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Family / Re: My Husband Flirt With Girls Alot Help Me !! by Lisong(m): 12:09pm On Dec 14, 2023
I'll give you a little advice from a man's point of view. If you like take it or leave it. Give your man some ashawo vibes. I guess you are too holy for his liking. By ashawo vibes i mean, flirt with your husband. Then turn around and treat him like a king. Be submissive. I tell you that nothing drives a man out to the street like a wife that is not submissive. No matter how good you are. You must know he is your head, your head, your head, i said that 3 times to drive away the demon of feminism in you if any. When you have done all that. Then the next step will work perfectly. The next step is to flirt with him. Walk around the bedroom in your g-strings. Dont you ever put on clothes again in the room. Only sexy panties. Look very sexy for him. When he is watching tv, go down and give him a hard Mouth Gig. I swear even if na chelsea finals he will forget it and succumb to your government. Become creative and unpredictable. Especially if you have no children in the house. Play with him whether hes in the mood or not, once you stripe naked and position before him he must be in the mood by force. Whenever he wants to chat with those his babes online, jump on the bed and give him a BJ. The idea of you having separate rooms is the most useless idea ever in marriage. Burn down that your stupid room or rent it to the gateman and move into his room. Both of you must share the same room if you truly want to keep that man. Bye bye and goodluck to you.

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Politics / Re: "President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s Re-Election In 2027 Now Certain" – Reno Omokri by Lisong(m): 3:24am On Nov 18, 2023
Reno is a very foolish man to think tinubu will ever conduct a free and fair election in his life. Tinubu when he was not yet president bought over INEC and hijacked the elections to fraudulently win, is it when he is president that he will now conduct a free and fair elections? If the whole nigeria like let them merge together with cameroon and ghana and vote for Labour party or PDP, Tinubu will still win any election in this country as long as he is the president. As for me i don throway my voters card. Only a big fool will contest for presidency or even vote in the 2027 elections. I will never vote in any elections in this country again until i confirm that sanity is restored in our electoral system.

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Travel / Re: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by Lisong(m): 10:43am On Oct 22, 2023
laivwire:
I feel sorry for her. It's so bad especially when you're coming from a socially vibrant place like Nigeria.

The western culture is so isolated. Hello, Hi and that's all. Anyone you take as a friend is just for drinks/party o, if you assume any other type of attachment, you're on your own except it's your nuclear family.

What I don't understand is why people act like it is okay to live that way. Even Africans keeping to themselves like the whites only to get to their rooms and cry out of boredom. Because nothing can come close to true friendship, not Netflix not studies not work.

She should try to visit Naija every year. Spend at least two weeks greeting and gyrating with family and friends, chop suya and drink our cheap beer. Enter club and shake body, not all that Tecno electro music.


You get sense my dear. So much wisdom in your words. Good one.

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Travel / Re: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by Lisong(m): 10:41am On Oct 22, 2023
Kobojunkie:
What she is describing is not Canada but life for those who have no one to help them. If she had parents to help with her bills, she would not have need to carry it all on her head. Make she go visit mental health therapist/counselor abeg. undecided

There's no single wisdom in your statement. How old are you pls?

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Politics / Re: Bala Ibrahim: Attacks On Ganduje Cost Kwankwaso Ministerial Slot by Lisong(m): 7:27am On Aug 14, 2023
jeromestarks:
Ganduje is a problem.
Kenkenso is a problem.
The problem is one boy looking for manhood.
He will labour in vain again. Just watch and see.

He will labour like a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men. A none virgin always labour in vain because she has lost her virtue. She's worthless. Do not marry a worthless woman else you too labour in vain.

