Long before the white men settled on the shores of West Africa.

There was a great warrior and wrestler in the Benin kingdom.

His name was Joromi.

Joromi was tall, young, very handsome, the desire of all the maidens.

His ambition was to be the chief bodyguard of the Oba of Benin.

So he showcased his strength at every opportunity he got.

Joromi's father was a farmer who had large acres of farmland where palm trees grew.

There was a mysterious palm tree that his father always warned him about.

"My son, don't you ever climb on this palm tree!"

But Joromi was a stubborn man.

One bright morning, he climbed the tree and tapped it.

Immediately he saw seven Spirit beings hovering around the tree.

The spirit beings had seven heads each.

Joromi challenged them to follow him to the wrestling arena.

They followed him.

He was happy that he finally had a chance to prove his power.

Joromi's sister turned into a fly and followed him to the wrestling arena.

She perched on his right ear and began to sing to him,

"Kri kese, kese, Joromi o...Jomijo, Krri kisi kisi"

It was an ominous tune admonishing Joromi,

"Don't wrestle with these ones Joromi, don't wrestle with these ones!"

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Rest in Peace Sir Victor Uwaifo.

They call him the Guitar boy.

Victor Uwaifo.

The boy with the incredible skills on the guitar.

Strumming the strings of his guitar, even the lame would stand up and dance when he played.

He would play in the village square, he would play in the city halls and people will gather to listen and dance to his tunes.

The guitar boy knew he was gifted.

He knew he was bigger than his current state.

He wanted to record a hit song, a song that will announce him to the world.

But every song he wrote was substandard.

Occasionally he would fall into depression.

One Saturday evening, he picked his guitar and headed to the beach.

The Bar beach in Lagos.

The beach was surprisingly deserted, not a single soul was in sight.

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May his soul rest in peace.

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Maria waited at the back of the garden in the big brother naija house. The time was 2am and the rest of the housemates were fast asleep with the cameras focused on them.

Pere tiptoed out of the room and sneaked into the garden where Maria was.

“You are here!” Maria said.

“Yeah, let’s be quick before they catch us or before Kayode focuses his camera on us” Pere whispered.

“So we are the big brother naija wildcards in this house and our housemates don’t even know, it is so funny,” Maria said giggling.


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Maria waited at the back of the garden in the big brother naija house. The time was 2am and the rest of the housemates were fast asleep with the cameras focused on them.

Pere tiptoed out of the room and sneaked into the garden where Maria was.

“You are here!” Maria said.

“Yeah, let’s be quick before they catch us or Kayode focuses his camera on us” Pere whispered.

“So we are the big brother naija wildcards in this house and our housemates don’t even know, it is so funny,” Maria said giggling.


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"Big brother Naija 2021 is starting today!" Vicky said enthusiastically to me on the phone.

I sighed, "Oh, No! Not again!"

"Leroi, you don't like the show?" I sensed the disappointment in her voice.

"Not that much...I watch snippets and the eviction nights but even at that, you bbn people won't let us rest, you are always talking about it every time and posting it 24/7 on social media, forcing it down our throats! I need to take a break from social media!!" I exclaimed in righteous indignation.

"You need to watch it full time! You will like it especially this big brother naija season 6"

"Ummh...I am a mature fellow, I don't have that kind of time to waste. Can you give me 5 reasons why I should watch a group of people live their lives on Tv and win millions of Naira at the end of 72 days?" I questioned.


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Pastor’s daughters are some of the most beautiful women in the world. Their beauty is so captivating and would make a man want to sin. However, because of the high standards expected of them, they are out of bounds but this only increases their appeal and desirability. Marrying a pastor’s daughter will give you peace of mind and offer you spiritual coverage as her husband. She will raise your kids with the fear of the lord.

If you want to marry a pastor’s daughter, you need to attract their attention first of all. You have to be Spiritual as these fine ladies are not attracted to carnal men. But we all know that you are a carnal man who cannot even quote one verse of the Bible and the last time you prayed was five years ago. Don’t despair, you can become spiritual in a few steps.

Start by attending church regularly. It will pay you off if you attend the same church she goes to or the one that her father is pastoring. Become an active member and join all the service units in the church. Become an overactive church worker and showcase yourself all the time. Always ensure that you are the first person to give testimony in each service and let your testimony be so elaborate and loud that people will doubt the veracity of the testimony. Remember the more outrageous or ridiculous the testimony, the more you gain her attention.

