* Some people are the cause of their owm problem...i don't know why some1 will do fake transfer to babalawo :/

* Don't go for it, let it come to you. Naso jollof rice and maltina no reach me for wedding. Motivational speaker avoid me abeg

* If a gal don't want to take you to her parent, impregnant her and her parent will come to you

* Breaking News
Reporter: it has been discovered that dinosaurs are still in existence and are rapidly spreading round the world!
TWO WEEKS LATER (IN NIGERIA)
Vendor: (hawking) COME AND BUY YOUR T-REX PEPPERSOUP HERE

* Confusion is when you finally go to church after behng absent for a long timd and the pastor announces that "the devil is in our midst today"

* I don't like people who can't let go of the past especially those i'm owing

* I can remeber last year when my ex broke up with me i didn't eat for 3yrs

*"did you study chemistry"
"yeah"
"can you hel..."
"i was dumb"

* Being ugly is bad, people will just look at you and conclude that you're wicked

Who's to be blamed?

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Goat and Fowl are close friends who are always seen together.
One day they were walking by the roadside and a car sped past them and splashed them water.

Fowl got angry and said "see as he dey drive like goat"

Goat also got annoyed and shouted "na why dem the quick die like fowl"
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Since then they no longer interact with each other, so...who is to be blamed?

* Driver
* Fowl
* Goat

Hey guys

I'm called the Holy Saint

Under this topic, i'll deliver jokes non-stop for your entertainment.

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BigYash:
My guy... Correct guy..

it's nothing jaare, if u want more i still get o

BigYash:
This is no joke na
But if na me,I go remove the eggs and add chicken..

Enjoy

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DiamondJLove:
e shock me

Not even the president owns the country!

Aliko dangote. . . How hilarious

If u aren't busy and ready to chat. Let's be friends. I am Lord_Edah

Laugh Out Loud

1. On my wedding day, there will be break time for those who are hungry.

2. Don't ask me what am i doing for a living. Do u think living in nigeria is easy. I live in nigeria for a living.

3. I told her to make tea, she said the salt is not enough. Precious, what have i done?¿

4. Who else notice that anytime u pass a lady, the devil will always whisper to you... "now you can look at her back my child"

5. Everytime you will be shouting 'all men are the same'. Who asked you to taste then all?

6. Being a man is quite comfortable. If u no fine u no fine.

7. Fat girls are the most stingy creature on earth. They will wear skirt, open leg and yet u won't see anything.

8. Imagine dating a girl that breaks sugarcane with her leg

9. It is not that my handwriting is bad, i just have my own special FONT.

10. If you want to measure someone's strength, try pushing the toilet door while they are still using it.

What is wickedness?
-it is when u finish laughing and left without a reply.

If u see this post then u are the fated person(s) i have been searching for. All u have to do is to just send me a thousand naira only to recieve an ultimate price.

1) if a girl doesn't want to take u to her parent. Impregnate her and her parent will come to you.

2) Having sex in the dream is so comfortable, u don't have to worry about getting impregnated.

3) It seems the situation of the country has affected even the witches that they can no longer afford to buy broom(for flight) and do nt serve food in dreams but instead bring plate to collect food.

4) Your destiny is in your hands but u dey use am finger girls.

5) Gone are those days where u take 10k to the market, buy a trailer worth of goods and leave with balance of 8500 naira.

6) When a girl wants to beg, u will hear 'u know i love u?'

TBC...
I am Lord_Edah follow up for more.

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Who would care when a failure appears, even dogs will stay away from such a lowly-than-a-dog person nt to mention humans