Samakus:



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/osun-guber-peter-obi-to-storm-osogbo-for-lasun-aide/

Oh Yes! Good news. Please attend, lets see if really dumb youths making noise in here are really mean it thereby help the labour candidate win this election in Osun State. I'm glad you're attending so you won't have any excuses

JEWELofHELL:


https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1546948137360789512?t=wCwwEsYRvTP_VKkMFus6Jg&s=19

Who cares! He is finished politically. Who is him without JAGABAN.

Kwanza:


https://punchng.com/muslim-muslim-ticket-delta-apc-chieftain-quits-party/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1657638143

See who dey quit

Viscuz:


I’m hungry for corn

Why are you telling me? You're not one of my kids so don't ask me for help.

Viscuz:


For real my yansh

I don't understand what the picture attached portray. Hello Ooo!!!!

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Look for another woman while you can. She ain't for you. In fact if you're a Yoruba man and she is using ó for you instead of é, stay far away from her. Love never exist, it is just an illusion. Your eye go clear later sha!

arantess:

e go reach you soon

E get set of people wet fit shake TINUBU not 100s of this lightest weighted member.

Voldoz:


Source
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/strike-enough-is-enough-keeping-students-at-home-buhari-tells-ASUU/

Enough? Oh ok! Open all universities and start teaching them yourself. Your indirect evil action to limit the chances of our incoming president JAGABAN OF ALL NATION, won't work. He is loved by everyone, WE WILL VOTE HIM MASSIVELY. Even if you like, stop paying salary

envoymedia:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf4w_t3rb02/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Sets of brain dead forks campaigning for OBi PANDORA. Very dumb!!!!

Maxymilliano:


https://thenationonlineng.net/amaechis-ally-princewill-quits-apc/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1657618175

Who cares!

Okiki22242:
Jargons again??

Who cares

Obidient1:
Stop deceiving yourself and your Tinubu.

He is not paying me. I'm telling you the truth. I'm presently out of the country with my third kid. We are here in Sacramento California dey chop life. But I'm following every single things going on there.
OBi PANDORA GOOD AT STEALING AND PUTTING MONEY IN THE BANKS AND WE ARE ALL KNOW, ONLY IDIOT DOES THAT, KEEPING MONEY INSTEAD OF INVESTING IT TO MAKE MORE.

Totilopussylick:
As a president of federal republic of casava and agbado

Oh Yes! If you are tired, go to Ghana. Leave this country for us.

Viscuz:
Yawa

Blame fake news on that. You were been misled

Lovelive:
Your druggie Tinubu go soon faint... And your tears of pain go sweet our bellies.

He is more healthier than you and your family and can afford any medical bills. But you? if just paracetamol price go up, guess your fate?

Lovelive:
You go write tire.








Me and I remain Obidient.

You go crying tire. Your OBi PANDORA go go curt tire.

Softmirror:


IT'S ALL FANTASTIC FANTASY LACED WITH IRRATIONAL SENTIMENT. ASSUMING PETER OBI BECOMES PRESIDENT (GOD FORBID). HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO IMPEACH HIM? WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE PEOPLE IN HIS PARTY HOLDING HIS SEAT HAS NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT IN THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. THE TRUTH IS, EVERYTHING ABOUT PETER OBI IS LIKE OSINBAJO WHO CHASED NOTHING BUT A MIRAGE


IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR JOKERS JUST LOOK AT OBI AND HIS SUPPORTERS. ALL OF YOU ARE NOTHING NEAR REALITY. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW ANYWAY, PETER OBI CAN NEVER BECOME NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDENT IN A FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS

Even in BOTH, not now, not even in future.

Dear OBi campaigners, You're not doing OBI any good, you don't mean well for him. He knows you're a joker that's why he will never put his money on campaign because you can be bought so easily " CASE STUDY OF PDP PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY ELECTION WHERE WIKE LOST TO ATIKU" ( VERY CONFUSED SETS OF PEOPLE YOU ARE!!!!). Listen to me, northerners are not as stupid as we southerners because large percentage of them are not on social media they don't even know Nairaland forum exist because they believe in physical things but southerners does not that's why we are all jokes to them. They protects their culture and their religion but here we don't take that serious. Some southerners spends hours on Facebook looking for that imaginary jobs simply because he has obtained that Degree but northerners still goes to farm. Northerners don't care about party, so long one of them is contesting ,they will support him but that's not the case in the south. Muslim / Muslim ticket is what northerners really wants in the first place because they don't joke with their religion so, here, TINUBU WINS. TINUBU reaches out to them in person and so also his people campaigning for him. They meets these people, assure them of good governance, gives them gift and promises them lots of things but the case is not the same with OBI PANDORA CAMPAIGNERS. You seat at the comfort of your room campaigning on the social media when millions who will vote are not even connect to the internet. OBI KNOWS THIS, THAT'S WHY HE WON'T PUT HIS MONEY ON THE CAMPAIGN BECAUSE HE NEVER DOUBT THE FACT THAT HE WILL ONLY BE LUCKY TO COME 4TH COMES NEXT YEAR ELECTION.

PresidObi:


You yourself know it's a fat lie, if not, what are you wasting your data typing here, go and preach to the market women them.

This is the reason southerners always cry every year and be behind in everything. 64% of voters are not online. Not even have a smart phone talk of having a Facebook account. They don't even know Nairaland forum exist. But on that day, you will see them in millions vote massively for that one who easily reaches out to them physically unlike you seating on the web campaigning. Well, I know OBi didn't take this serious because he knew he will come 4th in the election. Screenshot this comment and keep it safe till after election ok.

adenigga:


Source: https://punchng.com/Presidency-tough-I-am-eager-to-go-Buhari

Were you there before?

valentineuwakwe:



source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/11/tinubu-shettima-ticket-could-be-pointers-to-islamise-nigeria-edwin-clark/

If you ain't ok with it, leave the country for us.

InvertedHammer:


/

Any group that can attack the NDA and left unchallenged can attack anywhere in Nigeria successfully.

3 hours of operation in Kuje and not a single resistance/challenge from your military.

Keep living on false hope.

/

So I shouldn't correct them when they made a mistake?

etokhana:

https://punchng.com/kuje-ghana-immigration-warns-against-infiltration-of-escapees/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1657543325-1

Ghana is saying rubbish Ooo! That prison was medium security one not MAXIMUM Ooo. No terrorist can break in to maximum security prison.

treesun:

https://punchng.com/terrorists-demand-n4-3bn-for-abducted-kaduna-train-hostages/

If not for the fact that one can't overlook his love one in the den of danger, I would have advice then to tell them to go f***k themselves next time they contact them. No one should pay them any money.