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Literature / Re: You Don't Wanna Know by lharstborn(m): 3:16pm On Jan 18, 2017
MsNelly:


“Don’t leave. I can’t do this thing...alone.”

“You’re not alone…”

“I am. Please stay. I’ll get you a job… just please… stay”


Damn!! Is Lola kinda falling for him already.?!!
These twists and turns is getting the plot thickening already.
I can't wait..
MsNelly..you're bae

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Literature / Re: You Don't Wanna Know by lharstborn(m): 10:52am On Jan 18, 2017
MsNelly:




“Kemi. So…what do you say?”

“Just like you said… Fück them. Let’s fück instead” Kemi grinned at him.




Nice one there MsNelly.. Me Likey.
Keep it pouring..more ink to your pen

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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by lharstborn(m): 12:42pm On Dec 28, 2016
antispexish:
episode 10: project chapter 4, data collection and result

It did get stormy, literarily , physically , and mentally.


I do not know how many minutes I was doing it, but I calculated that the TV was on the seventh or eight song



Seventh or Eight Song? Let's do the calculation, a song lasts an average of 5 minutes, so 5 minutes * 8 songs equals 40 minutes. Let's assume you spent roughly 45 minutes on Toke..
Chai!!
Antispexish, you be anti-Champion!!

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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by lharstborn(m): 10:59pm On Dec 14, 2016
Yuh haff enter am!!!
#Gobe



antispexish:


As I left the room, the warning of the hausa man came to my head "ip u no go nack today , no use am o!"


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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by lharstborn(m): 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
antispexish:



I had cum, yes I had released less than two minutes after we started, though it was dark, their was a small reflection from toke's face,and it was not a good sight to behold!


Chai!!
Anti-Cum oo!!
Two minutes?!.. the sight on Toke's face is better imagined, if only looks could kill, you won't be on Nairaland narrating this story.
Sorry dude..hope yuh redeemed yourself sha?..
#LookingForwardToNewUpdates








Properties / Re: Standard New 2bedrm And 3bedrm Flat At Ekoro,agbelekale,captain,meiran,ile Iwe by lharstborn(m): 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
babsyilu2016:
They are close too abule-egba. Call me on 08028791793 08101662607

Can I get a mini flat around New Oko Oba/ Beckley/ Jinadu/U-Turn axis? Thanks
Politics / Re: Lagos Presents N813bn Budget, Nigeria's Biggest Ever State Budget by lharstborn(m): 9:06am On Nov 30, 2016
I believe JUSTRITE is building a mega shopping mall in Ikorodu..at Ogolonto junction. Watch out for this franchise, they might just blow out Shoprite, SPAR etc out of the water in the coming years. And the ideal part is that it is solely owned by a Nigerian.
Politics / Re: Lagos Presents N813bn Budget, Nigeria's Biggest Ever State Budget by lharstborn(m): 8:58am On Nov 30, 2016
Lyoncrescent:
I am so happy with this budget. I have been living in Ikorodu since 1999 and the investment of past Lagos state Governors fashola and tinubu has been phenomenal. This budget tells me Ikorodu is yet again going to benefit immensely from the 2017 budget. God bless Lagos. If you come Ikorodu my guy, you go love Lagos o. Ikorodu has probably the best brt operation in Lagos.only if the federal government who have done so little in Ikorodu can expand and rehabilitate the laspotech to ogijo to odanguyan to sagamu road then Ikorodu go show them. All we need from private sector is a mall in Ikorodu


I believe JUSTRITE is building a mega shopping mall in Ikorodu..at Ogolonto junction. Watch out for this franchise, they might just blow out Shoprite, SPAR etc out of the water in the coming years. And the ideal part is that it is solely owned by a Nigerian.

Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by lharstborn(m): 8:06pm On Nov 28, 2016
@ antispexish..please do the needful and post updates abeg, I stumbled across this post this evening and couldn't stop reading till I got to the last page.
Please mention me when you have posted new updates. Thanks
Politics / Re: Reps Move To Abolish State, LGA Joint Account by lharstborn(m): 10:31am On Nov 03, 2016
In this #BuhariEra ...? Where states exec control who goes into NASS especially HOR?!..
Kole werk!!
Religion / Re: Lady Who Wore Cleavage-Baring Outfit To Church Blasted By Guy (Pics) by lharstborn(m): 6:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
Ladies and attention seeking bahaviours are like *someone help me out with that Jacob Zuma pics please*
The guy seff fall hand seriously..Jobless idiaaat!!
Culture / Re: Yoruba Obas: I Stand By My Ranking — Alake by lharstborn(m): 10:56am On Feb 10, 2016
The Alake seems to be high on dried Ugwu leaf.. The Awujale of Ijebu is way ahead of Alake of Egbaland. It is only Ijebuland whose ancestry can't be traced back to Ife. Get your facts right,Alake of Egbaland. Awujale no be ya mate!!

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Phones / Re: UPDATED: Cheapest Tariff Plans For Calls & SMS Across All Networks by lharstborn(m): 8:01am On Dec 13, 2015
I'm on gbam+ but I noticed that ever since I signed up for the *200# thingy which gives me 200% bonus on any recharge above #200, I get charged as high as 40k for making calls to any network. when I checked to see if I've been migrated away from gbam+, I saw that I'm still subscribed to the plan. @ OP please can you shed more light on this fix? thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PLS Which Organization Is G.M Resources At Onipanu Bus Stop by lharstborn(m): 8:51am On Jul 16, 2015
Me too.. "MG Resources invites you for Test/Briefing @ 161 Ikorodu Road Onipanu B/Stop Beside Lanre Shittu Motors On Mon 20/07/15 By 9.00am. 08189717882 Ref:MGR/12/DO"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PLS Which Organization Is G.M Resources At Onipanu Bus Stop by lharstborn(m): 8:51am On Jul 16, 2015
Me too.. "MG Resources invites you for Test/Briefing @ 161 Ikorodu Road Onipanu B/Stop Beside Lanre Shittu Motors On Mon 20/07/15 By 9.00am. 08189717882 Ref:MGR/12/DO
Romance / Re: With 600k, Should He Settle Down For Marriage At The Age Of 32? by lharstborn(m): 3:02pm On Jul 13, 2015
Ephemmm:


Right now, he is staying at mini-flat with one of his school mates: whether they joined money together or not to pay rent, that is what I don't know. although his current salary is 115k or more, but one of the things that baffles me much is that he always claim he can't use his hard-earned money to settle for any relationship at this time: he said he prefer to leave a better children behind to the world when he is gone than leaving a better world for his children when he is gone.

tongue tongue tongue The guy na 'case study' honestly.


Dude..me thinks your friend friend should:
1. Delay getting married for at least a year (he will be 33 by then)
2. Within that one year break,he should get his own place,(a decent mini-flat in a decent area will do),furnish it up to a moderate level(rushing up an apartment no be moin-moin o,especially in Lagos).
3. Encourage and assist his gal to finish her schooling and fashion designing training,and if need be go for her NYSC(during this period she would av maybe gotten a clientele base who will be patronizing her,that's an added advantage as means of income is now doubled when they both eventually settle down).
Parting shot..its imperative your friends know that whether he's very okay financially or not,marriage involves the grace of the Almighty,if the gal is truly his missing rib,once they get married every other issue will fall into place..but they can only fall into place when the necessary parameters are met i.e shelter,feeding,financial comfort. Goodluck to your friend!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please My Husband Needs An Urgent Job. by lharstborn(m): 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
Wow..I'm so amazed right now at the creativity and thoughtfulness of this wife...your husband is one lucky dude,I mean to say a very blessed one for that matter. How many ladies/married women are willing to do this,stick out their necks to find succor for their husbands. I pray God answers your husband very soon. Keep it up madam..you are an epitome of what womanhood stands for

