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Romance / Am Afaid To Loose Her ,and She Is Afraid To Loose Me Too, What Should I Do ? by lokachine: 9:16am On Nov 20, 2013
please, I need ur advise.My girlf frnd is always afraid of loosing me and am as well having the same fear of loosing her too. Though she is a good girl sha and I don't wnt to loose her. She asks me every day n night if I wont jilt her n am even getting tired of her asking me same question every now n then.Bt I dnt let her know dt am also scared of loosing her too.Pls what sensible thing did u think I can do dat will not make me to be heart broken ? shey u know ladies now.
Romance / Re: I Am Fed Up With My Boyfriend's Anger, Pls Help! by lokachine: 9:40pm On Nov 17, 2013
@ op... U are too emotional n teen to be in a relatnship..From d look of tins,u are money conscious n dats y u complain of him not giving u money n dnt measure love by d amount of money a guy gives u. D guy might really love u,bt he could be dat he is using controll key application on u n dats d strategy most smart guys who love a girl n dnt want to fall in love use des days because most smart guys have come to realised that d harder u hit ur girl on d wall like tennis ball,d faster she loves u n like coming back to u n ur yearning n cry on NL is an attestatn dat it really dis method really works on u n it will for many ladies n av come to discover dat u ladis bliv dat love is sweet n u prefer it wit bread n butter ,n dats y u are cryn over money u dint get from him...See, d guy is just being wise ,may be he has pass tru d skul of hard knocks n heartbreak...For any guy dat want to be in control of his gf, u nid not to be a fool as some guys just dive into love as cat fish dive in water.
Think wit ur head not ur joystick my guys... A for u dis small girl dat is still supposed to be suckn breast from ur mum chest bt wants to breast feedn a baby, u better go n pack up dat relatnship n face ur studies..If u were my sister, honeslty, I will be giving u six lashes every morning..ur mates are busy lookn for admission, ur a cryn for love..
u must be mature physically,materiall, spiritually n emotinally bfor u can start tinkn of dis kind of life destructive moves,cos dats wat it ia to u now.
Romance / Funny Facts To Stop U From Being A Lady's Maga N Womanizer. by lokachine: 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2013
This facts are tablets that can bring men who have fallen maga for ladies back to their sixth senses and those who are trying to escape from the world of being a womaniser..It is quiet unfortunate that some baby guys who have not pass through the school of hardknocks and who have not been to the university of heart break or pass tru it will want to see this expensive tips as commonsensically-nonsensicall realistic logics bcause they still think and reason through the direction of their joy stick n as a result will always fall victim of heart break n end up being a sucker for real at the end of the day.. The tips are divided into different parts...But I will pick randomly ....
1. women are like bank accounts, the more the money,the more the interest.
2. women are sexually aroused with a cheque book.
3. You cannot get anything from woman without an obligation
4. women are more source of sorrow than of good fortune.
5. The money a man gets through woman is always spent over her.
6. A woman only enjoys a man's company if the man owns the company.
7. The happiest day in a womans life is when her rich husband dies.
8. To women,the diff. btw a handsome man and ugly man is money.
9. Money cannot buy woman's genuine love but it can buy a very close imitation of it.
10. when a woman loves u, you only feel it in ur pocket.
11. women believe money does a lot than love.
12. women spend more on things they don't even need to impress ppl they dont even like.
13. women believe that love is sweet but they prefer it with bread n butter.
14. women kiss men with the same lips with which they use to destroy them.
15. If u give a woman ur heart, she will want ur soul.
16. Above all,one thing I love about women is that,they make u wise but not rich...

These are our women for real..there are still many more facts which shall stiil be posted..
Bt I congratulate my ladies,because that of men is worse and I shall post it...I think women will laugh last...But mind u...To any man or any woman who may want to issue any cause as a result of these tips,back to the sender..U shall use your head to carry your ur curse, because these are just tips that can deliver some dudes out of the shackles of heart break, being foolish or mumuish n stupid.Thanks
Romance / Funny Facts To Stop U From Being A Lady's Maga N Womanizer. by lokachine: 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2013
This facts are tablets that can bring men who have fallen maga for ladies back to their sixth senses and those who are trying to escape from the world of being a womaniser..It is quiet unfortunate that some baby guys who have not pass through the school of hardknocks and who have not been to the university of heart break or pass tru it will want to see this expensive tips as commonsensically-nonsensicall realistic logics bcause they still think and reason through the direction of their joy stick n as a result will always fall victim of heart break n end up being a sucker for real at the end of the day.. The tips are divided into different parts...But I will pick randomly ....
1. women are like bank accounts, the more the money,the more the interest.
2. women are sexually aroused with a cheque book.
3. You cannot get anything from woman without an obligation
4. women are more source of sorrow than of good fortune.
5. The money a man gets through woman is always spent over her.
6. A woman only enjoys a man's company if the man owns the company.
7. The happiest day in a womans life is when her rich husband dies.
8. To women,the diff. btw a handsome man and ugly man is money.
9. Money cannot buy woman's genuine love but it can buy a very close imitation of it.
10. when a woman loves u, you only feel it in ur pocket.
11. women believe money does a lot than love.
12. women spend more on things they don't even need to impress ppl they dont even like.
13. women believe that love is sweet but they prefer it with bread n butter.
14. women kiss men with the same lips with which they use to destroy them.
15. If u give a woman ur heart, she will want ur soul.
16. Above all,one thing I love about women is that,they make u wise but not rich...

