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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 9:00pm On Feb 07, 2024
Gustav25 my guy

Failure after failure.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 6:03pm On Feb 02, 2024
Mujtahida:

Na lie 😂😂😂. Na the tension dey make am sweet. If we qualify now, you go begin itch to watch the semi. You can't help it.

I swear. It even gets worse the more we progress 😂. If we reach final, tension wey go wound people ehn..

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Ivory Coast: AFCON 2023 Round-Of-16 (4 - 5)pens On 29th January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 7:16am On Jan 30, 2024
Tranquility2345:
See that man wey wan kiss that fine young babe onto say Ivory Coast win. The girl just curve am 😂😂😂

I just watched it now and I'm in tears. Imagine getting curved like that in front of the entire continent. 😭😭😭
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 10:47pm On Jan 27, 2024
Omo, no more parking bus with this human sieve in between the sticks.

All of a sudden, our QF chances now hang on a thread.
😩

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Romance / Re: Mia Khalifa Wants Her Videos Removed From Pornhub by LordTheus(m): 10:06am On Jan 27, 2024
Nop, we can't let this happen. Older generations have been pleasured by her career videos, the current generation is currently getting pleasured by them and future generations to come must be pleasured by her videos.
Yes,She gave the world a gift, but yet a contractual one and simply can't be withdrawn at her request; unless agreed upon by all parties of interest involved including the billions of earthlings who get pleasured by her gifts each year.
Mia khalifa's gifts must be preserved as items of historical value that must be beheld by future generations.
A man cannot walk away from his story; this is her story.

😂😂😂😂😂 You be werey.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LordTheus(m): 11:11pm On Jan 25, 2024
Nokio2:
As presido go France
I say make I try french cuisine
Eba and fillet Parakash soup
Omo enjoyment kill me hia
French people no like wahala
To make their food no cost like that
All this Ahnie,Maria,Gboyega etc I carry this soup pepper una today!

Have you lost your mind? Wtf is this shit? 🤢

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 8:21pm On Jan 22, 2024
maestro299:
In layman's terms:
Super Eagles go drag you to their level.

😂😂😂

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 7:54pm On Jan 22, 2024
CIV has fallen sha. Didn't use to be like this in the 2010s.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 7:48pm On Jan 22, 2024
Equatorial Guinea has finally exposed us with this convincing victory over CIV. Look at us beating Ivory Coast with a measley penalty when Eq. Guinea is busy loading goals against them like it's just another day of the week.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 7:44pm On Jan 22, 2024
Kkk777:
Ihanacho need to be introduced

LoL. They said the same of Iwobi and Onyedika. What has changed?

Abeg. The Super Eagles don cast.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 7:41pm On Jan 22, 2024
Eq. Guinea no just send Ivory Coast papa.

Super Eagles are bundle of disgrace.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by LordTheus(m): 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2024
Can GB just come back with 2 goals abeg? Let them just beat us 2-1 and let us be going home.

We will NOT survive the knockout stages with this atrocious gameplay.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 10:16pm On Jan 18, 2024
Ghana don score. This Egypt side is not giving. No food for us this night 😔.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordTheus(m): 10:06pm On Jan 18, 2024
minfelix:


oga u are dry, u no funny at all, if na Nigeria situation dey make u vex pls go to politics zone and be commenting there..Leave super eagles page alone if you are not a fan..its better to be a pessimist that confesses once a while when the eagles play well, than being this rubbish hater that prays the team loses always….abeg get out of super eagles fans page make we see better fans that critically analyze the team

I swear. I always cringe whenever I read his comments.

Gustav25 is a long time homie of mine from back in the days because we used to troll DC fans in the TV/Movies section, lol. He's a seasoned troll and more entertaining to read.

I wonder why Blueelf can't even take a book from his page. At this rate, it's starting to feel like he's just overcompensating for his complete lack of a sense of humor.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LordTheus(m): 6:50pm On Jan 15, 2024
Botragelad:

Now that this bloke has busted you for stealing that food photo you claimed was yours I'm not sure if you actually cooked this dish.

Don't know what you lot hope to get from pinching food snaps online. Why not be honest with yourself. No one is making you post on this thread, don't mess it up please!