This person sounds like an infant. All these small children using their mummy's Nokia to chat sha. Coming to an intellectual forum to yarn gibberish. Mtcheeew.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Donates ₦‎100M To Jaga Testimony For Support by Lisong(m): 3:50am On Aug 07, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn that's like 130k dolls from my keyboard huzzling...tdamnn...inheritance and benefits money

Anyway oyakhilomen Ain't got no praise from me

We all know where the money is coming from

Hundred million to his gospel music career

Who the hell still listen to gospel songs

You ain't no shit bro
Gospel songs now is dead on arrival and put in dead
Nobody vibes to it anymore even the Christiana don't give a fuckkk...only time they manage to listen to gospel song when they are on a journey to a long distance like God is good motor you see the driver start the journey with gospel songs and take it off immediately one hour after the and bring on secular songs

Seun should not be letting children come on naira land. It's pathetic. Just look at this one with a perfect child's mentality.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Set To Become ECOWAS Chairman by Lisong(m): 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2023
Chai God! why na? See as you just dey set up Tinubu for international disgrace when he's finally kicked out from Aso rock. God you wicked o. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by Lisong(m): 3:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
NEVER!

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Computers / Re: Laptop Bag With USB Port: I Want To Import This. Will It Sell In Nigeria? by Lisong(m): 4:43pm On Jun 29, 2023
Something wey full everywhere already naim you dey do like sey na new innovation. I have one at home. It's just an ordinary bag. The USB is no big deal really.

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Family / Re: Why The Rate Of Divorce Is High & Why Families Break Up by Lisong(m): 12:46pm On Jun 13, 2023
Everything the OP said in this thread i totally agree with him, writing from experience. It is only God that is keeping my marriage if not for loooong my marriage would have gone down the drain. My wife came from a broken home and i can tell you for free that this thing tells on the marriages of the children, especially if the home was broken when the children were still kids. But if the home was broken when the kids are grown up, it may not have much effect on them because at that age they already know what is good and bad so they can judge to a large extent if the fault is from their mum or dad and then they will strive to avoid those loopholes in future to ensure their marriage do not end like that of their parents. But you see all these ones that broke up when their children are still kids? It takes the grace of God and a very good upbringing on the part of the mum to enable them to stay in marriage. In summary, my brother if you marry a lady from a broken home, you will fight a lot of spiritual battles to keep your home. Its best if the lady has the same understanding because it becomes easy when both of you are fighting the devil together. But its a big battle but if you dont give up but hold on to God and be steadfast in prayers, you will surely overcome. Take it or leave it.
Family / Re: Please I Need A Romantic Name To Call My Husband. by Lisong(m): 12:45pm On Jun 06, 2023
Call him Nkita. It's very romantic grin
Family / Re: Are Women From Divorced Homes More Likely To Divorce? by Lisong(m): 12:33pm On Jun 06, 2023
Kobojunkie:
As far as the Kingdom of God, there are two kinds of people in fhis world --- the unrighteous and then the righteous. A righteous man is approved as such by God and such a man would not come on here to ask questions of absolute strangers for advice about his private life given he has the Almighty Himself as His private Counselor, guide, Comforter, Helper, etc. 24/7. If you need to hear more about the difference between the the life of the righteous versus the unrighteous, let me know. undecided

My brother apologise for your wrong views and move. You know nothing about God and the Bible. The same scripture says, "in the multitude of counsel there is safety". Go and read your Bible my brother. It's not wrong if a man comes to the public to get ideas on how to tackle his problem. The people you call absolute strangers you don't even know if some of the people here are prophets, pastors , or psychologist, who can offer reasonable godly advise that might save that person. For your mind you're the only righteous person on nairaland. Self righteousness itself is a sin. Repent.
Family / Re: Are Women From Divorced Homes More Likely To Divorce? by Lisong(m): 12:10pm On Jun 05, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. I see you like lying to yourself! You and your wife need to go for professional marriage counseling, and you need to beg her to tell you the truth, rather than continue to delude yourself that some force is making your wife do things or some other bullsheet. undecided

