it might not be funny now but it will be by the time you get to know the way out

The issue is u can't compare ur mum and wife bc they both play different roles in ur life while they both very important. None can take the place of the other. Ur mum will always be ur mum and ur wife will always be ur wife.

check this out is it true?

If U work too hard ,there's never time for her.
If U don't work so hard enough ,U're a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repitive job with low pay,its exploitation.
If U do, U should find something better.
If U get promotion ahead of her , its favouritism.
If she does it's eqaul opportunity.
If U mention how nice she looks ,it's sexual harassment.
If U keep quiet,it's mail indifference.
If U carry, U're wimp.If U don't u're insensitive.
If U make decision without consulting her ,u're a chauvinist.
If she does without consulting U , She is a liberated woman .
If u're proud of u'r achievements,U're an egoist,if U're not ,U're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.If u do ,U don't love her anymore.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss +smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay N2, 000.00 for a N1, 000.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay N1,000.00 for a N2,000.00 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about t he future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing
the
same thing to them at funerals.

A man caught his wife cheating on him and when he wanted to kill the other man his wife pleaded for her concubine,loving his wife dearly the man said he'll spare him if his wife can cook a meal for him alone with a bag of salt without him tasting excess salt. what can she cook ?