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Politics / Re: Dambazau, Arase And El-rufai Visit Sheikh El-zakzaky (Photos) by memebreak(m): 9:20am On Dec 16, 2015
To me, the pictures i'm seeing here isn't current event and i'm sure the man wouldn't be fit to sit down with anybody after just a week of brutal beating. If any of you guys have seen Youtube video where Army are pleading to his followers to allow them passage you would know this Shiites are not peaceful at all. Ask anybody living in Kaduna how these people are you would know they are violent and always not in good term with the Army.

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NYSC / Re: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by memebreak(m): 8:35pm On Jul 29, 2014
Adesewa19: Watin we no go c 4 9ja' Shior...



Exactly, Different ways people use to hustle nowadays.... smh

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Religion / Re: Moon Has Been Sighted by memebreak(m): 12:32am On Jul 27, 2014
How true is the information ?
Family / Re: Man Spends 23years In Prison For Allegedly Failing To Bribe Policeman by memebreak(m): 11:27pm On Jul 26, 2014
Truly but sad, I wonder when someone is going to rise up and rectify all these problems we have in this country... I try so hard to think of something that is of great standard in our country and i couldn't think of a single one that we could say Yes Nigeria try with this one. SMH for our leaders.

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Politics / Re: Governor Yero Imposes 24 Hour Curfew In Kaduna by memebreak(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2014
Brymo: tranquility has return, who know wan chop sallah.

I'm in KD but it seems to be tension where i am as at yesterday, How's that your side?
Politics / Re: Governor Yero Imposes 24 Hour Curfew In Kaduna by memebreak(m): 2:50pm On Jul 25, 2014
Brymo: cant asure u dat, but if it is important u could still come.

Hi, Pls how's KD today ?
Politics / Re: Governor Yero Imposes 24 Hour Curfew In Kaduna by memebreak(m): 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2014
Brymo: I just came to spend my holiday in kd o, please naw, I actaully wanted to even go to d mkt today ...... Imagine d kind of confusion i might av gotten myself into. Kaduna no dai tire?

I was just planning to go KD this afternoon before i hear about the blast, is it still safe for me to come by weekend? I tire for this Country
Family / Help Sort This by memebreak(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2014
I saw this question somewhere online and i thought to bring it on here to see people's opinion as we are having a big argument on this.

In a family where the husband earns #150,000 every month, and the wife earns ‪#500,000 ‬every month and both of them work in d same company, and the kids are lacking parental care and love. Who among the couple should resign to take care of the kids?
Romance / Re: His Girl Has Hooked Him With Pregnancy. by memebreak(m): 1:52am On Jul 21, 2014
mechanics: abstinence is d best, condom is not sure, i know of a colleaque during service, he do sleep wit girl weneva she comes visiting, despite he uses condom, d girl became pregnant, i saw d symtoms n d girl started runing up n down getting drugs to quench d pregnance, i dont just knw why some men wil nt wait til d rite tym 4 marriage, d guy has no choice dan to b wit her n wen d tym comes, he shud go n pay her bride price.

Are you father Moses You must be a learner if not... LOL
Romance / Re: 10 Qualities Women Look For In A Man by memebreak(m): 1:35am On Jul 21, 2014
jeffizy:
The number 1 secret most desired quality since 1937 grin

The list goes on and on man, add that one to it too... tongue

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Romance / Re: 10 Qualities Women Look For In A Man by memebreak(m): 1:27am On Jul 21, 2014
jeffizy: Summary: Be a T.V remote!

If that works for you grin
Romance / 10 Qualities Women Look For In A Man by memebreak(m): 12:53am On Jul 21, 2014
#1 Be Humorous

Women want a man who can make them laugh, or at least show them the humour in even the most uncomfortable situation. The ability to joke at the stresses of life, and being in a relationship, is a must. Unfortunately, not every man is born with the ability to make people laugh, but just being able to laugh is often enough to diffuse a situation. Show her you can laugh at yourself and life’s little mishaps and she’ll find it irresistible.
While women find all of these traits desirable, the most important part to remember is to never stop exhibiting these attributes over time. Always be confident, keep her laughing, be passionate towards her and generous towards others and you’ll remain desirable to her for years to come.


