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Romance / Re: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by megaomo(m): 11:31pm On Dec 02, 2013
Abbey2sam:

So what are the criteria to have a girl friend...
Blood I guess...............

In brymo's tone,
'killing da boi yea,
killiin and killing the boi yea yea...'.

I learned that BAN FEC are talking starvation,i.e,'hunger strike'.

Hmmm.. Omo lekweya blue balls!!!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by megaomo(m): 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2013
Sunny_bobo: Since Oshiomhole is a widower and the woman a widow, I hereby suggest that both should get married ASAP.

Click like if you are in support of this proposal.

The likes on this odikwa too muchness.

Osho-baba,the people have spoken.

Hmm..hmm thats all.

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Phones / Re: Tecno Q1 Discussion Thread by megaomo(m): 12:20pm On Nov 26, 2013
demex24:
bro its a simple thing to solve just switch off d phone.
hold power button+volume up
wait till yu c a android logo showing stock 3e recovery
then scroll to format/ clear data then ok
datsall
just gonna uninstall all the app you install but you can install them back
Nothing 's gonna happen to d phone av done it many tyms

thanx bro. Pls one more thing,will it wipe my phone data? Secondly what botton do i use to select? Will realy appreciate a quick response. Jah bless.
Phones / Re: Tecno Q1 Discussion Thread by megaomo(m): 11:20am On Nov 25, 2013
Elovic4u: I forgot the pattern i used to lock my tecno Q1 screen, what should i do? Its asking me to log in to my google account, I have tried to log in through my google account but is not working. Doest that means i can't use the phone again?

pls somebody help with this solution. I dont want to hard format my phone. Thanks. Pls help,fast. Abeg,sharply.
Education / Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by megaomo(m): 4:29am On Nov 23, 2013
grin @op,allowance to merix this tagline:


''Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your
Juniors and was served by seniors back In School'.

Pheeeewww...been a dodger during my junior boi days was hell. From hanging,to frog jump,to picking pin,to driver,kneeling on stones,washing,paying homage and sleeping under the seniors bed. Meanwhile most of these things dey happen,gwava tree branches dey warm up your back.

One thing i knew then was that certain forms of punishment became part of me,ending in 'NO' behavioural change thru coercion,it occured naturally.
Crime / Re: Yinka Oba Kidnapped, Driver Killed In Osun by megaomo(m): 1:30pm On Nov 21, 2013
This woman worked hard for her money. Really sad.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Run From Successful And Financially Independent Women? by megaomo(m): 11:59am On Nov 15, 2013
If a successful woman like Mrs Alakija can settle down,raise four kids,be the worlds richest woman and still be submisive to her husband then i think and believe we can all get along. Weather we believe it or not,success robs a woman or a man of his/her humility to a certain degree. But dont be qiuck to forget that success for a man or a woman also depends on his or her ability to grow,nurture and make a home.

Opera Winfrey might think differently,but who gives an ape s**t.

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TV/Movies / Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by megaomo(m): 5:43am On Nov 15, 2013
.Mehn guys how una see the production quality of Late Chinu Achebe's things fall apart. Camara men mounted choppers to capture particular scenes. The lightening effects was tight,and to crown it all the storyline had a reasonable degree of suspence. Nollywood shebi na backward ever,foward never?
Sports / Re: Describe Golden Eaglets In One Word? by megaomo(m): 7:19pm On Nov 08, 2013
wow..........kpere.
Science/Technology / Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by megaomo(m): 10:57pm On Nov 03, 2013
usmanktg2:

‪#‎Naijagirlsbelike‬ - Baby what are you getting me for the eclipse

hahahahaha chai,abeg give her one of those ugly 3d glasses make she resemble awilo.
Travel / Re: 92 Migrants Die In Sahara Desert After Failed Crossing by megaomo(m): 2:47am On Nov 02, 2013
There was a report a couple of years ago from Niger Republic. It was said then that the country was suffering from a natural disaster,the report went further to state that this natural disaster was indeed FAMINE. Men that was some crazy ish. As for this report,its too much a sacrifice for a good and better life. Save Africa o Lord
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Celebrates Birthday With Inmates At Ikoyi Prison by megaomo(m): 1:17am On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=MR.SANITY]wait, did you say iyanya just turned 27 grin, hilarious. so when he won project fame 6 or 7 years ago, he was 20/21, this one i am looking at, abeg leave matter for mathias.

