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Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 6:53pm On Apr 30, 2016
eyinjuege:


She felt violated that's why. I'm sure if you were her husband, who caught the pervert live in action, you would probably have done worse.
And why doesn't she learn to put her curtains down (as she has discovered what the man is doing )instead to inviting the whole street into the matter. You are another trouble maker.

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Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 6:18pm On Apr 30, 2016
From the tone of your write-up, you are a trouble maker. Why stretch the incident to that extent?

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Education / Re: The Plight Of A Nigerian Medical Student by Lushka(m): 12:27am On Apr 30, 2016
Op take heart. I got admission to read medicine in UNN in 2002 and graduated in 2009 after intensive mental torture. The torture will continue during ur residency programme. God will see u through.

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko
Bro my friend had similar experience with a Benue babe. After 2 weeks the girl claimed she was pregnant. He persuaded her for a scan, lo and behold the scan showed that it was 5weeks and 6days. Even if at all you impregnated her, she can only test positive to pregnancy test after about 3weeks or so. Be strong bro.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:26pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko
Ok I'm in Otukpa. It is far from ur base. Just take her to a good Scanning centre and scan her immediately. With 1k u can do that. Once the pregnancy is beyond the date u met her, threaten and tell her off. Don't let anyone make your life miserable. Tnx.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:
embarassed met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!
Bro don't fear. Benue babes are wayward, very desperate and get pregnant for economic reasons. U can't get her pregnant jst after 2 weeks of meeting her. Kindly take her for ultrasound and be surprised that she is 6weeks pregnant and thank me later. I am currently in Benue and can help u with that. If you don't act fast, your service year will be horrible. My piece of advice.... stay away from Benue girls.

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Health / Re: Woman Pregnant For 3 Years Gives Birth In Ibadan- Metronaija.com by Lushka(m): 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2016
Na lie
Politics / Re: Peter Ekpendu Reacts To The Assault Onyemaechi Mrakpor by Lushka(m): 9:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
Nigerian leaders are the greatest liars in the whole world. They don't ever show remorse for their stupid actions. I hate this country. I'm off to Namibia.
Politics / Re: Osun Government Officials Kidnapped In Lokoja by Lushka(m): 6:51pm On Apr 22, 2016
Hmmm how much can Osun state pay as ransom?
Romance / Re: Video Of Linda Ikeji And Her Mother Dancing by Lushka(m): 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2016
Who posted this rubbish? I will soon post video of me coughing. Kids awaiting admission have taken over nairaland.

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Phones / Re: The Most Likely Reason Why Ntel SIM Is Still Scarce by Lushka(m): 6:51am On Apr 18, 2016
I don't need it. I've got enough SIMs already. It won't be different from others. It is all a scam.
Career / Re: Share Your Experiences As A Younger Senior Management Staff by Lushka(m): 6:46am On Apr 18, 2016
How in Nigeria did this make FP? Anyway anything can happen in Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: 'Don Jazzy Was Right, I Am His Child' - Reekado Banks by Lushka(m): 10:37am On Jan 28, 2016
vicstar:
I don't see anything wrong abt what he said undecided bro I miss dat too, mehn we can't just take a hike or stroll cry I always disguise myself if I wanna walk in public grin
Who be dis one self?

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Romance / Re: "Please Help!!! Older Women Keep Asking Me To Sleep With Them" by Lushka(m): 6:49pm On Jan 12, 2016
The lie detector test proves that you are not being truthful.

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Business / Re: Dangote And Otedola Flaunt Cheap Phones That Will Surprise You (Photos) by Lushka(m): 6:46pm On Jan 12, 2016
They only have time to make and receive calls. There secretaries do other things.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Condom Asks “who’s It Gon Be Tonite?” by Lushka(m): 12:36pm On Jan 12, 2016
No amount of money or level of fame can buy "common sense" I think having money and fame at young age is a disease entity.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Abandons Jonathan With Pix by Lushka(m): 4:52pm On Apr 01, 2015
Acekidc4:
Don't you Know FAILURE has no Friends!!
Failure is indeed a poor orphan. My candid advice 2 APC is to beware of all those PDP wolves that will soon start defecting.
Politics / Dangote Abandons Jonathan With Pix by Lushka(m): 4:47pm On Apr 01, 2015
Dangote was earlier with JEG monitoring the vote count but is seen with GMB immediately after the vote count. He is indeed a bizman.

