Yep !! Here we go again... By the way folks, this looks like how churches are formed. Different people go out with their different opinions (in the name of God)... the most convincing ones get to be GO/ Pastor etc... na so ooo!!! and the sheeple follow

Why do I get the feeling some of their parish pastors will actually love the idea of getting "breathing space"?

Hollyb: A lady's pride is, and will still remain her virginity

How many awards "virgins" don get wey you know Just sayin'

Huh! It is only #1 and #2 that is GENTLEMANLY.

The others listed have nothing to do with a typical gentleman. All you people replying sha, you all got it twisted. Ah well

They don enter Lagos wahala de ooo!

logica: Nah...you are an id!ot...that's why.

Dear stalker "logica", you are forever the biggest id!ot. No matter what. Go celebrate that this weekend!

stillwater:

Most of the people here don't even watch Naija TV. But they didn't go shooting their mouths making absurd comments.

What can I say. Even the dumbest of idiots don't fail to try to prove they are super intelligent at the slightest opportunity, blowing another's mistake out of proportion. Enjoy your naija TV series or whatever you call it

Sad. Wrecking the country's image. Foreigners are afraid to invest or even to visit Nigeria. When will the madness stop?

Afam4eva:
Now, this is hilarious. Don't you know the difference between a reality show competition and a soap opera?

I don't watch naija TV much maybe that's why I couldnt tell. Sorry ooo! but isn't it was one of those tv stuff where they see who the biggest runs woman is and the winner takes home the biggest aristo?? a competition? Yawn... no vex sha. No vex. It's my bad. Yawn!

heisenberg33:


Is there anything you are doing now as part of your life that is an original idea?? The church you are going to, did your fore fathers ever go to church??The school you have attended or are attending did your fore fathers do that?? Therefore you have lost all it takes to seek something original. Your whole life as it stands now isn't original, everything you do or have was borrowed from the white mans culture, so what difference will this one make?......Some of you just like criticizing without actually trying to see if something is true, or in this case interesting like the poster said.........And let us assume it was copied, cant something copied be better than the original?who says they cant act it better than the American actors they copied from??Most known discoveries in science today are improvements from previous discoveries, so it isn't bad to copy and improve on something.............If you want to be original, then throw away your phone, stop using the internet, start telling your kids moon light stories in place of going to school, and revert to hunting and farming, only then would you be justified in looking for original things.

@heisenberg33...hahahaha!!! na wa o. "So long a letter", Keep taking paracetamol for another man's headache ooo!!!!

Nos. 8, 9, 10 and 13 should be used here in Naija... would be fun to see the offenders being prosecuted

Well, sometimes parents do their part but the said children choose another path in life. I have seen a lot of wayward pastor/ imam's children, especially when they are abroad!! It's left for you to pray for them and distance yourself if necessary but I cannot disown any child, no matter what. I have to forgive as my God keeps forgiving me.
Now, if he/she wan kill me, that na another story oooo!!! dem go see my fury!! No matter how tall okra plant fit grow, the farmer who plant am go fit cut am down anytime.

logica: Desperate Housewives hack? Only a woman or fagg0t will like this.

Again, @logica...BTW, you attacked my post yet see what you wrote here to another person . ..and what are you? You are the fagg0t so stop pretending . My sole intent is to expose you. Meanwhile, don't think I will not know if you change your username. Your manner of writing clearly exposes you, illogical f00l!!

logica: See as your idiocy tails you around. You can't seem to get away from it; no wonder life's a b!tch for you. She sucks too right?

@logica-- Well well.... look who we have here!! Did you miss me that much, fool? You just had to get my attention somehow on another forum. Listen boy, stop toasting me, I'm not gay so go bugger someone else, effing homosexual!! Thought I told you this last time?

[meanwhile, what did i tell you about insulting people who you don't agree with their opinions? How did you get out of your cage to access internet again calling your nurse now...]

Well, sometimes parents do their part but the said children choose another path in life. I have seen a lot of wayward pastor/ imam's children, especially when they are abroad!! It's left for you to pray for them and distance yourself if necessary but I cannot disown any child, no matter what. I have to forgive as my God keeps forgiving me.
Now, if he/she wan kill me, that na another story oooo!!! dem go see my fury!! No matter how tall okra plant fit grow, the farmer who plant am go fit cut am down anytime.

