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Romance / Re: Relationship Advice Needed Again. Mature Minds Only by LePrezident(m): 4:54pm On May 18, 2017
cruchenuti:
[s]OP you bf can never leave you. He just wants to play around and flirt. Just fight him a little to make him sit up, but be rest assured he's not leaving you for those hoes.

Another problem is that you girls don't want a guy that other ladies don't want, perhaps his trying to make you jealous.[/s]

Bollocks.
Romance / Re: Relationship Advice Needed Again. Mature Minds Only by LePrezident(m): 4:52pm On May 18, 2017
tanyah0001:
Good evening
I'm just going to go straight to the point. I have been with my man for 8months now. Recently I noticed that a particular girl texted him calling him "babe". I didn't address the issue then but then a day later another lady texted him and she had a "❤" next to her name. Bearing in mind this is someone that doesn't even like to put emojis next to anyone's name apart from mine. He came to spend the week with me last week and he be acting somehow uncomfortable. He will be positioning himself so that I can't see his phone when ever someone texts him. I didn't say anything. He went to toilet one time and I overheard him asking a lady if she has eaten lol. Anyway I addressed the issue 2 days ago and can you believe this guy said to me that the first girl said that "why does your girlfriend have a problem with me calling you babe" I have never felt so disrespected in life. I then asked him if he was still talking to the other lady and he said no. Unknown to him I already seen a text between them an hour ago. He looked at him and lied to my face and his excuse was he didn't want to have that conversation. As I speak to you now he still telling me that he hasn't done anything wrong. I'm deeply saddened. This is someone I lost my virginity to. I honestly don't know what to do at this point. I need advice.

Honest advice as a brother would to a sister: break up with him and never look back. He's going to keep lying to you perpetually no matter what. And yes, he's cheating.
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor: "I Married At 19, My Parents Forced Me Into Marriage" by LePrezident(m): 4:31pm On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Okay
Good for you

It was in your best interest
because I heard that you became very sexually active at a very young age and extremely promiscuous back then in Asata, Enugu in the early 70s.

Can you imagine this ridiculous statement? Re-quote me at your own peril.
Celebrities / Re: The Cause Of Moji Olaiya's Death by LePrezident(m): 10:09am On May 18, 2017
Raine80:

Yes

Ohk I get it. Have a luvly day
Celebrities / Re: The Cause Of Moji Olaiya's Death by LePrezident(m): 10:01am On May 18, 2017
Raine80:
Conplicatuons caused by a) weak heart due to German measles as a child this is a serious problem in West Africa b) if she had unmonitored fertility treatment

Hi, are you in the medical field?
Romance / Re: Note This When You Are Moving On To Another Lover. by LePrezident(m): 8:00am On May 17, 2017
Softorgasm:
no guy is perfect..
Moving from one to another is not a guarantee that the problems will go away..
our ability to forgive and forget, communicate effectively with our partner on our fault and our ability to say I'm sorry makes a relationship last forever..

Mehn you're on a roll this morning #SheldonCoopersVoice #BigBangTheory
Romance / Re: Note This When You Are Moving On To Another Lover. by LePrezident(m): 7:58am On May 17, 2017
Softorgasm:
Rubbish advice..
This mentality has destroyed so many young men and women..

This is why we have high rate of domestic violence and all other marital and relationship problems..

A successful relationship is not determined by whether your current boyfriend or girlfriend is better than your ex..

Just be with someone that makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make dark days seems bright.

Wow what an oxymoron. Your moniker and that piece of brilliant advice.

Don't get me wrong: I actually find your moniker pleasantly intriguing smiley
Romance / Re: Note This When You Are Moving On To Another Lover. by LePrezident(m): 7:53am On May 17, 2017
Yemight2:
What if the ex yaff chop the better part finish?




Just look before you leap and pray well


Modified: Guy, why did you change your initial post? I quoted you because of the initial humor. I don't concur with this one! angry
Romance / Re: Five(5) Deadly Terms Used By A Woman.... True Or False by LePrezident(m): 7:21am On May 17, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


I barely use these words...

