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Family / Re: I Don't Care Neighbours by mamaluwe22(f): 3:25am On Apr 10
.[One very reason i prefer a house with a gateman.]I secretly spoilt my compound jam lock and threw the padlock inside bush as revenge. I knocked for 2 hours and I could see someone peeping through there curtain oo, I use stone knock for gate tire, my so called neighbours no come open door, after a while another tenant came back use phone call him wife, she came out and opened the door, she was like she never knew someone was knocking oo. I said no wahala, I didn't even act as if e pain me or said any bad word, I just keep am for mind. After some weeks them begin find padlock, lo and behold jamlock sef done spoil. One of the neighbours said they should ask me, I might know about it. If them born Una papa well come ask me useless question. Na so we take contribute another money for padlock and jamlock. Nonsense people angry[/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Charles Granville Is Dead (Photos) by mamaluwe22(f): 11:19pm On Sep 24, 2023
[Just saw a movie he featured in
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Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Plan To Spend Your Christmas Day? by mamaluwe22(f): 9:38am On Dec 25, 2022
Depress!! ]Straight to the point for me am not giving any of my Neighbors anything and am not expecting anything from them either!!!!!!


I will stay indoors from morning till dawn. I don't intend to go anywhere or to visit anyone. Neither am I inviting anybody to visit me. Just all by myself. Enjoying my privacy.

Without delay I have already gotten my favorite food for now which is garri which I am planning to drink tomorrow.

I just want to do something different tomorrow. Am drinking garri tomorrow!!! I already bought garri, cowbell chocolate to spice it up. Later I will get Gnut and sugar. cheesy

The truth is I feel happy eating in peace. Even if my Neighbors are busy frying chicken � up and down, I just want to feel happy as well drinking my garri garnished with milk and G-nut.

For me this life is very simple. If I can't eat chicken at least I can afford garri. The most important thing is I am happy drinking my garri.

Christmas is just a day (though a very special day), any day I can afford chicken is also like a Christmas to me.

So how do plan to spend your Christmas day?[/quote]
Romance / Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by mamaluwe22(f): 11:11pm On Aug 02, 2022
]what is pep?post- exposure prophylaxis
Romance / Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by mamaluwe22(f): 12:11pm On Jul 16, 2022
I REPEAT!!! DON'T!!! BE SURE OF HER HIV Status. I know of a girl who's positive and that's her method of operation; recently saved a guy that bleeped her. He took pep for a month.

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Politics / Re: Passport Of Kidney Donor In Ekweremadu's 'Organ Harvesting” Saga Shows He Is 21 by mamaluwe22(f): 7:45pm On Jun 24, 2022
. Some Nigerians are terrible; I know of a guy who had kidney issue and donor agreed 7million but few days to he said he has changed his mind. Its either 12million or nothing.
SunMusk:
How is he guilty. Abeg keep ur hatred
Education / Re: Who Remembers The Name Of This Book? by mamaluwe22(f): 10:53am On Feb 11, 2022
.Sugar girl
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Secures Jaruma’s Arrest (Photo) by mamaluwe22(f): 10:15am On Jan 22, 2022
Problem].Billionaire Ned Nwoko has been alleged to have secured the arrest of popular online aphrodisiac seller and sex therapist, Jaruma.

Focus Naija can report that a photo of the Kayanmata dealer making a statement has gone viral online.

According to gossip blog, Gistlover, Jaruma was arrested over allegations of defamation, drug abuse and trafficking.

The blogger noted that while Jaruma flaunts audio billions online and claims to be operating from Dubai, she was actually arrested in Abuja, Nigeria.

Recall that Jaruma accused Regina Daniels of using her products on the billionaire which led to the separation with his Moroccan wife, Laila.

Ned Nwoko in defense of his wife had a face-off with Jaruma over the potency of her products that couldn’t help her secure her marriage.

Source: https://focusnaija.com.ng/2022/01/21/breaking-ned-nwoko-finally-secures-jarumas-arrest-photo/[/quote]
Romance / Re: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by mamaluwe22(f): 10:12am On Jan 22, 2022
(Marrying your sister's husband or ex husband is not the right thing to do regardless of the reason they are having issues. We are Africans and somethings matters here don't worry about your age your own husband will come.]
Family / Re: Having A Male Child by mamaluwe22(f): 11:14am On Jan 10, 2022
.[. Why not visit a hospital and opt for sex selection? That bn said na wetin you give your wife she dey born]Fathers and Mothers. Pls ohh. Myself and my wife, we trying to have a child this year, and we want a Male child. Male Child or nothing else. In fact i just Pray this time it works because trouble FIT dey.