Chai. The way una take burst this Whobeatme guy ehn. With immediate effect. 😂

His food section career crashed before it even took off 🤣🤣🤣

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Disciples And wisemen Speaks by LordTheus(m): 8:31am On Jan 12, 2024
Kenneth4u205:
Summary of the video
(1) He(Joseph David) was the first disciple of tb Joshua and was there when the other disciples came and left scoan. He is the most senior disciple and trustee of scoan
(2) AJOKE was not the biological daughter of tb joshua.she was a few days old baby abandoned at scoan.tb Joshua reported the case to police station but her parents never came forth. So tb Joshua decided to adopt her as his daughter.the records is still in scoan archive and police station.
(3) ANGELIC that claimed that tb Joshua tape her actually fell in love with a fellow disciple but tb Joshua did not approve of the relationship. So she got offended and left scoan.she came back many years later with a hidden camera and started screaming rape at scoan gate .

(4)AGOMO PAUL was sent to Ghana to oversee scoan branch in ghana.he went there and fell in love with a chief daughter in Ghana.The lady later died and he blamed TB Joshua for her death and left scoan.

(5) Rachel that claimed that tb Joshua masturbated on her was a lesbian. She was always trying to sleep with female disciples at scoan and after multiple rebuke from tb Joshua ,she left scoan

(5) BISOLA has always been a rebellious lady at scoan. She finds it difficult to obey the disciples law at scoan. She left multiple times but her mother always brings her back .video of her her rebellion is still in the scoan archive.

Children of God ,all the ex disciples featured in the BBC documentary are aggrieved people that decided to lie against the very man that raised them up . The same way satan is lying against God today after spending billions of year's in heaven with God .

(1)Watch the full video of what disciple Joseph David has to say :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRApZomObUY?si=UqBSfokQMeav9bcR

(2) watch the full video of what Wiseman harry has to say :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SYhLEnlCQ4?si=C4-d7K2aGwMo8aOR

(3) watch the full video of what apostle John chi has to say :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI7r_W_gOLU?si=2dVEnmrIDMRCQApD

.....All of which are bald claims bereft of any actual evidence.
Crime / Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by LordTheus(m): 11:23am On Jan 08, 2024
Martinez39s:
I am quoting you here regarding the post you made below. The thread was locked before I could post this.
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If you really understood women, you would know that hiring female moderators mainly authorised to handle to problem "misogyny" will lead an overkill and unwanted unfairness.

First of all, women call a lot of things misogynistic for silly and dubious reasons, even the utterance of harmless unflattering facts about women. "Misogyny" is also used as silencing tool during a discourse involving talking points that women don't like, particularly red pill discourse that awaken men in a way women don't want for selfish and manipulative reasons. Discourse devoid of misogyny that causes discomfort can be portray as misogynistic by women. I could go on an on, but I won't because I know you understand what I addressing.

My point is that, the new female moderators, given this task, will go on to erase any thread that goes against the female imperative/status quo and disseminates uncomfortable discussions and points about women. Many accounts will be unfairly banned just for propagating talking points that females frown upon, even though they are logically not misogynistic. The objective of handling misogyny will be used as a pretext for this unfairness.

It is better that nairaland be a safe ground for all sorts of discourse as freedom of speech permits. The advantage is that we get to actually know how many think, even the actual extreme ones. We all get to know if many sympathise with them or not. Those that are dissatisfied with the talking points of a group, and their influence, must either take it upon themselves to verbally address/deconstruct these points (without breaking the rules) or shut up and not run to daddy Seun. grin Different opinions can't coexist without people being offended, and no one has the right to not be offended. Thanks.

I think we just need a detached, objective moderator who is capable of deciphering the difference between useful and intellectual comments from blatantly thoughtless misogynistic comments. Whilst I'm all for freedom of speech, I believe part of the reason why Nairaland is considered a cesspool of madness among non-registered users is because of extremist users who are averse to any sort of logical or rational thought.

