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guy na wa u o!!!

ujchief:
cooking utensils? Loskee babe, are u planing on living at the camp forever?
Dont mind me jare, just click on the first few pages of this thread, someone did justice to it already.
*stil laughing @ cooking utensils* lol

well i was just thinking to myself... what's causing this thread to be a real hubbub? 70 freaking pages for one thread! that's a lot if you ask me. we must be so excited about this camp thingy then! so i thought maybe it's going to need a lot of things to stay afloat!

sigba:
Cooking utensils?? Lol, babe do you plan to run a buka in camp?

hahaha... i had to put it that way to catch real attention... glad i got it!

hi all aspiring batch b corps members on Nairaland

can someone please post the basic requirements for camp?
everything from wears to purse to cooking utensils

BENNY HINN AND HIS WIFE GET BACK TOGETHER
https://www.nairaland.com/949040/benny-hinn-wife-get-back

BENNY HINN'S FAMILY RESTORATION!

JUST TWO DAYS AGO, in a crusade in New York (May 24 2012) Pastor Benny announced he is reconciling with his ex-wife, Suzanne.
Recently Pastor Benny and his wife Susan spent time together with all their children and grand children as they reminisced about all the wonderful memories of family over the years and The Lord began His awesome Work of reconciliation. With the divorce rate in the doubling, it is about time, we start teaching the world of the gospel of reconciliation; GOD HATES DIVORCE!
READ ON....
"I have wonderful news that I know will be an incredible blessing to you and a great encouragement to your family.

Our God is a God of restoration and reconciliation. The cross is the ultimate symbol of His unending yearning to reconcile man to God and will be our only hope for healing. I know, for I experienced this healing when I gave my heart to my precious Master Jesus so many years ago; but I have experienced His healing touch more recently when He began His glorious healing work in my own family, as the process of restoration in my marriage has begun.

And it all started this past Christmas...

What could have been one of the loneliest Christmases of my life turned out to be one of the most beautiful I have ever experienced. As my children, grandchildren, Suzanne, and I gathered together on Christmas day, I began to sense that our precious Lord Jesus was moving in my family to bring about the healing and reconciliation I have prayed for so long. We laughed together, exchanged gifts, and reminisced about all the wonderful memories of family over the years, and I breathed a simple prayer, “Lord Jesus, protect my family for Your name's sake.”

As many of you know, my wife, Suzanne, and I have been through a difficult season in our life and marriage. And while I am not prepared to make any announcements about what is taking place, I ask that you continue to pray for our family and be watching This Is Your Day for some precious news about what God is doing.

But I will say this: what I want more than anything on this earth is for God's will to be done in my life, Suzanne's life, and in the lives of my children and grandchildren. As a family we have been through so much, but we have seen God do the miraculous as He has called my daughters into the precious work of the Lord, delivered my son, and now begun the process of complete restoration in my marriage.

My beloved partner, I want to tell you afresh and anew that preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ is my heart and my life, and I want to preach it until my heart stops beating. I want to cry out the words, “Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves” until the last beat of my heart and, by His grace, the last words I breathe to be, “To Jesus be the praise!”

You've been my partner and have stuck with me through thick and thin—through everything that has happened—and with all my heart I want to say thank you, thank you, thank you. I am grateful to you beyond words and will love you always. I thank my precious Jesus for bringing you into my life, and I pray that He will bless you over and over again, meeting every need in your life.

I pray every day for you, my precious partner, and I ask that He will move in a mighty way on your behalf—healing your home, your life, and your finances. I pray that He will make you whole in every area of your life. You are precious to Him, just as you are precious to me. And together we can truly be part of the coming greatest harvest!

So continue to pray with me that His healing work will be completed and, very soon, we will rejoice together at what our mighty God has done in our midst.

