Ilekokonit:


That's probably why I was not too into my last girlfriend as na only missionary style she dey allow and if you try put her legs on your shoulder she will resist, Try doggy she go refuse and make she sit down on top she go still refuse. What is the point in having sex then when na only vanilla missionary she go offer. And no be small pikin o.

She is sexually illiterate

potland:
iyaebe na virgin

Na anal virgin
Not pussy virgin

Techpik:



I'll pay the 30k after you caught the two thieves

This is unfair to me. You didn't even offer to pay advance payment yet you paid those two guys advance payment. This is wrong na
What did I do to you ?

Techpik:
Ramytech scammed me 40k last year June, I hire him to work on a website for me.

I paid him 40k out of 60k to start work, then he stopped picking my calls and replying to chats on whatsapp.


Today again, Rashman Baibei scammed me 15k, he said he'll help me work on something for 20k, which I paid him 15k upfront.

Kindly beware of scammers masquerading on nairaland.

I also work for people online and I don't scam them, all these animals are spoiling online freelance works.

And pls don't do business with Ramytech and Rashman Baibei.

Those two guys are scammers...

Now I want to help you catch those two guys. I know them very wel.
Yiu will have to pay me 30k

sonature1:
When people we love and admire die, it reminds us that we are only passers-by in this cold world.

Therefore....

Live a good life.

Don't defraud or scam people

Don't degrade, disrespect or intimate your perceived inferiors and subordinates.

Love your neighbor as yourself.

In the end, we will all die and appear before our Maker for judgement. Only your good deeds in this world will matter at that moment.

Rest in peace, sir.

Your chapter has successfully come to an end....

Can I Bleep iyaebethegreat olosho

taylor89:
NA THEM KNOW THE REAL PAPA

I understand grandparents and calling their grandkids their preferred name

And I know every human has one or two other names their family extended family calls them just like me now my name reach 30

Just like when you tell someone to tell you about themselves during talking stage you’ll hear my name soso my grandma calls me Adaobi my grandpa calls Ogbenye Alu my friends call me Sobechi etc

But you see switching from Charles to Daniel

Which are just same random English names and not a native name just grandparents always give

Oga that child isn’t yours

The father named him Daniel here you are calling him Charles
It's unfair to the Father


Well the parent of your wife knows the truth

[quote author=SUPERPACK post=123101482]We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. The poster is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night. We urge the public to go about with your various businesses as everything is under control.
Thanks for your understanding[/quote


You guys are so careless
Why can't you lock him up..are you not paid. Letting mad people escape is a big offence
How do you plan to catch him and out him back in his cage

Infolenka:
This world we live in is very unjust, right from the time we are born. Some people are just born lucky while others are born unlucky.

I know a very well-mannered nice girl that committed suicide because of her body. She was so insecure that she fell into a long bout of depression that finally resulted in suicide. I know some of you may think she is foolish, but you will never understand the pains of a depressed person unless you experience it yourself.

Women are good actors. Forget all the smiles, deep down they are very insecure about their bodies.

While some girl is crying herself to sleep because she was born with a flat body, God just blessed the women on this thread with perfect shape. Many of them are not even fine.

I made sure to only select natural curvy girls and not the plastic surgery ones. And I also made sure to avoid posting fat women.

Just slim and curvy.

Enjoy

Simp

During my dating years ...I left a girl cos she felt doggy is a sin. I was like really
Doggy my doggy so if I marry uni won't do doggy
Well that night I manage missionary like that but I was very angry in my spirit. She won't even allow me raise her leg even for the mission style
I walked away. Wasted big yansh

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

She nor first fine


Make she nor use pregnancy cover up

Make up has been helping her
All along ...wor wor

This one u r keeping beards and you say you are a Christian.
The other male interviewer replied he is a play boy. The first interviewer oh he is coming here to chase our girls

I didn't say utter a word....

The one I thought has brain just spoil it ....see as he is smiling this boy na play boy.

I didn't expect them to call.me for the job sha

Wu tang chi


The boy go still make am....if na Nigeria now some people will say the name is controlling his destiny..Una dey see am

Chai wonderful shall never end.... Can you imagine this abnormalities. Just imagin Ur Dad in this situation or Seun Osewa.
In this situation. Caucasian has lost it

SpecialAdviser:

Don't defend the so called god of man. I'm a Christian but knows these people cannot be trusted with sex. Having said that, my knowledge of happening around this kind of news is that those girls are always willingly submitting to them. They only come out to shout when some powerful people influence them with money to ruin the pastor or when they have misunderstanding with the so called god of men.

