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Romance / Re: Eswatini King To Pay N175M And 100 Cows For 16th Wife - Zuma's Daughter (PICS) by MatrixReloaded: 9:33pm On Jul 21
Puss360:

Oh please tell me something else!!!!!
Do u know the sexual stamina of a 21yr old compared to a 56yr...?
Marriage isn't to be endured but be enjoyed!
It's even better to have him as sugar daddy sef than to marry...

I repeat, I prefer full-time hookup to marriage to anyman above 50...
Lies. Ring that bell to a calabar of ikwere man. 50-60yrs is the beginning of a man's libido. 21 can cowgirl and the joystick 🕹 is ever drilling.
Romance / Re: Eswatini King To Pay N175M And 100 Cows For 16th Wife - Zuma's Daughter (PICS) by MatrixReloaded: 9:07pm On Jul 21
Puss360:
Lol .. African tradition, though a nice one, is very difficult to understand ito a common man..

People might look as it as a archaic practice, but only those whose culture it is, can place a ban on it... But until then, I wish dem well ..
Happy married life...
Lol 21yr old, to marry 56yr old...

I rather do hookup till I die 🤣
Bixtch oh please.. go get a life. 21 to 56 isn't a bad combo. 25years the man dies and you still remain hot. Whilst hooking up with different dicck...
Romance / Re: Eswatini King To Pay N175M And 100 Cows For 16th Wife - Zuma's Daughter (PICS) by MatrixReloaded: 9:01pm On Jul 21
Useless king. That is what ooni of ife is emulating. They lack decency in this modern world. At most 2 Queen is maximum a king should have. I have no respect for an efulefu Kings.

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Travel / Re: 26-year-old Nigerian Student Dies In UK After Suffering Seizure by MatrixReloaded: 7:56pm On Jul 21
It's so sad to here about her demise. Seizure is one hell of an illness. I Speak from experience of those that I care for and its not just me having achieved a mindset of indulging them whenever the crisis arose. There is no permanent cure thou constant medication of cazerpine family will keep it at length. No one knows when it strikes but as a passerby or novice don't gather the victim, don't fan, don't put your hand in the mouth. Try to adjust there body during the crisis. You will experience stiffness of the victim nerves, don't panic, it only last for 45-60secs. If it surpass 2mins you may need to reach an emergency. Remember do not apply pressure or try to carry the victim. Only place a soft cloth on the head and maintain eye contact as the body vibrate in stiffness whilst the mouth yawns for gasping air......I pray for total healing to all those experiencing this Brain electric disorder.
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by MatrixReloaded: 2:33pm On Jul 21
tensazangetsu20:


You need residency in Chile to give birth so your children can be citizens. Coming in it to give birth with visit visa doesn't guarantee anything for you and the child.
Stop lieing. Birth tourism works in Chile 🇨🇱. Even if the child was born mid-air. You are just a clown. Chile no be ur papa heritage.
Travel / Re: Portugal Tourist Visa Timelines by MatrixReloaded: 12:58pm On Jul 20
Judawoo:
Good morning,
Do anyone apply recently for tourist visa for Portugal and get answer fast?
I did biometric 12/07/2024
See below my documentation
Had Belgium 27 days visa before last November 2023( copy)
Mariage certificate
Oil and gas worker with 9000usd/months
6 months payslip
Introduction letter form company
Bank statement 35k usd
Prepaid tourist pass (150euro)
Panama seaman passport copy
Togo passport
Resident permit
Offshore contract 8months on and 3 months off.

Are u a togolese? What is your choice of citizenship. It will assist to analyse your case study.
Romance / Re: Cash express Loan App Accuse Girl Of Rituals Send Body Parts To Friends PHOTOS by MatrixReloaded: 9:37am On Jul 20
These are loan sharks that are neither registered under CBN nor NDIC. If you borrow from them you accept there terms and condition likewise giving them access to your photo list, address list and video cover album.
It drops as a time frame whenever you default your loan assessments. This maybe from the photo album, that is why before you download any app on your device make sure you are aware of the app designed features. Most can come with root-kit and cookies. While often attach Ncredit virus through ads and pop-up's
Travel / Re: Where Is The Best Place To Live In Enugu? by MatrixReloaded: 1:12pm On Jul 19
Auto200:
if you d do yahoo go to Nike and T-junction side

if you d like women/students go to Mary land,

if you be family man with normal income, go to agbani road [uwani , achara layout]

if you d like calm place , go to GRA or trans

if you like to d gossip , go abakpa, camp,

if you like busy places and groceries , go to new heaven

if you wan hide full time , go to emene and hide there make visitors no disturb you
Baddest
Travel / Re: Has Anyone Applied For Portugal Visit Visa Recently? by MatrixReloaded: 1:07pm On Jul 19
maziemeka2024:
Hello Readers,

Has anyone applied to portugal schengen visa recently? How long did the process take?

It's been a month now, and I have other travel arrangements.