I love you so much and you are more precious to me that I can say,"
-Benny Hinn
Sources : From his ministry's website

www.bennyhinn.org
... i have just hit the LIKE button a gazillion times in my head!!! GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME Y'ALL!!!

fluid26:

Hmmm...ur choice of words depicts u as a medic. I may be wrong, but dats wat I feel.
However, the ''determination'' in ''short'' people can hardly be overlooked. They are almost always unreasonably unyielding & show off dogged determination @ any given opportunity. Perhaps dey do so in an attempt to ''make up'' for their loss in the height dept.

yes fluid26, you are right about that. it's a means of defense they have about them to enable them feel relevant and to let others know that they have a place in society, specially as it is commonplace for the 'normal' ones to look down on them and sideline them. many times, it is not even a conscious effort on their part; it comes as a matter of inherence to be heard.
kind of what you have among endomorphs [fat people] and ectomorphs [thin people]. many times the fat ones feel intimidated easily even when no-one attacks them about their heftiness. they just hope no-one notices them for their size and they are easily withdrawn commonly. but the the thin ones tend to be louder and more easily agitated about everything, probably as a defense for their tinyness, to let the normal sized people [mesomorphs] know that they can also do anything they wanted and can live above the teasings just as well.

so in a nutshell, one's temperament and outlook to life is shaped by so many things, a major contributor of which is body structure/self-image.

*clearsthroat*
for all who do not know, midgets are still dwarfs, but they are different because they have body proportions which are averagely similar to that of normal humans at that height, what we like to term "CONSTITUTIONAL DWARFISM"
also, FYI, the term 'MIDGET' is considered rather derogatory, and most prefer the word dwarfism because it has a more medical feel to it rather than describing them as a matter of their circumstance.

DETERMINATION IS EVELYN OCHEPE'S MOTTO, SO SHOULD OURS BE!
one luv y'all...

Besides, we'll all want stable power supply yet we don't want to pay for it

bros, make we see a test-run of 24-hr power supply, then you will know whether or not Nigerians will do anything to pay for it. since i was born and now i am getting old, i have NEVER seen 24/7 power supply by NEPA

there are a number of peeps on NL that i have come to like very much for their purely objective views...
Beaf is number one!
alj harem

you guys rock!!!

first of all, there is no such thing tagged as a 'DIABETES DIET'! the watchword is moderation in all foods, and exclusion of obviously detrimental stuff like junk food [which is not good for anyone anyways!]
next, the bill is only to help this nation rely for once on what they have, and reduce the burden of the few mills to meet the ever-increasing demand of bread, which is a breakfast staple. it's not to totally stop the sale of whole wheat bread or white flour bread, but to augment.
third, cassava flour from all indications would be cheaper for nigerians, because it is indigenous to us. families everywhere around us that cannot afford the luxuries of wheat bread due to cost may now find succour in the affordability of truly and proudly nigerian bread, made available by cassava flour. others may join in, by choice that is, if they like...
finally, cassava is processed thoroughly to rid it of the high starch content, plus other treatments to make it into a healthy flour alternative!

we have a lot to benefit from in this country, it's just that we willingly sit around and let thick sheep's wool be pulled right over our eyes!

SMH...

Goshen360:

How do you mean...by the above embolden? Abi no be so? The paragraph mentioned John and there are 4 Johns in the bible that makes four different books. The paragraph also mentioned Timothy....there is 1 and 2 Timothy. It also mentioned Samuel...There is 1 and 2 Samuel that makes 2 different books. No be so?

yeah, but like the thread says, there are some hidden between words, within words etc.

Gaggi:

If they are mixed up with other words then they ain't words on their own. Doesn't make sense to mix words up with other words and still call them words. Bookworm is not the same thing as book or worm Simple. It's a stuoid quiz.

you know, you don't have to post if you are short of what to say. even bookworm twists letters for you to make out words from them. it's not everything that has to be obvious. that's why i said it tests your IQ!!!

