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Crime / Re: Cult Boys Beat Up And Strip Lady Naked For Using Their Slang In Tik Tok [VIDEO] by Macvyno(m): 3:59am On Sep 30, 2021
Send me full video 08053882858
Autos / Re: Registered Range Rover Sport For Sale (2009 Model) by Macvyno(m): 9:07pm On Mar 25, 2015
3m? Interested
Autos / Re: SOLD!!!! 07 RANGE ROVER SPORT HSE(8months Registered)42,000km. Selling For 3.1m by Macvyno(m): 6:37pm On Mar 25, 2015
Interested
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 10:24pm On Jan 29, 2009
Hi Ade my Man, please am very sorry i havent been able to reach you all this while, am kinda really having a tight schedule, but i sure will contact you soonest as am free.
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2009
Pigeon don turn terriorst shocked grin grin grin

The goat na just car snatcher, wink
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 3:17pm On Jan 24, 2009
We are making a fool of our Nigerian police for arresting a goat, calling it a show of the Nigerian Police low level of education, , what then would you say about this,

Pigeons Arrested for Espionage in IranPigeon kind in distress By Dan Talpalariu, Science Editor

3rd of November 2008, 15:22 GMT

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Security forces from Iran have recently captured and arrested two dangerous pigeons that posed a huge threat to the Iranian national security by spying on one of the many nuclear facilities of the country. The pair of birds, which have just raised terrorist operations to an even higher level, were caught by the military forces of the well-defended underground uranium enrichment plant in the city of Natanz, the Isfahan province.


http://news.softpedia.com/news/Pigeons-Arrested-For-Espionage-In-Iran-97047.shtml
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 1:21pm On Jan 24, 2009
Can someone just imagine for me how it would have sounded like, if this whole thing where to be Cow and not a goat?
Politics / Re: Again, Naval Ratings Beat Up Female Punch Employee by Macvyno(m): 9:21am On Jan 24, 2009
Realllllllllllllly!!! shocked embarassed
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 9:42pm On Jan 23, 2009
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Robbers attack bullion van with dynamite
By Agency reporter
Published: Thursday, 22 Jan 2009
Armed robbers attacked a bullion van and its accompanying security vehicle at Arungwa junction, on the Port Harcourt-Aba Expressway on Tuesday.

It was a day Governor Theodore Orji was inaugurating development projects in Ikwuano Local Government area and the robbers carted away unspecified amount of money.

The PUNCH learnt that the armed robbers used dynamite to blow up the back of the bullion van, which belonged to a commercial bank.

They carted away the money after allegedly killing all the policemen in the security vehicle and setting their vehicle ablaze.

It was also gathered that the robbers, who first applied bullets to open the bullion van without success, later resorted to the use of dynamite and hand grenade.

The robbery reportedly lasted for over two hours without any interruption, except when the members of the state vigilance team came to the scene and killed one of the armed robbers.

Other members of the gang escaped with their loot, firing sporadically into the air to scare away people around.

When contacted, spokesman for the police in the state, Mr. Alli Okechukwu, requested that he should be given some time to compile report on the incident.

When the Robbers are taking two hours to operate a bullion van, our police dem dey chase goat wen want snatch Mazda car.

Thank God say the police no allow the Mazda car to snatch the goat put for boot.

d1maff:


How else do you want a goat to look like?This country sucks.Our Nigerian police was once described by a Nigerian rapper as "DUMMIES IN UNIFORM".Is he not right after all?Let them just shoot the damn thing.After all they shoot suspected criminals at will almost on a daily basis.

Please sincerely to all Niara Landers on Tuesday January 27 is my birthday, so make lets not shoot the damn thing, i think i have a better alternative, there should be no waste, i no mind if someone help me beg the police and the Judge for the Goat court case to just conclude the case that day, atleast so that enough pepper soup annd suya make wave for the occasion.
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 9:14pm On Jan 23, 2009
Come and see ooooo shocked shocked shocked shocked Police sue the goat to court, I swear i wouldnt miss this court case, grin grin grin grin

JUDGE: pls could the defendant identify yourself?

GOATY: meeee huuuuuu


JUDGE: ok so meee huuuuuuu do you plead guilty for the crime accused you?

GOATY: neeeeeeeeeeeeeee

JUDGE: the innocent defendent pleads not guilty

GOATY: theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssss
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Macvyno(m): 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2009
This is why I am always proud of my Naija…we too much I beg, I just no fit shout. grin grin grin grin

Who know whether na two goats them catch, organize one (just like Lucky Igbenedion 10% return to EFCC) then dem come bring the other one to police make matter for close? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I beg am up for this one in which ever way its going, whether pepper soup or suya, I no run…. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 2:58pm On Jan 21, 2009
I Just Love this Ride , If only i can get it for 1.8m
Autos / Re: Used Bmw 318i (e36) For Sale @ Good Bargain by Macvyno(m): 12:40pm On Jan 19, 2009
itachi:

Presented here is a Nigeria used BMW 3series E36 (94/95) it was well used and it is in good condition.
This is fast becoming the definitive car amongst young people it has got style and substance.