These are our women for real..there are still many more facts which shall stiil be posted..
Bt I congratulate my ladies,because that of men is worse and I shall post it...I think women will laugh last...But mind u...To any man or any woman who may want to issue any cause as a result of these tips,back to the sender..U shall use your head to carry your ur curse, because these are just tips that can deliver some dudes out of the shackles of heart break, being foolish or mumuish n stupid.Thanks

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Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 2:01pm On Nov 16, 2013
thanks to all..U all makes sense...But some buddies understand me better..Thanks for ur contributions..
Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 1:39pm On Nov 16, 2013
@ addictive...I give u kudos for being able to decode my waves...Av been to school of hard knocks n I think am old enough to have graduated from d skull of heartbreak..U n Timothy really undstand my drives..It pays when one gets a buddy that really understand ones drive..Its like addictive has pass out from d skul of hard knock n dats y he is able to decipher my calculations...Love is not d way u ppl tink it is..D harder u hit a woman to d wall, d faster it comes backs to u because dey are like tennis ball...So also dey are like pampax that has to be changd over time for d same reason.women beleive love is sweet but they prefer it with bread n butter..This my lady is too good but I cant lay all my cards on d table because she is good...U cant predict a woman because they are like tea bag,u never knew their strenght untill dey get into hot water..I dnt think with my penis at d sight of a lady, I reason with d brains in my head...Though its God dat created penis n brain,bt there is no enough blood to run both at d same time..So guyz, use ur brain to think,not ur joy sticks...ok.
Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 3:47am On Nov 16, 2013
@ tell wisdom..N mind u I can pay ur ten years salary in on cheque..Dnt dare me...If I should reveal whom I am to u, u will beg for familiarity..n for ur information,nairaland is not only meant for poor brats n wacks like u,its also meant for d rich...so watch ur tongue or u tie rope to it through ur nose to avoid it sendn u to rust in hell here on earth.
Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 3:42am On Nov 16, 2013
@ tell wisdom..U dont tell wisdom,its only foolishness u tell because ur user name does not tally with whats coming out of ur mind through ur mouth.
Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 8:23pm On Nov 15, 2013
@ 25 omega..u are there ,u must be very intelligent..Dats wat I need Gbam!

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Romance / Re: This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 8:20pm On Nov 15, 2013
@ too good..Its lyk u dnt undstand d perspective my reasoning is set on... U need to go to school of love to undertand my scope..No grudges o,just dat u dnt undstand my drives.. Pls do any oda person decode where am driving at ?

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Romance / This Lady Is Madly In Love With Me...pls What Will I Do ? by lokachine: 7:47pm On Nov 15, 2013
I have dis new girlfriend,infact fiancee so to say...She is madly in love with me n always afraid of me jilting her because she frequently n tirelessly ask if I really love her...But I do reply "yes" because I love her too bt her love for me is greater than I av for her n each time I send her air time n some times money for up keep, she wont collect n even warn me to stop sendn her air time n giving her money.
But one thing is that, I don't want to loose this lady and at the same time am scared to love her back in the same proportion n manner with which she loves me because I beleive that ladies tends to misbehave and give up if they discover their fiance love them much. because I also beleive in this saying that the day ur woman discovers u love her, dat day ur problem starts , and I also beleive in this too ,that women are like tennis ball, d harder u hit them on wall, d faster dey come back to u. One thing dat makes me never want to apply this my philosopy is dat it might not really work on dis lady becos I discover that d more I show dis lady how much I love her, d more she wax stronger her love for me...
So my real fear is that, should I love this lady in d same proportion at which she loves me or I should not just show her how much I love her because I dnt want to loose her tru shown her much love and would she get fed up if I show her much love or keep with me for life ?...But I cant break her heart n even cheat on her because I dnt like hurtn feelns n betrayn..I prefer someone do dat to me dan me doing that...Pls I need ur advice..Thanks.
Romance / Re: My New Girlfriend Claims To Be A Born Again..please What Can I Do ? by lokachine: 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2013
Big thanks @ zeb04...U are great...Ur adv. bring me back to make use of my brain to think instead of my manhood..Thanks..Bt its not d fault of we guys sometimes. u know,though God created brain n penis,but there is no enough blood to run both at d same time..So dat y u see some brave n intelligent guys use their penis instead of their brain whenever dey ar with women n its due to d shortage of blood to run both dat made me sought for more blood dat would enable me run both at d same tym..Thanks for d blood donation...N for other advisers, I say big thank u,bt just dat ur blood has virus so I might catch up with an infection,therefore,I think it will be useful for some people dat need such.
Romance / My New Girlfriend Claims To Be A Born Again..please What Can I Do ? by lokachine: 6:56pm On Nov 14, 2013
My new girlfiend hapens to be a born again christian ,but I get to know of recent through her confession that she is not a virgin... N my vow to myself is that ,if she is a virgin, I wont touch her till after the "yes I Do Oath"...But now am afraid of this lady not receving an oil treatment from another dude while claiming to be a born again christian to me...So I don't know if am to strike once and leave the rest of the show untill we are together if God desires or I should just leave her till after we have descended from the alter. Please your advice will be highly valuable if it speaks brain.Thanks

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