You should have asked this exact question before applying over a month now. Generally visit visa for schengen takes approximately 3months for a response due to high volume of application.
Travel / Re: Japa: Moving To The Gambia by MatrixReloaded: 6:54am On Jul 19
Swaziland and at least there women are free and will accommodate you for as long as you dey gidddem giddem gidddem.
Travel / Re: Australia Or Canada Japa Plans. Help Me Decide by MatrixReloaded: 9:37am On Jul 18
If you this enlighten and have found yourself in this delimma then you ain't professional enough. 4m monthly ain't no joke buddy. Like you make 48m after tax yearly and you are still skeptical about job security and migration syndrome. Gettat abeg

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Crime / Re: Police Nab Three Over Gunrunning In Delta by MatrixReloaded: 6:57am On Jul 18
They produce this local made guns and sell to touts in other to terrorise various community. They should be dealt with and keep track of there phone conversation from 10 years uphill the moment. Any person found wanting will be arrested prosecuted to the full wrath of law.

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Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by MatrixReloaded: 4:17am On Jul 14
tensazangetsu20:


Men truly beans don cost grin cheesy. Sorry o tongue embarassed
Bro u no funny aswear. 😒
Make I send u my acc data sheet. Abi u dey think say me and u dey do those kind argument about food prices or living expense. 🙄
Funny enough I go like make u dey observe ur tl. Wen the ripe time u go see update for here. Boasting onto say ur god na from Chile others own na Naija. Deh play tongue
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by MatrixReloaded: 1:42pm On Jul 13
tensazangetsu20:


E be like say you still wan collect cheesy cheesy
Taa gettat... lost in Chile. I see China I see Japan I see German, which one u fit talk to. Gaybriel think say na by shake waist dey waka like transgendered oyibo dey look. Your nyash go close and another gaybriel go bore am like say na virgin one. Which woman wan dey make u dey toast am with your mouth twisted like amoeba.
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by MatrixReloaded: 9:28am On Jul 13
tensazangetsu20:
Dating abroad

Before I left Nigeria, I almost got married to my gf and the only reason I wanted to marry was access to constant sex. I used to watch videos mostly from guys in the UK and they would all talk about how hard dating was and how hard it was to get sex and how ugly and unwanted Nigerian men were and all sorts of crap. I won't lie I was scared as hell.

Men everything these people said is a lie. To be honest, if I had left Nigeria a married man without loving my wife extremely well I might have regretted being married o grin grin. You need to see the kind of women I see everyday here and there's so much variety. Whites, latinos, Chinese. You wouldnt know but we have asian Latinos especially from peru there are Latinos but they completely look south east Asian. Apparently there was a huge japanese migration to south America after world war 2. Japanese immigrants settled in countries like Brazil, Peru, Chile, argentina. Perú has even had an ex president who had complete japanese ancestry. He was extremely corrupt and stole a lot of money and ran to Japan to escape being arrested. He was only arrested when he came to Chile. The Chilean government arrested him and handed him over to the Peruvian government.

That's by the way, if you are still in Nigeria and bothered about how hard dating is abroad. I am here to tell you that it's a very big lie lol. I find dating so much easier and you have access to really beautiful women of all races. Here in Chile I have met women from everywhere. US, Canada, Germany, Spain, other Latin American countries.

The only thing is that you would need to work on yourself. In Nigeria you will probably pull girls with a fat tummy if you are rich. It's never gonna happen in Chile not even with fat girls lol. They have a very weird picture of how a black man should be. To them all black men should be tall, muscular, dark skinned. For some weird reason they find extremely dark skinned black men attractive. They also assume all black men have huge dicks so that's one thing helping you. You smell really nice and dress well and have a good job or business going for you then I feel it's even easier here than in Nigeria sef or other African countries.

Another thing I have noticed is that women hate food dates here lol. Their idea of dates is sitting in the park to talk or taking very long walks. They love walking so much like crazy. And if they go on a food date with you, they hate you paying. They insist on paying their own half.
Quote me when u find one GAYbriel

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Business / Re: Nigerian Girls Show Off Their Low Budget In Account Balance Challenge by MatrixReloaded: 10:22am On Jul 12
Urgent 2k babes. On the light, bring it down small and set your camera for up.

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Career / Re: Help Me Make A Decision! by MatrixReloaded: 7:57pm On Jul 07
It's your choice to make, your father at this point have done his best for you. Going back to Ibadan doesn't mean the job will be awarded after the exam but it will give you an edge on how the society looks like. Its a bull by the horn and its a welcome decision to search for a greener pasture. You need to be a man of your own and to do that is to start earning a living. Masters can come at any time but job search is a whole lot of task.. I wish you all the best of luck in your forth coming exam.
Career / Re: Help Me Make A Decision! by MatrixReloaded: 7:57pm On Jul 07
People with HND seek for job to support there advance program. Don't be confused lad, you can sit for the exam and have an edge on job hunting whilst your Masters program is in view.