By the way, you are fasting and praying in vain because God said He does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous; the prayers, offerings, praises, works, achievements, giving, pleas, etc., of the unrighteous are tainted by their sins and hence are rendered an unacceptable abomination to God. He does not answer such filthy prayers. So, you need to take more practical steps in helping you begin clearly realizing the problems in your marriage in order to accept and eventually resolve them. undecided

2. There are no forces out there to get you. How special you must think yourselves that you go as far as to believe that special forces are created to especially separate you in your marriages. No be a delusion of grandeur dem dey call that one? undecided

3. Ask her parents exactly why they separated, and if they are honest with you, they will tell you their exact reason. Stop feeding yourself delusions where you can instead find peace in knowing the truth, for your own minds sake. undecided

Only an infant will judge another person who he knows nothing about as a sinner. You will make a very poor counsellor in future so don't even attempt counseling. Perhaps you'll do well as a POS operator. If you think denying that Satan does not exist will make Satan disappear, then think again. You must be from one of those churches that deceive their members that there are no spiritual forces when even the Bible you quote out of context agrees that there are spiritual forces. Go away with your childish counsel that has no iota of wisdom in it.
Politics / Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by Lisong(m): 11:14am On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:



🤣🤣🤣

These days shall pass over. It’s just for a little while. This turning point was ordained to come and the time is now.

I am a patriotic and highly esteemed citizen of The Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am aware that I will have to pay a price for the betterment of this great nation, and that I am doing now.

People like you just want it all on a bed of roses. No pain, No gain!

You're talking nonsense. When will you ever get sense? That was how you kept deceiving yourself for 8 years till buhari left the seat without acomplishing anything. You see a mistake made by a grandpa who should be in his retirement home playing ludo and leave governance to those that know what to do, and you are here talking nonsense. Are you okay at all? Tinubu is A president that has no idea how to move the country from the sadden state buhari left it. His only reason for wanting to be president is to answer the name PRESIDENT, thats all. You all better pray for God to intervene or else this suffering will never end in Tinubu's 4 years, thats not a prophecy but a fact.
Family / Re: Are Women From Divorced Homes More Likely To Divorce? by Lisong(m): 9:49am On May 31, 2023
Take my advice and run for your life. My wife is everything you described your woman to be. Today, 9 years of marriage im doing prayer and fasting everyday to still keep my marriage. A force that she doesnt understand keeps pushing her to separate. All of a sudden she has changed from the obedient quiet woman to a stubborn goat. She wants to do the opposite of what i say and you can see it clearly that she's not the one doing these things. Its the forces that separated her parents still fighting to separate her. But because im too strong for them, they keep fighting in vain and God has been keeping my marriage going. But i tell you the battle is not easy. So if you are not ready for it, run away from any lady from a divorced home. But listen to this, if the lady's parents got divorce when she was above 20 years, there's a very high chance that she will do everything to make her own marriage work. So this is an exceptional case. But if her parents divorced when she was still a kid, like below 13 years, my brother, you will fight real battle to keep your marriage. Then going down the history of my wife's family i saw a repeating trend of divorce. Her grandmother was single-parent, her mother single-parent, many of her cousins are single parents, so these are things you should also watch out for because they MATTER!
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: What A Northern Nigerian Muslim Donor Would Have Done - Reno Omokri by Lisong(m): 11:06pm On May 05, 2023
Tntsi:
Let's leave all these long talks. What I see here is that ekweremadu cup is full.
The hands of ekweremadu might even be clean in this matter but when your cup is full, it is full.

When your cup is full, the case that will close your matter may not be one that you are necessarily guilty.

Tinubu cup is about to be full.

