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Romance / Re: Side Effect Of Being A Virgin by Magogoni: 9:31am On Jul 09, 2014
SpaceGoat: hmmm.. this post is aim at you to show to you the evill of the word "virgin" to you male guys and female girl out there angry !!!! most people get stomach pain everytime and they dont dont even know why!! read on

1. You will have swollen stomach
look do you think the 1,500 sperm man produce in a secounds dispear?? angry let do math !! [1500=1sec , 1days=86400sec, 86400x1500=129600000 sperm in a day, in years= ooh my gods!! ]

2. You will bed wet
see bed wet is bed wet either by urinate or by sperm!! people may say "it is not o" it ia not o" it not o" but they are both same! angry

3.Your urinate will yellow
scientis as found out sex act as a cleaner for kidney in both male guys and female girls .. if your urinate is yellow stop being virgin angry

3.You will be buying vasline always
guys stop it!! no more self self servicing vasline. you are making the producers think people like the their product.

4.You will not be sexy
this is for female girls, study as show that sex increase the size of b.o.obs yes! boobos is very important in female girl ' we guy love them.. see omotola? do you know her secret to get those nice boobs ? Mr EKEINEDE! angry

5.You will not know book
study as show people who are not virgin concentrate more in class and work than virgins angry because the male guy virgin or female girl virgin is thinking about sex with her,his teacher or boss.

being virgin is pure evil and bad.. tank

Ohhh crap

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