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Politics / Re: Interesting FACTS About Nigerians By Tribes That Will Make You Laugh & Frown by MichaelAustin(m): 9:48pm On May 20, 2016
Realdeals:
You're quite right!
The dirtiest people in Nigeria - Yoruba The cleanest people in Nigeria - Efik /Ibibio

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Navy DSSC Enlistment/Recruitment 2016 by MichaelAustin(m): 10:47pm On May 12, 2016
the topic is written DSSC 2016, but you wrote registration starts 18th may 2015! op pls clarify
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by MichaelAustin(m): 11:05pm On May 04, 2016
AzontoGhost:
speaking is different from writing/typing man!
what is this fish trying to proof?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by MichaelAustin(m): 4:07pm On Apr 30, 2016
Dollarjunkie:
Can someone for Ghana applied?
and they will tell you Ghanaians speak better English

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Short Service Combatant Recruitment 2016 by MichaelAustin(m): 10:51pm On Apr 20, 2016
xule20:


SSC is a Combatant Short Service Commission
(formerly known as Short Regular Commission,
SRC) that is meant for those interested in field
Operations AKA War or peace-keeping or Combat
Operations (U assume the rank of second
Lieutenant in the army -*- and R usually fielded into Infantry Corps of the Nigerian
army after 9mths - 12mths of training); after
18mths - 2yrs U receive your first promotion to
Lieutenant -**- and your subsequent promotions
are 4years a rank or as vacancies/slots arise.
When U achieve your 6th Year (Usually when U R
or awaiting to assume the rank of Captain -***-),
U will have the option to retire or convert to
Regular commission after a physical exercise; U
will receive 2 chances each year to pass this
after which at your third fail U will go on
compulsory retirement. N.B;- NDA graduates R
on Regular Commission by default; This grants
them automatic right to hold any appointment
anywhere in the armed forces; a right SSC may
share if God, age and politics is on your side.
DSSC is Direct Short Service Commission and is
meant for professional Officers interested purely
in administrative functions of the army (U will
assume the rank of Lieutenant -**- after training
and will be fielded into any of the Corps where
vacancies exist for your discipline after 6-7mths
of training). Your First 2 ranks will be achieved
after 5years of promotion each. In your 10th
year, you will have the option of retiring or
convert to Direct Regular Commission which will
involve mainly just a medical exam and filling a
couple of documents after which U will be
deemed converted and subsequent promotion will
be achieved on a 4year basis a rank or as
vacancy/slots exists N.B;- Direct regular
Commission legally can achieve any rank except
the APEX rank in each armed forces; In the case
of army Lieutenant General. However they
cannot hold any Major appointment that demand
control of combatant troops, unfortunately most
of these appointments R usually assigned to
Brigadier or Major Generals (a rank that usually
has very limited slots/vacancy for occupancy
compared to number of officers qualified to filled
them) so most times in the past, DRC don't
usually proceed after the rank of Lieutenant
Colonel or Colonel - though this trend is fast
changing as DRC now achieve the rank of
Brigadier General even Major General, thanks to
Democracy......
A B. ed can go for DSSC if there is vacancy in
the Education Corps only beyond that no hope; a
B. ed can go for SSC as what U read doesn't
matter everybody will just face Infantry (The
Combat land troops department of the army).
Education Corps is for teachers and staff of
Military school and military institutes, Infantry is
war, peacekeeping and training for other
combatant troops....
Yes a B.Ed can go for all armed forces but only
army has SSC the rest have only DSSC.....
Jets and Crafts/Vessel is exclusively for NDA
graduates and not DSSC
Special forces R members of the armed forces
trained for specific field OPS (for Now boko
Haram & counter insurgency is the core of all
Special forces training course menu) Airforce
has QRF (Quick response force), Army has CTU
(Counter terrorism Unit)..........
Military reserve R meant for Mass recruitment/
re-engagement into the armed forces in the
event that the armed forces or the Nation is
overwhelmed by a foreign or local threat. Retired
officers fit the profile, also Civil defence and
other paramilitary bodies can be conscripted in
the event of a General state of
emergency...........
Pistols R meant specifically for commandants/
Commanders/Service Chiefs or as occasion
demands. Usually the culture is for your Aides to
carry arms for U as a very senior officer; a very
senior officer or a commander will only agree to
carry in the event that his unit is on Military alert
(by this time every personnel will be on
camouflage only all day of the week instead of
switching between other variants of their
uniforms)......
Usually for SSC in recent times, 30years is the
maximum and 26 is the minimum but if U R
younger and have your first degree U will be
accepted. DSSC for army and airforce is
minimum 26 to 35 maximum but even if U R
younger with a first degree U R welcome. Navy
insists on maximum of 30yrs and younger with
first degree for DSSC.......
Army, Navy, Air force is anyone's choice. Army
is a place people R wary of because they have a
tradition of promoting at a slower rate than
others (though that is changing now), Air force is
a place deemed better than army in terms of rate
of promotions, though the level of discrimination
for appointments against DSSC is far higher than
that of army (in the army the man who can do
the job and is qualified gets its; airforce they will
consider Regular Commission qualified or not
before DSSC). Navy is deemed the best in terms
of pay and other things; the problem is that its
deemed the most difficult to enter...........so U
choose as your Spirit leads
very well explained! I applied for DSSC (Air Force) as Admin/HR officer. I have BSc in Political Science and Public Administration, member Nigerian Institute of Management And a course certificate in Human Resource Management Professional (no job experience yet) i need this job like nsido!
do i have a chance?