Now my question is, as anybody in the house every tried the method of making love to you wife on the day of her Ovulation and the sex happens to be a Male child?

I have read to much article and the one that got my attention the most was, IF YOU WANT A MALE CHILD, MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE A DAY TO HER OVULATION DAY OR ON HER EXACT OVULATION DAY. Please whom have tired this method and what is the success rate? I nor get money for IVF, so dont tell me say make i go do am ohh, because i heard its not cheap.

Regards

Abeg help save this marriage.[/quote]

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by mamaluwe22(f): 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2021
. You're very right. That was how I met one useless guy the first question he asked was if I live alone and he goes on saying how he'll love me and I won't regret dating him

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Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Parents Of Dowen College Cult Members To Fly Them Out by mamaluwe22(f): 12:13pm On Dec 04, 2021
He should take the names of the boys to Ayalala in the great benin kingdom and cause them pains as they have done to him or forgive them if he is a Christian and leave vengeance for God because the Nigerian police/law Court would do nothing.

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Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe-Etim Celebrates Her 47th Birthday (Photo) by mamaluwe22(f): 10:48pm On Oct 21, 2021
Sirheny007:
"47 - Still a diva"

You'd think she meant "47 and still Young" but no.
She's celebrating the fact that she's 47 and yet can still hoe..
. She's married man
Food / Re: What Food Is Forbidden In Your Culture? by mamaluwe22(f): 2:27am On Oct 13, 2021
sageb:


ozoro is an Isoko town

Isoko have strong culture especially the one that pertains to marital affairs
An Isoko woman told me that if a married woman commits adultery and she does not confess, the husband and children will die if they eat anything cooked by her.
. She's right
Food / Re: What Food Is Forbidden In Your Culture? by mamaluwe22(f): 7:35pm On Oct 12, 2021
nans24:
Nairalanders, abeg am abit curious this afternoon. Regardless of whether you believe in it or not, What Food is forbidden in your culture?

Am asking because I just learnt today that snail is forbidden in my culture meanwhile i dey chop am steady. cheesy
. Are you from delta state? Ozoro to be precised?
Career / Re: Would You Tell Your Spouse Of Salary Increase by mamaluwe22(f): 11:12am On Oct 09, 2021
We aren't married yet but he knows how much I earn n I do too. Infact he gives me cash to help him keep so I'll say depends on who your partner is.

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Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Runner, Recovers Drugged Candles, Cookies, Cocaine by mamaluwe22(f): 4:51pm On Sep 05, 2021
Crossroad1:
where is babaluwe?
. On his way�
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Runner, Recovers Drugged Candles, Cookies, Cocaine by mamaluwe22(f): 2:12pm On Sep 05, 2021
Crossroad1:
Gbenga, sorry o
Due to my desperate desire to live large back then after service, na so so connect I dey find..
Me, gbenga and femi were connected.
A day to the D-day, I was diagnosed with appendix, heard femi put his shipment inside a passengers box.. I know how he did it cos femi have a big Influence over people.
Tall, handsome, has sweet mouth and funny..
The lady carried it successfully Sha, gbenga was not lucky.. Him still dey prison till now..
As for me, I just return their money use the pity money they gave me to open a baring saloon around tanke..
These people prey on desperate souls.. Their connect places?
Bar, lounge, midst of what's up Boys

Funny enough, when they scan me at the hospital, they couldn't find any appendix but what happened to me, I still don't understand till date.. The pain was from the scrotum to the right side of my belle and it was an excruciating unbearable pain.. But after lots of drip and antibiotics injected into my drips, after like 40mins,it was as if nothing happened to me
. Thank you stars. Perhaps prison would have become your home. I'm happy for you.
Crime / Re: Ataga Usifo's Murder: IGP Baba Transfers Case, Chidinma To Abuja by mamaluwe22(f): 10:36am On Aug 21, 2021
IbileIfe:

Gone where?
Pretty babes who know how to open legs open doors.
The wider they open their legs the wider the open doors.
. I disagree. The family of the guy has the funds to ensure they see the end of this case. Bn pretty will not help her on this one
Health / Re: I'll Be Undergoing Surgical Treatment Of Chronic Empyema Soon (Pictures) by mamaluwe22(f): 12:25pm On Aug 18, 2021
You'll be back strong��

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Family / Re: Help! An Unwanted Pregnancy Is Ruining My Life. by mamaluwe22(f): 10:59pm On Jul 24, 2021
Priceless007:
Hello Nairalanders,

It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short and to the vital points. Please endure the length.