Every young woman should be banned from getting very close to pastors.
They should even be banned from visits. Women run after men with fame a lot and do everything possible to get them. Also some of the women are under jazz control. Some also are easily manipulated. Funny thing most of these pastors are also married. And someone says marriage will stop extra marital affairs. Someone attacks cellibacy.

For this reason, I hail the catholic church. Though we may have Rev fathers messing up but at least it is quite reduced in the catholic church.

My brother if you have never witnessed his you won't know the high level of manipulation this propel are capable of. As a guy never submit to any god of man. Always stand high and be reasonable. I was a fool for.many years
From one church to another
Wasting young men time if they want to move to another town away from the church. They don't like such idea
So many experience....one day one of my so called man of god saw me. He asked you have backslide
I told him sir I am no longer going to heaven. He was shocked. I repeated it. I told.him I want to remain in Abuja when others are in heaven I walked away from him

Ikpeabujo:
Some girls get mind sha.
I have to bring this issue here because I need to hear more people opinion.
We having been dating for three years now and our relationship is basically a long distance as we are not even close but we communicate more.
As the first son she knew that I always carry my family matter for head, and I always make sure that I do my best for my family financially but the issue is that she is always comparing my spending on my family and the little I was able to do for her.
This year after purchasing a bus for my brother for transportation and informed her about it and honestly from her response I know that she is not happy.
By April ending this year she demanded that she need 50k because she wanted to travel and meet her family at Lagos and I told that I will give her the money next month been this May but something comes up and I was unable to fulfill the promise.
Ever since than I have received all kind of words from her.
In her words. “ if it’s your family you will have rush and send the money to them”
So last night she made a suggestion that if I don’t want her to be disturbing me about anything that I should place her on weekly salary.
Note: the girl in question is working for her sister’s husband and she is getting paid but because I have already made it known to her family that we are getting married she now assumes that I’m her responsibility and this worries me so much.
I’m honestly thinking of ending everything right now and I hope that I’m doing the right thing

She will ruin Ur connection with Ur family later she will ruin you and later she will run away.


Run away from her

Run
Run are you still waiting
Now.run

CHARLIENESS:
I met this lady December 2020, I met her when I needed to secure a business space, she was friendly with the man who gave me space. She would go on to tell me all the jist I needed to know about the place and the powers and principalities around there.

By February of 2021, we had begun dating. She would visit me and pass the night, come for weekends... We had nice time together, always.
She's a single parent though, she's a nice lady, caring and loving.

Before long, we began having issues.
She has friends I suspect were doing hook-ups, she once told me she was introduced to a man who wanted to force himself on her when she visited him - my question, if you weren't interested, why visit him?
Again, she told me of how a young yahoo boy was asking her out and I felt so irritated.
Worse, she always wanted me to abide by her counsel. I had wanted to enrol for a Master's program which she vehemently kicked against and somehow, I lost interest. It would appear as though whatever I tell her and she disapprove of, is instantly doomed to fail, I observed this happen a number of times.
To make matters worse, she began reporting me to my neighbors - this is the worst thing any woman can do to me.
My attempts to make her see things from my point of view all failed, so I stopped seeing her. I'll pretend like I travel out of the state and she won't have to visit me, this continued for a while and in the end, she gave up.

We reestablish communication early 2022 and would meet sometimes in April of same year, she came to me for a night and we didn't see again.
By August of 2022, she called me that she was ill, as a friend, I visited her and she was really emaciated, I assisted her with some cash and encouraged her to go to the hospital. Curiously, she was visiting herbs women and doesn't want to go to the hospital.
At the time she visited a health centre close to her, she called me to please check myself. That I should go have a test, that she tested positive for HIV.
I summoned courage same day, went for test and tested negative, I told her and she was confused the more, she was trying to trace the source of the virus. I encouraged her to contact any man she has had sex with before or after my affair with her but she gave up later saying it's needless.

I saw her yesterday and she's a shadow of her old self, though she told me she is taking her medication, I am not convinced, she's lost so much weight.

I don't know if she acquired the virus before or after we met but I thank God I'm in good health and the test results showed I'm okay. I sympathize with her though and refuse to stigmatize her, also I keep extending a hand of friendship anytime I can.

Maybe this will encourage someone.