Goshen360: John

1. Gospel of John

2. Epistle of I John

3. Epistle of 2 John

4. Epistle of 3 John

5. Judges

6. Job

7. Lamentations

8. Revelation

Timothy

9. Epistle of 1 Timothy

10. Epistle of 2 Timothy

Samuel

11. 1 Samuel

12. 2 Samuel

13. Numbers

14. "Something in our GENES IS responsible for the difficulty we have" (GENESIS)

15. Roy Clark studied it while playing his ban[b]JO.EL[/b]aine Victs mentioned... (JOEL)

16. "One woman judges the job to be so involving, s[b]HE BREWS[/b] a cup of tea to help calm her nerves". (HEBREWS)

17. "There will be some names that are really easy to spot … that’s a f[b]ACT.S[/b]ome people will soon find themselves in a jam" (ACTS...OF THE APOSTLES)

18. "Some people will soon find themselves in a JAM,ES[/b]pecially...." (JAMES)

19. "The t[b]RUTH is, from answers we get..." (RUTH)

20. "The truth is, f[b]ROM ANS[/b]wers we get..." (ROMANS)

21. "we are forced to admi[b]T IT US[/b]ually takes a minister" (TITUS)

22. "or scholar to see some of the[b]M AT THE W[/b]orst" (MATTHEW)

Mystery Solved. Glory to God!

guy, you try! no see expansion na!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/945051/describe-jetlag-experience-very-first

what do you think, @seun?

hello NLanders!

i am a doctor and a curious fan of travel and psychology. i want you all to describe your first experience traveling across longitudes and latitudes, with the time seeming to roll forward or backward, depending on where you traveled to, with you having to wind and rewind your watches every now and then, staying awake when everyone is asleep and vice versa and having to enjoy up to 36 hours in a day!

cheers!

hello NLanders! this is just a brainteaser for us Christians and all others who may want to play some IQ tests! read the following thread if you please...

The names of 22 books of the Bible are “hidden” in the paragraph below. See how many you can find.

One man from Illinois worked on this while fishing from his john boat. Roy Clark studied it while playing his banjo. Elaine Victs mentioned it in her column once. One woman judges the job to be so involving, she brews a cup of tea to help calm her nerves. There will be some names that are really easy to spot … that’s a fact. Some people will soon find themselves in a jam, especially since the book names are not necessarily capitalized. The truth is, from answers we get, we are forced to admit it usually takes a minister or scholar to see some of them at the worst. Something in our genes is responsible for the difficulty we have. Those able to find all of them will hear great lamentations from those who have to be shown. One revelation may help, books like Timothy and Samuel may occur without their numbers. And punctuation or spaces in the middle are normal. A chipper attitude will help you compete. Remember, there are 22 books of the Bible lurking somewhere in this paragraph.


good luck NLanders!!!

hi NLers!
please can someone tell me how one may upload posts on this site. i am an avid fan of all that goes on on NL and i have some stuff to share as well.
will appreciate helpful input.
thanks y'all!