Anyways congrats to him, btw, why prison undecided[/quote
see me see wahala..shebi prisoners no be human? I spent my last birthday with kids at an orphanage,make God help anybody weh go ask me 'why homeless children'.
Fashion / Re: Omotola Jalade’s Outfit To Lagos Fashion & Design Week by megaomo(m): 1:05am On Nov 01, 2013
same material wit my palour bed cover. Lol..jst kidding. The woman makes the dress nt the other way round. Omo is too much...
Celebrities / Re: Shocking Breaking News: Kanye West Catches D Banj Sexing Kim Kardashian by megaomo(m): 7:38pm On Oct 15, 2013
Andyblaze: Guys wahala dey o. I skyped with one popular celeb blogger today and she told me kanye has broken up with kim. I think say na joke, i come check TMZ.COM, I saw the news that kanye caught Kim with an african artiste. I saw d banj's picture.

Politics / Re: Subsidy Protest Was Staged - Jonathan by megaomo(m): 3:10pm On Sep 19, 2012
The original plan was to increase the fuel price to #130 a litre. What this means is that the capitalist blueprint of the GEJ government is about to take effect. God help us all.
Politics / Re: Senator Gyang Datong Killed In Jos by megaomo(m): 1:56am On Jul 09, 2012
why will anybody want to justify the killing of these gentlemen based on the rotten stench of bias reasoning in thier innermost guts. If you've lived in the tin city (jay town) you'd know that the crises has eaten deep into the fabrics of the social and economic well being of any Nigerian who happens to earn any form of livelihood there. Such acts inevitably affects you and I, common nigerians on the hustle.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Attacking Right Now a Police Station Near The Emir Palace in Kano... by megaomo(m): 10:54pm On Jan 27, 2012
Kano a city of 9 million people,imagine the economic impact of whatever is happening now,its tragic. GEJ is always looking up to the US government,the same government has made their position known in clear terms that they don't negotiate with terrorist. IN the rules of engagement when  dialogue and negotiation wont work,aggression and violence is the next and only option.
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Tonto Dikeh In This Hot Leopard Skin Outfit by megaomo(m): 3:05pm On Jan 24, 2012
Are those poodles or chiwawa's? Anyways i think the photo is a clumsy one.
Phones / Re: New MTN Tariff Plans: Which One Should I Choose? by megaomo(m): 1:47pm On Jan 14, 2012
MTN is like the Nigerian government or the devil,they give you with one hand and take back with the other. Bloody Telecoms cabals.
Politics / Re: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by megaomo(m): 3:50pm On Jan 07, 2012
''The cost of a new refinery is pretty nebulous, but my best estimates is about $1,000 - 5,000 per (barrel per stream day capacity), depending on the capacity of the refinery.  The lower the capacity the lower the unit bpd cost.

For example, a 20,000 bpd capacity refinery may cost $20 million, while a 100,000 bpd capacity refinery might cost $500 million.

For example, in Nigeria, I recently read that the 12,000 bpd topping modular refinery for Akwa-Ibom  is for $10 million, while the 100,000 bpd complex refinery being touted for Tonwei Refinery in Bayelsa is estimated at $1.2 billion.'' Source http://www.dawodu.com.

My fellow nigerians are we then saying that we dont have this kind of money to build new refineries,and that we need to remove subsidy before it can be done? The GEJ administration is trying to use tecnical grammer to scam us.
Politics / Re: Is Nepa Also Going On Strike? by megaomo(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2012
Ladies and Gentle Nigerians,My question is this, how will NLC take over oil facilities,general government facilities and installations without the aid of you and me. NLC and TUC are mandated by us to stand in for us in such an event,they have no power over the police or armed forces,only a lame task force that will chicken when the FG uses its long arms. The federal government better not think NLC is procastinating.
Politics / Re: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by megaomo(m): 10:44am On Jan 05, 2012
Nothing is happening in otukpo or makurdi for that matter. My Benue folks were's the Naija love,c'mon lets go!!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Hello To All Members by megaomo(m): 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2008
Good 2 be here!I'm not just nu but fresh out the kitchen. hoping to cope here.

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