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Politics / 99 Out Of Every 100 Nigerians Don't Know Their Day Of Birth by MichaelAustin(m): 3:11pm On Nov 27, 2015
yes you know your date of birth, i bet you don't know your day of birth. so many people fail or lie about this. i was born on a Friday!
you think you know much about yourself, what day were you born?
Phones / Pls How Good Are HTC Android Phones? by MichaelAustin(m): 8:17pm On May 10, 2015
Pls hw good are HTC android phones?
Which can i get at 40k?
Thanks
Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 1:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
ferhyntorlah:
I would prefer Fashola for the job.
Ameachi needs to work closely with the President as his Chief of Staff. Amaechi has sacrificed so much for Buhari's victory
Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 12:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
P
PassingShot:
I think every zone has been adequately taken care of in the zoning formula.

Now that Amaechi cannot be the next SGF, I expect to see him in charge of a very powerful ministry such as petroleum resources, power or works.
Ameachi is too big for a minister. He is the Chief of Staff to the President, he needs to work closely with the President

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Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 12:23pm On Apr 19, 2015
PassingShot:
I think every zone has been adequately taken care of in the zoning formula.

Now that Amaechi cannot be the next SGF, I expect to see him in charge of a very powerful ministry such as petroleum resources, power or works.
Amaechi is too big for a minister. He is the Chief of Staff to the President, he needs to work closely with the President.
Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 12:15pm On Apr 19, 2015
Sunnybobo3:


Amaechi will not get a ministerial appointment under Buhari.
Ameachi is too big for a mere ministeral post. He is d Chief of Staff to the President
Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 12:09pm On Apr 19, 2015
Entchidodo:
Nothing for Amaechi...the man is about to be used and dumped.
Amaechi is d Chief of Staff to the President. If at all you knw what dat means
Politics / Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by MichaelAustin(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2015
liberty300:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!... AMAECHI still not getting anything yet?
Amaechi is d Chief of Staff to the President. If at all u knw hw powerfull dat office is.
Politics / List Those You Want Buhari To Buharize by MichaelAustin(m): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
The underlisted men and women have done this country so much damage, thier evil deeds have made them enemy of the people.
The many sins of Jonathan administration is traceable to this poeple. There are guilty of the following offences
Impunity, gross misconduct,looting,murder,kidnapping,character assasination,thuggery,election rigging,forgery,corruption etc.
My list goes thus:
Ayo Fayose
Godswill Akpabio
Nyesom Wike
Mathew Mbu
Alison Madueke
PEJ
FFK
if u want them buharized hit likes
Culture / Re: Nigerian Native Names And Their Meanings by MichaelAustin(m): 7:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
sandzphield:
Ubongabasi = glory of God .(ibibio)
kingdom of God or the throne of God
u dnt even knw d meanin of ya name
chei
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Opinion: Top 10 Government Agencies To Work For by MichaelAustin(m): 7:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
CBN
TETFUND
NEXIM