There's a girl i met at a theological college in where I was studying to become a clergyman and also learning a skill under the civil engineering department of the college. She was my junior in the course, as I was a year away from graduating from my first course, while she was just a fresher. She was always having issues getting through her courses and projects and would always ask for my assistance since I was the course rep in that department. It was forbidden to have any intimate relationship with your course mate or anyone in the college for that matter, the penalty would be expulsion. But unfortunately for me, out of sheer lust and seduction on her part, and gross indiscipline and lack of self control on my part, I got intimate with her and we ended up committing fornication during one of our semester vacations. And it just happened once, of which out of deep regret and remorse I confessed the matter to the college Admin when the next semester resumed. We were panelled, after which I was suspended, while she was expelled.

During this time I was learning a skill sponsored by the college, of which I use to get paid some weekly stipend. After I was suspended I was also stopped from continuing my apprenticeship, because I was not to associate with any of the students or lecturers in the school while my suspension lasted. So I was without a job and without a source of income since I wasn't yet mastered on the skill. The condition that was given to me to resume my studies and apprenticeship was that I should go and get married before I could come back to college, so as not to be tempted to repeat my error. But I wasn't ready for marriage whether financially or any other wise for that matter. So while I was contemplating my next move, this girl came to me that she was pregnant, that she needed us to go and see her parents. I told her I had no money neither was I ready to father a child at this point in my life. I pleaded she should give me time to think about what next to do. Two weeks passed, and I called her to enquire about her welfare but her number wasn't reachable, I decided to go to her place, but I was told she had travelled a week ago to go see her family. A week later, I received a call from a woman telling me she was the girl's mother, that her daughter came home with a pregnancy, and she asked me if I was responsible for the pregnancy, I answered her in the affirmative. She then asked when I was coming to see her family. I told her I wasn't sure about coming to see them that I needed to speak to the girl first. She said okay, then later that day the girl called me, and I told her to come back for us to talk deliberate on the way forward. When she came she told me her parents (who are by the way divorced) will not accept her nor the pregnancy without me coming to see them for marriage arrangements.

I explained to her I wasn't ready for any such thing, that I have a calling to answer and a course to finish, that what happened between us was just a stupid and careless mistake that has been as a setback for me to achieve my goal, and that I was ready to overcome the trials and get back on track, and I explained to her that before then I had neither dated nor been intimate with anyone for over seven years, and so any kind of relationship or marriage was not even in my nearest future plans, and besides, I didn't even have a job, not to mention having enough money to embark on a marriage plan. She said she would never accept such excuse, that I should look for whatever means to make sure I come see her parents before her pregnancy becomes obvious. She also said that she needed money to move her belongings back to Imo state where her family resides. I agreed to raise some money for her. I went to do some menial jobs and raised some money, about ₦20k, which I gave to her and she traveled back to Owerri. From then on her parents kept calling and pressuring me to come and see them for marriage arrangements. I told them I was going to come, but just to introduce myself to them as the person responsible for their daughter's pregnancy not for any marriage arrangements. But they disagreed, that if I wasn't ready to come for marriage that I shouldn't bother coming. I pleaded with them to give me enough time to look for money to come and see them, but they instead started threatening me with court cases and arrests, at one time they brought the girl and some soldiers to my family house and harassed my family members including my mother.

So I later traveled to Benin city to go look for money. After one week of my arrival in Benin, I lost my phone and I couldn't retrieve my number. I lost connection with them until I got back to Uyo where I got her phone number from a friend of hers. At this time, I was told that they came to my house several times with police officers claiming I raped their daughter and impregnated her then absconded. At this, I established contact with the girl again and she told me that I should not bother her that she wasn't in the mood to talk to me, I kept calling her but she often ended up abusing me or we often times ended up in quarrels, so I left her alone for sometime.

Two weeks ago I related the matter to one of my distant uncles, who advised me to gather some money and go see her, I called her and told her I wanted to come and see her before she puts to bed, which is expected to be sometime next month (August). But she told me that she still stands by what her parents had said, if it's not for the marriage issue that I should not come, that I should rather send her the money I would use in coming so she can use it to buy the baby clothing and buy some hospital requirements before she puts to bed. I called her parents and they told me the same thing, and said if I don't come for the marriage agreement before she puts to bed, that after she's delivered of the baby I should forget ever coming, and should never mention that I have a child anywhere not to mention coming to claim it ever in the future. And that I should just forget about her and the child.

