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Jokes Etc / Breaking News!!! by Mayver: 6:52am On Feb 02, 2018 |
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Just now, ILASAN ROUNDABOUT is up in chaos because of the confusion created by the WHITE Painted CAMRY coming from DELABO side heading towards IROLU. The Police Patrol Team found TWO HEADS in the CAR while all the passengers including the driver where suspected YAHOO BOYS just immediately after the ROUNDABOUT before getting to the COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTER. A young LADY of about 19 years old was been wooed (TOASTED) by one of the boys in the WHITE CAMRY, the lady in question felt a strong ODOUR coming out from the WHITE PAINTED CAMRY. The horrible odour (Smell) made the Lady suspicious. Then SHE alarmed an Elderly man passing by. The ELDERLY MAN then made a light signal when he saw the Police Team doing their daily patrol. The police team intercepted the car, and searched all the BOYS. They were frightened, not knowing what was happening. One of the policemen (Name withheld) was shocked when he opened the CAR BOOTH and found TWO (2) HEADS the boys carried in their CAR. In examining them carefully, the authority (POLICE FORCE) found that they were TWO (2) known HEADS. It was a head of a FISH (Titus) and the other of a Goat (Ogufe). Thank you very much for allowing me DISTRACT your attention.................. Now you can continue what you were doing thanks |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Your Help On This One by Mayver: 5:49pm On Jan 31, 2018 |
lawalosky: Really? |
Events / Club Hyper by Mayver: 9:07am On Jan 31, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc / I Need Your Help On This One by Mayver: 8:52am On Jan 31, 2018 |
I want to commit suicide I was thinking out loud yesternight how Bihari has succeeded in ruining Nigeria and I thought of committing suicide I have taken fried rice and chicken but it didn't work I went to chicken republic and bought Chocolate ice cream and ate but it won't work I tried to drink cran berry juice with some ice with shawarma, it didn't work I am confused, please what else can I eat, I need to die |
Forum Games / Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by Mayver: 8:35am On Jan 31, 2018 |
He shot himself out of frustration, sadness at times makes someone commit suicide, the picture shows rounds of bottle taken, note written, date on the wardrobe tucked meaning, there is no more time to waste, point where blood is gushing out...but there is a twist in the picture that signifies murder case...you can't shoot yourself in the head and still have the gun in hand, in fact immediately you pull the trigger, the guns flies off your hand, that indeed is the timeless shock the bullet sends to the brain...he was killed by someone |
Forum Games / Re: The 4 Letter Words Game by Mayver: 8:22am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Pour 2 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Game by Mayver: 8:20am On Jan 31, 2018 |
7th |
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Mayver: 8:16am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Anything can happen say what |
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Mayver: 8:16am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Of the fact that you guys need to think before saying anything |
Adverts / Club Hyper by Mayver: 7:31am On Jan 31, 2018 |
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