Ensure that when worship songs are being sung, you go down on your knees, close your eyes and stretch your arms and shed tears as you worship. This will make her notice you and give a very positive impression of your devotion to God.

To marry a pastor’s daughter, be the first person to be in church on service days. Make sure that you go at least 20 minutes before the service starts. This is good positioning and will give you ample time to chat with the pastor’s daughter when she comes with her family.

To marry a pastor’s daughter, you must speak Christianese: your vocabulary must consist of words and phrases from the Bible. The analogies and examples you give must be from Christian characters and scenarios. You must punctuate your conversations with phrases like, “by God’s grace”, “God willing”, “God bless you”, “Hallelujah”, “It is well”, etc. How can you want to marry a pastor’s daughter when you listen to secular music and watch secular movies? Do you want to go to hellfire? You must only listen to gospel music and dance to “You are alpha and omega” on Friday nights.

If you want to marry a pastor’s daughter, you must give her father pastoral offerings. Do this three times in a month, package some mint notes in a white envelope and hand it over to him as your seed. If you don’t have the money, borrow from someone, you are on a serious business! This immediately creates a positive feeling about you in his mind. At home, he will talk about you to his wife and children and if you do it frequently, the pastor will start talking about how a godly and responsible man like you should be the one to marry his daughter. He will ask her if she knows brother, Nicodemus. From that day, she will start looking out for you. Start printing the wedding invitation card!

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Who are the billionaires in space?

The Virgin galactic space shuttle shot up into the sky and blazed through the earth's atmosphere at incredible speed. Within minutes the craft was orbiting space.

Inside, Billionaire Richard Branson and his crew of astronauts and explorers gazed around in amazement at the view of the spherical form of the earth. The craft floated in the weightlessness of space moving randomly with no gravity.

From a distance, Space X, another spacecraft floated with occupants taking photographs but failing because of the absence of gravity. Inside, a red-faced Elon Musk muttered, "Wtf! Richard Branson has arrived here!"

Richard Branson gazed out from the cryptic glass surface of his craft and saw Elon Musk and crew.

"Damn! How in the world did Elon get in here?"

The crafts bobbed in the space environment, two earthy creations in the extraterrestrial environment exploring with limited time.

A booming sound suddenly sounded and the spacecraft occupants gazed out to find a new spacecraft hovering over them. Inside the Blue Origin spacecraft, Jeff Bezos seethed with rage.

"We've lost the space race! Elon and Richard are here!"

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It is corn eating season already and people are munching on corn cobs everywhere. Similarly, 2023, the year of general elections in Nigeria is getting closer every day and plans for electoral victory are being hatched by interested parties.

You want to be elected by the people into that lucrative public office, don’t you? You want to stand in front of the teeming crowd in the stadium, holding the Holy book in your hand and taking the oath of office, swearing to loot as much as you can within the shortest possible time be a servant of the people and bring peace, prosperity and development throughout your first term in office, don’t you?

But you have a problem, the people do not know you, neither do they trust you. This is mainly because you are far off from them, you are rich and do not mingle with them. But you need their votes and support, you need them to start talking about you and sharing your pictures everywhere.

To get this popularity, you have to start eating corn, maize, ube, abakppa, or whatever name you call it.

For curious reasons, the masses equate eating corn to humility, simplicity and good character, and as a result, would reward any corn eater seeking elective office with their votes.

So select a day to hit the streets in search of corn. It must be a sunny day with clear skies for bright pictures. Put on a casual outfit: a polo and jean would do and walk towards any corn roaster/seller by the roadside and stare at the corn on the grill with a smiley face. You must ensure your camera crew are surrounding you to document your simplicity and the humanitarian act of eating corn. Remember, you are putting up a show to win the 2023 elections in Nigeria.

Note that the corn seller has to be female. The more haggard-looking the corn seller is, the better for you as you would win the hearts of the masses by associating with her.
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If you can find a corn seller with a baby, then excellent! Take the baby from her and hold the baby in your arms. Smile affectionately at it and sing to it while your camera crew click away.

You can go further by taking over the roasting from the woman. Sit on the stool if any or stand beside the grill and cradle the baby with your left arm while you turn over the cobs on the wire mesh. Blow air on the firewood and cough as the smoke and dust enters your eyes and nostrils… That’s it, you are suffering alongside the masses, you feel their pain and they will vote for you.

Ensure you take enough photos with the corn cob in your mouth and ensure that the photos are quickly shared on social media with the caption:

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