When i say im fine, it means im fvcking fine & don't gimme that look angry

When i say go head, u better do it & don't hold back... tongue

But when i say whatever, oohh mitch thats the end of ur life line. It means juz shut the hell up & pack up ur things, u aint shii to me anymore cool

Pink goggles undecided
Romance / Re: Five(5) Deadly Terms Used By A Woman.... True Or False by LePrezident(m): 7:17am On May 17, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
lol . fine and nothing are my favourite

Mfanie smiley
Romance / Re: My Landlord's Wife Is Giving Me This "Come And Fvck Me" Sign by LePrezident(m): 6:50pm On May 16, 2017
Abortions:
COME CASTRATE IT NA I HAV KiDZ ALRedY I HAV NTIN 2 LOSE...U DON CHECK UR JAMB ReSULT?..MY SON WILL BE READY 2 WRITE JAMB IN 3yrs 2 COM WHO KNWS HE mAY mEET U IN D UNI IF U LIKE MAKE NL UR PRIORITY N FAIL UR EXAMS U ARE "OYO"

Yet you type like this.
And you express yourself like this.
And you come online to narrate this;
and to even think you are contemplating this.
And your moniker is this.
I smh for you. QED.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 12:17pm On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
drivng lessons

Lol I see
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 10:54am On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
i said my job and my lesson not school guy grin

Hahaha now you confuse me ma'am. Which one is lesson again? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Pays College Costs For Twitter Fans by LePrezident(m): 10:53am On May 16, 2017
Michellla:
college is still a school smiley

Lol, Je suis d'accord si c'est ainsi que vous le voyez smiley
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 9:33am On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
wasnt tryna keep awa,just work an my lessons keep me so busy i can barely come online ta play

Ohk... anyways, all the best with studies and play
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 8:14am On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”


grin grinits really bad

Hey, you're back again under another puffpuff moniker. It seems you're unable to stay away
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Gifty Begs Kim Kardashian For A Comment On Any Of Her Photos by LePrezident(m): 8:03am On May 16, 2017
Michellla:
Chris Brown once liked my picture and i didnt go bragging on it

Lol right

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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Pays College Costs For Twitter Fans by LePrezident(m): 8:01am On May 16, 2017
Michellla:
She didnt go to school college but shes helping those in school
Nice one

You're welcome.
Romance / Re: 11 Serious Facts You Must Know Before You Marry An Igbo Girl by LePrezident(m): 7:55am On May 16, 2017
Dexema:

Make I first ask which position she be for her family (if she be Ada, na to go back go hustle) and if na only BSc she get. Make I know maybe na my papa house I go sell if she get Phd.
Cc: Raggedyann

Lol whichever one, just make sure say jollof and goat meat go flow non-stop for the ceremony.
Romance / Re: 11 Serious Facts You Must Know Before You Marry An Igbo Girl by LePrezident(m): 9:25pm On May 15, 2017
RaggedyAnn:


Yeah, will do. Thanks.

Dexema I bet you're preparing grounds to eventually pay her bride price. Don't forget to invite us for the traditional marriage cool
Romance / Re: My Gf Paid For The Bill And My Friend Got Angry by LePrezident(m): 4:44pm On May 15, 2017
Raine80:

33-38
Formative years -split between 5 countries this one included
Tertiary - No to that question

Now these are the exact reasons why you make such delectable contributions to a wide range of topics. I now understand why you have a bird's eye view of issues coupled with an open mind which runs against the grain of the general mentality of this platform.

Thanks for indulging me.
Romance / Re: Ladies Come In Here And See This ( Image ) by LePrezident(m): 1:42pm On May 15, 2017
Smellymouth:


Hahahhah.wait lemme grab my whistle.. cheesy

Lol

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Romance / Re: Ladies Come In Here And See This ( Image ) by LePrezident(m): 1:28pm On May 15, 2017
Smellymouth:




Huh?Le Prez, are you shiiting me? shocked

What's your price bruh? grin

Lool, nothing expensive bro... just some Ikoyi billions will do grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Come In Here And See This ( Image ) by LePrezident(m): 1:03pm On May 15, 2017
Smellymouth:


You are a natural. Lol. I have noticed it.I also don't believe you are a make up enthusiast.. tongue

C'mon.. what does Zar look like? grin

And stopping grinning devilishly.. cheesy

Lol Smellymouth is on a long thing. Zarzar will twist and turn words from here till eternity and not show you pic. I got a quick peek at her some weeks back though, pay me and I'll give you a sketch cool

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Romance / Re: My Gf Paid For The Bill And My Friend Got Angry by LePrezident(m): 12:58pm On May 15, 2017
Raine80:

Theory? Let's hear this theory and see if you measure up.