Below are some of it’s features

A/C
1.8L engine
CD Player with 10 disc changer
Mork leather interior
Bi Halogen Head lamps
5 speed manual transmition
Powered Mirrors

Etc…

This car is going for N280,000

If interested you can please call Itachi on 08053638245 /08098482242
Or itachi.tee@gmail.com



You may as well try to send a detail on the condition of the engine, that's if it is still avialable.
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 3:10pm On Jan 17, 2009
sultaan:

Get ready to kiss that money goodbye.You should always put yourself in a situation you know you have some level of control.
Buying a car from Cotonou depends mainly on trust and that is something Nigerians are allergic to.

I really belive you can get the truck for >N1.6m, just get a visa, plane ticket and go buy one yourself(its that simple)

We need people like you to come here and make the auto market place more competitive grin.

Goodluck my brother

Don't get urself worried about that, i know just how to handle my cash. As for the 1.6m, i think u are sure right about that, more so that i will not be using a plane flight. For now am in Sarki, in Kwara state, by next week i should be going to Ilesha baruba, to board a commercial taxi with other car dealers to Benin.

You sure should be expecting a good news as a reply when i return. Who knows if i may want to sell it for 2.0m when i actually hual it to Naija for 1.6m

Nothing do you Sultaan, just feel free, cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Amazing Plane With More 150 Persons Crash Into The Sea And No Death! by Macvyno(m): 10:41am On Jan 16, 2009
This is another reason for the survivors to thank God immensely, for keeping the pilot in the right frame of mind. If it had crashed on land, the story would have been another tragedy in the aviation history. Glory be to God Almighty.

Kudos also to the pilot, atleast for not taking some shots of monkey tail, before setting off for flight unlike my Naija Pilots them from Osunbi to Lagos.

We just have to acknowledge the level of organisation and development in American. For a rescue team to save 155 in less than 12 hours, my brother its a kudos because that cant happen in Naija. Infact Rescue team hot line go freeze because it will not be reacheable in the moment please try again letter. Maybe when BBC or CNN flash immediately on breaking News and some good fellow Nigerians rush down to thier office, to inform them, they will tell you "their oga no dey" if he come e go give orders make them go save them. When Oga returns from when he went for some shot of soilder root, he will tell you the fuel wen dey motor no go fit reach there. Even when good citizen Nigerian donates fuel immediately, they will be having only 5 life jackets, which they will be intend to use to save 155 persons.

Infact for Niaja na God go help us
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 10:12am On Jan 16, 2009
NO DEAL!!! You seem to know everything,so source for a similar SUV like mine and have it shipped to Lagos for -N-1.0M or even -N-900ksmiley For your info I'm a private seller. What a smart way to negotiate, My price is still -N-2.1M


Alright my friend, farewell,

I even used 151 Naira per US Dollar for the estimate, i should believe you know that a Dollar is current 119 Naira, which makes the price even much lesser.

Well i think i should face Cotonou like you a kinda advising me,

Cheers My Broda!!!!!!
Autos / Re: Who Wants A Car Loan? by Macvyno(m): 4:30pm On Jan 15, 2009
Hello Chi,

This scheme is quite interesting, far better than paying full cash at once.

Please endeavor to send for me via macvyno@yahoo.com the detial requirements as well as interest rate for a 1.5million car loan repayable in two years. 30% equity contribution is availiable.

Thanks, hoping to read from you soon.
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 3:59pm On Jan 15, 2009
HOW FAR ADEX,

LETS DO BUSINESS NOW!!! AMERICAN USED DOES NOT MAKE IT SELL FOR 2.1m.

AM NOT A CAR DEALER, SO AM NOT TRYING TO INSTRUCT YOU HOW YOU GONNA SELL YOU GOODS, BUT AM JUST A BUYER TRYING TO NEGOTIATE, AND I WAS ONLY INTRODUCE TO THIS FORUM BY ONE OF MY ENGINEER FRIEND IN LAGOS, THAT I CAN GET IT A BIT CHEAPER ONLINE THAN THOSE HOT CAKE SHADE OUT THERE WHO MAY WANT TO ADD COST FOR SALE BOYS AND AGENTS AND THE LIKES,

THE CAR IN QUESTION IS NICE LOOKING FOR SURE, BUT ADEX IT HAS MILEAGE 101,

IT THUS CANT SELL ABOVE 5000 US DOLLAR i.e 755,000 NAIRA @ 151 PER DOLLAR

SO IF U SHIP IT @ 1,600 US DOLLAR, WE HAVE 241,600 ADDED TO IT

AND IF YOU CLEAR IT FOR 250,000 , THEN WE HAVE A TOTAL PURCHASE COST OF 1,246,600 NAIRA

I DONT THINK 30% WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OVERHEAD AND PROFIT. CUZ AM A CONTRACTOR AND MY OVERHEAD AND PROFIT BID IS 25%

ADDING 30% WE HAVE 373,980 ADDED, RESULTING IN A TOTAL COST OF 1,620,580 NAIRA,

NOW AM OFFERING 1.7MILLION CASH, NOT ON INSTALLMENTAL PAYMENT, ADEX I THINK MY BID IS ON COURSE, PLEASE TRY TO BE FLEXIBLE

CHEERS!!!!!!!
Autos / Re: Black 2000 Lincoln Navigator for N2.1M by Macvyno(m): 6:51pm On Jan 14, 2009
Hi Adex,

Can the black baby fly for 1.7m?, " Cash Available"
Autos / Re: Brand New 2008 Hp Laptops For N20,000 by Macvyno(m): 6:39pm On Jan 14, 2009
What if i cant find 5 persons who can afford that amount ?

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