I never knew we still have men of great wisdom on nairaland. I thought this place has been taken over by infants who talk gibberish. That last line "Tinubu cup is about to be full" shows you are a very wise man that sees far ahead. May God increase your wisdom. amen
Politics / Re: LP: Apapa-faction Pardons Obi, Otti For Attending 'illegal NEC Meeting' In Asaba by Lisong(m): 11:11pm On May 04, 2023
Youre a foolish fool. Peter Obi that remembers the exact number of the population of each country of the world and all the economic and financial statistics in Nigeria, naim go come forget that he has met your ugly face before? You're mad. Say something else because this lie wont fly.
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin's Take On Seyi Tinubu's $11M UK Property- Offers More Insight. by Lisong(m): 11:00pm On May 04, 2023
blabulu2000:
To support of is a business in Nigeria for people that really know how to do it....if you doubt me, ask Rufai in Arise TV...rufai was a nobody journalist in Arise TV but the moment he started making comments to support Obi....it has sudden become an Ace Journalist.....you can not imagine millions of naira some of these corrupt politicians could have dump into his account just to keep spreading and propagating lies about APC, Buhar,i and President-elect...
David Humyein also has cash out with this lies ...and all kind of unreliable news he is publishing....or so you think he is spending his personal money to be doing all this garbage?/ not until you trace his bank account...you can imagine those bulk of.momey these corrupt politicians could have transfer into his account to keep doing what he know how to do.best...but I was disappointed the day I heard him speaking as a journalist. And that if this is who some people are taking his word seriously then.....we don't have journalists in Nigeria.....he is so unprofessional

guy your mumu go last long o. See as you just wasted my data i think sey na reasonable thing you wan talk. Mtcheeeew
Celebrities / Re: P'Square, Timaya, Phyno & Flavour Visit & Bow To Greet King Sunny Ade by Lisong(m): 5:31pm On May 03, 2023
I only entered this thread just to check Timaya's dressing. In my opinion, he's one of the most stylish male artistes in Nigeria. Correct guy. cool
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Bloomberg News On Seyi Tinubu Has Been Seen By Nine Million by Lisong(m): 5:24pm On May 03, 2023
Throwback:
Oby Ezekwesili has been reduced to an online political "lamentator".

She was silent when Obi was shamefully detained in London.

Shameless beings who cannot overcome the fact that their Igbo candidate lost to the Yoruba victor.

Tinubu has been out of office since 2007 and has not pursued any federal government contract or position since then.

Tinubu is not responsible for why Anambra youths were killed by Awkuzu SARS or arrested in Malaysia and Indonesia while fleeing hardship in Anambra.

O boy you mumu o. Choi! No single wisdom for ya head.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment Rate In Nigeria & Around The World - World Of Statistics by Lisong(m): 1:36pm On May 01, 2023
sleek214:

How many people did the fraud Obi removed from poverty when he was Anambra State governor? Among the four leading candidates in the just concluded election, Obi was the least qualified.. in a sane society, Obi won't get up to 5% votes. He had nothing to offer as a governor, he wouldn't have offered anything as a president. Unemployment rate is high because many Nigerians don't think, they are as shallow in their reasoning, just like you.

How old are you please? From your comment it appears youre a kid still feeding from your mother's pot. I prefer to engage real adults in conversation. I think Seun should make everyone in nairaland upload their birth certificate before joining the forum, or better still create children's department to ward off these infants from serious threads.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: APC Asks Election Tribunal To Dismiss Obi, Lp’s Petition, Gives Reasons by Lisong(m): 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2023
and why did the response avoid the part of Obi's petition that mentioned that TINUBU WAS A DRUG LORD WHO FORFEITED $460,000 TO THE US GOVT? Hhahahaha I dey laugh una. When case start una go understand wetin una do unasef. No drug lord will rule this country. Tinubu is a joker.
Romance / Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Lisong(m): 1:58pm On Apr 10, 2023
Sagefromtheeast:


What else is he studying if he has scored the girl's body from head to toe, inside out?!
Nothing remain!
This generation sef