Lol, I'm still piecing it together more reason I need you to help with some pointers like; age bracket (19 -22, 23-27, 28-32, 33-38, 39-45), where you spent your formative years, did you have your tertiary education in the jurisdiction of the Nigerian Federal state? Etc.

Kindly indulge me smiley
Romance / Re: My Gf Paid For The Bill And My Friend Got Angry by LePrezident(m): 12:37pm On May 15, 2017
Peacefullove:


Hmm , interesting bro, I found the bolded to be very true ... When I see guys behaving like thugs, Unkept hair , sags etc . Check their music list, You won't find anything reasonable except dj ty ft tifaya, Badest guy ft Dj kalid . in 98% cases

But when you see a focused, cool headed man who speaks words of wisdom . I implore you to check his music list too , Dont be suprised if you find foreign cool songs , Oldie's 80's musics and Local songs that are filled with life quotes.

This is why am happy you understand the power of music.



Lol, Raine80 is listening already . She might grant your request bro

Loool, I wouldn't want to bastardise hiphop in a hurry. In fact there are some DJ Khalid songs I listen to especially his latest that has Justin Bieber on. It's a cool track. I like hiphop but I'm unable to relate to recent hiphop songs be the likes of disiigner and 2chainz things. Only little quality hiphop these days (I dislike making statements like "these days" cos I believe music is generational and I won't want to be quick to shade a generation's music taste). I still stick with my Nas, Jay Z, Diddy and the likes.
But I'll choose timeless African music first (Like the Yossou Ndours, Angélique Kidjos et al), country, pop, some soft rock, afrobeat, zouk music (in fact any good song).

You should check out my current favorite, it's country

You Should be here by Cole Swindell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8WlCqZPTeg

And I hope Raine80 is really listening. I'm curious about how she's able to subtly stand-out.
Romance / Re: My Gf Paid For The Bill And My Friend Got Angry by LePrezident(m): 12:05pm On May 15, 2017
Peacefullove:


Its not always about age, Some factors like morals , family background, Environment where one lives , kind of Lifestyle or even Music one listens to [ never underestimate the power of music ] also goes a long way . Though its believe age and maturity walk hand in hand. , there are brilliant exceptions.

True. I totally agree with you. How you are socialised is very important. And trust me for someone like me who loves good music, I understand the power of music to direct your life. It's just that Raine80 has set herself apart so much so that I've become curious. In fact you will not readily see it until you closely observe her contributions. I hope she gives us a summary of her bio tho.
Romance / Re: What Mistake(s) Have You Made While Cooking As A Bachelor by LePrezident(m): 11:27am On May 15, 2017
Fmartin:
make i asj dis bachelos
leprezident
alamiendagash
devilmaycry
grin

Lol, me wey never make cooking mistake before. I be certified chef as I dey so
Romance / Re: My Gf Paid For The Bill And My Friend Got Angry by LePrezident(m): 11:26am On May 15, 2017
Raine80:

My age would help you how?

Trying to piece together my theory of why you're so smart.
Romance / Re: Is It Right If I Wish My Ex A Happy Birthday by LePrezident(m): 8:43am On May 15, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, you too Detective Holmes.

Hahahaha, there she goes being sleek

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Romance / Re: Is It Right If I Wish My Ex A Happy Birthday by LePrezident(m): 8:08am On May 15, 2017
ZarZar:


I'm good, thanks. And you?

I'm good too, have a lovely day you mysterious one smiley
Romance / Re: Is It Right If I Wish My Ex A Happy Birthday by LePrezident(m): 7:45am On May 15, 2017
ZarZar:


I had a feeling it was a male behind the moniker. Troll or not, I don't appreciate it. There are things I do for fun too, like reading a mofo up & down to release stress.

Lol but you'll have to ignore this NgoziOkoli guy else the sc*m might just get you BP. Hope you're good tho?

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