Wizee: @op, 4me i wld say peruvian & brazilian re both good human hair weavon. Bt i go wit peruvian bcoz it cumz wit dis wave n curls dat dont fade off easily. U said 25k! hw many inch is dat? Coz 14inch is 35k. so if she said 25k check it very well, sum of dem pullout wen u comb dem,so hold d weavon @d weft wit ur hands,den comb d peruvian hair,if it doesnt pullout frm d weft its Ok. Coz wen u comb u'll see d strands fallen on d floor. Brazilian hair is equally good bt wave fade easily, xcept u flex dem afta u fix it on,so u bring out d curls, brazilian hair is cheeper, brazilian remi is 5k & long, or u go 4d oder ones which is less dan 20k. Bt 1tin u shld knw is dat u can both of dem again & again till u get tired of d hair. @op, 4me i wld say peruvian & brazilian re both good human hair weavon. Bt i go wit peruvian bcoz it cumz wit dis wave n curls dat dont fade off easily. U said 25k! hw many inch is dat? Coz 14inch is 35k. so if she said 25k check it very well, sum of dem pullout wen u comb dem,so hold d weavon @d weft wit ur hands,den comb d peruvian hair,if it doesnt pullout frm d weft its Ok. Coz wen u comb u'll see d strands fallen on d floor. Brazilian hair is equally good bt wave fade easily, xcept u flex dem afta u fix it on,so u bring out d curls, brazilian hair is cheeper, brazilian remi is 5k & long, or u go 4d oder ones which is less dan 20k. Bt 1tin u shld knw is dat u can both of dem again & again till u get tired of d hair. @op, 4me i wld say peruvian & brazilian re both good human hair weavon. Bt i go wit peruvian bcoz it cumz wit dis wave n curls dat dont fade off easily. U said 25k! hw many inch is dat? Coz 14inch is 35k. so if she said 25k check it very well, sum of dem pullout wen u comb dem,so hold d weavon @d weft wit ur hands,den comb d peruvian hair,if it doesnt pullout frm d weft its Ok. Coz wen u comb u'll see d strands fallen on d floor. Brazilian hair is equally good bt wave fade easily, xcept u flex dem afta u fix it on,so u bring out d curls, brazilian hair is cheeper, brazilian remi is 5k & long, or u go 4d oder ones which is less dan 20k. Bt 1tin u shld knw is dat u can both of dem again & again till u get tired of d hair.

yeah right, and just be known with one hairstyle because you have to use up your money's worth. you keep looking the same because you don't want the weave to waste like that... it's a good thing you know you'll get real tired of the hair. and you WILL get tired, soon enough!

and i am seriously wondering how this post reduces the price of gari! mstcheeeeew

@op... i truly hope to heaven that this is JUST A STORY on your blog. wetin you wan carry yourself go governor's party for? e resemble your papa ne?
your boardheaded crackheaded friend telling you that gals collect 100k just for sitting idly in a place like that and who knows much more for being the moronic nonentity that will get laid... beats me how you could be so taken by such a loose unfocused aimless lifestyle.
just be yourself and find something better to do with your life.
and just so you know, you wouldn't spend that money on some crappy weave if you hard-earned it!

this is just so annoying.. am out!

ISHAYA BAKO-- BRAINS ON A BALD HEAD...
GUY, YOU ARE JUST THE GREATEST!!!
CONGRATS DEAR!!!

ismaeel86: All this perpetrator of evil and devilish act in the name of religion and their selfish interest are going to rot in hell fire. they brainwashed people saying they are carrying out an act of worship but instead bringing bad image to the religion. walahi, u will all rot in hell (Amin). Allah knows best.

hmmm, he speaks out against BH... now that's welcome!

eyenCalabar:

You are not even a muslim, stop forming!

gut, how u take know na?!

Fhemmmy: Yes, Nigeria can get better, but the people have to get better, cos without the people, it is a great nation but no nation without the people

that's a good example of just how come nigeria cannot get better!
a great nation without the people,
then again
no nation without the people
SMH

Tropilo: @snthesis: my apologies, pls!

glad you noticed in time [and all by yourself too!] that you were being a total id!ot to the forum. good thing you retraced your thoughts and made amends.
congrats dear, it's a welcome development!

Callotti: If your parents are in Lagos hustling, the welfare of the children should not be sacrificed! Gone are those days when fathers took responsibility for their children, by personally driving their own children to and from school! Thank God for responsible parents! Imagine being disvirgined/imprenated by robbers? Nigeria na wah!!! I am sure these are Ogbonge Christians o! Why wait to claim 72 virgins after death, when you can get them driving to Lagos from Enugu for Easter? This God na waya o! All things are truly possible!!!!!

just as your name sounds, you are so callous in all your ways! so unpolished, unrefined, barbaric and caveman-ish. it will do the entire cosmos a lot of good if you just retire to that abyss where you emerged from. devil's spawn!