We didn't see any ear piece ooo!! Infact, he doesn't use those things... Anyway, maybe it's just co-incidence sha but I swear it all looked off.

uhm... not seeing any cars in the pics. Ah well, so much for wanting to see pics! sad anyway

Na wa o. The strangest thing happened one day this week,on my return from work. A friend and I decided to pay a visit to a next friend/co-worker of ours who couldn't make it to work that day.

We got to our friend's home and just before knocking on the door, we heard our friend talking loudly and laughing. Saying something like, "no, it wasn't like that... it happened so fast it was very funny!!!..." My other friend and I could swear there was someone else in that house, only we just couldn't hear that person's voice well. We use style to peep, saw no one else, and no, he wasn't on the phone because he was thrashing his hands around,then knocked, and this guy opens the door only for us to enter and NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE

Me and my pal exchanged glances and asked if he had company, he calmly said "no" and it was the truth because, it's a simple looking apartment and this guy is married with kids, just his wife wasn't back yet and the kids had gone for extra lessons and were not back home yet.

Me and my pal left later on,just when madam got home and still, there is no evidence someone else was there with this guy in that house. Clearly, he had been talking to himself!! Is this normal for some people? This man is very intelligent, normal and never ever has anyone had to question his behavior, so...I know people think aloud sometimes but having a conversation with yourself and laughing also is kinda strange. Or it isn't? Doctors in the house, abeg, diagnose oo!

He wasn't on his phone when we peeped and looked. He was thrashing his arms around and sitting down facing the door and window where we were. Scary s*hit...

Na wa o. The strangest thing happened one day this week,on my return from work. A friend and I decided to pay a visit to a next friend/co-worker of ours who couldn't make it to work that day.

We got to our friend's home and just before knocking on the door, we heard our friend talking loudly and laughing. Saying something like, "no, it wasn't like that... it happened so fast it was very funny!!!..." My other friend and I could swear there was someone else in that house, only we just couldn't hear that person's voice well. We use style to peep, saw no one else, then knocked, and this guy opens the door only for us to enter and NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE

Me and my pal exchanged glances and asked if he had company, he calmly said "no" and it was the truth because, it's a simple looking apartment and this guy is married with kids, just his wife wasn't back yet and the kids had gone for extra lessons and were not back home yet.

Me and my pal left later on,just when madam got home and still, there is no evidence someone else was there with this guy in that house. Clearly, he had been talking to himself!! Is this normal for some people? This man is very intelligent, normal and never ever has anyone had to question his behavior, so...I know people think aloud sometimes but having a conversation with yourself and laughing also is kinda strange. Or it isn't? Doctors in the house, abeg, diagnose oo!

Jerie: Personally, I love cooking. Naturally, I'm a good cook. The first time she came over to my place, I cooked for her. Another time, I cooked Efo riro. As at today, she makes every effort to impress me knowing fully well that I can cook. Besides, she also knows that I can do without her cooking. However I must confess that she's a better cook. I cook because I enjoy doing it and she finds it romantic.

You are a kindhearted fellow. You commend your wife even though you may be the better cook, and yet realize it doesn't make you less of a man if you enter a kitchen. God bless your marriage

Any reasonable woman should know where to draw the line. Men should be respected. Period.

May be interesting but it's not an original idea. Sounds like Nigeria's knock-off version of America "Next top Model", or "idol" to me...No offense to anyone but I'm not interested


...AND BECAUSE YOU LIKE AND I DON'T, DOESNT MEAN YOU MUST INSULT OOO! TO WATCH NA BY FORCE

logica: Jezuz, do you always have to write an epistle of garbage that nobody will read?

Again @ logica--You and sooooo many others have read my expose on "logica the illogical fool" and you sef, even replied, telling us all how YOUR life sucks, (and tried to put that in a dialogue like its me who said it). Mumu

Let me know if you are tired of insulting everyone, so I can also stop telling people on Nairaland your true life history, but if you want to continue, so be it. I am watching ALL your posts henceforth!!and if I catch you insulting anyone you disagree with their opinions ever again,you will see... Douche!