#2 Be A Teacher

One desirable quality women often notice involves a man’s passion for side projects — your hobbies and interests that fill the time between job and sleep. She mostly likely finds one (or many) of these things that you do fascinating and that makes you incredibly desirable. Women want a man who’ll give them a peek into another world. Teach them something they don’t know about a subject you’re passionate about. Of course, there’s a fine line between that and boring them to tears with inane details and jargon, but if she shows some interest, indulge it. There is nothing more desirable than a man opening up and sharing his passions with a woman.


#3 Be A Good Father (Eventually)

Being a good father (or exhibiting the potential that you will be some time in the future) is incredibly desirable to a woman — especially those who enjoy a close relationship with their own father. Being a good dad involves qualities like patience and compassion — qualities women want in a partner for their own needs and the eventual needs of their kids. Think about how you treat kids and cute animals. Are you always shooing your younger nephew away when he wants to play? Do you shun your friends’ pets when you go over? Maybe it’s time to start playing nice with others.


#4 Be Kind

Kindness is an important and desirable quality which many men sadly lack a little. This is based on the widely held belief that to make it in this world, a man needs a tough exterior and killer instinct. This may be true in the boardroom, but not in the bedroom. “Don’t believe the hype that nice guys finish last,” laughs. “Kindness is consistently ranked as one of the best and sexiest qualities a man can have. A man who treats you right, is nice to other people and gives back to his community is a catch.”

#5 Be Generous

There are two different types of generosity and both are incredibly desirable to the opposite sex. The first is being generous with possessions — donating gifts or money to charities or those less fortunate. The second is being generous with time — spending time with people in need of a sympathetic ear or a shoulder to cry on, or with the special woman in your life.

#6 Be Mysterious

It’s true that women love excitement, especially in a new relationship, and there is no better way to keep that excitement alive than being slightly secretive. There’s a huge difference between being slightly unpredictable and being aloof. Near the beginning of a relationship, it doesn’t hurt to play your cards ever so slightly closer to your chest than you normally would.
If she texts, and you don’t immediately respond, you neatly avoid the chance that you’ll come across as desperate. Let her sweat it out for a few minutes — but never let the text go for hours without a response. That’s the difference between keeping her interested and turning her off by being a jerk.
In the later stages of a relationship, keep it mysterious with things like weekend plans or surprise gifts for special occasions.


#7 Be Dependable

Men usually don’t have an issue making commitments to a woman — the issue is usually with the follow-through. Women want a man who’ll keep a promise and stay true to his word, even if it’s something as simple as dinner plans or a weekend getaway. Keep true to your word with her — don’t simply ditch her the first time one of your buddies wants to make plans on a night you’d made plans with her first, and if something you truly can’t avoid comes up, let her know as soon as possible and work with her to re-schedule.

#8 Be Faithful

In a world in which cheating on a girlfriend or spouse has become much easier — thanks to websites dedicated to adultery and phone apps specifically designed to hide indiscretions — staying faithful can feel like a 24-hour job even to the most devoted individual.
Women enter a relationship with the intent of being in it for the long haul. They want to know their partner is making the same commitment. Prove from the start that you’re faithfully committed — watch that wandering eye in public, and don’t go exchanging flirtatious texts with old flames — and she’ll do the same.


9 Be Confident

Confidence is crucial. A man secure in his own skin makes a woman feel secure. This involves not only the way you treat others, but the way you carry yourself in public and in private. Hold your head up high in a tall, straight posture and walk like you own the room — even on the days you feel like the exact opposite is true. A confident man can handle unfamiliar situations with ease and assurance, and won’t be rattled if he commits a minor gaffe, even if everyone’s watching.