Education / Re: Mummy Cried: Nsukka Boy’s Presidential Scholarship Story From London University by Lushka(m): 1:10pm On Mar 04, 2015
Smartresult:
An msc holder in information security from University college london on nairaland. Kai this is a scam. It is part of the tactics used by pdp to deceive nigerians.
If not why will a govt. That send uni 6month strike and poly to 11month strike will boast of improving the education sector.
There is something fishy.

Goats reared in Jigawa get sense pass u. Anyone can post comment even with chinko fone.

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Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Bowing Before President Jonathan by Lushka(m): 2:11pm On Mar 02, 2015
I just like this guy. He is just humble and smart.
Education / Re: President Jonathan's Visit To Oau, An Eyewitness' Account(+pics) by Lushka(m): 1:57pm On Nov 30, 2014
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your source
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your source
smallrincowis16:
what a concocted lie as old as you are..... or let me say you are displaying your partisanship because of your sadistic behaviour
I as a student in the campus was there why students protested.... as I have exam at PGLT... in the morning...
as accounted for little people know when exactly the President enter... but what's is for sure is that he enter through the gate... as against what people expected.
promo keep shouting ""thief"" "thief" as of the time I was there till I went to the mosque for him at prayer.....
I was told by clean source that one student threw some at him as it is accounted for by all the students I left there.
so why did you see your source
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 2:21am On Aug 11, 2014
jmoore: Tell your mother about it.
E be like say u jst smoke weed
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 2:18am On Aug 11, 2014
Jennydoris: The first thing you need to do is to go for a "PRICK REMOVAL SURGERY" shocked so that you won't get confused by getting another lady pregnant. Then maybe when the situation is settled you can now go and get it back. You are not compatible with your first girlfriend that's why u left her, but you are bold and compatible enough to get her pregnant when you have plans for marrying another woman! You are not compatible yet you are scared to tell her of your wedding plans! The only thing you need is to grow up and face the challenges that u created for yourself. Why seek for help when you didn't consult anyone before embarking on this journey. Well I pray that the two women will understand the situation at hand and be reasonable, if not if the two of them turns against u even the devil won't save you from what they will do to you. Don't know what else to say probably because we are not compatible.
Thanx but I suggest u go for pu**y obliteration surgery first.
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 2:15am On Aug 11, 2014
Lordseyad: What am I gonna say now......

Anyways (in the most local yoruba voice)

-To ba koju si o, Ta
-To ba keyin si o, Ta
-To ba ku wo nikan soso, ko dero ara re pa ni o... na only you waka come niyen...
U re jst blabbing
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 10:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
purplesummer: My opinion :
1. Go ahead and marry your girlfriend but I advice you tell her how you cheated on her (the sooner, the better). Talk to her and then apologize to her. It's better you tell her yourself than allow her find out by herself. She possibly will still dump you anyway.
2. Your ex might really not be pregnant at all or if she is, it might not be yours but ofcourse the guilt is all over you already (which you deserve anyway ). She just might have told you that out of mischief. So if the baby is eventually given birth to you run a DNA test and if the baby is yours then it wouldn't get any worse because your wife must have been aware of it.
Thanks for ur advice but don't u think I tell my fiancee after the wedding than now? She will definitely dump me now but might not after the wedding. I also plan to do a low key wedding to avoid publicity.
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 10:34pm On Aug 10, 2014
crisycent: Na man you be.
Meaning what?
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 10:33pm On Aug 10, 2014
onstelly: I think the first you should do now is to go and check your Hiv status
I hv done dat today. Am ok but I will repeat it in 6 weeks time. Thanks a lot
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 10:32pm On Aug 10, 2014
Excelboi: Infact ur brain will soon get bombed.
Excelboi: Infact ur brain will soon get bombed.
Excelboi: Infact ur brain will soon get bombed.
Pls dnt be rude. Help a bro in distress
Romance / Re: Pls Help by Lushka(m): 10:09pm On Aug 10, 2014
Pls I need mature responses. I'm nt thinking well now. My brain has gone dumb
Romance / Pls Help by Lushka(m): 9:46pm On Aug 10, 2014
Hmm
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Must Read- Atrocities Of ISIS by Lushka(m): 9:17pm On Aug 10, 2014
These guys are really brutal, well armed and have got good finance. Most of them are westerners who have been brainwashed. But for the recent intervention of the American airforce, they would have overrun Bagdad in a couple of weeks. They are jst unstoppable. I don't think there will ever be united Iraq again. May God save the Christian minority there.

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