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Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by LordTheus(m): 3:39am On Jan 04, 2024
Blackfire:
Now now

Jay Jay

Nwa baby

Ghen ghen

Buhari tinubu

Last last

Craw craw

Mumu

Toto

Kai Kai

Bum bum

Cee cee

Poto poto

Fuçk fuçk
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by LordTheus(m): 3:39pm On Jan 03, 2024
Just came across this episode of People's Court on YouTube that made me remember this thread. Women will humble you. See how this old man let himself get publicly embarrassed by a girl old enough to be his daughter. Even the Judge clowned him 😭


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AYUisrAUrA

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Forum Games / Re: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by LordTheus(m): 8:11pm On Dec 26, 2023
Oh boy. I excel at these kind of threads. Just 1 thing? I'll give you 15. Where do I even begin? 😂

1. I can't dance. I hate dancing. If you call me up to dance with you, you'd better prepare yourself for serious cringe and embarrassment.

2. I have specific plates for different kinds of food. Can't explain why because even I don't understand lol.

3. I'm attracted to much older ladies and most of my crushes (both real life and celebrities) are often in their 40s or 50s. Girls my age tend to bore me rather quickly.

4. I'm repulsed by the concept of marriage and having kids.

5. My fashion sense is completely casual to a fault. I work in an organization where the dress code is strictly formal but I prefer to wear jean trousers and palm to work than suit up.

6. I'm convinced that no one likes beans more than me.

7. I'm not fond of kids. See number 4

8. I get easily bored by mainstream entertainment. My taste in music and movies are very eclectic. For movies, I love horror, suspense thrillers, creepypasta stories and movies where the nature of the villain or antagonist is unknown (e.g the Blair Witch Project). For music, it's more tricky. I like a lot of popular artists like Kendrick Lamar and Burna Boy. But I also listen to American punk rock and alternative, which I've found is far from typical for most Nigerians.

9. I'm an atheist who loves Christian music. Especially the classics like Don Moen, Graham Kendrick and Michael W. Smith.

10. I hate touching pictures because it makes me feel like I'm touching the person in it.

11. I must always go through my phone when I eat.

12. Don't know if this counts but when it comes to swallow, I'm very selective of the soup depending on the swallow. E.g I hate Semo with okro and I hate Eba with pepper soup.

13. As a guy, I sit down to pee. In fact, I hate standing to pee.

14. I can go on for months without calling or talking to anybody. This caused a lot of problems with my first girlfriend because she had so much energy and I always seemed to kill her vibe with my loner attitude. I prefer the hermit lifestyle because I've found that I can get easily annoyed by people. Even people very close to me.

15. I detest taking pictures of myself, much less other people.

That's all. For now I think 😅.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back! Do You Miss It? by LordTheus(m): 12:57pm On Dec 21, 2023
Haakeem:
Too childish.
My head been Don they pain me for the few seconds of surfing what's up there.

Childish? I understand if you don't fancy the interface, but I'm confused as to how you can qualify its' appearance with the word "childish"?

Would you say this is "childish" too?

https://www.personalitycafe.com/forums/
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back! Do You Miss It? by LordTheus(m): 12:56pm On Dec 21, 2023
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Partially Back; A Work In Progress by LordTheus(m): 12:50pm On Dec 21, 2023
delpee:


Well done but you need to work harder on moderation. People need to be more civil and decent in their interactions with others. Tribalists and those who are intolerant of other's religions need to be dealt with. Freedom of expression is no reason why one should bully, intimidate or infuriate others.

Let Nairaland go back to the years of intelligent discourse which is what attracted most of us to the site back then. May God guide and help you to full restoration and higher glory.

Exactly my sentiments. Hopefully, Seun sees this.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back! Do You Miss It? by LordTheus(m): 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2023
LooneyLester:




You want nairaland to look like forking Instagram or Snapchat

Jesus, heck no 💀.

Something more like this>>

https://forums.superherohype.com
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back! Do You Miss It? by LordTheus(m): 10:28am On Dec 21, 2023
I didn't realize how much as I was addicted to this site until yesterday. Reddit is cool but there's truly no place like home 😁.