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Food / Re: What's The English Name Of This Fruit? by MichaelAustin(m): 7:17pm On Feb 28, 2015
ukuk in efik/ibibio
Politics / Re: Photos; Christian Militants Arrive Iraq To Fight ISIS by MichaelAustin(m): 10:17pm On Feb 19, 2015
hw can i join?
Here i am, battle ready

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Politics / He Did Not Islamize With A Decree, Will He Islamize With The Constitution? by MichaelAustin(m): 5:35pm On Feb 17, 2015
Anytime i hear poeple say buhari's agenda is to islamize nigeria i just don't get it.
This is a man whose driver and cook of many years are christians.
I am a christian from d niger delta i dont belief this man have any anti christian agenda.
And the million naira question is if he did not islamize as a dictator with a decree where no opinion is required from the masses will he islamize if he becomes a president in a democratic setting where d constitution is supreme,where the opinion of the masses is needed?
Have you forgotten that the almighty Obasenjo could not amend our constitution to suit his third term agend?
If na play mek una stop am o
My Nigeria is too big for this joke
Politics / Re: Is This True Or Just A Lie To Win Election, Can Anyone Confirm This For Us? by MichaelAustin(m): 5:54pm On Feb 16, 2015
denko:
which buhari mohammadu or mohammed
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wich one do you knw and wich one do you tink am refering to?
Nigerians dou
lol
Politics / Is This True Or Just A Lie To Win Election, Can Anyone Confirm This For Us? by MichaelAustin(m): 9:58am On Feb 16, 2015
Governor Rochas Okorocha recently that Buhari's driver and cook for 25 and 30 years respectively are christians, that i can belief.
Okorocha went on to say that one of Buhari's daughter is married to a christian, this is hard to belief. Though i have been hearing this but i always refute it but coming directly from the mouth of Okorocha, ( i watched it live on tv) it calls for confirmation.
Can any one confirm this, is this true?

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Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 7:06pm On Feb 09, 2015
Rilwayne001:


undecided blockhead

And how did u got to know about this?
from ma yoruba neighbours
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 5:22pm On Feb 09, 2015
shindarayo:
u wish abi.
our women dey use yoruba men do yeye
yoruba men are helpless before our women
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 2:53pm On Feb 09, 2015
shindarayo:
still ur women wont stop chasing after our men.
lol, dirty yoruba men
una men dey worship an beg our women
Culture / Re: Interesting Facts About The Urhobo People Of Delta State by MichaelAustin(m): 7:21pm On Feb 08, 2015
AmazingDude:

Ijaw is 4th
Fifth is Ibibio
Sixth Urhobo
lol, you know nothing
ibibio is 4th
google an see
Culture / Re: Interesting Facts About The Urhobo People Of Delta State by MichaelAustin(m): 7:15pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mayor21:
So Ijaws are the 4th largest ethnic group in Nigeria? Larger than the efiks/ibibio?
dnt mind him. Guy get your facts right
Ibibio is the 4th Nigerian
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 5:45pm On Feb 07, 2015
where two or three yorubas gathers, gossip strive
amebo na dia second name

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Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 5:42pm On Feb 07, 2015
yorubas are polygamous in nature. Their men are never satisfied with one wive and their never mind being second,third or fourth wive
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 8:28pm On Feb 06, 2015
shindarayo:
so u kall ur tribe yam head and fat lips handsome? Smh for u
na yoruba get yam head o, long,ugly,black heads. Kunle's head is a good example
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 8:25pm On Feb 06, 2015
shindarayo:
no mata he rich an igbo man he wld still turn his compound to a fufu makn factory,or ugwu farm.una localness is hereditary
any body who oppose yoruba is igbo, am not igbo am a niger deltan
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 8:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
Amefrica:


I don't know what you are talking about. Your post is really offensive!
bros pls dnt be offended but dat is d truth
Culture / Re: Top 10 Misconceptions About The Yoruba Tribe by MichaelAustin(m): 8:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
Amefrica:


I don't know what you are talking about. Your post is really offensive!
bros pls dnt be offended but dat is d truth

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