Read my article again
Iamfedup:
The issue is that the graduate trainee exam does not guarantee employment 100%
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 23 by MatrixReloaded: 6:16pm On Jul 07
My advice to all prospective students. Except you are from elite home or have scholarship. Do not waste huge funds to migrate into Canada for study. Focus on other destination like Germany, France or Austria. Learning a second language is awesome. I write this based on current task needed by Canadian govt. Build your profile from other western countries and migrate with your wealth of knowledge to your choice destination.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Her Husband’s Side-chick In UK by MatrixReloaded: 4:42pm On Jul 06
Amotolongbo:
what is it saying?
UK denying young chaps’ study permit application or what did I just see?
What i am seeing is Face black, hand yellow, leg green.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Her Husband’s Side-chick In UK by MatrixReloaded: 3:58pm On Jul 06
So they have taken this bad habit from ketu to street of U.K, constitute nuisance and littering everywhere with iberibe na nzuzu. Unfortunate beings.
When reasonable young chaps apply for a study permit application they will be denied but when efulefu ndi agadi na agwo ofe apply with fake docs they will grant them...

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Romance / Re: Sleeping Over In Olosho House: I Have Stopped Sleeping At Home by MatrixReloaded: 3:45pm On Jul 06
4 women in a night. What manner of men do we have in this generation. Men that there libido is high enough to quench a burning fire. Men that can never say NO to sexual pleasure. Men that can never see the nakenedness of a woman to shy away. Men that drive pleasure in hunting women to the underworld. Men that will be dealt with in the nearest future.
I will be here when you and booggyman will jazz in here to seek for doctors advice. Sweat glands from one of these sluts can pass on lifetime infection..continue your adventure

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Travel / Re: How Can I Travel To Bosnia And Herzegovina by MatrixReloaded: 11:17pm On Jul 05
omoakinsola:
What is the easiest route to go Bosnia and Herzegovina? And how long does it take to become a citizen? And what’s the racism situation over there and are there Nigerians there?
The time you were busy typing all this will fetch you credible info about Bosnia 🇧🇦 on your own research. Nothing is easy right now only if you have your proper documentation and information about the steps involved and how to efficiently complete the application.

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Car Talk / Re: Stolen Car, Please Help!!! by MatrixReloaded: 11:11pm On Jul 05
Curious345:
Oh sorry dear. Do you have a car tracker installed?
You expect the owner to install a tracker in pontiac vibe 1995-1999 model car. Which engine go carry the tracker. Abeg allow the owner to use this medium search for his/her car. Even the bumper no go let am rest. OP you suppose sell this car to meat vendors add small money buy sienna 04/05 wey get key sensor.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Living In China Shares His Experience As He Visits Chinese Village by MatrixReloaded: 6:49pm On Jul 04
It's like that in most Asian nation. When I visited Japan and I took a jog down the stadium in Tokyo, most of them pause for a minute to look helplessly, maybe an alien is in there country. But alas one summon courage to approach me and ask if I was an American. I said Yeah, I'm from New Jersey. She gave me her contact and said, I should com3 to her office for a cup of coffee. Japanese are well cultured and mannered but she looks like half European and Japanese parents. So asking me out wasn't anything on her path. The story continues

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Crime / Re: Anambra : Servant Steals Goods Worth Millions From Master. Graphic Pictures by MatrixReloaded: 10:41am On Jul 03
Chibuzoripob:
cool grin Millionaires grin cheesy
Yes the goods worth millions and the lad was mislead. Keep your tribal slogan away from this thread or else you will drown in a lagoon.

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Crime / Re: Anambra : Servant Steals Goods Worth Millions From Master. Graphic Pictures by MatrixReloaded: 10:32am On Jul 03
He was lured by a woman or family in other to enrich the parents. He was not properly trained by his parents before handing over to the master.
Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by MatrixReloaded: 12:04pm On Jul 02
azpekuliar:


from there to US through the Darien gap and central America. cheesy
Cho cho cho. Have u slide into the lagoon before and trying to get out only to sink without swimming through? Its a dangerous adventure, even more dangerous than desert.
Wild rainforest isn't something of joke. Cannibal holocaust movie will play in reality but then again I wouldn't advise my enemy tensazangetsu20 to thread.

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Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by MatrixReloaded: 12:01pm On Jul 02
Legalaffairs:


Please I need your guide. I reached out to you on your email. Thanks
I will guide you here I promise ...don't worry
Travel / Re: Can 10m Relocate Me To Canada Conveniently? by MatrixReloaded: 10:31pm On Jul 01
10million can take you to the finest city in Canada, all depends on your situation and home ties (work, family and earnings) it could be you have saved 10m for a period of 6 months for this trip but remember that the waiting period for a visit visa is over 6-9 months cheesy
If you are going through study, 10m is nothing to compare to 20650 CAd required.
Again ensure you are traveling with the invitation of a family member either brother, sister, parents that way it will be easier to get faster visa process and ensure you are not given any agent to file for your application cos most times it will end in premium tears.
Canada is not for poor or low income earners and 10m will take you to Brazil, Mexico and Most (European country i.e study route)

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