#10 Be Passionate

Ask any woman fresh out of a relationship for the key reason the partnership fell apart and one word you’ll hear a lot is “passion.”
“Many women complain that men today don’t take initiative inside or outside of the bedroom,” explained Andrea Syrtash, relationship expert and author of It’s Okay to Sleep With Him on the First Date: And Every Other Rule of Dating Debunked. “It’s very sexy when a man plans a date and asserts himself sexually. One woman I recently interviewed said she knew she wanted to be with her boyfriend when he picked her up (literally) and brought her into his bedroom.”
Be passionate about her completely — show interest in her not only sexually but emotionally as well. Take an interest in the things that make her tick — from her work to her volunteer work, her hobbies and life goals.
Music/Radio / Re: Sorry, Slim, But Lil Wayne Is The Greatest MC Alive by memebreak(m): 8:19pm On Jul 20, 2014
I don't think so but he's good too
Music/Radio / Re: Sorry, Slim, But Lil Wayne Is The Greatest MC Alive by memebreak(m): 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2014
infoscope:

A post this lengthy without a paragraph? Are you high on rap??


Maybe na copy and paste self... grin
Music/Radio / Re: Sorry, Slim, But Lil Wayne Is The Greatest MC Alive by memebreak(m): 8:08pm On Jul 20, 2014
bankydd: With the release ofThe Marshall Mathers LP 2, Eminem declares himself a Rap God, featuring the King of Rap (Kendrick Lamar) on his album, and hoping to finally pass the torch ofthe rap game to a worthy predecessor. One can debate back and forth over whether Em or Jay-Z is the greatest rapper alive, but, rather than waste any time debating semantics between these two self-proclaimed "God MCs," I'm declaring the greatest MC in the history of the game to be neither Em nor Jay. History will show that the existence of a God MC is irrelevant so long as there's life on Mars.People Love the Underdog...Eminem has complicated rhymes and rhythms. There's no denying the man knows how to put together a sentenceand spit it -- if complicated equated to musicality, however, why is"Yesterday" the most covered song in pop culture and not "Crazy Train," the fast-paced and just as classic track from Ozzy Osbourne? There's nodenying Eminem is a legendary MC anda great artist, but, while he may have seemed like the innovator in real time, looking back at his archive, the majority of his work doesn't hold up. His cartoony beats, dated pop culture references (who are Moby and Carson Daly, and why is Em mad at them?) and comical lyrics mostly fall flat. Eminem's problem is he blew up too quick -- so he never really had a chanceto mature as an artist.Lil Wayne, on the other hand, came up in the shadows of Juvenile, Manny Fresh, and Baby. Whereas Em was Aftermath's LeBron James, Weezy started as Cash Money's Allen Iverson. At best, Duane Carter was a sidekick, destined to VH1 reality and dating shows. Slim Shady is Vanilla Ice with credibility and skill; he's the Yankees, and he was supposed to win. Lil Wayne is a blinged out Southern rapper like any other. There's no reason he should still be relevant, but he is. All Marshall Mathers had to do in order to stick out was show up; Weezy had to work for his -- and that's real hip-hop.Less Is More...The career-defining single for each of emcee is Eminem's "Lose Yourself," an ode to the struggle of becoming a rapper, and Lil Wayne's "Lollipop," a song about sex. Both songs are approximately five minutes long, and Em fits about 50 percent more words in his song. Weezy's lyrics are much more repetitive, so Shady is essentially working twice as hard to produce the same effect. This certainly proves Marshall is talented and hard-working. It proves he can spit complicated rhyme patterns. But is that what makes a great song? By accomplishing the same thing (a number 1 single) with half the words, Tunechi proves he has a better grasp of lyricism than the Rap God.While word count seems like a wacky way to compare two lyricists, if we're calling someone the greatest rapper alive, it's an important consideration. Lyrics are words, and, as Twitter has proven time and time again, the less words you use to express a thought, the more appealing it is. Being able to express a concise thought on a subject is the mark of a genius, and doing it melodically is a sign of a musical prodigy -- both of which describe Lil Wayne.Content Marketing...Where most people adamantly take a stance on Eminem being great while LilWayne is "garbage" lies in Shady's subject matter -- "Em raps about reallife and real problems while Wayne just talks about money, drugs, and sex." I understand what is being said, but Marshall's lyrics focus on himself while Weezy's run the gamut of subject matter, from destruction (murder) to creation (sex) to everything in between. While Shady is a master of both horrorcore and emo-rap, Tunechi not only excels at both, but can also touch on a wide variety of subjectsEminem does rap about drugs ("Drug Ballad," anyone?), guns ("Pistol Pistol"wink, and sex ("Superman"wink just like Lil Wayne, but Mr. Carter is able to touch on one universal subject that Mr. Mathers still struggles with, eveninto his 40s...How to Love. Slim is incapable of writing a love song that Justin Bieber could legitimately pull off. The sign of a truly classic song is in its ability to be covered by artists from different generations, and Lil Wayne's discography will stand the test of time longer than Eminem's because compassion is what truly lasts. Em is incapable of expressing compassion without betraying his image. Weezy can release an entire album of love songs; Shady can't.A Goon to a Goblin...Relatability is an important consideration when determining an artist's "star power," and Eminem is much more relatable than Lil Wayne on the surface. Em is an every man who everyone can relate to on some level, while Tunechi is subtitled in his interviews. Aside from having a recognizable face, Slim dresses, looks, and acts like everyone else on the streets (albeit a bit more amped up). He could be anyone's son, neighbor, father, brother, etc. If you showed up to work looking like Weezy, on the other hand, you're going to be fired, and probably arrested. Lil Wayne is a Martian, and if it weren't for music, he wouldn't fit in anywhere.Unfortunately for Em, star power doesn't equate to being the best MC, and his relatability is only skin deep. People may get angry and want to kill themselves or someone else in their head every so often, but a large portion of his portfolio is angry. Basically, Eminem is a really good battle rapper, which is one of the moreclassical styles of hip-hop. Lil Wayne, however, pushes the sonic boundaries of the game to new levels. Both"Lollipop" and "How to Love" take hip-hop to levels that Shady is incapable of pulling off. Weezy is talented in any musical genre; Marshall Mathers is not.The Real Slim Shady...Unlike the classic debate over 2Pac or Notorious B.I.G. being the greatest MC ever, both Lil Wayne and Eminem are still very much in the game and cranking out hits, with each artist sitting on discographies of over 1000 tracks. As long as Em outlives Wayne (and, unless Weezy shares genes with Keith Richards, it's a definite possibility), Shady will have the last word. He still has a chance to release aunique album that breaks his formulaic approach to music. Eminem could possibly test the boundaries of rap in an unexpected way.That day may never come, however, and until it does, Lil Wayne is the undisputed greatest living MC

