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Sports / Re: Tyson Gay & Asafa Powell Fail Drug Tests by lyfe(m): 7:39am On Jul 15, 2013 |
So gay judging from that face alone
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thief Falls Asleep During Robbery by lyfe(m): 7:10am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Jazz ko rocki ni. The thief is narcoleptic suffering from a neurological sleep disorder that often cause people to sleep at odd time and place. |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by lyfe(m): 6:58am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Coz they believe the next guy will be better. |
Romance / Re: My Secret Admirer!!! by lyfe(m): 6:30am On Jul 15, 2013 |
That your jobless friend is playing pranks on you. Secret admirer ko , ghost rider ni. |
Family / Re: Growing Up In An Abusive Home... by lyfe(m): 12:34am On Jul 15, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: Now. . . what kind of abuse? You are right, but some kids really deserve to be spanked. I would advocate spanking, but I do not support brutal spanking that leaves children with scars. |
Family / Re: George Zimmerman (Trayvon Martins Killer) Found Not Guilty by lyfe(m): 12:27am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Legal system isn't fair. More also, whites are giving the benefit of doubt when it comes to situation like this. But blacks nada. 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Son Picks Things Up From The Floor To Eat by lyfe(m): 12:22am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Keep away small and swallowable materials from his reach and don't disinfect the floor with chemicals it is more dangerous. Swallowing germs at childhood stage boasts immunity and this will help him fight infection and microbes induced illnesses easily later in life. |
Family / Re: Name You Can't Give Ur Kids by lyfe(m): 12:13am On Jul 15, 2013 |
Goliath. Dike. Kuku Kasali |
Romance / Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by lyfe(m): 12:08am On Jul 15, 2013 |
iyatrustee: Would you pick an ashy in reaction to konji in the absence of your lover? I don't like breaking the law; self servicing isn't against the law. |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by lyfe(m): 12:02am On Jul 15, 2013 |
And the beat goes on da da dum, da da dum... |
Forum Games / Re: Girls Night In; No Boys Allowed (Peeping is allowed sha) by lyfe(m): 2:01am On Jul 14, 2013 |
sam4xadams: Meet the hungry hyenas Girls night out, yet all these peeps self servicing to the girl's chit-chats . |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by lyfe(m): 1:49am On Jul 14, 2013 |
Anyone posting after me is a fool, let me see who the fool is. |
Romance / Re: Bad Girls With Multiple Piercing::::::::::: by lyfe(m): 1:43am On Jul 14, 2013 |
daisyella: U can't judge a book by its cover but even as a girl I'm guilty of looking @ someone with multiple piercings as irresponsible. But then again the way u dress is d way u'll be addressed, no matter hw decent dey r, I don't think anyone with piercings will be taken seriously Thank you. You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a slut by appearance. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Nando: Selly Infected Me With Chlamydia (Big Brother Africa) by lyfe(m): 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
I HATE reality shows....Fake and stupid, I don't know how people invest their time on them; I rather Tom and Jerry cartoon than those shitty programs. |
Politics / Re: Michael Chinda Flown Overseas! by lyfe(m): 6:22pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
I swear, he was brutally maced...I caught the mazenisation thanks to Youtube. |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 4 by lyfe(m): 6:07pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Anazp: justwise or watever u call urself. u had beta b careful. u are not a canadian immigration official neither are u an approved immigration agent or lawyer. u could get sued for negligent information u post here. nigerians are so gullible thats why they cud come here for ur socalled advice. if anyone needs any info go to the canadian immigration website www.cic.gc.ca stop this thread or else u wud b reported to the relevant authorities for misleading the public and for fraud. What are you saying? Lest I forget, I wish everyone good luck. |
Romance / Re: Bad Girls With Multiple Piercing::::::::::: by lyfe(m): 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
Any form of body modification is a huge turn off to me. Let us forget about fashion, any decent Nigerian girl won't punch holes all over her body. If you see pierces all around on a girl then she is a slut or some runs chic. |
Romance / Re: 5 Proven Ways To Make Your Girlfriend Happy by lyfe(m): 1:24pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
What if there's no money. |
Romance / Re: How Do Guys Cope With Girls With Many Male Friends? by lyfe(m): 12:15pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Most times sir. Hardly will you see a mutual girl-guy relationship that devoids some sort of underlying motives. I have decent amount of female friends I'm close to and I respect them and do not cross my boundary, but I don't think I will hesitate to climb any of them if I gat a request that we do "something something...." 3 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Types Of Faeces by lyfe(m): 3:59am On Jul 09, 2013 |
There are several kinds of faeces, they come in different sizes, shapes and thickness and they are at times used in determining the state of health of an individual. The list and chart below show different types of faeces. Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass) Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Normal) Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily) Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. When defecating you should observe your faeces and you should sigh for relief if you pass out type 3 and 4 http://www.continence.org.au/pages/bristol-stool-chart.html
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Nairaland / General / Re: I Helped Accident Victims Along Ugwuoba/Amansea Awka by lyfe(m): 1:49am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Nurse Teniola I no well. |
Family / Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by lyfe(m): 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
This is more of faith based healing. Pee on plenty red hot burning charcoals till they turn black. You will feel a tingling sensation whenever you want to erupt at night. It worked for me 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My New Girl. by lyfe(m): 12:52am On Jul 08, 2013 |
Testing my keyboard. |
Romance / Re: . by lyfe(m): 12:32am On Jul 08, 2013 |
The world is fast changing and it is wrong to question anybody's sexuality. The developed world wants freedom, liberty and justice for all. So, having freedom to do whatever you deem okay with yourself should not be anybody's headache. I pray, not any of my family has this sort of sexual orientation, but let these people be. If you can't love them, don't hate. If homosexuality can not be legalized then it should not be criminalized. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Do Guys Cope With Girls With Many Male Friends? by lyfe(m): 12:52pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
What play does a lion play with a dog? She has them for reasons: many potential suitors , but she likes you and she hopes you will be the lion to finally devour her. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Aliexpress Error Or My Error by lyfe(m): 12:33pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
They usually do not accept cc from Nigeria. They prefer Western Union or wire transfer. |
Religion / Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by lyfe(m): 1:20pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
The source to the information is not credible. Doing a mild search on Google, I saw no print relating to that. The real reason why there are still so much debates on existence of God is that their is no concrete proof to support or deny his existence. The main media is run by the Luciferians and illuminatis and anything God is under-publicized. |
Science/Technology / Re: Random Facts About Snakes by lyfe(m): 12:54am On Jul 06, 2013 |
midnitestar: I dn't like this topic @ all. I am not liking it either but I can't resist the reading all posts.
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Health / Re: How Possible Is DNA Test For Someone Who Have Died? by lyfe(m): 12:40pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
The problem will be obtaining sample from the dead. Nonetheless, sample from a family member should suffice. |
Health / Re: Alcohol Makes You Age Faster Than You Can Imagine [photo Proof] by lyfe(m): 12:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Fine fine ladies even with alcoholic face |
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