The issue now is this, I am a bit frustrated because I seem to have lost everything at the moment because of this issue; my calling, the skill I was learning is gone, I have no job aside the menial jobs I do at construction sites which isn't available regularly. Now the little I have saved so far, I am contemplating on whether to use the money to pay for my skills training and continue with it and start my life afresh and forget about her, the child, and her parents, or use the money to support her in her hospital requirements for her delivery. Because I don't want to be seen as abandoning her when she is in this condition, and I also don't want to give up on the child, though I'm not capable of taking care of the girl and the baby right now, and probably, I might end up getting married but not under my present circumstances. I know I've made a grave mistake and this is the consequences for not being true to myself and my calling, and I deeply regret it, and I've suffered for it in any way I can possibly imagine, but I also need to put my life back in order, because right now I'm so devastated that I'm contemplating terrible alternatives to survive the storm, I'm at a very critical moment of my life and I just feel like giving up on life altogether. Please I need your help and advice on this issue. Thanks.

PS. Please if anyone is willing to teach me any skill, I would be very grateful and willing to learn.
. What if you're not the father of that child? You made a mistake but don't let anyone force you into marrying. Go and complete your skills. Things will fall into place eventually
Politics / Re: Tension In Abuja Over Hundreds Of Migrating Herders From Niger republic by mamaluwe22(f): 10:14pm On May 06, 2021
BigDawsNet:


Sis just stay active and don't loose guard...the government can't save everyone..

When you sense any funny move carry ur family comot quick

God bless Nigeria
. Thank you. Will do as you have said
Politics / Re: Tension In Abuja Over Hundreds Of Migrating Herders From Niger republic by mamaluwe22(f): 9:50am On May 06, 2021
BigDawsNet:
Chia


I fear FCT in the next few months

Security personnel should stay active...
. My dear I fear so much they're building thatch houses behind my fence in gwarinpa. A massive land don't know if it belongs to the owner of the cows. I pray these ones here are harmless. I dey fear
Education / Re: Which Schools Have The Fastest Master Programs In Nigeria? by mamaluwe22(f): 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2021
ddazz:
UNIABUJA
. No true
Business / Re: Popular Gwarimpa, Abuja Market On Fire. by mamaluwe22(f): 6:01pm On Dec 25, 2020
Omihanifa:
Which of the market ? Cause there are only 3 popular markets in gwarimpa (kado bimko, yakasua, and tipper garage) so which one ?
. I think its yakasua

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Family / Re: My Sister Wants Traditional Marriage In The City: Is It Normal? by mamaluwe22(f): 6:52am On Dec 14, 2020
Since its her wedding then whatever rocks her boat but I feel its good to take a few persons down to the village and the brideprice be paid there. It gives the opportunity of your spouse knowing your root.
Health / Re: Army GOC 6th Division Dies Of COVID-19 by mamaluwe22(f): 6:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
Bilec:
And his mother died early this year.The final burial rite is slated for this month with invitation sent out and medical check-up for people in his community.
. He did the ceremony few weeks ago and now he's dead. Hmmmm
Health / Re: My Brother Sees Blood In His Saliva Whenever He Spits by mamaluwe22(f): 5:04pm On Dec 09, 2020
NewBeijing:
if it's TB he will be coughing
. No he's likely not to cough. Patient tb i think because my brother suffered same but has bn on treatment
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Suspends Agbazuere After Spraying Money On Odumeje by mamaluwe22(f): 4:25pm On Dec 06, 2020
Afam4eva:
If Ikpeazu was a good and performing governor, i would have clapped for him but he's worse than his Chief of Staff.
. Honestly, he deserve to be sacked too

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Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Suspends Agbazuere After Spraying Money On Odumeje by mamaluwe22(f): 4:24pm On Dec 06, 2020
ZKOSOSO:
Good job Mr Govnor.....!!
How can a whole CoS of a state invite fake Prophet whose anointing is tied to spraying cash to the government house?

We have seen Prophets in the Bible and even now.
95% of Nigeria prophets are fakes.
When we see prophets we know them by the signs
. ��
Politics / Re: I Am The Wrong Person To Comment On Insecurity - Jonathan by mamaluwe22(f): 4:17pm On Dec 06, 2020
[Why?]





I want to slap this man
Family / Re: Benue Girl, Adoo Eugenia Ter Surprises Her Mother With A Car by mamaluwe22(f): 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2020
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