I don't think so..
Family / Re: I Am Tired Of My Marriage Barely Four Months Into The Marriage by memebreak(m): 2:41pm On Jul 15, 2014
Truckpusher: Get yourself a boy friend and face the damn mutherfuccker fire for fire. sad

If he becomes a problem too much to handle ,you simply visit one babalawo to reset his head angry


hahahhahahaha, best advice ever grin
Politics / Re: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by memebreak(m): 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2014
koboko69: The same army and gallant soldiers/officers that were fully in charge of ECOMOG, and liberated african countries,and played peace keeping roles excellently is the same army that as be bastardized by greedy top military officers and government officials. The Ngerian armed forces is very much capable of handling this animals, but for the politics and self enrichment of greedy allies and incompetent Jonathan, the animals seems to be winning the war. Not until some people decides they have eaten enough from the security budget and Jonathan's desperation for 2015 is sacrificed, BH menace will keep thriving.

I couldn't agree more with you on this one.
Properties / Re: First Nairaland Property Investment Partnership by memebreak(m): 1:03am On Mar 15, 2013
@spyder880 i just sent an email to you i hope you respond back soon. Thank you and Good night.
Business / Re: Corporate Affairs Commission Public Database by memebreak(m): 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2013
That's absolutely true, I wonder why individual couldn't even check the members of companies board of directors too on their website. They are public office and should make everything available on the website for public viewing.

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