Oga na her character, behavior and lifestyle i say make him study o. No be where your mind dey carry you go so.
Romance / Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Lisong(m): 6:56am On Apr 10, 2023
Despite coming from a decent home something tells me that girl don tear eye pass you. She was only pretending when you first met her. Thats how people pretend in the first few weeks of a relationship but as time goes on, their true colors start showing. This should give you concern because you can never tell the number of stuff she may be hiding from you. So just give the relationship more time to study the girl. Only time reveals the true character of people. You fit surprise sey the babe dey blow dope pass Fela but has been pretending that she's allergic to cigarette smoke. lol.
Politics / Re: Dr Dele Afelumo's Response To Chimamanda Adichie by Lisong(m): 10:19pm On Apr 07, 2023
This yeye doctor is only coming to show his writing prowess as if this is an essay competition. He only wants to show he too can write better than a novelist. He has no point or understands the reality on ground only to write unnecessary big grammar. If literature is your thing, who asked you to go study medicine? Mumu Dele. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: "Unlettered And Uncultured People": Moghalu Apologises For Choice Of Words by Lisong(m): 3:15pm On Apr 07, 2023
Moghalu you are a very foolish man. You wey I dey groom for my mind to take over presidency when it returns to the south after Peter Obi has ruled his 8 years and Datti has ruled another 8 years for the north, naim come dey misyarn like a fool just because yeye Prof. Wole Soyinka approved your presidential candidature in a previous election. Mad man. You have shown that you are in the category of Sowore and as such lost all the respect I have for you. Truly any politician wey no be Peter Obi, no fit be like Peter Obi. Obi no dey two.

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Politics / Re: Katsina Youths Boo APC Campaign Team, Chant "Bamayi" (Video) by Lisong(m): 7:07pm On Jan 19, 2023
diadem10:


You can reject your state governor if you like or not. Tinubu isn't responsible for your misforrrtune in your state. Anyone with a functional Brain knows that. Lagos APC is working for example.

You and buhari I no sabi who mumu pass. Was it their state governor that increased fuel price to over N300 per litre? Was it their state governor that increased the food cost where a bag of rice sells at N48,000? Was it their state governor that killed the economy and plunged us into two recessions in less than 8 years? Who supported Buhari to power? Was it not the useless Tinubu? Was it not Tinubu who went about campaigning that Buhari is the best man for Nigeria, buhari will do this and that... Now his Buhari has failed woefully he wants to exclude himself from the failure and claim to build Lagos. Which Lagos? Any man that supported Buhari does not have a right judgment and will never do well in power because he will end up appointing useless people into his cabinet. May you perish with your yeye Tinubu. Its either Peter Obi or we can manage Atiku. Tinubu is not an option.

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Politics / Re: More Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Bayelsa State by Lisong(m): 11:05am On Dec 02, 2022
If to say Na presidential debate dem for no appear. Useless combination of a drug baron presidential aspirant and a terrorist leader deputy. God forbid 2 of you to smell Aso rock.
Religion / Re: The Experience Gospel Concert 2022 Holds In Lagos Today by Lisong(m): 11:00am On Dec 02, 2022
lhordspy:
Hope not to see peter obi as usuall.

We dont want dubious politicians mixing religion with politics for their own unrealistic ambition.

You and Tinubu I no know who mumu pass.
Agriculture / Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by Lisong(m): 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2022
The only animals I know that kill their prey without eating them are Fulani herdsmen.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Chioma, Cubana Chief Priest, 30BG On Private Jet To Israel DMW's Wedding by Lisong(m): 9:31am On Oct 24, 2022
Davido shame on you. You engaged Chioma for years dey fv.ck her everyday even give her belle to born for you but you can't be man enough to take her to the altar and marry her once and for all. Yet you claim you love her. With all your billions and billionaire friends, organising a wedding shouldn't be an issue. So what is holding you back from doing the right thing by wedding the poor girl. See small Israel don do him wedding you dey there dey form small pikin. Be a man for once. Wed Chioma now or free the girl make serious person like me come marry her. cry

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