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Crime / Re: Drug Dealer Dies Of Cocaine Ingestion Before Reaching Asia. by lharstborn(m): 9:04am On Jul 10, 2015
@ OP.. please stop being tribalistic. Whether he's of the Igbo extraction or not,he's using the Nigerian passport to travel out of the country..had it been he was caught in.China,he's a Nigerian. Chinko peeps get time to dey investigate whether na Igbo him be or not nii?
Phones / Re: Glo In Trouble!! Get 1GB For ₦100 – Everything You Need To Know About It by lharstborn(m): 8:53am On Jul 10, 2015
arttysticfyngaz:
this is a free gift for Me to update my Lumia. lemme give it a try.
Please..Is it working?
Phones / Re: Who Else Have Noticed: Opera Mini Running Free On My Android Phone by lharstborn(m): 5:14am On Jul 10, 2015
Me too..I browse on my HTC phone for free on my opera mini but facebook on opera mini.no.gree open o. I can't download pictures too. Somebody help please.
Phones / Re: When Will The MTN Free Browsing Stop by lharstborn(m): 5:45pm On Jul 08, 2015
I have #0.00k on.my mtn sim and I've been browsing for free but only on Opera mini..I can't even access my facebook page on Opera mini except for Nairaland,neither does my facebook application open. Same thing with Whatsapp,bbm,Google play store and others. Can someone please help out?

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Melaye Accuses Tinubu Of Backing Adeyemi At A’court by lharstborn(m): 10:30am On Jul 06, 2015
Things fall apart..the center cannot hold. Yeye dey smell.
Sports / Breaking News!! Stephen Keshi Sacked!!! by lharstborn(m): 10:51pm On Jul 04, 2015
Just saw this on TVC News that Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi has been sacked.
Business / Re: Financial Mistakes That Almost Wasted My First Five Years Of Work! by lharstborn(m): 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2015
Dearpreye..I've been following this topic ever since it hit the frontpage. I must honestly add this article really opened my eyes and made me see handling of finances in a new perspective,also the influence of a man's second half on how his finances are managed cannot be over looked;that is if the man is blessed by God with a good woman o. God bless you so much for this informative piece,its been a long while I read something as reasonable and informative on NL. Though I'm not employed presently,I've been empowered by your article on how to manage my financial resources one they start streaming in.

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Politics / Re: “i’m Too Big For Such” – Ekiti PDP Chieftain Rejects Fayose’s Appointment by lharstborn(m): 12:43pm On Jul 04, 2015
You claim to be founding member of PDP in Ekiti but you grovelled at APC governor Fayemi to help you foot your son's medical bill in India. Yet because of your greediness and over sabi you helped in hounding that same governor out of office to pave way for loudmouth governor. Rubbish..Yeye dey smell. Agbaya Oshi!
Politics / Re: 30 Days In Office: 5 New Governors That Have Started by lharstborn(m): 8:41pm On Jul 02, 2015
asha80:
well I judged from the view of someone who passes thru the express
Okay..to be honest with you as someone who made use of that bridge on few occasions,the bridge itself is below standard as it is not smooth enough compared to the bridges built in his constituency Abeokuta. Inasmuch as I like the governor though..he's kinda disappointing though.
Politics / Re: 30 Days In Office: 5 New Governors That Have Started by lharstborn(m): 5:38pm On Jul 02, 2015
asha80:
ijebu ode flyover bridge has been concluded already
You call that one 'completed'?..how about the other end of the bridge,that's at Moraika axis? It's filled with potholes and very dangerous for commuters plying route.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Expired (1914-2014). It Time To Let Biafra Go - UK by lharstborn(m): 5:26pm On Jul 02, 2015
It's very simple..ask for and hold a referendum. That's how its done everywhere,there is no need for insults,accusations and ethnic wars. If and when the referendum becomes successful,that's the end of the contraption called Nigeria. Maybe the secession and break away of Biafra might be the wake up call other regions unconsciously need to find their own voice.

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Romance / Re: Men Beating Your Wife Is Never An Option. by lharstborn(m): 5:15pm On Jul 02, 2015
Why would I want to hit a woman? Baba God please allow me not to fall into that temptation..buh come to think of it females can be so frustrating @ times,but that still doesn't give a man the liberty to beat his woman or any woman for that matter. #TeamNoToBeatingWoman

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment: The Real Stomach Infrastructure by lharstborn(m): 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2015
Nice one @ OP. But one needs to work under an employer so as to gain a lil experience,all in all Self Employment is the key to financial success.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Leave Their Pants In Their Man's House? by lharstborn(m): 4:47pm On Jul 02, 2015
Do ladies still do that these days?.. Why would a lady I'm dating 'forget' her undies @ my place,to "mark territory"? Mark territory or not..it won't stop an average promiscuous dude to shag other ladies and also other ladies who discover the so called undies won't even mind..wetin concern them.? Mtcheeew..Immature mentality.

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