. a very simple example are our university dons and lecturers. American Models won't work until we become civilized.
Politics / Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by LemonBoy1: 10:41am On Mar 11, 2016
judondasylva:
pls for those foolish people that defend this government over its slow pace and blame it on the previous government should read this about how america recovered from recession.

Bros, nigerians aren't civilized yet. What pains me most is that even very many educated nigerians are not civilized. Hence the things you see educated nigerians do to our economy and polity. American Models won't work until we become civilized.
Politics / Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by LemonBoy1: 10:28am On Mar 11, 2016
blackpanda:


Actually, the economy has started growing again, naira has appreciated, wastage and excesses are being curbed, boko haram is being destroyed, electricity recorded its highest ever in Nigerian history, imported goods are being shunned in favour of local products, criminals and looters are being prosecuted......nEed I go on....and all this in an era where oil price is at its lowest!


You can only see what you want to see in life. If you are negative, you will only see negative things. But Nigeria is making progress little by little.

bros, you de hurry oh. help me tell Baba PMB to try to delegate money approval to some trusted colleagues. Our man wants to sign and approve every spending even as little as 50million naira. His desk is piled up and the delay makes some of our guys loose their jobs and companies slow to expand. You know what this means nah

I trust you sha.
Politics / Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by LemonBoy1: 10:22am On Mar 11, 2016
OKKO:
Propaganda specialist government...
PMB told the world when he visited Saudi that those involved shall get serious punishment.

Now there was not investigation, query, fair hearing and punitive or disciplinary measure.

This action can be attributed to hear say; instead of proper investigation on whose interest the budget office was working for...because this office and staff don't assess the money of fund so padded into the document, it is rather the Buhari's cabinet that will access it...so it might be the saintly ministers that influenced the padding...just as we saw Fashola skewing the capital expenses in his Ministries budget to favour the SW.

Redeployement to other ministries is never a punishment for a civil servant just as "transfer" is routine. They maintain their grade level, their ranks as director and their monthly salaries and allowance.

#so stop deceiving Nigerians APC/PMB

Bros, let me agree its the fault of the ministers. Their investigation will soon be concluded.

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