GboyegaD:

Which one of them am I suppose to buy as a beginner because the adverts I watched on youtube are not helping out with adequate information.

For a beginner, the Hip hop abs will be good if you like to dance. Otherwise, the insanity series has the insane abs video in it but it is more hardcore. You will not likely get it on YouTube. You have to buy it. I ordered mine online...In Nigeria, ask fitness centers for the package.

"The skinny jeans has been worn by ladies much longer than guys began wearin them, it still kind of look better on the ladies than it is on most guys, though few guys rock it, but its becoming more common on guys this days. . . Well that just came on my mind and i decided to share it with you all. .

I was reading an article online yesterday which confirms that skinny jeans could cause the following in men:

1. Testicular pains
2. Urinary tract infections
3. Low Fluid count
4. Bladder weakness
5. Twisted testicles leading to testicular torsion"

Considering that a lot of guys wear these "gay" looking pants and swagger all over the place to toast women, the ones who have been hurt by them will not mind having the guys suffer from the above problems ooo! In fact na part of their prayer for them sef! Have a great day!!

AG.gal:
He went abroad just 4 endoscopy?

and for a quickie no more doctors in Naija abi?

redsun: It is a shame that these murderfuckers waste the tax payers monies to treat themselves in functional societies while hundreds of infants die needlessly everyday because of their callous misappropriation of the people's funds.

True. His "vacation" has now ended sha.

Hahaha!!! but I think she could have just told her to leave when intruder carried her food, then cook up a story later about how she was in a bad mood or something, that way they stay friends. With the FB message, intruder may never want to talk to schemer again ooo
Great work though! I applaud it.

logica: Your father is a monkey.

"logica!!!!!"...and you have just confirmed it! you drank expired, contaminated b*reast nono (milk) as an infant, now 95% of your brain has rotted away, so every reply to a comment has to be accompanied by an insult, even to other people's parents. Normal people don't do what you are doing. Hiding behind a computer and sending insults to anyone who you do not agree with their opinions. Olodo!!

The question now is how the remaining 5% of your brain was able to help you get access to the internet and what Nairaland moderators can do to keep you OFF, and help book an appointment for you at Aro or Yaba Psychiatric hospital, then with pastors from Cele church, MFM or Lord's Chosen--- you can pick. Discuss with moderators/ other Nairalanders in private. I will keep your secret... no one needs to know, ok? Pele...

[So, Pit latrine mouth, with a pit latrine life, go look for trouble somewhere else because you don't want to get into a war of words with me. Trust me ]

logica: Your father is a r@pist. And please, can you please tell us how you knew the mother of the child was r@ped? It seems you have more information that the rest of us are privy to.

"Quit being stu.pid. I know it must be hard for you. Maybe if you read just a bit, you would know from the details that this happened in LAGOS to a NEW BORN; and not ASABA to a 2 MONTH old baby. Can you spot the difference?"

@logica--- CLEARLY YOU ARE PURE SCUM!!! YOU CANNOT EVEN REPLY TO ANY COMMENTS ON A PUBLIC FORUM WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE?? You even stoop soooooo low to insult another person's father, simply because you do not agree with their point of view? I suspect you are some unfortunate kid (as in baby goat) who needs help and a loner who has no one else to play with but e-People on line to chat with . The boy who the girls run away from because you got halitosis. Come on, let the truth out. Maybe some nairalanders will have pity on you and ask for your address under the bridge and help put you out of your misery...effing r*etard!!

One more thing I forgot to add. Yes, exercise is good but honey, if you have not been working out and somehow this forum is motivating you somewhat, PLEASE START EASY OOO! OTHERWISE, YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF. I MEAN IT!!! you don't want to pull muscles, injure nerves or get a slipped disc.

Ideally, you should consult your doctor before starting any exercise programme if it is not your usual habit.

There are people whose daily calorie intake and energy expenditure is already balanced. They have active jobs, do not drive, they think too much, they fight too much and by the time they hustle for bus before and after work, they are tired-- but not before they have get daily dose of s*ex first ! ...these guys may not need to exert more pressure on their bodies!! so please , depending on your lifestyle sha, take things easy.

Love ya!!

Just like fart, let it out!!!