womer: These robbers are really not a man, the police should pay attention to them.Heavy fines them.[img]http://www.filii.info/g.gif[/img]

what the he.ck did you just post? do you consider it comprehensible in any way? it just looks like a chinese-english translation of what you had in mind!
SMH

just imagine the baseness of lettered people, all in the name of threats. SMH
THEY ARE COWARDS FOR RESORTING TO THIS KIND OF LAME STUFF, I MUST SAY!!!
that's how in another university, the dean of the faculty of law came to her office one morning only to find a live turtle planted on her seat with some other weird stuff of this kind.
it will never be well with the wicked, especially the cowardly wicked ones. their days in office are numbered indeed.
RUBBISH!!!

nanos: I will post newspaper reports for a number of years to prove the consistency of Imo and Anambra. JAMB website contained these information until Dibu Ojerinde destroyed the website (was he hiding something?). This is evidence from 2006.

JAMB Cancels 108,769 Results
Kolawole Daniel, Abuja - 08.07.2006

THE Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has cancelled the results of 108,769 candidates out of 806,089 who sat for this year’s Universities Matriculation Examination (UME) for engaging in examination malpractice.


A 38-year-old, Mr. Lymangee Agirafo, Benue State, headed this year’s list with an aggregate score of 330, while Mr. Ade Maliki, 46, from Kogi State with an aggregate score of 324 was also among the top ten.


Briefing newsmen in Abuja, JAMB Registrar, Professor Bello Salim, said it was quite unfortunate to note that the board was being forced to cancel many results because of large scale irregularity and malpractice discovered during the processing of the results.


Professor Salim also put the number of candidates whose scripts were unscannable at 7,430 due to multiple shading; incomplete shading, incorrect shading and leaving the scripts blank.


“This is quite unhealthy for the education sector and the board will continue to de-recognise examination towns and centres where wholesale malpractices were discovered,” he said.


The JAMB board registrar also announced that it has delisted about 1,700 examination towns where malpractice were perpetrated.


The analysis also showed six states who had the highest number of applications this year with Imo State topping the list with 83,895 applications, Edo State with 57,754, Anambra State with 57,607, Delta State with 54,522, Abia State with 39,054 and Akwa Ibom State with 36,054.

https://www.nairaland.com/17612/interesting-statistics-jamb

of course they would get such high scores! i'm sure the jamb A-listers must have had some other degrees relating to elementary subjects which made them top the list!
old old men... well, education is never too much. they probably find joy writing exams and going to school with the young lads and carrying schoolbags too, probably with lunch money and snacks inside!!!

Areosapien:

Now, this is another classic proof to show how ignorant and dumb you are.

Sapien is for HUMANS and not apes, my dumb empty headed friend, while AREO is a prefix to denote anything related to the planet MARS. In other words, my name stands for "Martian".

You see? You're too much of a DULLARD to be engaging in serious political discussions, fella. Why not sit this out?

Imagine. Akwa Ibom, 3rd most populous state in Nigeria. LMFAO!

the guy thought 'Flying' because he saw 'AREO' and thought it was 'AERO'

last thing i am going to say is that you guys are just too funny!

FLYING APE!!!

paddy_lo: Nigerian police force in Liberia

GOOD ONE, BUT...
some of these people are not fit 'size-wise' to be in the police force... take a look at that male officer's potbelly that he tried so hard to tuck under his trousers
they should keep fit in order that they may discharge their duties without bodily encumberances
goodness, the female officers even have much time for makeup!
i still believe things will get better for our nation.

ducksoup: I never like NPF. The are bunch of gay a$$holes. They should rest in pieces in hell.

f**k'em

guy, do not be a total id!OT to the view of everybody... you may be anonymous but indeed you are one anonymous sadist. pray instead for a reformation of your poor raped country. pray for a stronger police force. pray for the wellbeing of your country even in the face of all these discouraging news. SMH...

Mr.Resource:

you are very funny!

i recall that virtually anyone could work in a bank, now i'm sure the only ones that will remain are going to be the really smart, IT-savvy and internationally-current ACCOUNTANTS, heck, cleaners and watchdogs will even retain their own jobs! so sorry, but this reform is totally way-to-go. i 'Like'!!!