H hydrogen
I iron
V vitamin s


So this is what you are afraid of

If so don't have sex with her again except Mouth Action.
Hiv patients have salivating mouth. Very good for.bj
So.sloopy

Hmm I understand Ur pain
Curved penis won't hold condom very well. I used to have a friend in similar situation. We call him corner kick.
His gf left him cos instead of going straight to the point during sex he will be there cutting corners


Get an Ibadan girl or Edo girl to give u Mouth Action daily for six months. She will.be using her mouth to straighten it

It works

Hmm my brother resist the devil and he will flee

Samantha124:
Is your tribe also a yeye tribe? Or do they also show their breasts?

Go joor , be covering big breast
Yeye people

Adejoncy01:
So, yesterday, 8th of May, 2023, I finally decided to let go of someone I've made an habit. It's been over six years I met her.

We've been very good friends and kind to each other in our ways. The thing is, I fell in love with her deeply, and she said she doesn't feel the same towards me. We talk for hours. The flow was too smooth. We understand each other to a great level. I still find it difficult to believe she didn't feel a thing for me.

I decided to kill my feelings for her and keep her as a friend. It didn't just work.

I recently knew she's now in a relationship with someone else. She told me.

And I can no longer remain friends with her.

So, I finally decided to let go of someone I've made an habit. I needed to.

I'm saying this here, maybe the pain will go out a little bit.


I feel so much pains. Farewell, girl. I'd miss you. Let me wish you well, from afar.

Do know that Daddy wish you well always, Daddy's baby girl.

We meet to part...

So painful


When will you commite suicide

juman:
God save the king.

Haa who will save ekewere

You know they deserve IKU GBONA

Samantha124:
8. Your favorite tribe, Zulu..

I love Zulu tribe



Your own tribe don't show breast for us

Yeye tribe will be covering big breast
Shior

Ttalk:
That is a piece of fatherly advice.

There's no sense in Obi's petition, rather is opens up the wound of the role played by some SE politicians in scuttling the election of Abiola.

Imagine the same line of argument today being put up by the same people with their shameful demand for interim government and military take over, something they didn't say when Buhari won the election in 2015 and 2019 while they were in PDP despite the election being marred with some irregularities.

Is this the part they will toe in the future when election is being contested between a SS and SE?

Not fatherly advise. Tinubu helped him a lot that become the king. Remember he is an Estate Agent based in Lagos Shah
Know history abeg

Fineman2:
Be wicked towards men – Tacha advises women

Big Brother Naija 2019 contestant, Natacha Akide, popularly known as Tacha has urged women to stay being wicked, particularly towards the opposite gender.

Tacha, the self-acclaimed Port Harcourt First Daughter gave the advise through her official Twitter account and stirred a plethora of mixed reactions.


She tweeted; “A lot of men do not deserve good women. !!women stay wicked!!”

It's not a pleasant thing to be a simp.
I met a girl in Lugbe. We vibe very well. I invited her to my house.we talked and do small breast game. She told me she needed a laptop in school(uni Abuja) I told.her fine since I have two laptop laying at home..I will give her one of it. She left for her place with the promise of calling me..I waited for her call for a hour before I decided to call her. The next day she didn't call. After three days I got a WhatsApp message from her telling me she is busy. I asked why she should have at least msg me. She replied oh is it because I am even texting you. There and then I know this little girl want to simp my brain. I deleted her.
Young men don't me a simp, this girls know what they are doing. When u r simpin ,they know.

lusid:
do you feel nervous b4 sex?

Abeg leave me .....face Ur book

lusid:
how much you pay 4 short rest?

7k

tonye33:
Fairly used Romantic private jet for sale.

No crash record
Pay what you have for serious buyers only
Apart from the bad landing gear, there's nothing to fix. Buy and fly

abin Length: 15’ 7”
Cabin Width: 4’ 10”
Cabin Height: 4’ 9”
Cabin Volume (ft3
): 370
Internal Baggage (ft3
): 31
External Baggage (ft3
): 25
Range (sm): 1358
Seating: 7-8
Average Speed (mph): 504
On Board Lavatory: Yes

Come with your mechanic

Send Ur opay account number now
I won buy for my wife

Prechgold1180:


Nah God Dey save man

Most girl wey we Dey nack raw
Both the ones we Dey call gf
Most of them nah hooker them be low key

If dem nur tell u u nur go know

My country man...may God bless u

I tell you
Ur gf for seriousness relations may b a hooker na. I don fk my friend younger sister for Codedruns.

Aurielfinizu:


U are what Ohafia pple call Efulefu.


Mark my words... U are finished

Your father is finished
Idiot
IPOB