Now, if Seun can just consider modifying the UI and implementing more stringent security measures to banish the damned trolls...
NYSC / Re: A Quick Breakdown Of ₦33,000 NYSC Allowance By Williamssheks by LordTheus(m): 6:26pm On Dec 13, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

I do not support the scrapping of nysc

We all are glamouring for unity

Nysc wether you like it or not promotes unity among Nigerians

With regards to the promotion of unity, I think it's safe to say that the success rate of the programme towards achieving that goal has not inspired much confidence given the excessive tribalism that has continued to eat deep into the country. Marrying this with the fact that NYSC has clocked 50+ years of age makes the objective of "promoting unity" even more of a disappointment.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LordTheus(m): 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2023
LoL. What went down here? Why all the hidden posts?

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Romance / Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by LordTheus(m): 6:27am On Dec 03, 2023
SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

You are free to have whatever preferences that suit your taste, but judging from this post though, it is a fact that you are as shallow as the potholes on the expressway.

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Religion / Re: Why Pray, When You Can Plan by LordTheus(m): 5:26pm On Nov 30, 2023
LiberaDeus:
For the christards talking about the efficacy of prayer.

Lets compare religious Nigeria with Atheist Japan

1. GDP - Nigeria [ $484billion] , Japan[ $ 4.412 trillion]

2. GDP per capita - Nigeria[ $2640] Japan [$34871]

3. Human Development Index - Nigeria [ 0.514 (low)] Japan [ 0.891 ( very high) ]

4. Income inequality (gini ) - Nigeria [ 43.0 ( medium)] Japan [ 37.6 ( medium)]

The funny thing is that Japan's population is just 127 million while we have around 170 million people here.
That means we have at least 40 million extra prayer warriors. Such a huge failure of prayer.


Prayer has no power apart from the placebo effect which makes us feel better when we pray. But am sorry peeps, placebo effect has no effect on national development that's why I used two countries as an example and we can see the result.

The defence for the average Christian falls into 2 categories ;

1. Christians don't pray enough and lack faith - I don't think Nigeria lacks prayer. We have the great mountain of fire within us. We pray on any and every occasion. Concerning faith, out of 80 million Christians you can't tell me we won't have at least 1 million faith filled Christians. Even if its 1 Christian with faith its enough because prayer involves you inviting your mighty god to the party not you literally doing the work yourself. In 56 years of our independence you can't tell me that no faith filled believer has tabled Nigeria's case to his god and received a good response.

2. Its not Gods will - you can say that for a request for a Ferrari or a prayer to be a president of a country. But consider a country like Nigeria, why is it against God's will to prosper us.
Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Nigerian Girl by LordTheus(m): 3:22pm On Nov 12, 2023
OP be careful with making generalizations like you do here in your first post. You're painting with a very broad brush. I know plenty of Nigerian girls who aren't vain. I have two female friends who are smart and progressive thinkers and will leave you gobsmacked in philosophical discussions.

I don't agree with the sentiment that white women are better or less money-hungry than the blacks. That being said, I can empathize with the OP due to my own subjective experiences. I have to say - based on my personal conversations with both friends and family members - that most Nigerian girls seem to have this mentality that (1) the guy must be the one who initiates a relationship and (2) a guy who isn't loaded and/or goes out of his way to cater for the girl's needs, doesn't have any business getting involved in a relationship. Does that make them bad people? Not at all. It's mostly just a cultural thing - a sentiment collectively shared by most Nigerians, male or female. Making value judgements (X people are better than Y people) based on the preferences or inclinations of a given society is not logical.

Personally, I'm also not sure about getting married at all, for a thousand and one reasons that will derail this thread if I started listing them out.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Interest Supercede Your Interest. Don't Return To My Court. Judge Nanc by LordTheus(m): 8:03am On Oct 02, 2023
JagabanB:
It will still in tears.
When the judged in Nigeria hit people coming with fines, u crîtîcîzed it because it was against ur interest.
Nigèrians don't want a functioning country.
U just want a country that favors u.

Uhmmm... A country that favors Nigerians IS a functioning country. Duh 🙄.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by LordTheus(m): 6:40pm On Oct 01, 2023
I'm only watching this live finale to see the looks on the other housemates' faces when Ilebaye wins 😁.

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